Saturday Post 354b

 Heylo again! Firstly, Em's new plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 2889 but secondly and way more importantly, I'm really still owed THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after I watch Nine's 6pm bulletin for the 57TH time!! Righteo, continuing today's events?

• Once PIG mum left for her half day's work, dearest dad retucked me back into bed and promised to stay quiet so I could snore in peace. Before returning to sleep, I spent another ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
• Mum Pig and I happily continued snoring together, me waking twice more for the pot :P once/twice more before Kim announced her arrival five minutes early. For once, she was well-behaved and just offered me fifteen more minutes with adding the "or two more minutes?" XD
• After fifteen more minutes, I summoned Kim back with the usual "I'm hungry ..." She came back, we got me kitted and I went over to the bathroom and brushed teeth. Ela enjoyed her other break this week~
• Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo and did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning fully against the side rail and spend minutes finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
• After washing and drying Era, I take my electric toothbrush and walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 

• Thanks to dearest dad who left me one (not half) an egg and chicken omelette sandwich; Kim says she cooked the toast with butter but my inferior tastebuds couldn't taste it! XD While Kim very gently and very sporadically massaged Ela and took very frequent long breaks to tap @ her smartphone, I happily read for seventy-five minutes first up, reaching pg. 150 @ 10:45am, reaching pg. 175 @ 11:12am and reaching pg. 200 @ 11:38am.
• At midday, I walked myself slowly and safely once to the loo for one tinkle and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
   Aunty Lai didn't answer the phone when I tried ringing her; instead, I drank my second mug of white tea with two sugars, drank another big mug of white tea with two sugars and happily read for another twenty-five minutes, finishing pg. 222 @ 12:15pm and reaching pg. 225 @ 12:16 pm because the chapter ended there and there was a blank page before the next chapter began. XD
• At 12:30pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• So a nice hot shower for me - I washed and rinsed my own hair today. I also softly, slowly but most hatefully sang 20% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the previous numbers. Actually, I was actually all done after only 10%, but happily leaned fully against the right side rail and watered myself for another tinkle before calling Kim back.
• After I flipped the nice hot water off, I mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who kindly helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) and then mostly rekitted myself (thanks too Kim who kindly helped me with my bra strap, Erf's sock, Elf's AFO and both laces). Then I used the loo for one more tinkle, dried inside both ears, washed and dried Era and walked myself slowly and safely back out to the gobbling :P table, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
  
  
• Kim serves me one big bowl of the yummy fried rice she cooked for me while I was showering plus my third and last big mug of white tea with two sugars. She's brought sweet potato CRACKERS for lunch and even shouts me one!
• Cheers, Over and after lunch, I happily continued reading, finishing pg. 250 @ exactly 1:30pm.
• At 1:55pm, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo for two more tinkles and then online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Once PIG mum gets home for her half day's work and showers, dad tootles us off to Garbo!
• After parking in B3, we catch the elevator up and start walking towards the food court area outside Eight Street. I wanted to visit Dymocks and maybe spend the fifty bucks Mr. Hall gave me, only to find out that it's shutting down and nearly all the shelves are empty anyway!
• Instead, PIG mum demanded I walk Daiso with her and then we met dad outside Eight Street and shared some sushi for arvo tea. We also bumped into Aunty Karen and Uncle Albert!
• After dearest dad tootled us home, I used the loo for one more tinkle and then walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. 
• Toms: just church, nothing special. It's still term break, so Bible study's not happening either.
• Oh, the special thing's that after service EM are having lunch together! Miss Lam has already said she'll help me downstairs and buy me lunch (I'll give her my fifteen bucks); I'm hoping for some chips coz I've not had any this week yet!
• Braced for a stressful arvo @ the hands of PIG mum. >< *sigh*
• Then fingers crossed dearest dad will take us out for dinner together toms night!
• Anyways, hopefully bbl after dinner, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
  Cheers,
  Em. ^^
  
  Em.m. ^^

• P.S. All the interesting surnames I saw when watching Nine's 6pm news for the 57TH time: Burrows, Greenbank, Thorton, Biden, Trudeu, Jacinda (first name), Ardern, Obama (heard), Trump (heard), Welby, Avery, Cavallaro, de Jersey, Bleijie, Winfrey (heard), Frydenberg, Willan (heard), Airlie (first name),  Dalton, Fifita (heard), Fagan, Leishmann, Spieth, Zalatoris, Genovese (heard), Rose, Hyman (heard)  and Ponga (heard). Wally Lewis read the sports report and Luke Bradnam read the weather report. Brisbane was 17-33 today. Mt. Gravatt toms: 19-29.