tuesday post

evening! anyways, where was i?
-some ppl rang, i just continued snoring my head off. :P when PIG mum poked me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, only felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, passed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course, and helped me wipe afterwards. yup, it works ... i stay for an extra tinkle before calling for PIG mum.
-i got kitted, then breakfast was two yummy weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-after threatening not to take me out for lunch (can't really remember why; guess i just pissed her off), PIG mum tootled us off to the hyperdome!
-well, firstly, PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk into the toilets. of course, she forced me to dak myself, and, of course, she forced me to un-dak myself.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED (first time) me to walk to grill'd. kylie was there! so PIG mum had a seat as we waited for mel; of course, PIG mum IMMEDIATELY jumped into her favourite topic - dissing me. oh well.
-when mel arrived, PIG mum kindly removed herself and we ordered! we shared a bowl of chips with some herb mayo - it's seriously yummy! i wanted to add herb mayo to my christmas wishlist, but kylie told me, "that's prolly too late for santa." :P
- i drank an orange juice and gobbled a caesar's palace:grilled chicken breast, crispy trim bacon, free range egg, shaved parmesan, baby cos and caesar dressing, for $11.50. kylie had a crispy bacon and cheese burger, while mel had a vegetarian feild of dreams burger. she's not vegetarian, though.
-so we yakked away, and traded xmas presents! i mean, i gave them a card and small cute mirror each; they gave me a new CD! the so fresh songs for christmas! kylie instructed me:" em, listen to that disc when your mum is driving you home." adds mel, "at the TOP of your lungs." :P
-PIG mum came to pick me up, we hugged, said our merry christmases and see you next years. kylie says next time, she'll find jess martin to come along too!
-PIG mum tootled us home. i put my new disc in, and sang along to it, though not at the top of my lungs. :P but since it was the last trip of the day for me, i let erf sit sideways.
-a stinky unspeakable when i got home. no guesses as to who forced who to do all the dakking, un-dakking and flushing, but thanks to PIG mum who passed me a mug of water, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly', of course.
-after a forced march to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, i tootled online, until chrissy came. late, of course. :P but i wrote her an xmas card, and i also printed her outher sheet of arrival times. :p
-but a nice hot shower for me today - i washed my hair. actually, chrissy says i haveta ask PIG mum to ring CODA to see if anyone will come help me out on christmas and boxing day; i'll definitely remember to ask PIG mum please to tonight.
-arvo tea was just a nashi and a cup of tea sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly'.
-chrissy read some twilight novel; i read my new book club novel. as always, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5:40, this time, she didn't start till after 5:50.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, she gleefully forced poor em on 40+mins of arm exercises, ending with the soccer and piano ones that daniel had taught. so, the soccer exercises for two mins - it seriously doesn't take long to kick a ball ten times with each foot! - but it scored an eleven out of ten because anything involving walking will never score anything less than a ten. :( then, the piano ones for ten mins, and that scored a seven out of ten, and was annoying coz PIG mum kept nagging meabout my posture.
-but a loo trip before dinner. no guesses as to who forced who to do everything again.
-dinner: rice, cool, no greens! just mushroom and egg, with some beef/pork, i think. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-toms: we're going to post eri's letter and buy karen a chocolate bar! she's coming at 1pm, and then lee's going with us to watch the storm warrior in the arvo!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. argh, PIG mum has captured ela's poor thumb. nevermind, she's already had her two hours of happiness today; she can wait for tomorrow's two hours.
P.P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.