new year's eve post

good afternoon! let's reflect on the year that was:
uni-wise: well, sadly, i wasn't able to make it back to uni this year. :( i did see the UQ disability officer about me returning, but she said i needed some neuro-psych test done. i did the test; obviously, i failed it, coz i wasn't at university for the second semester, either. :( who knows if i'll ever make it back to uni. :( ah well, maybe next year. :(
sporting wise: again, this year, my sport has been basically limited to wii sports and wii boxing. parents did gleefully force me to go to griffith uni, mt gravatt campus, to play baddy with them; by 'play', i mean dad throws me shuttles and i wave my racquet uselessly around trying to hit them back, PIG mum standing behind me, ready to catch me if i suddenly lose my balance.
politically-wise: 2007 was kevin 07, 2008 was 'i hate kevin 08', and 2009 was 'slime kevin 09'. the new year, 2010 ... umm ... zen zen kevin 10? :P
spiritually wise: again, i spent much of this year angry with god. like, i still don't honestly know what i did to piss him off so much that he almost killed me with a brain tumour! >< but i started praying to him again at the end of may, well, to both him and percy the angel/saint. i have no idea if what i'm doing is a chat (PIG mum often tells me that you can only pray to god, and that i can only have a 'chat' to percy), a prayer, a chat-prayer or a prayer-chat, but that's what i've been doing. i think i'll continue doing this, too, but i'll revise it come mid 2010. one thing i said i'd try stop was singing a nasty song to god every night before i went to sleep. this song is currently my second-favourite song. do you know the song "i love you god, did i tell you that today, i love you god, and that's all i wanna say. when i just can't think of the words, and as i begin to pray, then i say, i love you god, really love you god, i love you today. i love you god today, even when i pray, when words won't come, my heart will say, i love you god today." well, i sing myself to sleep every night with this song, but i replace the word 'love' with another four-letter word beginning with the letter 'h'. but like i said at the end of may this year, i'd try stop this habit by the end of the year. and since it's the end of the year now, i'll try to replace that line with 'you are my god'. i know it's not as good as 'i love you god', but it's an improvement on what i'm currently singing ATM, so i'll give that a try.
work-wise: me still unemployed. >< do you know how aggravating it is to need to rely on your parents for every single cent you want/need to spend? well, hopefully, i'm seeing phil at centacare right now, so hopefully he'll be able to help me find a job.
relationship-wise: well, i'm still single. enough said. :P
everything-else wise: awesome, i've no dandruff to report this year! coz last year, i was bemoaning that i had an entire HEADFUL of it! o_O :P well, the end of this year also marks FIVE years since i've graduated high school! but even more frighteningly, it marks TEN years since i've graduated primary school! lol, i feel like an old fart now, dunno about you guys. :P well, i've also recently gotten into using facebook :P anything else? oh, mum reminds me that dad recently bought me a treadmill. i've used it twice, and it has a safety cord. :) and it goes nice and slowly. :) also, PIG mum reminds me that ying introduced me to a new anime! bleach ... i've only watched one episode so far, but it's pretty good. :) anything else? oh, yeah. whenever i put in a P.S.~!@#$% i mean that i've wanted to write something in that post, but PIG mum was nearby, read it, and forced me to delete it. oh yeah, and i better stick up what i used to put up every thursday but couldn't anymore coz my copy and paste function bombed out on me. >< so, i'll put it up once tonight, the 31st december; but i'll be in hong kong for the 31st januarry, so i'll haveta save that for when i return from hong kong, mid-feb.:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
hmm ... anything else? oh! visitors this year!
1. cousin teresa, uncle dick and franco all came over in late january. of course, useless me chose to land myself in hospital. ><
2. at the beginning of may, first and second aunties, cousin karry and uncle all came over too! and yes, uncle bought himself half a cheesecake for breakfast again. :P
3. lol, unless you count leanne coming up from canberra every now and again to visit us, i think that's all this year! coz uncle toby, aunty tammy, aunty winnie, uncle william and wend-jasmine :P all came last year!
anyways, i'll be back tonight to post my final reflections for year 2009!
cheers,
em. ^^