Monday Post 354d

 Good evening! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 2643 (ha, I'm over 2.5 grand XD) and secondly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Your Tossings'. Righteo, continuing events for Monday?

• BHreakfast is one yummy sliced bana with like a drop of maple syrup toasted sandwich, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one smaller mug of Milo.  Over breakfast, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

•  After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. There, I do a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and spend minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• IAlyssa and the OT student who's name I keep forgetting came and gave me a session; today I made a pizza! I ate about half for lunch; when I asked PIG mum how come she didn't lemme have the other half for arvo tea since I was the one who made it, not her, she shot back that she was entitled to the other half coz she had bought the ingredients. XD
• After I finish lunch, I head to the front door to sit and await Tina's arrival.
• Amazingly, she arrives two minutes EARLY and tootles me off to UQ for OT!
• Mel the teacher bought a mini ping pong table from Kmart and today I played firstly sitting and then standing to play, from one minute until five minutes! Thankfully the table had sturdy brakes; I just lent forward and let the table support my weight. 'Twas hilarious: Dani hit the ball which glanced off the side of my head; she immediately rushed over, apologising and checking had I been injured. I was fine, obviously, but next when April played me, she swang a mean forehand and POP smashes the ball straight into my head! "Hey!" I screech. April just laughs; when Mel the teacher returns I dob on them both for being so violent. XD
• After one more loo trip, Tina tootles me home.
• So a nice warm shower for me - I wash and rinse my own hair today. I also saoftly, slowly but most hatefully sing 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers. Actually, since Tina stayed and kindly held the showerhead over my back and kept me warm while I washed, I was actually all done after only 9% but happily leaned fully against the side rail and watered myself for another tinklle before calling Tina back.
• After flipping the nice warm water off, I got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. When Tina rekitted me, I had one more tinkle when she went out to my room to grab me some socks (coz PIG mum forgot to get me some) and one last when I was drying inside both ears with a tissue.
• For arvo tea, Tina cut up one pear for me and made me one little mug of white tea before I signed her off @ 4/5pm. She's back Thursday and taking me shopping!
• After finishing all my Farm Hereos lives I used the loo for one more tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• After happily watching Nine's 6pm news bulletin for the 58TH time, I use the loo for one tinkle and then walk myself slowly and safely to the gobbling :P table, again ising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Score the parents lemme use the spoon I had the foresight to ask Joanna to please pass me this morning for dinner; April has been satisfied EIGHT times! :D
• Dinner tonight: rice, lotsa icky bitter vegetable, lotsa soup potato, lotsa soup tomato, lotsa soup carrot and like two tiny chunks of tasteless soup pork.
• Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup; after taking my bowl over to the sink I walked myself slowly and safely back online, always  rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• Righteo, hopefully brb after one more loo trip now with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what's happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^