wednesday post

good evening! TWFT topic is 'being ready' and still no plodding total from em. >< i mean, every morning i ask dearest dad to please buy me a new one; every night, he comes home empty handed. well, a pedometer's at the top of my christmas wishlist right now! okies, what happened today?
-when dad got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once. back in bed, rainbow happily ambled up to me. "good morning, ela!" she greeted cheerfully, "how about you hold my tail?" so ela obediently opened up.
-PIG mum poked me awake a couple of hours later. i got kitted, went to wash and dry both hands, then settled down to breakfast - two yummy weetbix with a dab of honey - oh, i wish times were as they used to be! i'd sleep in until aunty wendy arrived at 11am, and she'd feed me weetbix for breakfast with an ENTIRE spoonful of honey!
-PIG mum tootled us off to vedelago. she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to jacky cheung all day.
-i settled down with a gossip mag at vedelago, until it was my turn. i did my neuro feedback (i think that's what it's called?) in another room today, coz that fellow that's in a wheelchair needs my usual room coz his wheelchair doesn't fit in the other room).
-lesley stuck those things to my head with mashed potato (lol, i keep forgetting to ask her the real name; some sort of 'paste', i think) and i started dinging bells! lesley stuck some girl in my room to keep an eye on me, but said we weren't to chat; i was supposed to concentrate. so i sang all of my favourite song in my head and 90% of my second favourite song, opening my eyes for all the important numbers. oh, and i donged 1700+ bells, BTW.
-i needed the bathroom. >< so PIG mum tootled us off to the maccas there, gleefully Made (5th and last time) me walk in, forced me to dak myself for a tinkle, gleefully forced me to un-dak myself after a tinkle, made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made me walk back to the car.
-off she tootled us off to sunni cafe for our lunchdate with aunty joanne! -lol, our lunch date actually ended up being not just PIG mum, aunty joanne and i, but also jessie, yancey and uncle cecil! uncle cecil told us how he'd made hash browns! yumyum ... dunno when PIG mum will ever let me have one again ...
-i decided to just stay seated and trust PIG mum to order me a yummy lunch. lol, whoops, bad judgement, em. mum ordered me a bowl of wontons! but em no eat prawns, remember? ><>< so i donated them to her; i also fed her a stalk of bok choy. we traded a dumpling for a tiny chunk of chicken and an equally miniscule slice of egg.
-thanks to aunty joanne who shouted me a bun from sunni bakery! i chose a yummy pork floss bun.
-PIG mum tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways coz it was my last car trip of the day.
-a loo trip when i got home. of course, PIG mum forced me to do everything.
-daniel wan came! and guess what? he bought me a kit kat cookies and cream!!!!! :) lol, i dunno if i'll haveta wait until boxing day to eat it ... no promises i'll last that long. :P
-so: soccer exercises for ... umm, sorry, i forgot to time the activity again ... maybe, five mins? but it scored a five out of ten and was a bit frustrating coz silly elf doesn't know how to kick to the left. ><
-then: the piano exercises, again, i forgot to time that, sorry, but that scored a seven out of ten coz ela still has a tendency to pronate whenever i lift her up to play.
-daniel played me a tune or two on the piano,before we played some pictionary. do i need to put that down? if you're reading this, daniel, please leave me a comment and tell me! but just in case, pictionary was for five? ten? mins, and only scored one out of ten, coz goodness it's not hard to play a game!
-when daniel left, aunty wendy carved me up a juicy nashi and gave me my pork floss bun for lunch - it had so much pork floss on it, i had to use a spoon to eat it all! aunty wendy laughed, "em, the person making these must've known you'd be eating one!" :P i also drunk a yummy chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly', BTW. it's just comfortable, that's all.
-aunty wendy gave both ela and era a massage! i kept reading my second twilight novel, and also took a phone call from phil, saying that he wasn't available to see us next week, but he'd see us again in the new year.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo. i thought i could tootle online afterwards, but sadly, no. PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on more than an HOUR'S worth of hand exercises! ><
-chrissy came more than ten mins late. i couldn't note the time down coz i wasn't on the computer at the time. even worse, PIG mum continued forcing poor em to do more exercises even AFTER chrissy arrived! ><
-but a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i made myself an afternoon cuppa sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar, my official cup to hold 'incorrectly'. arvo tea was a toasted cheese - sadly, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles.
-i read the second twilight novel; chrissy read the third. as always, i asked her to please give ela a massage at 5:40, as always, she refused until after 5:45. i was being painted pink with yellow spots today, BTW.
-i signed her off. thanks to chrissy who flicked on seven's news for me so i could listen to it. i just stared at my twilight novel instead of turning my chair around to face the TV (no use bringing the wrath of PIG mum down on me).
-PIG mum came downstairs, took me to the loo once. thanks to her who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came back, forced me to do everything, then i tootled online as all our guests arrived for dinner (it's uncle tyrone's bday?)
-dinner: four little chicken sushi slices with a drop (literally) of soya sauce, quite a lot of yummy wombok, a few slices of 'fish egg', and almost two wee wraps of yummy peking duck. i'm just curious, though, why did dad only give half a dab of hoisin sauce (and i mean that quite literally) for mine, but gave himself an entire spoonful for his? i'd ask PIG mum, only i can already guess her answer:"dad moves around more than you, so he gets to eat more than you."
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more. again, no guesses as to who forced who to do everything, then i tootled online. ken wandered over to ask why we used such a long computer screen, and i explained to him coz my eyesight's so bad now.
-i went back to the table to sing happy bday to uncle tyrone (i did the hip hips, of course). he only cut the cake 1cm deep (which may have had sth to do with the fact that i told him, "if you touch the bottom, you've gotta kiss the closest girl next to you." :P (the closest girl to him was aunty anita! doubt uncle peter would've been very pleased with that! :P)
-so one small yummy slice for me; PIG mum also poured me a wee snoopy mug of milk, saying, "that's your bedtime cuppa." oh well. then dad walked me back online.
-toms: physio at UQ. fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that PIG mum will take me to naz's for a kebab afterwards! i want to write him an xmas card! and karen's coming in the arvo - bet ela will get a massage for longer than fifteen mins. :p
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. off to go facebook now; i need to send a happy bday message!