argh, my post wiped on me! ><>< well, let's just see how far i can get ...argh, and it's an 'event', too ... christmas eve!
TWFT topic is 'joseph' and still no plodding total from em. ><><
anyways, when dearest dad got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :p once. back in bed, ela's thumb crept in for some more sleep, while i cuddled rainbow and snored my head off. :p when PIG mum poked me up later, i used the pot :p once more, and got kitted, before heading out to breakfast.
eep, 30 mins left! typetypetype!~~
i dunno what i did to piss PIG mum off; in retaliation, she fed me two weetbix without any honey. oh well. :( 'twas still yummy. :) anyways, after breakfast, PIG mum made me walk to the car. she forced me to buckle my own seatbelt (what she gleefully forced poor em to do all day) and we also listened to my christmas disc from kylie and mel all day.we went to coles to buy a block of cadbury's for karen! and i gave my card and choccies (sp?) to gloria, too. :) then, PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk to the mailbox to post my letter to eri. back in the car, PIG mum kindly consented to buying us each a pork salad roll for lunch. at home, i settled down to my pork salad roll and a mug of plain milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then i wrote an xmas card out to karen and read my bookclub novel until she arrived. karen gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today. PIG mum had ordered that i was only to have a pear and a cuppa for arvo tea, me having only finished lunch about ten mins before karen arrived. :P so karen chopped me up a pear, and made me a cuppa, white and two, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'. then karen and i traded xmas presents. she laughed at the P.S. i wrote on her card:'matthew, behave!' :p and she really did get me a rasputin! so i'll haveta ask dad to please unscrew his bum :P and see what size batteries he takes. and he's already got a name! rasputin jnr. :)
anyways, karen gave ela a really long massage, like, over thirty mins. i was being painted green with red spots today, BTW. very xmassy. :p
after karen left, i went to the loo once before we headed out to watch a movie! of course, no guesses as to who forced who to do everything. dad drove us off to the garbo cinemas, first getting confused as to whether we were actually going there or the sunnybank ones. :p but we parked, and the parents gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk in. i took a seat; PIG mum went to buy tickets. for some reason, dad decided to gimmee my tirade of the week. ><>< ai, whatever. but i let erf sit sideways for the last trip home. back home, i tootled online till the parents called dinner. two min noodles tonight, with lotsa lettuce, and a few tiny and thin slices of ham. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced p[oor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a mug of plain water instead of yummy fruit and vegie juice; i think, ela let go of the mug PIG mum had gleefully forced her to hold a lil too enthusiastically, and PIG mum yanked it away and fed me a mug of plain water instead. in retaliation, i quickly drank that mug 'incorrectly'. after dinner, PIG mum didn't seem ready to walk me back to the computer yet, so i just tilted my head up and back (i think PIG mum has made it clear to me that i'm only allowed to drop it down for eight hours of sleep each night?) and sang 1/5 of my second favourite song in my head, opening my eyes for all the important numbers. actually, PIG mum designated dad to walk me back to the computer table, threatening me with no more computer time if i didn't dare to take a big right step over my left foot. so i tried my best, and made it, even though dad forced me to awkwardly fumble around for the chair before i got to sit down.
anyways, it's christmas toms! so we'll be attending church toms. dunno what's happening in the arvo, but i think dad's invited the cheung family over for dinner toms night. :) righteo, one more sleep till christmas!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
tuesday post
evening! anyways, where was i?
-some ppl rang, i just continued snoring my head off. :P when PIG mum poked me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, only felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, passed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course, and helped me wipe afterwards. yup, it works ... i stay for an extra tinkle before calling for PIG mum.
-i got kitted, then breakfast was two yummy weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-after threatening not to take me out for lunch (can't really remember why; guess i just pissed her off), PIG mum tootled us off to the hyperdome!
-well, firstly, PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk into the toilets. of course, she forced me to dak myself, and, of course, she forced me to un-dak myself.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED (first time) me to walk to grill'd. kylie was there! so PIG mum had a seat as we waited for mel; of course, PIG mum IMMEDIATELY jumped into her favourite topic - dissing me. oh well.
-when mel arrived, PIG mum kindly removed herself and we ordered! we shared a bowl of chips with some herb mayo - it's seriously yummy! i wanted to add herb mayo to my christmas wishlist, but kylie told me, "that's prolly too late for santa." :P
- i drank an orange juice and gobbled a caesar's palace:grilled chicken breast, crispy trim bacon, free range egg, shaved parmesan, baby cos and caesar dressing, for $11.50. kylie had a crispy bacon and cheese burger, while mel had a vegetarian feild of dreams burger. she's not vegetarian, though.
-so we yakked away, and traded xmas presents! i mean, i gave them a card and small cute mirror each; they gave me a new CD! the so fresh songs for christmas! kylie instructed me:" em, listen to that disc when your mum is driving you home." adds mel, "at the TOP of your lungs." :P
-PIG mum came to pick me up, we hugged, said our merry christmases and see you next years. kylie says next time, she'll find jess martin to come along too!
-PIG mum tootled us home. i put my new disc in, and sang along to it, though not at the top of my lungs. :P but since it was the last trip of the day for me, i let erf sit sideways.
-a stinky unspeakable when i got home. no guesses as to who forced who to do all the dakking, un-dakking and flushing, but thanks to PIG mum who passed me a mug of water, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly', of course.
-after a forced march to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, i tootled online, until chrissy came. late, of course. :P but i wrote her an xmas card, and i also printed her outher sheet of arrival times. :p
-but a nice hot shower for me today - i washed my hair. actually, chrissy says i haveta ask PIG mum to ring CODA to see if anyone will come help me out on christmas and boxing day; i'll definitely remember to ask PIG mum please to tonight.
-arvo tea was just a nashi and a cup of tea sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-chrissy read some twilight novel; i read my new book club novel. as always, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5:40, this time, she didn't start till after 5:50.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, she gleefully forced poor em on 40+mins of arm exercises, ending with the soccer and piano ones that daniel had taught. so, the soccer exercises for two mins - it seriously doesn't take long to kick a ball ten times with each foot! - but it scored an eleven out of ten because anything involving walking will never score anything less than a ten. :( then, the piano ones for ten mins, and that scored a seven out of ten, and was annoying coz PIG mum kept nagging meabout my posture.
-but a loo trip before dinner. no guesses as to who forced who to do everything again.
-dinner: rice, cool, no greens! just mushroom and egg, with some beef/pork, i think. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-toms: we're going to post eri's letter and buy karen a chocolate bar! she's coming at 1pm, and then lee's going with us to watch the storm warrior in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. argh, PIG mum has captured ela's poor thumb. nevermind, she's already had her two hours of happiness today; she can wait for tomorrow's two hours.
P.P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
-some ppl rang, i just continued snoring my head off. :P when PIG mum poked me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, only felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, passed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course, and helped me wipe afterwards. yup, it works ... i stay for an extra tinkle before calling for PIG mum.
-i got kitted, then breakfast was two yummy weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-after threatening not to take me out for lunch (can't really remember why; guess i just pissed her off), PIG mum tootled us off to the hyperdome!
-well, firstly, PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk into the toilets. of course, she forced me to dak myself, and, of course, she forced me to un-dak myself.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED (first time) me to walk to grill'd. kylie was there! so PIG mum had a seat as we waited for mel; of course, PIG mum IMMEDIATELY jumped into her favourite topic - dissing me. oh well.
-when mel arrived, PIG mum kindly removed herself and we ordered! we shared a bowl of chips with some herb mayo - it's seriously yummy! i wanted to add herb mayo to my christmas wishlist, but kylie told me, "that's prolly too late for santa." :P
- i drank an orange juice and gobbled a caesar's palace:grilled chicken breast, crispy trim bacon, free range egg, shaved parmesan, baby cos and caesar dressing, for $11.50. kylie had a crispy bacon and cheese burger, while mel had a vegetarian feild of dreams burger. she's not vegetarian, though.
-so we yakked away, and traded xmas presents! i mean, i gave them a card and small cute mirror each; they gave me a new CD! the so fresh songs for christmas! kylie instructed me:" em, listen to that disc when your mum is driving you home." adds mel, "at the TOP of your lungs." :P
-PIG mum came to pick me up, we hugged, said our merry christmases and see you next years. kylie says next time, she'll find jess martin to come along too!
-PIG mum tootled us home. i put my new disc in, and sang along to it, though not at the top of my lungs. :P but since it was the last trip of the day for me, i let erf sit sideways.
-a stinky unspeakable when i got home. no guesses as to who forced who to do all the dakking, un-dakking and flushing, but thanks to PIG mum who passed me a mug of water, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly', of course.
-after a forced march to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, i tootled online, until chrissy came. late, of course. :P but i wrote her an xmas card, and i also printed her outher sheet of arrival times. :p
-but a nice hot shower for me today - i washed my hair. actually, chrissy says i haveta ask PIG mum to ring CODA to see if anyone will come help me out on christmas and boxing day; i'll definitely remember to ask PIG mum please to tonight.
-arvo tea was just a nashi and a cup of tea sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-chrissy read some twilight novel; i read my new book club novel. as always, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5:40, this time, she didn't start till after 5:50.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, she gleefully forced poor em on 40+mins of arm exercises, ending with the soccer and piano ones that daniel had taught. so, the soccer exercises for two mins - it seriously doesn't take long to kick a ball ten times with each foot! - but it scored an eleven out of ten because anything involving walking will never score anything less than a ten. :( then, the piano ones for ten mins, and that scored a seven out of ten, and was annoying coz PIG mum kept nagging meabout my posture.
-but a loo trip before dinner. no guesses as to who forced who to do everything again.
-dinner: rice, cool, no greens! just mushroom and egg, with some beef/pork, i think. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-toms: we're going to post eri's letter and buy karen a chocolate bar! she's coming at 1pm, and then lee's going with us to watch the storm warrior in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. argh, PIG mum has captured ela's poor thumb. nevermind, she's already had her two hours of happiness today; she can wait for tomorrow's two hours.
P.P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
wednesday post
good afternoon! TWFT topic was 'serving god or money', and poor em's still without a plodding total. >< firstly, two more things i want to add to my christmas wishlist:
1. herb mayo! i tried some today, and it's really yummy!! lol, but kylie tells me that it's prolly too late to ask santa for any more presents now; it's too close to christmas. :P
2. a PEDOMETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously, do you know how much it annoys me not to know how hard i've struggled during the day? every morning, i ask dad to please buy me a new one, every night, he just says, "PIG mum said you didn't need one." argh ... ><><
-well, it's just 4pm, dunno when chrissy's planning to arrive. :P
-hey, my SMS alert is going off. hmm ... think i've got two? three? new messages to read tonight. must remember to.
-lol, seeing as chrissy shows no signs of turning up, let's get started with my day:
-this morning, when dearest dad got up for work, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then back in bed, ela obediently opened up to grasp onto rainbow's tail, then i went back to my peaceful snorings. :P
-righteo, chrissy's here now. bbl later tonight~ time is now ... 4:11pm
1. herb mayo! i tried some today, and it's really yummy!! lol, but kylie tells me that it's prolly too late to ask santa for any more presents now; it's too close to christmas. :P
2. a PEDOMETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously, do you know how much it annoys me not to know how hard i've struggled during the day? every morning, i ask dad to please buy me a new one, every night, he just says, "PIG mum said you didn't need one." argh ... ><><
-well, it's just 4pm, dunno when chrissy's planning to arrive. :P
-hey, my SMS alert is going off. hmm ... think i've got two? three? new messages to read tonight. must remember to.
-lol, seeing as chrissy shows no signs of turning up, let's get started with my day:
-this morning, when dearest dad got up for work, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then back in bed, ela obediently opened up to grasp onto rainbow's tail, then i went back to my peaceful snorings. :P
-righteo, chrissy's here now. bbl later tonight~ time is now ... 4:11pm
tuesday post
good evening! TWFT topic was 'paying attention'! and still no plodding total from em. >< but, since it's a tuesday, here's my christmas wishlist!
-a fun pack of cereal
-a packet of glow in the dark stars for my room
-a kit kat cookies and cream
-a teddy bear! em loves teddy bears :)
-the mission impossible movies!
-the first twilight movie
-two more goldfish, to replace poor silver and bronze, who passed away mid last year.
-a new novel! my favourite authors are raymond e. feist and janny wurts; i also like david feintuch and lian (sp?) hearn
-lastly, PIG mum has PROMISED me a really BIG present if i stop asking her for my walking stick and walkbelt. well, the biggest thing i can think of ... i want an i-phone! :P or whatever the new google one is called ... the g-phone? :P
-so like i said, i don't really ask for that much, santa, so please be nice! :P anyways, today's events:
-again, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once this morning without falling to her death. o_O :P back in bed, i saw that again, while the sky was much lighter, the sun still hadn't come up yet, so i thanked my lucky stars that rainbow was too busy snoring her head off to bounce over to me and beg me to take that bloody annoying splint off. :P
-when dearest dad got up for work, em swung herself around to use the pot :P again, then swung herself back to bed, tucked ela's little thumb in gently for some more sleep, and snored her head off with rainbow. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, only i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, passed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and helped me wipe afterwards. i stayed for two tinkles before calling PIG mum, then got kitted for the day.
-i sat on the sofa outside and watched seven's morning news, read out by someone (not the usual lady, but i've forgotten the reader's name, sorry. :p) then i watched ABC's midday report. the most interesting surname i found watching the news was 'wharington', the surname of some skipper from some boat running the sydney to hobart.
-lunch was rice, lotsa bok choy and some chicken, with a glass of plain milk. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the milk carton before ordering era to uncap the bottle, and did you know, there's a 'correct' way to do that too!
-sylvia jie jie came to look after me as PIG mum went to do some exercise test the doctor had ordered. so we just chatted away.
-i tootled online after sylvia jie jie left, until lisa arrived. earlier, i wrote out an xmas card to lisa and all her adjectives. :p
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle just before lisa flipped the water off, one more when i was drying myself. i rekitted myself, then had one more tinkle as lisa was jamming my AFO on.
-i made my arvo tea. a cheese - too bad, lisa only allowed one slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares, and a cup of tea sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-a bit of trouble walking out to lisa's car. PIG mum grew pissed at me, i think, for touching the wall with my right hand, so she gleefully forced me to walk all the way in and back out. argh. ><
-but we finally left. at garbo, lisa plopped me into sparkless; she offered to wheel me, offered me a night to relax? dunno why, but i replied, "thanks, but no thanks, lisa. i'll help push too."
-so we hit lotsa different stores and picked up pressies for PIG mum and dearest dad! i'm almost certain that dad doesn't read my blog; so i can say i bought him the shrek 3 DVD (up wasn't out yet, too bad. i'll buy it for him for his bday then, i think.) but i'd better not write what i bought for PIG mum, coz she claims that she does read my blog from time to time.
-dinnertime! argh, meaniepoo PIG mum already told lisa that i wasn't to have a two piece feed for dinner; also, i was only to have ONE unhealthy thing, ie. chips or a shake. so i chose the low-fat shake, and had a BBQ bacon pocketful; lisa had a five fruits juice and a twister.
-after dinner, we continued wheeling around; this time, to pick up a bday card for PIG mum, and an xmas card for the parents. we stopped at a table in the lower foodcourt so i could write the cards. then we hit stacks to buy a bag to put the pressies in, and some lolly shop too, so i could gaze longingly at the sweets there. :P
-lisa took me to the loo once before tootling us home. i let erf sit sideways, firstly coz it was the last trip of the day and secondly, it was so dark lisa wouldn't have noticed even if she'd looked.
-i gave her a hug, thanked her lots for taking me out christmas shopping, and asked her for a pinkie promise that richard (her hubby) wouldn't kill me after reading out lisa's stepmum list. :p she gave me the pinky promise, and laughed, saying, "richard will LOVE the list! you'll be his new best friend!" :P
-i tootled back online; told PIG mum what i'd bought dearest dad for xmas. hope he'll like!
-anyways, toms: lunch with kylie and mel at grill'd! i've never been there before; hope it's yummy! and chrissy's coming in the arvo - hopefully not too late! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
-a fun pack of cereal
-a packet of glow in the dark stars for my room
-a kit kat cookies and cream
-a teddy bear! em loves teddy bears :)
-the mission impossible movies!
-the first twilight movie
-two more goldfish, to replace poor silver and bronze, who passed away mid last year.
-a new novel! my favourite authors are raymond e. feist and janny wurts; i also like david feintuch and lian (sp?) hearn
-lastly, PIG mum has PROMISED me a really BIG present if i stop asking her for my walking stick and walkbelt. well, the biggest thing i can think of ... i want an i-phone! :P or whatever the new google one is called ... the g-phone? :P
-so like i said, i don't really ask for that much, santa, so please be nice! :P anyways, today's events:
-again, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once this morning without falling to her death. o_O :P back in bed, i saw that again, while the sky was much lighter, the sun still hadn't come up yet, so i thanked my lucky stars that rainbow was too busy snoring her head off to bounce over to me and beg me to take that bloody annoying splint off. :P
-when dearest dad got up for work, em swung herself around to use the pot :P again, then swung herself back to bed, tucked ela's little thumb in gently for some more sleep, and snored her head off with rainbow. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, only i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, passed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and helped me wipe afterwards. i stayed for two tinkles before calling PIG mum, then got kitted for the day.
-i sat on the sofa outside and watched seven's morning news, read out by someone (not the usual lady, but i've forgotten the reader's name, sorry. :p) then i watched ABC's midday report. the most interesting surname i found watching the news was 'wharington', the surname of some skipper from some boat running the sydney to hobart.
-lunch was rice, lotsa bok choy and some chicken, with a glass of plain milk. PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hold onto the milk carton before ordering era to uncap the bottle, and did you know, there's a 'correct' way to do that too!
-sylvia jie jie came to look after me as PIG mum went to do some exercise test the doctor had ordered. so we just chatted away.
-i tootled online after sylvia jie jie left, until lisa arrived. earlier, i wrote out an xmas card to lisa and all her adjectives. :p
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle just before lisa flipped the water off, one more when i was drying myself. i rekitted myself, then had one more tinkle as lisa was jamming my AFO on.
-i made my arvo tea. a cheese - too bad, lisa only allowed one slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares, and a cup of tea sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-a bit of trouble walking out to lisa's car. PIG mum grew pissed at me, i think, for touching the wall with my right hand, so she gleefully forced me to walk all the way in and back out. argh. ><
-but we finally left. at garbo, lisa plopped me into sparkless; she offered to wheel me, offered me a night to relax? dunno why, but i replied, "thanks, but no thanks, lisa. i'll help push too."
-so we hit lotsa different stores and picked up pressies for PIG mum and dearest dad! i'm almost certain that dad doesn't read my blog; so i can say i bought him the shrek 3 DVD (up wasn't out yet, too bad. i'll buy it for him for his bday then, i think.) but i'd better not write what i bought for PIG mum, coz she claims that she does read my blog from time to time.
-dinnertime! argh, meaniepoo PIG mum already told lisa that i wasn't to have a two piece feed for dinner; also, i was only to have ONE unhealthy thing, ie. chips or a shake. so i chose the low-fat shake, and had a BBQ bacon pocketful; lisa had a five fruits juice and a twister.
-after dinner, we continued wheeling around; this time, to pick up a bday card for PIG mum, and an xmas card for the parents. we stopped at a table in the lower foodcourt so i could write the cards. then we hit stacks to buy a bag to put the pressies in, and some lolly shop too, so i could gaze longingly at the sweets there. :P
-lisa took me to the loo once before tootling us home. i let erf sit sideways, firstly coz it was the last trip of the day and secondly, it was so dark lisa wouldn't have noticed even if she'd looked.
-i gave her a hug, thanked her lots for taking me out christmas shopping, and asked her for a pinkie promise that richard (her hubby) wouldn't kill me after reading out lisa's stepmum list. :p she gave me the pinky promise, and laughed, saying, "richard will LOVE the list! you'll be his new best friend!" :P
-i tootled back online; told PIG mum what i'd bought dearest dad for xmas. hope he'll like!
-anyways, toms: lunch with kylie and mel at grill'd! i've never been there before; hope it's yummy! and chrissy's coming in the arvo - hopefully not too late! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, December 21, 2009
MONDAY POST
GOOD EVENING! twft TOPIC IS 'GOING ON ALONE' AND STILL NO PLODDING TOTAL FROM EM. sorry, shrieking ... >< anyways, i'd better make this quick; it's already 10:40pm!
-poor rainbow had a massive sulk this morning. see, i'd swung myself over to use the pot :p once; back in bed, rainbow nuzzled up to me, saying, take it off; take it off! i want ela to hold my tail!" only i could see that the sun wasn't up yet. PIG mum's told me before, that i'm not allowed to take the splint off till after the sun goes up, and while the sky was lighter, the sun hadn't actually risen. so i told rainbow, "sorry, not yet." she had a massive sulk, poor thing. :( hopefully she'll be in a better mood tonight. :p
-so i snored my head off :P, until dearest dad awoke for work.i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more; back in bed, rainbow was a happy chappy when ela obediently opened up to hold her tail. :)
-PIG mum dug me up awhile later. movie time! so i got kitted.
-breakfast was just a choc ice up and go.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the sunnybank plaza cinemas; she parked upstairs, then gleefully forced (3rd time) me to walk in.
-i was immensely grateful that the cinema showing the movie was the first to our left! it's just too bad that PIG mum decided to be a great big meaniepoo and make me walk two steps higher and sit somewhere else.
-the other incredibly annoying thing was, she wouldn't give poor ela's thumb a break! :(
-but i enjoyed the movie; PIG mum thought it was rubbish. o_O. only thing? fair enough, alex does look fairly hot; it's too bad that he's the colour of chalk! sorry, could i prefer my guys with a tan, please? :P
-PIG mum took me to the loo once, before we headed down into foodcourt for lunch.
-that in itself was a tough experience. like, i'd made it almost the whole way down when i must've done sth to piss PIG mum off; she gleefully forced me to walk all the way back up then down again! ><
-but finally i was seated; PIG mum went to the loo. KK came out, holding two menus! so i told him, "sorry KK,not today."
-i went to naz for my kebab, handing him my card. and PIG mum had gotten him a wee thin block of lindt chocolate too! "oh, but i didn't buy you anything!" he said, when i handed him my xmas card and present to him with a "merry christmas, mr. kebab guy!" lol, i just laughed, and said, "no problem. you can just stuff me up a nice fat kebab for my christmas present!" :P
-so he did; and i think he really remembers how i take my kebabs now! chicken, lotsa mayo, lettuce, tomato, no onion, cheese and pineapple. PIG mum took the same, only she had the onion but no cheese or pineapple. and she also brought a lipton's iced lemon tea for us to share. yumyum~
-back home, a stinky unspeakable, then i tootled online till chrissy came.
-a nice hot shower; i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off; one more when i was drying myself, and one last one as chrissy was jamming my AFO on.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun, plus a cup of tea sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-chrissy continued her twilight novel; i started my bookclub novel! sth about salmon fishing in the yemen? sorry, i only studied one semester's worth of geography back in year eight; i have no idea where yemen is! ^^"
-at 6pm, chrissy Forced me to walk to a seat near the television ... gosh, i really miss my armchairs. :(
-seven's news was read out by patrick condren and talitha cummins (i wonder, has the regular team of rod young and kay mcgrath gone on hols?), sport by ben davis, and weather again by talitha cummins. thanks to chrissy who chopped me up a juicy pear.
-after the news, i waited to see if chrissy would give ela a massage. surely she'd remember by now - she's over four days a week! bu no, she seemed perfectly content to watch today tonight read out by samantha armytage, so at 6:35 i told her to please give ela a masage. i didn't get spotted today, and was being painted purple. eww. :p
-chrissy took me once more to the loo, before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she'll be back come wednesday.
-PIG mum came downstairs, gleefully forced poor em on 40+ mins of hand exercises.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa, big bok choy and a yummy but wee small chunk of battered fish fillet with some mayo. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i tootled online. and wow, congrats to cousin carrie - she's pregnant!
-argh, the parents gleefully forced poor em to go see the christmas lights with them. we went to that one near joshel's place, the one that has their lights tuned to 91.7 FM. PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time; first time was last year) me to walk in. i flopped on the grass; thanks to dad who came, sat down also, then propped his knees up behind me so i could have a backrest.
-when we left, i told the parents that i was hungry and could we please hit the drive-thru at maccas for a cheeseburger - and they said yes! so i got roughly half a yummy c heeseburger and about seven chippies. i also snuck four slurps of dad's coke - yucky. :P
-one last stop before we headed home; PIG mum remembered fi telling her about a cul-de-sac near pole's home that also had lights; and dad found it! i loved the house - there's a fat santa stuck in the chimney, his legs kicking helplessly in the air. :P
-era got to sit sideways for the final leg home, for, what? two mins? :P
-i tootled back online.
-woah, it's already 11:30pm! dunno what the parents are doing; guess PIG mum must've forgotten to force me off to bed. lol, she says she was giving dad a massage, and eep! she just took a CHOMP! out of ela! >< (and denies it too! lol, trust her. :P)
-toms, i can sleep in till 10:45! i'll wake up and watch the news, eat brunch. sylvia jie jie's coming to mind me in the arvo, to mind me (and plkay wii, i guess) while PIGmum goes to do some stress test. hope she'll be okay! and toms night, fantastic! lisa's taking me out to garbo, and i'll be able to buy PIG mum a bday present (lisa and pole plop have helped me out on a gift idea, yeah!) and the parents xmas presents! i wonder if the cartoon movie 'up' is out yet; i'm sure dad would love that! oh yeah, toms i also gotta write out lisa's evil stepmum adjectives for her! she wants them handwritten, not printed out, BTW. "it's more personal, like that." says she. lol!
cheers,
em. ^^
-poor rainbow had a massive sulk this morning. see, i'd swung myself over to use the pot :p once; back in bed, rainbow nuzzled up to me, saying, take it off; take it off! i want ela to hold my tail!" only i could see that the sun wasn't up yet. PIG mum's told me before, that i'm not allowed to take the splint off till after the sun goes up, and while the sky was lighter, the sun hadn't actually risen. so i told rainbow, "sorry, not yet." she had a massive sulk, poor thing. :( hopefully she'll be in a better mood tonight. :p
-so i snored my head off :P, until dearest dad awoke for work.i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more; back in bed, rainbow was a happy chappy when ela obediently opened up to hold her tail. :)
-PIG mum dug me up awhile later. movie time! so i got kitted.
-breakfast was just a choc ice up and go.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the sunnybank plaza cinemas; she parked upstairs, then gleefully forced (3rd time) me to walk in.
-i was immensely grateful that the cinema showing the movie was the first to our left! it's just too bad that PIG mum decided to be a great big meaniepoo and make me walk two steps higher and sit somewhere else.
-the other incredibly annoying thing was, she wouldn't give poor ela's thumb a break! :(
-but i enjoyed the movie; PIG mum thought it was rubbish. o_O. only thing? fair enough, alex does look fairly hot; it's too bad that he's the colour of chalk! sorry, could i prefer my guys with a tan, please? :P
-PIG mum took me to the loo once, before we headed down into foodcourt for lunch.
-that in itself was a tough experience. like, i'd made it almost the whole way down when i must've done sth to piss PIG mum off; she gleefully forced me to walk all the way back up then down again! ><
-but finally i was seated; PIG mum went to the loo. KK came out, holding two menus! so i told him, "sorry KK,not today."
-i went to naz for my kebab, handing him my card. and PIG mum had gotten him a wee thin block of lindt chocolate too! "oh, but i didn't buy you anything!" he said, when i handed him my xmas card and present to him with a "merry christmas, mr. kebab guy!" lol, i just laughed, and said, "no problem. you can just stuff me up a nice fat kebab for my christmas present!" :P
-so he did; and i think he really remembers how i take my kebabs now! chicken, lotsa mayo, lettuce, tomato, no onion, cheese and pineapple. PIG mum took the same, only she had the onion but no cheese or pineapple. and she also brought a lipton's iced lemon tea for us to share. yumyum~
-back home, a stinky unspeakable, then i tootled online till chrissy came.
-a nice hot shower; i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off; one more when i was drying myself, and one last one as chrissy was jamming my AFO on.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun, plus a cup of tea sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-chrissy continued her twilight novel; i started my bookclub novel! sth about salmon fishing in the yemen? sorry, i only studied one semester's worth of geography back in year eight; i have no idea where yemen is! ^^"
-at 6pm, chrissy Forced me to walk to a seat near the television ... gosh, i really miss my armchairs. :(
-seven's news was read out by patrick condren and talitha cummins (i wonder, has the regular team of rod young and kay mcgrath gone on hols?), sport by ben davis, and weather again by talitha cummins. thanks to chrissy who chopped me up a juicy pear.
-after the news, i waited to see if chrissy would give ela a massage. surely she'd remember by now - she's over four days a week! bu no, she seemed perfectly content to watch today tonight read out by samantha armytage, so at 6:35 i told her to please give ela a masage. i didn't get spotted today, and was being painted purple. eww. :p
-chrissy took me once more to the loo, before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she'll be back come wednesday.
-PIG mum came downstairs, gleefully forced poor em on 40+ mins of hand exercises.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa, big bok choy and a yummy but wee small chunk of battered fish fillet with some mayo. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, whatever.
-dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i tootled online. and wow, congrats to cousin carrie - she's pregnant!
-argh, the parents gleefully forced poor em to go see the christmas lights with them. we went to that one near joshel's place, the one that has their lights tuned to 91.7 FM. PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time; first time was last year) me to walk in. i flopped on the grass; thanks to dad who came, sat down also, then propped his knees up behind me so i could have a backrest.
-when we left, i told the parents that i was hungry and could we please hit the drive-thru at maccas for a cheeseburger - and they said yes! so i got roughly half a yummy c heeseburger and about seven chippies. i also snuck four slurps of dad's coke - yucky. :P
-one last stop before we headed home; PIG mum remembered fi telling her about a cul-de-sac near pole's home that also had lights; and dad found it! i loved the house - there's a fat santa stuck in the chimney, his legs kicking helplessly in the air. :P
-era got to sit sideways for the final leg home, for, what? two mins? :P
-i tootled back online.
-woah, it's already 11:30pm! dunno what the parents are doing; guess PIG mum must've forgotten to force me off to bed. lol, she says she was giving dad a massage, and eep! she just took a CHOMP! out of ela! >< (and denies it too! lol, trust her. :P)
-toms, i can sleep in till 10:45! i'll wake up and watch the news, eat brunch. sylvia jie jie's coming to mind me in the arvo, to mind me (and plkay wii, i guess) while PIGmum goes to do some stress test. hope she'll be okay! and toms night, fantastic! lisa's taking me out to garbo, and i'll be able to buy PIG mum a bday present (lisa and pole plop have helped me out on a gift idea, yeah!) and the parents xmas presents! i wonder if the cartoon movie 'up' is out yet; i'm sure dad would love that! oh yeah, toms i also gotta write out lisa's evil stepmum adjectives for her! she wants them handwritten, not printed out, BTW. "it's more personal, like that." says she. lol!
cheers,
em. ^^
Sunday, December 20, 2009
good evening! em's still without a plodding total >< but TWFT topic is "it's time to face reality" and the spam count for the weekend is 37. righteo, today's events:
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself once over to use the pot :P this morning without plummeting to her death. :p back in bed, i considered taking my irritably annoying splint off, as the sky was already quite bright, but decided against it; i couldn't be bothered going through all the trouble of getting ela to open up and hang onto rainbow's tail. poor rainbow had a massive sulk, but cheered up when era tucked her under ela's arm. then i continued snoring my head off. :p
-PIG mum poked me up. i used the pot :P once more, got kitted. PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two weetbix with half a dollop of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to 97.3 FM all day (my gratitude to dad who popped out the andy hui disc this morning :P)
-dad tootled us off to church; PIG mum made me walk in.
-thanks to hairy for the lyrics in print!
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand up for three songs; i sang the harmony for one.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and he gave us a sermon on 'the lights of christmas'. intrepreter was a lady called anna tai ... i dunno her.
-after the service (there was communion today), PIG mum took me to the loo once, then i walked down to the morning tea area, picked up some food, then sat down with the grannies. uncle cyras's mum is so cool! lol, she always calls me 'beautiful girl', my dad 'handsome guy' (dunno why PIG mum never gets a mention :P), and says she keeps me in her prayers nightly. :)
-PIG mum made me walk back up to the car, then dad tootled us home. originally, he was going to take us to rebel sport to look at the treadmills, but i told him i needed the bathroom.
-so a stinky unspeakable for me back home, then dad tootled us off to plaza.
-as PIG mum was making me walk in, she told me, "hey, em, there are chicken kebabs today!" but i didn't perk up until she told me, "and naz is here, too!" so of course i wandered over to him, and he stuffed me up a big fat kebab. :)
-PIG mum got me a japanese milk green tea with pearl; dad shared a two piece feed with PIG mum. i scored half the bread roll with some butter, and four little chippies.
-bernard and lee sat with us. :) bernard's almost all healed now! :)
-dad tootled us off to rebel sports to look at the treadmills. PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk in. i actually picked up a new pair of shoes, too! strange, i've been a size five for years, did my foot suddenly grow half a size overnight? yeah, i bought a size 5 1/2. :p
-so while dearest dad and PIG mum were checking out treadmills for me; i browsed their catalogue. hey, when i get the time (sadly, which i rarely do), i wanna check out their website! i saw they were selling smiley face bounce balls for three bucks; sadly, they were all sold out when PIG mum asked a salesperson where they were, and also these broncos things! but PIG mum refused to even consider them. so, they're going onto my christmas wishlist. :)
-back home, one more loo trip (no guesses as to who forced who to do everything), i tootled onto the computer to continue leanne's bday fic/song. and i finished the fic today!
-PIG mum made me walk into the laundry for my nice warm shower - no hairwash today. but not only did she gleefully force poor ela to scrub me 140 times (i kept careful count), she also forced poor ela to put my socks on! >< actually, she poured me a mug of water to drink, and i quickly sculled that cup 'incorrectly' coz i knew i wouldn't get another chance to tonight.
-back outside, i flopped on the couch to watch seven's news, read out by talitha cummins, sport by ben davis, and weather by liz cantor.
-then, thanks to dad who set up the DVD the family from hong kong left behind for me of naruto episodes! i enjoyed watching the first one~
-afterwards, PIG mum made me walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa icky bitter vegetable, one chunk of tofu, and a few chunks of beef. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-one more loo trip (again, no guesses as to who forced who to do everything) then i tootled online.
-lol, i've honestly no idea what's in store for me toms! i think i'll go check out the movie times, see if i can beg PIG mum to take me out to see the second twilight movie toms. then, if i write naz an xmas card, i can have one more kebab before christmas! and i gotta remember to start reading my book club novel! hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself once over to use the pot :P this morning without plummeting to her death. :p back in bed, i considered taking my irritably annoying splint off, as the sky was already quite bright, but decided against it; i couldn't be bothered going through all the trouble of getting ela to open up and hang onto rainbow's tail. poor rainbow had a massive sulk, but cheered up when era tucked her under ela's arm. then i continued snoring my head off. :p
-PIG mum poked me up. i used the pot :P once more, got kitted. PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two weetbix with half a dollop of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to 97.3 FM all day (my gratitude to dad who popped out the andy hui disc this morning :P)
-dad tootled us off to church; PIG mum made me walk in.
-thanks to hairy for the lyrics in print!
-PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to stand up for three songs; i sang the harmony for one.
-speaker today was shane mccarthy, and he gave us a sermon on 'the lights of christmas'. intrepreter was a lady called anna tai ... i dunno her.
-after the service (there was communion today), PIG mum took me to the loo once, then i walked down to the morning tea area, picked up some food, then sat down with the grannies. uncle cyras's mum is so cool! lol, she always calls me 'beautiful girl', my dad 'handsome guy' (dunno why PIG mum never gets a mention :P), and says she keeps me in her prayers nightly. :)
-PIG mum made me walk back up to the car, then dad tootled us home. originally, he was going to take us to rebel sport to look at the treadmills, but i told him i needed the bathroom.
-so a stinky unspeakable for me back home, then dad tootled us off to plaza.
-as PIG mum was making me walk in, she told me, "hey, em, there are chicken kebabs today!" but i didn't perk up until she told me, "and naz is here, too!" so of course i wandered over to him, and he stuffed me up a big fat kebab. :)
-PIG mum got me a japanese milk green tea with pearl; dad shared a two piece feed with PIG mum. i scored half the bread roll with some butter, and four little chippies.
-bernard and lee sat with us. :) bernard's almost all healed now! :)
-dad tootled us off to rebel sports to look at the treadmills. PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk in. i actually picked up a new pair of shoes, too! strange, i've been a size five for years, did my foot suddenly grow half a size overnight? yeah, i bought a size 5 1/2. :p
-so while dearest dad and PIG mum were checking out treadmills for me; i browsed their catalogue. hey, when i get the time (sadly, which i rarely do), i wanna check out their website! i saw they were selling smiley face bounce balls for three bucks; sadly, they were all sold out when PIG mum asked a salesperson where they were, and also these broncos things! but PIG mum refused to even consider them. so, they're going onto my christmas wishlist. :)
-back home, one more loo trip (no guesses as to who forced who to do everything), i tootled onto the computer to continue leanne's bday fic/song. and i finished the fic today!
-PIG mum made me walk into the laundry for my nice warm shower - no hairwash today. but not only did she gleefully force poor ela to scrub me 140 times (i kept careful count), she also forced poor ela to put my socks on! >< actually, she poured me a mug of water to drink, and i quickly sculled that cup 'incorrectly' coz i knew i wouldn't get another chance to tonight.
-back outside, i flopped on the couch to watch seven's news, read out by talitha cummins, sport by ben davis, and weather by liz cantor.
-then, thanks to dad who set up the DVD the family from hong kong left behind for me of naruto episodes! i enjoyed watching the first one~
-afterwards, PIG mum made me walk to the gobbling :P table for dinner.
-rice tonight, with lotsa icky bitter vegetable, one chunk of tofu, and a few chunks of beef. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-one more loo trip (again, no guesses as to who forced who to do everything) then i tootled online.
-lol, i've honestly no idea what's in store for me toms! i think i'll go check out the movie times, see if i can beg PIG mum to take me out to see the second twilight movie toms. then, if i write naz an xmas card, i can have one more kebab before christmas! and i gotta remember to start reading my book club novel! hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
Saturday, December 19, 2009
saturday post
good evening! TWFT topic was 'how to handle temptation', but still no plodding total from em. ><>< anyways, i've got til 10:10pm tonight! awesome~~ so i'll just say good evening to all my online MSN buddies, then come back to blog about today!
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself around to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death! o_O :P
-this morning, when PIG mum got up for work, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once more. then i swung myself back to bed, tucked ela's thumb back gently inside for some sleep, and sang/counted myself back into some heavy duty snoring. :P rainbow was sulking, first, coz ela didn't wanna hold onto her tail, but cheered up immensely when era tucked her under ela's arm. :)
-dad poked me awake some hours later, with "tess's here soon. ten more mins."
-when she did arrive, the first thing she told dad was that she'd brought me some breakfast.
-so she got me up, kitted (lucky i was watching, she almost forgot my AFO!) and Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once a week opportunity to just balance the toothbrush on the cup and just squirt out the toothpaste, JUST LIKE I USED TO DO BEFORE GOD SMOTE/SMITED ME DOWN WITH A BRAIN TUMOUR.
-tess Forced me to walk to the loo. two tinkles afterwards, she forced me to pull my own daks up, Forced me to walk overand flush the loo. i clung to the towel rack, sidestepped to wash and dry my right hand, before tess Forced me to walk to the gobbling :p table.
-thanks to tess for breakfast! she had made some sorta chicken with rice? i drank a cup of tea, white and two, my first cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-tess forced me to play scrabble with her for roughly half an hour, then let me write my letter to eri! somehow, i doubt that she'll receive it before christmas or even the new year, but oh well.
-before she left, tess took me once more to the bathroom.
-when PIG mum came home, lunch was: mushy rice, lotsa greens (lol, i've forgotten which type, sorry! ><") and a few chunks of beef. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. lunch was washed down with a mug of plain milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'
-after flicking on the computer switch, i tootled on the computer to continue writing leanne's birthday fic - and i finished it! so i've only got her song to go~~
-joshels had just said heylo to me on MSN, when dad wandered over and decided that he was forcing me to take an afternoon nap. sadly, somehow, i pissed him off, and he dragged me around, forcing poor em on countless laps of the hallway. he dropped me once, too. >< luckily, only a bum plop! but when i finally managed to collapse into bed, i used the pot :p once, then sat and sang my favourite and second favourite songs in my head once, opening my right eye for all the important numbers. dad came to sit by me; think he wasn't very happy, or sth ...
-so like that we stayed until chrissy arrived. yes, late. :P i introduced rainbow to her; she sat on my bed and we had a chat until dad wandered in and asked whether i was ever going for my shower.
-so chrissy wheeled me into the laundry, then forced me to swap to the wheeless showerchair.
-but a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before i sat down, one more when i was drying myself, and one more when i was creaming myself. i got rekited, chrissy Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :p table.
-arvo tea was some sultana thing that tess had made ... tasted alright. i also drank a cup of tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, 'incorrectly', my last cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-we both read our twilight novels! i've just started the fourth, hey, wonder if PIG mum will take me to watch it at the cinemas on monday? let's hope so, seeing as NAB clinic's over for the year~~
-as always, i asked chrissy to give ela a massage at 5:40, as always, she refused till after 5:45. i was being painted dark blue with light green spots today, BTW.
-chrissy rocked off promptly at 6pm, she'll be back on monday. her and jason are going out to some turkish restaurant for dinner tonight! i wonder what the turks eat ..?
-PIG mum lathered aloe vera all over my face (aparently, sylvia jie jie says it's good for your pimples, then took me to the loo to wash it all off. i sat for two tinkles; no guesses as to who forced who to do everything.
-back at the table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 50+ mins of arm exercises. i couldn't do the soccer exercises at the end, coz the string broke! hopefully, dad'll reattach the string for me soon. anyways: just the piano exercises, for twenty odd mins, and it scored an eight out of ten, and was mostly frustrating coz PIG mum kept nagging at my posture.
-dinner tonight; rice, lotsa cos lettuce, and a few wee chunks of yummy chicken. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i tootled online.
-toms: church. i'm not looking forward to the loo trip afterwards, coz mean PIG mum will surely force poor ela to hang onto the rail before, during and after my tinkle while she forces era to do all the dakking and un-dakking. but really, fingers crossed for a two piece feed from KFC for lunch! it's honestly been THIRTEEN WEEKS!!!! maybe i should put it on my xmas wishlist: i want a two piece feed from KFC this year for christmas, please santa. :P hope to see everyone at church toms! as for me, i'm off to check, then to get my naruto fix for this week. :)
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself around to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death! o_O :P
-this morning, when PIG mum got up for work, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once more. then i swung myself back to bed, tucked ela's thumb back gently inside for some sleep, and sang/counted myself back into some heavy duty snoring. :P rainbow was sulking, first, coz ela didn't wanna hold onto her tail, but cheered up immensely when era tucked her under ela's arm. :)
-dad poked me awake some hours later, with "tess's here soon. ten more mins."
-when she did arrive, the first thing she told dad was that she'd brought me some breakfast.
-so she got me up, kitted (lucky i was watching, she almost forgot my AFO!) and Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once a week opportunity to just balance the toothbrush on the cup and just squirt out the toothpaste, JUST LIKE I USED TO DO BEFORE GOD SMOTE/SMITED ME DOWN WITH A BRAIN TUMOUR.
-tess Forced me to walk to the loo. two tinkles afterwards, she forced me to pull my own daks up, Forced me to walk overand flush the loo. i clung to the towel rack, sidestepped to wash and dry my right hand, before tess Forced me to walk to the gobbling :p table.
-thanks to tess for breakfast! she had made some sorta chicken with rice? i drank a cup of tea, white and two, my first cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-tess forced me to play scrabble with her for roughly half an hour, then let me write my letter to eri! somehow, i doubt that she'll receive it before christmas or even the new year, but oh well.
-before she left, tess took me once more to the bathroom.
-when PIG mum came home, lunch was: mushy rice, lotsa greens (lol, i've forgotten which type, sorry! ><") and a few chunks of beef. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. lunch was washed down with a mug of plain milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'
-after flicking on the computer switch, i tootled on the computer to continue writing leanne's birthday fic - and i finished it! so i've only got her song to go~~
-joshels had just said heylo to me on MSN, when dad wandered over and decided that he was forcing me to take an afternoon nap. sadly, somehow, i pissed him off, and he dragged me around, forcing poor em on countless laps of the hallway. he dropped me once, too. >< luckily, only a bum plop! but when i finally managed to collapse into bed, i used the pot :p once, then sat and sang my favourite and second favourite songs in my head once, opening my right eye for all the important numbers. dad came to sit by me; think he wasn't very happy, or sth ...
-so like that we stayed until chrissy arrived. yes, late. :P i introduced rainbow to her; she sat on my bed and we had a chat until dad wandered in and asked whether i was ever going for my shower.
-so chrissy wheeled me into the laundry, then forced me to swap to the wheeless showerchair.
-but a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before i sat down, one more when i was drying myself, and one more when i was creaming myself. i got rekited, chrissy Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :p table.
-arvo tea was some sultana thing that tess had made ... tasted alright. i also drank a cup of tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, 'incorrectly', my last cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-we both read our twilight novels! i've just started the fourth, hey, wonder if PIG mum will take me to watch it at the cinemas on monday? let's hope so, seeing as NAB clinic's over for the year~~
-as always, i asked chrissy to give ela a massage at 5:40, as always, she refused till after 5:45. i was being painted dark blue with light green spots today, BTW.
-chrissy rocked off promptly at 6pm, she'll be back on monday. her and jason are going out to some turkish restaurant for dinner tonight! i wonder what the turks eat ..?
-PIG mum lathered aloe vera all over my face (aparently, sylvia jie jie says it's good for your pimples, then took me to the loo to wash it all off. i sat for two tinkles; no guesses as to who forced who to do everything.
-back at the table, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 50+ mins of arm exercises. i couldn't do the soccer exercises at the end, coz the string broke! hopefully, dad'll reattach the string for me soon. anyways: just the piano exercises, for twenty odd mins, and it scored an eight out of ten, and was mostly frustrating coz PIG mum kept nagging at my posture.
-dinner tonight; rice, lotsa cos lettuce, and a few wee chunks of yummy chicken. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i tootled online.
-toms: church. i'm not looking forward to the loo trip afterwards, coz mean PIG mum will surely force poor ela to hang onto the rail before, during and after my tinkle while she forces era to do all the dakking and un-dakking. but really, fingers crossed for a two piece feed from KFC for lunch! it's honestly been THIRTEEN WEEKS!!!! maybe i should put it on my xmas wishlist: i want a two piece feed from KFC this year for christmas, please santa. :P hope to see everyone at church toms! as for me, i'm off to check, then to get my naruto fix for this week. :)
cheers,
em. ^^
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