`Good afternoon! PIG mum made em plod 1121 steps today.that's equivalent to 330m, or 37.9 calories. :P Well, poo. Firstly, I’m having to type this in a word document, coz the net’s not working. >< PIG mum has loudly claimed that she has already turned the modem on, that it can’t be her fault … oh well. Guess I’ll just haveta keep trying. Anyways, regarding last night (i type it all out in full once every thursday, so that'll be toms.:
-just repeat everything that I typed out on Thursday. Still the same. >< oh, bar one thing:
-after a tinkle, PIG mum took pity on me and helped me to yank my daks up.
Anyways, today’s an EVENT! (my dearest daddy’s bday!) so I get to type it all out in full!
Well, I noticed that cousin teresa, uncle dick and franco made it to our place at 12:20am. Cousin teresa did pop in to bid me a happy hello, and franco raced in too, for a few seconds. Then I snored my head off, with my chilli PIG sausage snoring louder. PIG mum came to dig me up this morning, (again, no surprise here, apparently she had such a PERFECT sleep she never woke up to let me go to the loo), got me kitted, then gleefully made me walk out to the gobbling :P table. I kissed my beloved dad a very good morning and a great big HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Then I settled down to breakfast – much thanks to dear dad who’d made us all some ham and eggs on toast, which I had with a plain glass of milk. Uncle dick made his way downstairs, so I could greet him properly, then their family started getting ready for their day out at dream/movieworld.PIG mum kindly popped me a fish oil, a bilberry, a cranberry, and 2 panadol, coz I was moaning of a headache. Then, time to go, she gleefully made me walk out to the car, where off to the logan north library we tootled, listening to jacky cheung’s ‘black’ CD. When we arrived, PIG mum transferred me to sparkles, and I wheeled myself in, PIG mum kindly providing some steering. Once in the meeting room, PIG mum gleefully made me walk in, and I took a seat. Thua began our second session. I took lotsa notes – the funniest thing was when the speaker told me he’d buy me 10 pairs of nike shoes if I’d just give him the winning lotto numbers. :P morning tea time, I wanted to pee, so PIG mum got to happily make me walk back to sparkles, and I wheeled myself into the loo. After a tinkle, I wheeled myself over to wash and dry both hands as PIG mum used the loo herself. Then I wheeled myself back to the meeting room, and snacked on 4 bikkies. PIG mum kindly made me and herself a cup of coloured water, and the session recommenced. When it finished, we broke up for the week, and I wheeled myself once more to the loo. Actually, another lady also in the STEPS program also wanted to use the loo, so she took the disabled toilets, even though she can walk just fine. Meaning PIG mum gleefully made me walk into the ladies loo and gleefully made me walk back out. I pushed myself back to the car, and PIG mum tootled us home, this time listening to westlife.of course, PIG mum gleefully made me walk in once we’d arrived, and I sat back down into sparky and rang dear dad. lunch was my favourite thousand-year-old-egg congee from aunty anne, and i washed that down with a glass of plain milk. after lunch, PIG mum decided that she was kicking me to bed, so i complied. i set the alarm to go off after an - argh, i've just lost heaps of my post! >< hour, but trust PIG mum to be SNEAKY and flick it off after i'd fallen asleep. i woke up though, around that time, and called for mum to allow me online, but she refused. >< oh well. so i slept until bernie came, and PIG mum told bernie to let me sleep till 5pm. so i snored happily away, until bernie prodded me up at 5pm. she switched me to a showerchair, and wheeled me in for a shower - hairwash today, plus a nice comfy scalp massage. so yeah, my brain's all been sucked out now. :P i went for a tinkle afterwards, then got redressed and swapped back into sparky. i tootled over for arvo tea - a toasted ham, cheese - score! bernie was a legend and gave me 2 slices! so this week has been satisfied. anymore i can get will just be a bonus. and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles. i also had a cup of australian breakfast tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey. bernie made herself a toasted cheese sandwhich and a cup of tea herself. as i was eating, it was already 6pm so she flicked on 7's news for us, read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella, sport by shane webcke, and weather by talitha cummins. bernie took me once more to the loo after the news, then i came out and signed her off. teresa, uncle dick and franco came home soon after, franco wearing this really cool red hat which i promptly asked him for permission to try and took a photo with! then i tootled back online as they all went for showers and cousin teresa started showing us what gifts we'd received from our family. dear dad called dinner, so i tootled over. rice tonight, with a piece of lettuce (i think) a mushroom and a yummy piece of chicken, which i of course saved for last. then mum popped me my pills which i drank down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. then i tootled back online.
well, i'm waiting for when parents will call me over to cut dad's birthday cake for him!i'll go put this into my taleofepic2 blog, then go read the news, i guess. goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
tuesday post
good evening!
so, em plodded 3085 steps today, or 0.92km, or102.6 calories :P firstly, regarding last night:
-just repeat everything i typed out on thursday. still the same. >< ok, spotty points :P for the day, incoming!
- i was a happy pig this morning, until PIG mum came in, dug me up, got me kitted, and gleefully made me walk out to the gobbling table. :P
-breakfast was nutri-grain, i got 10 spoonfuls, score! of course, it goes without saying that PIG mum gleefully made me do this and that (e.g. left hand holding milk carton, right hand uncapping milk, right hand holding bowl, left hand pouring milk, left hand holding milk carton, right hand recapping milk, etc etc etc.)
-PIG mum kindly popped me mypills for this morning, ie. a bilberry, a cranberry, a fish oil, and a garlic, coz she said that my nose was leaking quite terribly. ><
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made me walk out to the car, and off we tootled to the PA, listening to westlife.
-fortunately, we got a park, and PIG mum gleefully made me walk in, me stopping once to rest my weary limbs on a chair.
-PT with dom dom started at 11am. just lotsa walking today, with some left arm exercises chucked in.
-PIG mum picked me up at midday, and gleefully made me walk back outside. i went once to the loo (i forgot who did the dakking and un-dakking, :P sorry), then PIG mum gleefully made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she gleefully made me walk back to the car.
-irang dear dad, who was at banyo, as we were leaving. PIG mum pulled over the car so she could have a yak to him too.
-PIG mum tootled us to the maccas outside times square. she gleefully made me walk in, then went to order.
-i ordered their new chicken burger deluxe, and a chocolate milkshake. hence the surprise, when PIG mum thunked an OJ down in front of me. oh well. guess i'll try for it ext time. PIG mum got herself a chicken burger classic. the difference? mine had cheese and tomato, PIG mum's only had lettuce.
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made me walk out to the car, where undergound we tootled.
-PIG mum swapped a grateful em into sparkless and i wheeled myself up to the sunnybank medical centre.
-hehe, go me! i remembered that daphne is bronnie's mum!
-mum handed me a new idea gossip mag to browse for while, until my name was called and i wheeled myself in.
-i bid dr. mor a happy hello and explained to him my woes - i don't want to have appendicitus!(sp?) ><
-he got me lying down on the bed, and poked me around a bit, b4 getting me back down and writing 2 antibiotics for me.
-we said our thanks and byes - dr. mor is such a nice guy - he told PIG mum to ring him on thursday and tell him if i'd gotten better/worse/whatever.
-i wheeled myself to the chemist/pharmicist (what's the difference, anyway?) - and picked up my pills. actually, the lady offered mum some cheaper pills that were effectively the same (like panadol vs. heron). the lady that served us, her name was heidi, and she's canto, too! she offered mum some cheaper pills that did the same thing, and PIG mum accepted.
-i wheeled myself back out to the car, and PIG mum tootled us home.
-she gleefully made me walk inside oce we got back. so i went to the loo (PIG mum made me dak myself, of course), did a stinky unspeakable, and wiped myself, too. PIG mum gleefully made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made me walk bac to sparky.
-ding dong! karen arrived, so shower first. PIG mum gleefully made me walk into the laundry and also made me dak myself. and, i'm now owed TWO showers in the showerchair with the wheels, coz i thought that we'd decided to have a shower in each one every day, e.g. one day in the showerchair with the wheels, the next day in the one without, but apparently not. oh well. i guess i'll just have to keep count in this blog.
-no hairwash today, but karen did kindly leave the water on for me so i could have a tinkle b4 i got dried and redressed.
-i hobbled back out to sparky after karen redressed me, and tootled over for some arvo tea.
-a toasted cheese sandwhich - too bad, only 1 slice, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin >< but oh well, there's still 5 days left in the week, surely i won't be THAT unlucky! i mean, come on, i'm only asking for it ONCE a week, not SEVEN! turns out that we're all out of ham too, so i must remember to ask PIG mum to buy me some more when she gets the chance.
-karen grabbed me for roufghly half an hour of hand exercises.
-at 6pm, we sat down to watch 7's 6pm news, read by rod young and sharyn ghidella, sport by shane webcke and weather by talitha cummins. i think brisbane will be 20-30degrees toms.
-karen kindly cut me up a pear and fed me 1 1/2 crackers (or 3 half ones).
-karen took me once to the loo after the news, then we sat and did a crossword together.
-i signed her off at 7pm, and we said our thanks and byes.
-i quickly wrote dad's bday card for him b4 he came back home to us. :)-dinner tonight: the yummy tomato fried rice that dad had whipped up for us yesterday, plus one mushroom and some fish. lol, i just realised that i forgot to eat any lettuce tonight! oh well, will make up for it toms if i remember. all washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. of course, no surprise here, it also goes without saying that PIG mum made my left hand hang onto the bowl as i ate.
-ankle colbert came to visit! well, actually, to give dear dad sth. anyways, dad got him to sit down and eat fruit - i had a few grapes and a cherry, myself - and he told me that his chinese name was - sorry, PIG mum's just barred me from writing that online, too. *sigh* i am SO censored! ah well, nothing to be done but get used to it.
-i tootled back online. PIG mum's been eagerly awaiting to boot me off. huh, i don't even know if i've used up my MEASELY 2hr limit yet, but oh well.
-anyways, i'm excited! tonight, at like midnight, my cousin teresa, uncle dick (poor guy, yeah, that's his real name:P) and franco will be all coming to visit us! meaning poor dad has to wake up at like midnight to pick them up. sorry, i'm not that good, i'm gonna be sleeping and will see them toms. :P
-actually, toms we're also going to the library for that class ... no idea what it's called, sorry. but i hope that there'll be cake for morning tea! everything is also crossed that i can geta real cuppa, not another cup of coloured water, but hopes aren't up. oh well.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in my post tonight.
so, em plodded 3085 steps today, or 0.92km, or102.6 calories :P firstly, regarding last night:
-just repeat everything i typed out on thursday. still the same. >< ok, spotty points :P for the day, incoming!
- i was a happy pig this morning, until PIG mum came in, dug me up, got me kitted, and gleefully made me walk out to the gobbling table. :P
-breakfast was nutri-grain, i got 10 spoonfuls, score! of course, it goes without saying that PIG mum gleefully made me do this and that (e.g. left hand holding milk carton, right hand uncapping milk, right hand holding bowl, left hand pouring milk, left hand holding milk carton, right hand recapping milk, etc etc etc.)
-PIG mum kindly popped me mypills for this morning, ie. a bilberry, a cranberry, a fish oil, and a garlic, coz she said that my nose was leaking quite terribly. ><
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made me walk out to the car, and off we tootled to the PA, listening to westlife.
-fortunately, we got a park, and PIG mum gleefully made me walk in, me stopping once to rest my weary limbs on a chair.
-PT with dom dom started at 11am. just lotsa walking today, with some left arm exercises chucked in.
-PIG mum picked me up at midday, and gleefully made me walk back outside. i went once to the loo (i forgot who did the dakking and un-dakking, :P sorry), then PIG mum gleefully made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she gleefully made me walk back to the car.
-irang dear dad, who was at banyo, as we were leaving. PIG mum pulled over the car so she could have a yak to him too.
-PIG mum tootled us to the maccas outside times square. she gleefully made me walk in, then went to order.
-i ordered their new chicken burger deluxe, and a chocolate milkshake. hence the surprise, when PIG mum thunked an OJ down in front of me. oh well. guess i'll try for it ext time. PIG mum got herself a chicken burger classic. the difference? mine had cheese and tomato, PIG mum's only had lettuce.
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made me walk out to the car, where undergound we tootled.
-PIG mum swapped a grateful em into sparkless and i wheeled myself up to the sunnybank medical centre.
-hehe, go me! i remembered that daphne is bronnie's mum!
-mum handed me a new idea gossip mag to browse for while, until my name was called and i wheeled myself in.
-i bid dr. mor a happy hello and explained to him my woes - i don't want to have appendicitus!(sp?) ><
-he got me lying down on the bed, and poked me around a bit, b4 getting me back down and writing 2 antibiotics for me.
-we said our thanks and byes - dr. mor is such a nice guy - he told PIG mum to ring him on thursday and tell him if i'd gotten better/worse/whatever.
-i wheeled myself to the chemist/pharmicist (what's the difference, anyway?) - and picked up my pills. actually, the lady offered mum some cheaper pills that were effectively the same (like panadol vs. heron). the lady that served us, her name was heidi, and she's canto, too! she offered mum some cheaper pills that did the same thing, and PIG mum accepted.
-i wheeled myself back out to the car, and PIG mum tootled us home.
-she gleefully made me walk inside oce we got back. so i went to the loo (PIG mum made me dak myself, of course), did a stinky unspeakable, and wiped myself, too. PIG mum gleefully made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then gleefully made me walk bac to sparky.
-ding dong! karen arrived, so shower first. PIG mum gleefully made me walk into the laundry and also made me dak myself. and, i'm now owed TWO showers in the showerchair with the wheels, coz i thought that we'd decided to have a shower in each one every day, e.g. one day in the showerchair with the wheels, the next day in the one without, but apparently not. oh well. i guess i'll just have to keep count in this blog.
-no hairwash today, but karen did kindly leave the water on for me so i could have a tinkle b4 i got dried and redressed.
-i hobbled back out to sparky after karen redressed me, and tootled over for some arvo tea.
-a toasted cheese sandwhich - too bad, only 1 slice, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin >< but oh well, there's still 5 days left in the week, surely i won't be THAT unlucky! i mean, come on, i'm only asking for it ONCE a week, not SEVEN! turns out that we're all out of ham too, so i must remember to ask PIG mum to buy me some more when she gets the chance.
-karen grabbed me for roufghly half an hour of hand exercises.
-at 6pm, we sat down to watch 7's 6pm news, read by rod young and sharyn ghidella, sport by shane webcke and weather by talitha cummins. i think brisbane will be 20-30degrees toms.
-karen kindly cut me up a pear and fed me 1 1/2 crackers (or 3 half ones).
-karen took me once to the loo after the news, then we sat and did a crossword together.
-i signed her off at 7pm, and we said our thanks and byes.
-i quickly wrote dad's bday card for him b4 he came back home to us. :)-dinner tonight: the yummy tomato fried rice that dad had whipped up for us yesterday, plus one mushroom and some fish. lol, i just realised that i forgot to eat any lettuce tonight! oh well, will make up for it toms if i remember. all washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. of course, no surprise here, it also goes without saying that PIG mum made my left hand hang onto the bowl as i ate.
-ankle colbert came to visit! well, actually, to give dear dad sth. anyways, dad got him to sit down and eat fruit - i had a few grapes and a cherry, myself - and he told me that his chinese name was - sorry, PIG mum's just barred me from writing that online, too. *sigh* i am SO censored! ah well, nothing to be done but get used to it.
-i tootled back online. PIG mum's been eagerly awaiting to boot me off. huh, i don't even know if i've used up my MEASELY 2hr limit yet, but oh well.
-anyways, i'm excited! tonight, at like midnight, my cousin teresa, uncle dick (poor guy, yeah, that's his real name:P) and franco will be all coming to visit us! meaning poor dad has to wake up at like midnight to pick them up. sorry, i'm not that good, i'm gonna be sleeping and will see them toms. :P
-actually, toms we're also going to the library for that class ... no idea what it's called, sorry. but i hope that there'll be cake for morning tea! everything is also crossed that i can geta real cuppa, not another cup of coloured water, but hopes aren't up. oh well.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in my post tonight.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
monday post9
argh, 3rd time lucky. >< my silly left hand keeps falling on the escape button and wiping everything out. ><
anyways, today, PIG mum gleefully made em plod 325 steps. not a lot, i know, but i promise that there will be more toms! and, regarding last night:
-just repeat everything that i typed out on thursday. still the same. ><
anyways, today's an EVENT ( australia day AND chinese new year!), so i get to type it all out in full!
so em was a happy pig this morning, snoring along with my chilli PIG sausage. :P dear grandma rang to wish us all a happy new year, and she told me over the phone that i had a red pocket waiting for me when i got back to HK at the end of this year. i told her to just give it to baby mickey, to which she replied, 'nah, he's already got one. this one's all yours." after our phone chat, PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted then gleefully made me walk out to sparky, as ding dong! the whole fong family (haha yeah, all 3 of them) arrived to pay us a visit. so i plopped my bum into sparky and tootled over to bid them all a very happy australia day as well as a very happy chinese new year. and they'd brought me breakfast too! muesli (sp?) bars! some berry flavour, that jessie recommends. so i munched one down, with a glass of plain milk. then mum told us to go play wii. last time jessie came over, she'd already made a mii, so we jumped right into it! first, i saved myself a little dignity by beating her in the tennis, then she well and truly got me by WHOOPING me the bowling! by, like, 50 points. ><" we played 4 players, so i had myself and slam (uncle stephen) and jessie had herself and kwany. we traded red pockets b4 they left; i told dad that i was starving, so he sent me to watch the tennis as he whipped up some western fried rice. i had that with another glass of plain milk, while PIG mum gleefully made my left hand hang onto the bowl as i ate.
PIG mum rocked off to pig land, leaving me to watch some tennis - the g-string-wearing rafael nadal against ... lol, i can't remember! i watched until rafa had taken the first set, then much thanks to dad who flicked the net on and allowed me online briefly. PIG mum awoke from her snoozings, and gave me a barely-lukewarm shower, hairwash today. i was rather surprised, i admit, that she only made my left hand scrub various parts of my body 40-odd times. i rolled back online, and our guests for dinner soon started arriving. uncle tyrone was the first one, soon followed by dear pole, who had bought a grape cake, or sth like that, to share. then aunty a arrived, and last of all yancey's family, a little late coz yancey had to go ice-skating. uncle tyrone and dad fired up the BBQ, and soon we started eating. pole and some adults had the most REVOLTING :P red wine i had ever tasted, and i had some chicken wing, pork, beef and lamb. oh, and some potato salad, pasta salad, and some fresh lettuce. thanks to PIG mum who poured me a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. then i joined pole and yancey to watch the tennis. not for long, coz i felt nature calling me, so i told PIG mum, who immediately stopped me in my tracks, and happily made me walk to the bathroom. she also made me yank my own daks down, then left me alone to do my business, so i delivered a stinky unspeakable :P and wuped myself, b4 i called PIG mum, who happily made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then happily made me walk back to sparky, where she plopped me back into the couch and i watched some more tennis with pole and yancey. and, according to yancey, tsonga looks like a monkey. :P cake time, PIG mum and pole helped me back to sparkless, and i tootled over for the cake ceremony. we sang happy bday to dad and pole, (i did the hip hips, of course :P), took photos, then aunty a divied(sp?
) up the cake and served it out on yellow napkins. then, yancey set to thrashing her dad, my dad and myself in wii tennis, while i got pole to follow in yancey's stead and draw sth on our fast-filling-up whiteboard. time for everyone to go, i made pole walk along the 2 red lines dad had stuck up for me to make sure that she was still sober. :P i've rolled back online to finish my blog, then i guess it's pig time for me. :P oh, i've sent victor upstairs to keep PIG mum company at night, i'll swap her a new one every month.
anyways, so ends my post for today - we're back to the spotty points :P toms, but not for long, coz the 28th is my dearest dad's bday! goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
anyways, today, PIG mum gleefully made em plod 325 steps. not a lot, i know, but i promise that there will be more toms! and, regarding last night:
-just repeat everything that i typed out on thursday. still the same. ><
anyways, today's an EVENT ( australia day AND chinese new year!), so i get to type it all out in full!
so em was a happy pig this morning, snoring along with my chilli PIG sausage. :P dear grandma rang to wish us all a happy new year, and she told me over the phone that i had a red pocket waiting for me when i got back to HK at the end of this year. i told her to just give it to baby mickey, to which she replied, 'nah, he's already got one. this one's all yours." after our phone chat, PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted then gleefully made me walk out to sparky, as ding dong! the whole fong family (haha yeah, all 3 of them) arrived to pay us a visit. so i plopped my bum into sparky and tootled over to bid them all a very happy australia day as well as a very happy chinese new year. and they'd brought me breakfast too! muesli (sp?) bars! some berry flavour, that jessie recommends. so i munched one down, with a glass of plain milk. then mum told us to go play wii. last time jessie came over, she'd already made a mii, so we jumped right into it! first, i saved myself a little dignity by beating her in the tennis, then she well and truly got me by WHOOPING me the bowling! by, like, 50 points. ><" we played 4 players, so i had myself and slam (uncle stephen) and jessie had herself and kwany. we traded red pockets b4 they left; i told dad that i was starving, so he sent me to watch the tennis as he whipped up some western fried rice. i had that with another glass of plain milk, while PIG mum gleefully made my left hand hang onto the bowl as i ate.
PIG mum rocked off to pig land, leaving me to watch some tennis - the g-string-wearing rafael nadal against ... lol, i can't remember! i watched until rafa had taken the first set, then much thanks to dad who flicked the net on and allowed me online briefly. PIG mum awoke from her snoozings, and gave me a barely-lukewarm shower, hairwash today. i was rather surprised, i admit, that she only made my left hand scrub various parts of my body 40-odd times. i rolled back online, and our guests for dinner soon started arriving. uncle tyrone was the first one, soon followed by dear pole, who had bought a grape cake, or sth like that, to share. then aunty a arrived, and last of all yancey's family, a little late coz yancey had to go ice-skating. uncle tyrone and dad fired up the BBQ, and soon we started eating. pole and some adults had the most REVOLTING :P red wine i had ever tasted, and i had some chicken wing, pork, beef and lamb. oh, and some potato salad, pasta salad, and some fresh lettuce. thanks to PIG mum who poured me a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. then i joined pole and yancey to watch the tennis. not for long, coz i felt nature calling me, so i told PIG mum, who immediately stopped me in my tracks, and happily made me walk to the bathroom. she also made me yank my own daks down, then left me alone to do my business, so i delivered a stinky unspeakable :P and wuped myself, b4 i called PIG mum, who happily made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then happily made me walk back to sparky, where she plopped me back into the couch and i watched some more tennis with pole and yancey. and, according to yancey, tsonga looks like a monkey. :P cake time, PIG mum and pole helped me back to sparkless, and i tootled over for the cake ceremony. we sang happy bday to dad and pole, (i did the hip hips, of course :P), took photos, then aunty a divied(sp?
) up the cake and served it out on yellow napkins. then, yancey set to thrashing her dad, my dad and myself in wii tennis, while i got pole to follow in yancey's stead and draw sth on our fast-filling-up whiteboard. time for everyone to go, i made pole walk along the 2 red lines dad had stuck up for me to make sure that she was still sober. :P i've rolled back online to finish my blog, then i guess it's pig time for me. :P oh, i've sent victor upstairs to keep PIG mum company at night, i'll swap her a new one every month.
anyways, so ends my post for today - we're back to the spotty points :P toms, but not for long, coz the 28th is my dearest dad's bday! goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^
sunday post
good evening! parents gleefully made em plod 2759 steps today. that's equivalent to 820m, according to my pedometer. :p firstly, regarding last night:
-repeat everything i typed out on thursday, bar one thing:
-after i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself, PIG mum took pity on me and helped me yank my daks up.
ok, here comes the spotty points for today! :p
-PIG mum dug me up this morning, got me kitted, then gleefully made me walk out to the gobbling table.
-breakfast was a slice of toast with some marg and jam, plus a plain glass of milk.
-time to go, parents gleefully made me walk out to the car, where off we tootled to church.
-on arrival, dear dad rocked off to the canto service, leaving PIG mum to gleefully make me walk in.
-i needed to go to the loo, but PIG mum decided to make me wait until the sermon had started to gleefully make me walk in. then she gleefully made me walk over to wash my hands, b4 she gleefully made me walk back outside. actually, coz my stick makes such a loud clicking noise everytime it connects with the ground, i held it up off the ground and unsteadily wobbled back to my chair :P
-speaker was a guy called les desmond, or des desmond. he spoke about why we should believe in god.
-after the sermon, dr. lee invited the speaker and his wife up for a quick chat. she's so cool!they lived in taiwan for years and years - and she speaks FLUENT mandarin! my hat goes off to you, lady.:)
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made me walk back out to the car. dear dad tumbled in too, and he tootled us off to plaza.
-luckily, there was underground parking, meaning parents got to gleefully make me walk into plaza, me catching a ride up on the escalator.
-as always, i asked for a 2 piece feed, and no surprise, i didn't get it. like i've said, once i get it ( and by 2 piece feed, i mean 2 pieces of chicken, a regular chips, and a small potato and gravy) i will alternate with a yummy kebab every second week. as yet, i still haven't got it ... ah well. >< will perservere.
-PIG mum got that 3 vege 2 meat asian thing, dad got some hungry jacks, and aunty a some pork noodle soup.
-PIG mum kindly got me apudding milk tea to slurp on, coz she had made me stand while there was worship singing. thanks to aunty a who helped steady me also during that.
-time to go, parents gleefully made me walk out back to the car, and dad tootled us home.
-parents decided that i was to nap, so i complied, after going once more to the loo.
-my ursula birdie came! she plopped me to the showerchair, wheeled me in for a tinkle first, then gave me a shower - hairwash today. i stood up obediently during my shower so ursula could give my bottom a scrub.
-i got redressed, then handed my cane, making me hobble back out to sparky.
-arvo tea: a yummy pear - i shared a slice with my ursula birdie, of course! - and a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice of cheese, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin, but oh well. a new week begins toms, surely i'll have some luck just ONCE this week with the cheese, same as last week - and ham sandwhich. oh yeah, another thing tok PIG mum: why aren't i allowed any mayo? i mean, i only have a little, and remember, it wasthe no/low fat kind . so, that just made the sandwhich TOO dry as well as being too thin! ><
-ursula grabbed me on approx 1/3 of an hour worth of left hand exercises, b4 she banished me to play piano, both hands.
-at 6pm, she flicked on 7's news for me, and fed me 2 or 3 crackers. news was read out by talitha cummins, sport by shane webcke, and weather by liz cantor.
-i needed a pee afterwards, so ursula made me walk to theloo. the trouble started after i'd walked over to wash my hands. i slipped. and fell. >< owieee~ ><" luckily, ursula grabbed me, and she fell down with me, me landing on her poor thigh. then, after checking i hadn't killed myself or anything :P she brought sparky back to me and i sat back down in it.
-ursula told my parents what had happened, of course, and she gave me a hug to soothe my frazzled nerves.
-i signed her off at 7pm with a smiley face, saying my thanks and byes.
-aunty a came for dinner! i think, apparently, you're supposed to have a big family meal on new year's eve and new year's day.
-so, dinner: rice and pork mince, plus a mushroom. parents didn't hand me any lettuce tonight, i was surprised. nor did they make my left hand hang onto th bowl.
-dad made me a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice to gulp down after dinner.
-i tootled back online, paents and aunty a watching dockic (i'm almost 100% certain i've spelt that wrong) play her opponent. she's the only remaining aussie - go her!
-anyways, so ends my post for today. toms, my tale of epic 2 blog gets an update - coz it'll be australia day!
- dad rang his mum - meaning i got a chance to wish her a very happy chinese new year too! i'll see if i can ring my other grandma tonight.
-trying for an episode of naruto now, g'nite, all!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 5 errors in my post tonight
-repeat everything i typed out on thursday, bar one thing:
-after i did a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself, PIG mum took pity on me and helped me yank my daks up.
ok, here comes the spotty points for today! :p
-PIG mum dug me up this morning, got me kitted, then gleefully made me walk out to the gobbling table.
-breakfast was a slice of toast with some marg and jam, plus a plain glass of milk.
-time to go, parents gleefully made me walk out to the car, where off we tootled to church.
-on arrival, dear dad rocked off to the canto service, leaving PIG mum to gleefully make me walk in.
-i needed to go to the loo, but PIG mum decided to make me wait until the sermon had started to gleefully make me walk in. then she gleefully made me walk over to wash my hands, b4 she gleefully made me walk back outside. actually, coz my stick makes such a loud clicking noise everytime it connects with the ground, i held it up off the ground and unsteadily wobbled back to my chair :P
-speaker was a guy called les desmond, or des desmond. he spoke about why we should believe in god.
-after the sermon, dr. lee invited the speaker and his wife up for a quick chat. she's so cool!they lived in taiwan for years and years - and she speaks FLUENT mandarin! my hat goes off to you, lady.:)
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made me walk back out to the car. dear dad tumbled in too, and he tootled us off to plaza.
-luckily, there was underground parking, meaning parents got to gleefully make me walk into plaza, me catching a ride up on the escalator.
-as always, i asked for a 2 piece feed, and no surprise, i didn't get it. like i've said, once i get it ( and by 2 piece feed, i mean 2 pieces of chicken, a regular chips, and a small potato and gravy) i will alternate with a yummy kebab every second week. as yet, i still haven't got it ... ah well. >< will perservere.
-PIG mum got that 3 vege 2 meat asian thing, dad got some hungry jacks, and aunty a some pork noodle soup.
-PIG mum kindly got me apudding milk tea to slurp on, coz she had made me stand while there was worship singing. thanks to aunty a who helped steady me also during that.
-time to go, parents gleefully made me walk out back to the car, and dad tootled us home.
-parents decided that i was to nap, so i complied, after going once more to the loo.
-my ursula birdie came! she plopped me to the showerchair, wheeled me in for a tinkle first, then gave me a shower - hairwash today. i stood up obediently during my shower so ursula could give my bottom a scrub.
-i got redressed, then handed my cane, making me hobble back out to sparky.
-arvo tea: a yummy pear - i shared a slice with my ursula birdie, of course! - and a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice of cheese, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin, but oh well. a new week begins toms, surely i'll have some luck just ONCE this week with the cheese, same as last week - and ham sandwhich. oh yeah, another thing tok PIG mum: why aren't i allowed any mayo? i mean, i only have a little, and remember, it wasthe no/low fat kind . so, that just made the sandwhich TOO dry as well as being too thin! ><
-ursula grabbed me on approx 1/3 of an hour worth of left hand exercises, b4 she banished me to play piano, both hands.
-at 6pm, she flicked on 7's news for me, and fed me 2 or 3 crackers. news was read out by talitha cummins, sport by shane webcke, and weather by liz cantor.
-i needed a pee afterwards, so ursula made me walk to theloo. the trouble started after i'd walked over to wash my hands. i slipped. and fell. >< owieee~ ><" luckily, ursula grabbed me, and she fell down with me, me landing on her poor thigh. then, after checking i hadn't killed myself or anything :P she brought sparky back to me and i sat back down in it.
-ursula told my parents what had happened, of course, and she gave me a hug to soothe my frazzled nerves.
-i signed her off at 7pm with a smiley face, saying my thanks and byes.
-aunty a came for dinner! i think, apparently, you're supposed to have a big family meal on new year's eve and new year's day.
-so, dinner: rice and pork mince, plus a mushroom. parents didn't hand me any lettuce tonight, i was surprised. nor did they make my left hand hang onto th bowl.
-dad made me a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice to gulp down after dinner.
-i tootled back online, paents and aunty a watching dockic (i'm almost 100% certain i've spelt that wrong) play her opponent. she's the only remaining aussie - go her!
-anyways, so ends my post for today. toms, my tale of epic 2 blog gets an update - coz it'll be australia day!
- dad rang his mum - meaning i got a chance to wish her a very happy chinese new year too! i'll see if i can ring my other grandma tonight.
-trying for an episode of naruto now, g'nite, all!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 5 errors in my post tonight
Saturday, January 24, 2009
saturday post
good evening! em plodded 1380 steps today! and, regarding last night:
-repeat everything that i typed out on thursday. still the same. ><
-but, after PIG mum left for work, i took myself to the pot once more:all without killing myself! hehe, yay, go me!
righteo, here come the spotty points :P for today!
-i was a happy pig this morning, cuddling up to my chilli PIG sausage :P
-dad came in, gave me 10 then he gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply? )
-i went to sparky. uncle wallace rocked up, so first session: OT. lotsa arm lifting, etc.
-dad fed me breakfast afterwards. a little bit of egg and ham on toast, folded in half and a glass of plain milk. thanks to dad for folding it in half for me.
-uncle wallace left, PIG mum came home, and lunch was a bowl of 2 min noodles with another glass o lain milk.
-PIG mum rocked off upstairs to bed, and i waited for vincent the physio to come, making second session: PT.
-he dragged me up the stairs twice; we went to the side room; coz PIG mum had taken my pretty room for a snooze.
-when vincent the physio left, i read for awhile until my ursula birdie came!
-shower first - hairwash today. then ursula got me redressed, handed me my cane back, and i hobbled back out to sparky.
-i tootled over for arvo tea: a toasted ham, cheese and mayo sandwhich. too bad, i oly got 1 slice of cheese, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin, but oh well. i was lucky enough to get 2 slices on thursday, so this week has been satisfied. my sandwhich was cut up into 4 squares, and i also got a cup of tetley tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey.
-i went and played piano for awhile, both hands.
-at 6pm, ursula flicked on 7's news for me. she also passed me 3 small crackers and gave my left hand/arm a massage.
-after the news, she made me walk to the toilet once, made me walk over to wash and dry my left hand, and made me walk back to sparky.
-we watched some not-famous movie on 7 and had a chat. her son clinton works for some soil testing company and the lucky things, they're having honey chicken for dinner tonight! *drools* :P
-dad and PIG mum came home a little b4 7:30pm. i went once more to the bathroom, then signed ursula off, saying my thanks and byes. she still hasn't got her computer fixed yet. ><
-dear dad called dinner: rice tonight, with some pork, lotsa garlic stem and a bit of onion. all washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY waereddown pear juice. then i tootled back online.
-well, so ends my post for today, coz it's past 9:30pm and PIG mum is therefore kicking me off to be. fingers crossed for some yummy lunch toms, and i also hope to see you all at church!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. a happy chinese new year's eve for toms!
P.P.S. poor sam stosur - out of the australian open. all our hopes rest on you now, dokic! onlty i have no idea why you prefer to be called 'dokitch'. :P
-repeat everything that i typed out on thursday. still the same. ><
-but, after PIG mum left for work, i took myself to the pot once more:all without killing myself! hehe, yay, go me!
righteo, here come the spotty points :P for today!
-i was a happy pig this morning, cuddling up to my chilli PIG sausage :P
-dad came in, gave me 10 then he gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply? )
-i went to sparky. uncle wallace rocked up, so first session: OT. lotsa arm lifting, etc.
-dad fed me breakfast afterwards. a little bit of egg and ham on toast, folded in half and a glass of plain milk. thanks to dad for folding it in half for me.
-uncle wallace left, PIG mum came home, and lunch was a bowl of 2 min noodles with another glass o lain milk.
-PIG mum rocked off upstairs to bed, and i waited for vincent the physio to come, making second session: PT.
-he dragged me up the stairs twice; we went to the side room; coz PIG mum had taken my pretty room for a snooze.
-when vincent the physio left, i read for awhile until my ursula birdie came!
-shower first - hairwash today. then ursula got me redressed, handed me my cane back, and i hobbled back out to sparky.
-i tootled over for arvo tea: a toasted ham, cheese and mayo sandwhich. too bad, i oly got 1 slice of cheese, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin, but oh well. i was lucky enough to get 2 slices on thursday, so this week has been satisfied. my sandwhich was cut up into 4 squares, and i also got a cup of tetley tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey.
-i went and played piano for awhile, both hands.
-at 6pm, ursula flicked on 7's news for me. she also passed me 3 small crackers and gave my left hand/arm a massage.
-after the news, she made me walk to the toilet once, made me walk over to wash and dry my left hand, and made me walk back to sparky.
-we watched some not-famous movie on 7 and had a chat. her son clinton works for some soil testing company and the lucky things, they're having honey chicken for dinner tonight! *drools* :P
-dad and PIG mum came home a little b4 7:30pm. i went once more to the bathroom, then signed ursula off, saying my thanks and byes. she still hasn't got her computer fixed yet. ><
-dear dad called dinner: rice tonight, with some pork, lotsa garlic stem and a bit of onion. all washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY waereddown pear juice. then i tootled back online.
-well, so ends my post for today, coz it's past 9:30pm and PIG mum is therefore kicking me off to be. fingers crossed for some yummy lunch toms, and i also hope to see you all at church!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. a happy chinese new year's eve for toms!
P.P.S. poor sam stosur - out of the australian open. all our hopes rest on you now, dokic! onlty i have no idea why you prefer to be called 'dokitch'. :P
Friday, January 23, 2009
good afternoon! spam count for the week is 160, BTW.
on second thoughts, i won't be able to start a new blog after all; because 1. PIG mum won't allow me to write sth that her prying eyes can't read 2. umm ... i only have one reason. i did offer to just keep it in a word document but just password it, but PIG mum refused that too. oh well ... ><" - umm, door bell's just rang. i think that's my new carer! so i'll bbl after 7pm, ok? time is now ... 2:57pm
evening, all! time is now 7:37pm, and my final plodding total for today stands at 3570. i reset my pedometer after that, but trust PIG mum not to trust me and take a look for herself. firstly, regarding last night:
-repeat everything that ityped out on thursday. oh, bar one thing:
-i did a stinky unspeakable, and wiped myself too! but much thanks to PIG mum who helped me yank my daks up coz i was sweating pretty badly, it was so hot/stuffy.
-thankfully, another dry night~
-oh, one last thing: this morning, i managed to take myself to the loo without requiring any assistance at all from PIG mum! yay, go me~~
-funny thing is, whenever i remember, i usually ask PIG mum to come in and let me have a tinkle in the loo, if it's after 3 hrs. she says yes every single time, but inevitably, i'll wake up at like 7am with a full bladder that's just about to burst. when i ask PIG mum about why she didn't get me up to go to the loo, she answers:" oh, i had a great sleep last night. didn't wake up at all until you called me." fair enough, but i KNOW for a fact that PIG mum ALWAYS wakes up during the night. it seems a little suss that she has such a PERFECT sleep night after night ... oh well.
righteo, here come the spotty points :P for the day!
-PIG mum dug me up this morning, got me kitted, then happily made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk out to the gobbling table.
-i did my usual routine(ie spitting out mouth splint, washing and drying both hands, drinking half a glass of water).
-breakfast was nutri-grain - i honestly consider myself very lucky that i got 10 spoonfuls of cereal! coz usually, PIG mum stops me after 7 or so spoonfuls.
-PIG mum kindly popped me my pills for the day: a fish oil, a bilberry, a cranberry, and a garlic, coz she said i was exploding quite dreadfully. ><"
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made (i would use 'FORCE', but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk to the car. off she tootled us to hydro, listening to the ROTK soundtrack.
-we parked, then PIG mum gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk in.
-my turn, and i was PLUNGED :P (ant-slow, remember? :P) into the water.
-left-arm exercises, cycling, walking forwards and sideways. kind ann consented to let me dunk my head in once at the end. yay!
-i got winched out, swapped to a showerchair, then PIG mum kindly wheeled me in for a sprinkle.
-i went and did a stinky unspeakavle afterwards, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me to wipe. then i got redressed b4 PIG mum gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?)me walk back to the car.
-off we tootled to sunnybank oriental for our lunch date with letty!
-i got my favourite 'E'meal, my got her favourite 'H' meal, and letty got the breakfast with the vermicelli. i drank a hot horlicks (thanks to PIG mum who kindly let me put a smidgenof sugar into it), PIG mum had a cold lemon tea, and i can't remember what letty drank, sorry. she will go to work toms at calamvale central toms, though. and her older sister zelda works as a computer programmer.
-PIG mum kindly shouted letty, then, time to go, she happily made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk back to the car.
-off we tootled to garbo to pick up my new glasses!
-PIG mum let me thankfully switch back to sparkless on arrival, and i heeled myself in.
-first stop, a loo trip. but tell me, why do perfectly capable people use the disabled toilets? i plan to ask PIG mum that question next time that happens again. LOUDLY :P
- i wheeled myself to wash and dry both hands as PIG mum used the loo herself.
-then i wheeled myself to the glasses shop. success! i just got PIG mum to take a pikkie with my mobile of me wearing my old glasses for the last time.
-next stop, big W. i wheeled myself there, so i could get bday cards and presents for my beloved dad and dear pole plop.
-PIG mum also picked up some bean bag beans to stuff that cushion that aunty june wong had kindly sewed for my left arm.
-we paid, and i wheeled myself to woolies, coz PIG mum wanted to pick up some groceries.
-time to go, i wheeled myself back out to our car, and off we tootled home, still listening to ROTK.
-PIG mum gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk back into the house. i went to the loo, so of course she made me dak myself. after i'd delivered a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself, PIG mum made me yank my trousers back up, then she gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk back to sparky.
-i tootled briefgly online until my new carer for the day, susan, arrived. she's a white zimbabewean!
-showerfirst, meaning PIG mum gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk into the laundry.she also made me dak myself b4 i took a seat on my shower chair. hmm ... maybe i could use the rolly showerchair one day and the wheel-less one the other?
-i introduced my oven mitt :P to susan, and she gave me a surprisingly hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle b4 she flicked the water off, got dried and redressed. turns out she's studying to become an OT at uni!
-i staggered back out to sparky, then rolled over for arvo tea.
-a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin, but oh well. this week has already been satisfied. and a cup of some tetley tea/hot water - PIG mum only gave me half a teaspoon of honey. >< i don't understand - is it really such a terrible SIN to take your tea white and two?
-susan made herself a nice cup of rice green tea - the poor thing; she's lactose intolerant! ><
-i then went to practise piano, both hands.
-PIG mum let susan go when aunty peggy arrived; i hope she'll come back again! she's a nice lady~
-we made shallot-flavoured pancakes! PIG mum enjoyed herself the most making my left hand do all sorts of task.
-dearest daddy arriced home as wewere making - he even helped me squash the dough of the last piece.
-PIG mum then showed off her skills as a cook by frying the pancakes. we taste-tested some, deciding that it was umm, well, tasteless :P so aunty peggy suggested that we dab it in soya sauce or sprinkle some salt on it.
-PIG mum gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk over to the bathroom to wash and dry both my flour-encrusted hands. i went for a tinkle afterwards, b4 going back to sparky.
-we said our thanks and byes to aunty peggy. dear dad soon called dinner after that: a piece of my yummy shallot-flavoured pancake, with a truly TINY smattering of salt, a single piece of lettuce, and a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY, watered-down pear juice.
- i tootled back online, and so ends my blog post for today! dear dad's gone to uncle ching's or uncle tyrone's to watch the blockbuster safin/federer match. PIG mum and i are in agreement - go safin! hope everyone has a great weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my blog tonight.
on second thoughts, i won't be able to start a new blog after all; because 1. PIG mum won't allow me to write sth that her prying eyes can't read 2. umm ... i only have one reason. i did offer to just keep it in a word document but just password it, but PIG mum refused that too. oh well ... ><" - umm, door bell's just rang. i think that's my new carer! so i'll bbl after 7pm, ok? time is now ... 2:57pm
evening, all! time is now 7:37pm, and my final plodding total for today stands at 3570. i reset my pedometer after that, but trust PIG mum not to trust me and take a look for herself. firstly, regarding last night:
-repeat everything that ityped out on thursday. oh, bar one thing:
-i did a stinky unspeakable, and wiped myself too! but much thanks to PIG mum who helped me yank my daks up coz i was sweating pretty badly, it was so hot/stuffy.
-thankfully, another dry night~
-oh, one last thing: this morning, i managed to take myself to the loo without requiring any assistance at all from PIG mum! yay, go me~~
-funny thing is, whenever i remember, i usually ask PIG mum to come in and let me have a tinkle in the loo, if it's after 3 hrs. she says yes every single time, but inevitably, i'll wake up at like 7am with a full bladder that's just about to burst. when i ask PIG mum about why she didn't get me up to go to the loo, she answers:" oh, i had a great sleep last night. didn't wake up at all until you called me." fair enough, but i KNOW for a fact that PIG mum ALWAYS wakes up during the night. it seems a little suss that she has such a PERFECT sleep night after night ... oh well.
righteo, here come the spotty points :P for the day!
-PIG mum dug me up this morning, got me kitted, then happily made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk out to the gobbling table.
-i did my usual routine(ie spitting out mouth splint, washing and drying both hands, drinking half a glass of water).
-breakfast was nutri-grain - i honestly consider myself very lucky that i got 10 spoonfuls of cereal! coz usually, PIG mum stops me after 7 or so spoonfuls.
-PIG mum kindly popped me my pills for the day: a fish oil, a bilberry, a cranberry, and a garlic, coz she said i was exploding quite dreadfully. ><"
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully made (i would use 'FORCE', but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk to the car. off she tootled us to hydro, listening to the ROTK soundtrack.
-we parked, then PIG mum gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk in.
-my turn, and i was PLUNGED :P (ant-slow, remember? :P) into the water.
-left-arm exercises, cycling, walking forwards and sideways. kind ann consented to let me dunk my head in once at the end. yay!
-i got winched out, swapped to a showerchair, then PIG mum kindly wheeled me in for a sprinkle.
-i went and did a stinky unspeakavle afterwards, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me to wipe. then i got redressed b4 PIG mum gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?)me walk back to the car.
-off we tootled to sunnybank oriental for our lunch date with letty!
-i got my favourite 'E'meal, my got her favourite 'H' meal, and letty got the breakfast with the vermicelli. i drank a hot horlicks (thanks to PIG mum who kindly let me put a smidgenof sugar into it), PIG mum had a cold lemon tea, and i can't remember what letty drank, sorry. she will go to work toms at calamvale central toms, though. and her older sister zelda works as a computer programmer.
-PIG mum kindly shouted letty, then, time to go, she happily made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk back to the car.
-off we tootled to garbo to pick up my new glasses!
-PIG mum let me thankfully switch back to sparkless on arrival, and i heeled myself in.
-first stop, a loo trip. but tell me, why do perfectly capable people use the disabled toilets? i plan to ask PIG mum that question next time that happens again. LOUDLY :P
- i wheeled myself to wash and dry both hands as PIG mum used the loo herself.
-then i wheeled myself to the glasses shop. success! i just got PIG mum to take a pikkie with my mobile of me wearing my old glasses for the last time.
-next stop, big W. i wheeled myself there, so i could get bday cards and presents for my beloved dad and dear pole plop.
-PIG mum also picked up some bean bag beans to stuff that cushion that aunty june wong had kindly sewed for my left arm.
-we paid, and i wheeled myself to woolies, coz PIG mum wanted to pick up some groceries.
-time to go, i wheeled myself back out to our car, and off we tootled home, still listening to ROTK.
-PIG mum gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk back into the house. i went to the loo, so of course she made me dak myself. after i'd delivered a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself, PIG mum made me yank my trousers back up, then she gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk back to sparky.
-i tootled briefgly online until my new carer for the day, susan, arrived. she's a white zimbabewean!
-showerfirst, meaning PIG mum gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk into the laundry.she also made me dak myself b4 i took a seat on my shower chair. hmm ... maybe i could use the rolly showerchair one day and the wheel-less one the other?
-i introduced my oven mitt :P to susan, and she gave me a surprisingly hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle b4 she flicked the water off, got dried and redressed. turns out she's studying to become an OT at uni!
-i staggered back out to sparky, then rolled over for arvo tea.
-a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin, but oh well. this week has already been satisfied. and a cup of some tetley tea/hot water - PIG mum only gave me half a teaspoon of honey. >< i don't understand - is it really such a terrible SIN to take your tea white and two?
-susan made herself a nice cup of rice green tea - the poor thing; she's lactose intolerant! ><
-i then went to practise piano, both hands.
-PIG mum let susan go when aunty peggy arrived; i hope she'll come back again! she's a nice lady~
-we made shallot-flavoured pancakes! PIG mum enjoyed herself the most making my left hand do all sorts of task.
-dearest daddy arriced home as wewere making - he even helped me squash the dough of the last piece.
-PIG mum then showed off her skills as a cook by frying the pancakes. we taste-tested some, deciding that it was umm, well, tasteless :P so aunty peggy suggested that we dab it in soya sauce or sprinkle some salt on it.
-PIG mum gleefully made (i would use FORCE, but PIG mum says i'm forbidden to use that word anymore. then i used the word 'contort', but then she said i wasn't allowed to use that either, and that i could only use 'made'. so i used 'MADE' until she told me that i wasn't allowed to do it all in caps, it had to be ALL in lowercase. well, what can i do but comply?) me walk over to the bathroom to wash and dry both my flour-encrusted hands. i went for a tinkle afterwards, b4 going back to sparky.
-we said our thanks and byes to aunty peggy. dear dad soon called dinner after that: a piece of my yummy shallot-flavoured pancake, with a truly TINY smattering of salt, a single piece of lettuce, and a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY, watered-down pear juice.
- i tootled back online, and so ends my blog post for today! dear dad's gone to uncle ching's or uncle tyrone's to watch the blockbuster safin/federer match. PIG mum and i are in agreement - go safin! hope everyone has a great weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my blog tonight.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
wednesday and thursday post
good afternoon, all! i won't say how many steps i've plodded yet, coz my plodding for the day still hasn't finished yet. from what i remember, PIG mum will still make em to plod a couple of hundred more steps b4 the day is out. oh well. ok, since it's a thursday, means i get to type out what happened last night all out in full:
1. PIG mum made em to walk from the fridge back to the bathroom.
2. i had to stand while brushing my teeth, but i'm sure that's no surprise whatsoever.
3. PIG mum made my right hand to hold onto the teethpaste, while she make my left hand to squeeze out the teethpaste. :P
4. because my right hand had taken the first rinse, PIG mum made my left hand to rinse 4x together to make up for it. i say it every week, i've no idea why, but i can only comply.
5. after washing both hands, PIG mum gleefully made me to walk over and dry them both.
6. PIG mum gleefully made me to walk over to the toilet.
7. PIG mum made me to pull down my own daks for a tinkle.
- i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself too!
8. when i stood back up, PIG mum made me to pull my daks back up.
9. PIG mum gleefully made me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand.
10. PIG mum gleefully made me to walk back to my bedroom.
11. still no pull-up pants. argh. >< and i think it was an unsuccessful night too. double argh. ><
-sorry, bernie's here now, so i'll bbl after 7pm, ok? time is now ... 3:05pm.
-*burp* hey! it's only 4:17pm right now; i've just come back to type an extra sentence or 2 while bernie and PIG mum are having a yak. so, PIG mum made me to walk into the laundry; bernie kindly gave me a nice hot shower, no hairwash today, but i did just wet my hair for the sake of it. then i had a tinkle b4 bernie got me dried, redressed, and helped me stagger back out to sparky.
-arvo tea: yay, this week's goal has been satisfied! a toasted cheese - yippee! 2 slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles. PIG mum immedately snatched away my sandwhich triangles so she could eat all the crusts, and i also had a single slice of beautiful shallot-flavoured pancake kindly given to us by mel. oops, but i've lost her email addy ><" oops.
-bernie is kindly giving my left arm a massage right now; while she and PIG mum are having a yak about dad's mum. so, where was i?
-oops, it's now 7:53pm, and my final plodding total for today is now 2422. to be honest, i can scarcely remember what i did on wed, so let's just go with the spotty points :P for thursday, yeah?
-PIG mum dug me up. i got kitted, then she gleefully MADE (PIG mum . oh well, 'made' will just have to suffice.) me walk to the gobbling table. :P
-breakfast was nutri-grain. actually, it's really sweet!
-PG mum kindly popped me my pills for the day: a fish oil, a bilberry, a cranberry and a garlic (coz she says my nose was leaking quite dreadfully. ><)
-time to go, PG mum MADE me walk to the car. off we tootled to hydro, but i can't honestly remember what we listened to ><" oh, thanks to PIG mum who tells me it was the ROTK soundtrack.
-PIGmum MADE me walk in, and after strapping up my left ankle she dropped me into the barely lukewarm water.
-so, squatting, cycling, floating, walking, and dunking my head in. :P i did warn her first, though! :P oh, and we used a blue noodle too.
-i met ann's daughter too! her name is sarah or sarah-jane, and she's 25. she's all fine, just grabbing some exercises in the pool.
-i started freezing as anne winched me outta the pool.PIG mum wheeled me in and warmed me up, but no soap or shampoo or anything.
-i went for tinkle afterwards, which turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me wipe.
-i got redressed, then PIG mum gleefully MADE me walk back out to the car, where we tootled home, still listening to ROTK.
-PIG mum gleefully MADE me walk back inside to sparky once we got home. then i rang dear dad. :)
-lunch was rice, lotsa garlic stem and some pork, i think. PIG mum spent her time watching the tennis.
-i tootled online until bernie came.
-shower first, meaing PIG mum gleefully MADE me walk in, then she also made me dak myself b4 i sat down for a shower. bernie helped me with my back, behind and right arm, i did all the rest myself with my cool oven mitt. :P
-bernie dried, redressed me, then handed me my walking stick and i hobbled back out to sparky.
-after afternoon tea, PIG mum made me walk out to bernie's car. (N.B. now, apart from being forbidden to use 'force', forbidden to use 'extort, i'm also forbidden to use 'made' in caps. argh, the need to open a private blog is starting to look more and more like a necessity.)
-bernie tootled us off to vincent the physio's. she swapped me back to sparkless and i wheeled myself in.
-vincent the physio handed me a gossip mag to read for awhile to wait for my go.
-soon enough, he came for me, making me walk in, and delivering a comfy, if ouchy massage. most ouchy award of the day goes, as always, goes to my left foot. second place goes to my left arm.
-good to hear that i wasn't so freaked out about turning over! but too bad, vincent the physio and katjie jie can't make it to our place for dinner on chinese new year, coz they have to go to his dad's younger sister's place.
- after my massage, vincent the physio had me walk out and i plopped back into sparkless. bernie traded him some cash for a receipt, then i wheeled myself back to her car.
-bernie tootled us back home. turns out that her bday is on the 30th may!
-PIG mum met us back home, Making me walk in. (argh, this poor blog really is looking shortlived; PIG mum is now refusing me permission just to capatitalise the FIRST letter of the word 'make'! ah well. ><) no surprise there, she also made me dak myself. but much thanks to bernie who came in after i was done and yanked them back up for me.
-i went to plop back into sparky, and tootled over to watch 7's 6pm news, read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella, sport by ben davis, and sorry, i forgot who did the weather. either liz cantor or ... lol, i can't even remember the other lady's name! >< my bad...
-bernie kindly fed me a ya pear as i was watching the news; i shared with her a slice, of course.
-once the news was over, bernie took me to the loo once more b4 i signed her off and we said our thanks and byes. she'll be back next wednesday.
-dinnertime! rice tonight, with pork and garlic stem. oh, and PIG mum made some mince too. lol, she's having a sulk now coz i forgot she had made it at first. :P all washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY, watered-down pear juice. oh, PIG mum also made my left hand cling onto the bowl as i was eating.
-i tootled back online. dear dad's prolly watching the tennis/snoring his head off :P while PIG mum has come over to spy on me and wrench/tear my left thumb out of its lossely clenched fist. well, she says it's tightly. oh well.
-ok, so ends the spotty [points for today! i'm heading for an episode of naruto b4 i hit the sack. toms i've got hydro again, then brunch with letty at sunnybank oriental. hope she'll remember! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
1. PIG mum made em to walk from the fridge back to the bathroom.
2. i had to stand while brushing my teeth, but i'm sure that's no surprise whatsoever.
3. PIG mum made my right hand to hold onto the teethpaste, while she make my left hand to squeeze out the teethpaste. :P
4. because my right hand had taken the first rinse, PIG mum made my left hand to rinse 4x together to make up for it. i say it every week, i've no idea why, but i can only comply.
5. after washing both hands, PIG mum gleefully made me to walk over and dry them both.
6. PIG mum gleefully made me to walk over to the toilet.
7. PIG mum made me to pull down my own daks for a tinkle.
- i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself too!
8. when i stood back up, PIG mum made me to pull my daks back up.
9. PIG mum gleefully made me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand.
10. PIG mum gleefully made me to walk back to my bedroom.
11. still no pull-up pants. argh. >< and i think it was an unsuccessful night too. double argh. ><
-sorry, bernie's here now, so i'll bbl after 7pm, ok? time is now ... 3:05pm.
-*burp* hey! it's only 4:17pm right now; i've just come back to type an extra sentence or 2 while bernie and PIG mum are having a yak. so, PIG mum made me to walk into the laundry; bernie kindly gave me a nice hot shower, no hairwash today, but i did just wet my hair for the sake of it. then i had a tinkle b4 bernie got me dried, redressed, and helped me stagger back out to sparky.
-arvo tea: yay, this week's goal has been satisfied! a toasted cheese - yippee! 2 slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles. PIG mum immedately snatched away my sandwhich triangles so she could eat all the crusts, and i also had a single slice of beautiful shallot-flavoured pancake kindly given to us by mel. oops, but i've lost her email addy ><" oops.
-bernie is kindly giving my left arm a massage right now; while she and PIG mum are having a yak about dad's mum. so, where was i?
-oops, it's now 7:53pm, and my final plodding total for today is now 2422. to be honest, i can scarcely remember what i did on wed, so let's just go with the spotty points :P for thursday, yeah?
-PIG mum dug me up. i got kitted, then she gleefully MADE (PIG mum . oh well, 'made' will just have to suffice.) me walk to the gobbling table. :P
-breakfast was nutri-grain. actually, it's really sweet!
-PG mum kindly popped me my pills for the day: a fish oil, a bilberry, a cranberry and a garlic (coz she says my nose was leaking quite dreadfully. ><)
-time to go, PG mum MADE me walk to the car. off we tootled to hydro, but i can't honestly remember what we listened to ><" oh, thanks to PIG mum who tells me it was the ROTK soundtrack.
-PIGmum MADE me walk in, and after strapping up my left ankle she dropped me into the barely lukewarm water.
-so, squatting, cycling, floating, walking, and dunking my head in. :P i did warn her first, though! :P oh, and we used a blue noodle too.
-i met ann's daughter too! her name is sarah or sarah-jane, and she's 25. she's all fine, just grabbing some exercises in the pool.
-i started freezing as anne winched me outta the pool.PIG mum wheeled me in and warmed me up, but no soap or shampoo or anything.
-i went for tinkle afterwards, which turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me wipe.
-i got redressed, then PIG mum gleefully MADE me walk back out to the car, where we tootled home, still listening to ROTK.
-PIG mum gleefully MADE me walk back inside to sparky once we got home. then i rang dear dad. :)
-lunch was rice, lotsa garlic stem and some pork, i think. PIG mum spent her time watching the tennis.
-i tootled online until bernie came.
-shower first, meaing PIG mum gleefully MADE me walk in, then she also made me dak myself b4 i sat down for a shower. bernie helped me with my back, behind and right arm, i did all the rest myself with my cool oven mitt. :P
-bernie dried, redressed me, then handed me my walking stick and i hobbled back out to sparky.
-after afternoon tea, PIG mum made me walk out to bernie's car. (N.B. now, apart from being forbidden to use 'force', forbidden to use 'extort, i'm also forbidden to use 'made' in caps. argh, the need to open a private blog is starting to look more and more like a necessity.)
-bernie tootled us off to vincent the physio's. she swapped me back to sparkless and i wheeled myself in.
-vincent the physio handed me a gossip mag to read for awhile to wait for my go.
-soon enough, he came for me, making me walk in, and delivering a comfy, if ouchy massage. most ouchy award of the day goes, as always, goes to my left foot. second place goes to my left arm.
-good to hear that i wasn't so freaked out about turning over! but too bad, vincent the physio and katjie jie can't make it to our place for dinner on chinese new year, coz they have to go to his dad's younger sister's place.
- after my massage, vincent the physio had me walk out and i plopped back into sparkless. bernie traded him some cash for a receipt, then i wheeled myself back to her car.
-bernie tootled us back home. turns out that her bday is on the 30th may!
-PIG mum met us back home, Making me walk in. (argh, this poor blog really is looking shortlived; PIG mum is now refusing me permission just to capatitalise the FIRST letter of the word 'make'! ah well. ><) no surprise there, she also made me dak myself. but much thanks to bernie who came in after i was done and yanked them back up for me.
-i went to plop back into sparky, and tootled over to watch 7's 6pm news, read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella, sport by ben davis, and sorry, i forgot who did the weather. either liz cantor or ... lol, i can't even remember the other lady's name! >< my bad...
-bernie kindly fed me a ya pear as i was watching the news; i shared with her a slice, of course.
-once the news was over, bernie took me to the loo once more b4 i signed her off and we said our thanks and byes. she'll be back next wednesday.
-dinnertime! rice tonight, with pork and garlic stem. oh, and PIG mum made some mince too. lol, she's having a sulk now coz i forgot she had made it at first. :P all washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY, watered-down pear juice. oh, PIG mum also made my left hand cling onto the bowl as i was eating.
-i tootled back online. dear dad's prolly watching the tennis/snoring his head off :P while PIG mum has come over to spy on me and wrench/tear my left thumb out of its lossely clenched fist. well, she says it's tightly. oh well.
-ok, so ends the spotty [points for today! i'm heading for an episode of naruto b4 i hit the sack. toms i've got hydro again, then brunch with letty at sunnybank oriental. hope she'll remember! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
tuesday post
good evening! em plodded 3516 steps today. 350 or so were at hydro. and my poor dad ... my PIG mum is bashing him up! >< ok, first, regarding last night:
-just repeat everything that i typed out on thursday. still the same. ><
anyways, eep i have so much to catch up on, and so little time! *sigh* oh well. so let's continue, starting from sunday arvo, ok?
-alma gave me a shower first, then dried and redressed me. i clung onto my stick for dear life and walked back out to crash into sparky.
-i tootled over for arvo tea: a cup of tetley's tea sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, and a toasted ham, cheese and mayo sandwhich. too bad, i only got one slice of cheese, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin, but oh well. still 6 days left in the week - surely i'll get 2 slices on ONE day! that's all i ask.
-i honestly can't remember what we did; my guess would be lotsa hand exercises and piano practice, both hands.
-TV was flicked on at 6pm, we watched the news.
-after the news, alma took me to the loo once more then i signed her off. we said our thanks and byes.
-i honestly can't remember what dinner was, but i'm sure it consisted of rice, lotsa vegies, some meat, and a cup of yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-then i just tootled online for awhile b4 PIG mum decided to kick me to bed. i did the usual nightly rotine, then hit the sack. zzz. :P
tuesday: PIG mum dug me up, made me put my own crop top and shirt on, then happily extorted me to walk out to the gobbling table. :P
-i did the usual routine, b4 settling down to my yummy breakfast of coco pops coco rocks.
-PIG mum kindly popped me my pills for the day.
-time to go, PIG mum happily extorted me to walk out to the car.
-off we tootled to the PA, listening to westlife.
-luckily, we found a carpark close to the entrance. PIG mum hopped out and happily extorted me to walk into the day physio.
-PT with dom dom started. mrs. mouse popped along for a yak, and i told her that i knew her husband's name was bernard, her son's was phillipe, and her daughter's was ... poop, i've already managed to forget it! >< she laughed, then told me they had a beagle, too, whose name was sniffy. cute!
-basically, just lotsa walking with dom dom. oh, and a few left hand exercises.
-at midday, PIG mum came to pick me up, and happily extorted me to walk back to the car. we bumped into uncle wilbur too, and had a yak.
-PIG mum tootled us off to sunnybank oriental. sadly, there were no disabled parking spots available, meaning PIG mum happily parked further then gleefully extorted me to walk in.
-kylie was already there!so we took a seat and ordered. i got my favourite spaghetti meal with chicken and onion and a cold milk tea, PIG mum got the (i think) B meal and a cold lemon water, while kylie just got some spicy noodles. turns out she knows one of the workers there!i think she said they'd worked at the convention entre together. i made the mistake of calling him 'uncle', only to be told by PIG mum i should only call him 'older brother'. oops, sorry, mate! ><
-thanks to kylie who'd gotten us some souvenirs from the UK! when i have time, i must remember to put them up on my LJ. lol, i haven't even put up my xmas presents yet! ><"
-ai, PIG mum is booting me off to bed now. i've been on for ... what? 30mins of my MEASELY 2hr limit?
-oh well, goodnite, all! i'll be going to the library toms! hope it'll be fun! and cool - maybe i can get a new library card?
cheers,
em. ^^
-just repeat everything that i typed out on thursday. still the same. ><
anyways, eep i have so much to catch up on, and so little time! *sigh* oh well. so let's continue, starting from sunday arvo, ok?
-alma gave me a shower first, then dried and redressed me. i clung onto my stick for dear life and walked back out to crash into sparky.
-i tootled over for arvo tea: a cup of tetley's tea sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, and a toasted ham, cheese and mayo sandwhich. too bad, i only got one slice of cheese, meaning that it was ENTIRELY too thin, but oh well. still 6 days left in the week - surely i'll get 2 slices on ONE day! that's all i ask.
-i honestly can't remember what we did; my guess would be lotsa hand exercises and piano practice, both hands.
-TV was flicked on at 6pm, we watched the news.
-after the news, alma took me to the loo once more then i signed her off. we said our thanks and byes.
-i honestly can't remember what dinner was, but i'm sure it consisted of rice, lotsa vegies, some meat, and a cup of yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice.
-then i just tootled online for awhile b4 PIG mum decided to kick me to bed. i did the usual nightly rotine, then hit the sack. zzz. :P
tuesday: PIG mum dug me up, made me put my own crop top and shirt on, then happily extorted me to walk out to the gobbling table. :P
-i did the usual routine, b4 settling down to my yummy breakfast of coco pops coco rocks.
-PIG mum kindly popped me my pills for the day.
-time to go, PIG mum happily extorted me to walk out to the car.
-off we tootled to the PA, listening to westlife.
-luckily, we found a carpark close to the entrance. PIG mum hopped out and happily extorted me to walk into the day physio.
-PT with dom dom started. mrs. mouse popped along for a yak, and i told her that i knew her husband's name was bernard, her son's was phillipe, and her daughter's was ... poop, i've already managed to forget it! >< she laughed, then told me they had a beagle, too, whose name was sniffy. cute!
-basically, just lotsa walking with dom dom. oh, and a few left hand exercises.
-at midday, PIG mum came to pick me up, and happily extorted me to walk back to the car. we bumped into uncle wilbur too, and had a yak.
-PIG mum tootled us off to sunnybank oriental. sadly, there were no disabled parking spots available, meaning PIG mum happily parked further then gleefully extorted me to walk in.
-kylie was already there!so we took a seat and ordered. i got my favourite spaghetti meal with chicken and onion and a cold milk tea, PIG mum got the (i think) B meal and a cold lemon water, while kylie just got some spicy noodles. turns out she knows one of the workers there!i think she said they'd worked at the convention entre together. i made the mistake of calling him 'uncle', only to be told by PIG mum i should only call him 'older brother'. oops, sorry, mate! ><
-thanks to kylie who'd gotten us some souvenirs from the UK! when i have time, i must remember to put them up on my LJ. lol, i haven't even put up my xmas presents yet! ><"
-ai, PIG mum is booting me off to bed now. i've been on for ... what? 30mins of my MEASELY 2hr limit?
-oh well, goodnite, all! i'll be going to the library toms! hope it'll be fun! and cool - maybe i can get a new library card?
cheers,
em. ^^
Monday, January 19, 2009
monday post
good evening, peoples!well, PIG mum made em plod 6529 steps today. i would use the word 'forced', but PIG mum's forbidden me from doing that, and therefore i can only comply. ok, regarding both sunday and saturday nights:
-repeat what i typed out on thursday.
anyways, let's start with the spotty points for sunday, yeah? :P
-PIG mum woke me up, made me put on my own crop top and tee, then slapped on everything else and gleefully made me walk out to the gobbling table. :P
-i spat out my mouth splint, drank the required glass of waterand kissed my beloved dad a good morning.
-looking at the piece of toast on the table b4 me, i wondered if my parents were going to make me spread it, when PIG mum suddenly shows up, whips everything away, says, "too late now. you'll just have to eat it plain." so i did. with a plain glass of milk. and it was surprisingly good! :P lol. think i still prefer my toast with something on them, if possible.
-parents gleefully made me walk out to the car, and off we tootled to church, listening to nothing. so i knew better than to ask for permission to sing out loud and just sang in my head.
-dad rocked off to the canto service on arrival, leaving PIG mum to gleefully make me walk in.
-worship team ... shabach? speaker today was dear uncle/pastor chong, who spoke on intercessory prayer. did you know, it won WW2 for the allies?
-no communion fterwards, so PIG mum gleefully made me walk into the loo, made me pull my pants down, made me pull them back up afterwards. i also washed and dried my right hand, b4 she gleefully made me walk back outside.
-i took a seat and yakked to a few ppl - e.g. ross. too bad, i can never remember if his bday's on the 5th or 8th or 11th december! >< haha, knowing me, it'll be none of those dates. :P
-PIG mum made me walk back out to the car, and we had a yak to a few ore people, e.g. uncle martin.
-dear dad tumbled in, and i thought we could go to foodcourt to pick up some lunch, but no. he tootles us home instead.
-so, PIG mum makes me walk in. i head for the toilet, so no surprise there when she also makes me dak myself and pull my trousers back up when i'm done. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable, and wiped myself too. then, PIG mum makes me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she gleefully makes me walk back to my bedroom, where she orders a nap. so i obediently pigged away :P
-i woke up hungry, and called dad, who let me go in the pot once, of course also making me pull my daks up and down (reverse that order, sorry :P). then, he makes me walk out. i try to head for sparky, only to have him flip it to manual, to my frustration. >< in the end, it is PIG mum who comes to grab me, as ding dong! alma arrives at 2pm. originally, PIG mum had asked her to come at 1pm, but she couldn't make it here until 2pm. so PIG mum makes me walk in
-sorry, PIG mum is booting me off now. guess i'll have to write about today's, yesterday's, AND tomorrow's post toms, if i get the chance.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry, i must've forgotten to reset my pedometer last night. in that case, i guess i plodded 2176.3 recurring steps each on saturday, monday and sunday. lol! :P
-repeat what i typed out on thursday.
anyways, let's start with the spotty points for sunday, yeah? :P
-PIG mum woke me up, made me put on my own crop top and tee, then slapped on everything else and gleefully made me walk out to the gobbling table. :P
-i spat out my mouth splint, drank the required glass of waterand kissed my beloved dad a good morning.
-looking at the piece of toast on the table b4 me, i wondered if my parents were going to make me spread it, when PIG mum suddenly shows up, whips everything away, says, "too late now. you'll just have to eat it plain." so i did. with a plain glass of milk. and it was surprisingly good! :P lol. think i still prefer my toast with something on them, if possible.
-parents gleefully made me walk out to the car, and off we tootled to church, listening to nothing. so i knew better than to ask for permission to sing out loud and just sang in my head.
-dad rocked off to the canto service on arrival, leaving PIG mum to gleefully make me walk in.
-worship team ... shabach? speaker today was dear uncle/pastor chong, who spoke on intercessory prayer. did you know, it won WW2 for the allies?
-no communion fterwards, so PIG mum gleefully made me walk into the loo, made me pull my pants down, made me pull them back up afterwards. i also washed and dried my right hand, b4 she gleefully made me walk back outside.
-i took a seat and yakked to a few ppl - e.g. ross. too bad, i can never remember if his bday's on the 5th or 8th or 11th december! >< haha, knowing me, it'll be none of those dates. :P
-PIG mum made me walk back out to the car, and we had a yak to a few ore people, e.g. uncle martin.
-dear dad tumbled in, and i thought we could go to foodcourt to pick up some lunch, but no. he tootles us home instead.
-so, PIG mum makes me walk in. i head for the toilet, so no surprise there when she also makes me dak myself and pull my trousers back up when i'm done. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable, and wiped myself too. then, PIG mum makes me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she gleefully makes me walk back to my bedroom, where she orders a nap. so i obediently pigged away :P
-i woke up hungry, and called dad, who let me go in the pot once, of course also making me pull my daks up and down (reverse that order, sorry :P). then, he makes me walk out. i try to head for sparky, only to have him flip it to manual, to my frustration. >< in the end, it is PIG mum who comes to grab me, as ding dong! alma arrives at 2pm. originally, PIG mum had asked her to come at 1pm, but she couldn't make it here until 2pm. so PIG mum makes me walk in
-sorry, PIG mum is booting me off now. guess i'll have to write about today's, yesterday's, AND tomorrow's post toms, if i get the chance.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry, i must've forgotten to reset my pedometer last night. in that case, i guess i plodded 2176.3 recurring steps each on saturday, monday and sunday. lol! :P
Saturday, January 17, 2009
saturday post
heylo, and welcome to my new blog! if you made it here, well, that's quite amazing, really. :P i didn't expect you to find it! but yeah, we'll see how long i can keep this one going, yeah? :P anyways, regarding last night:
-just repeat everything i typed out on thursday.
oh yeah - i've decided that i will only update my old blog (taleofepic2) every EVENT - which, i think, the next one will be on jan 26th, australia day. anyways, here comes the spotty points! :P for today!
-first up, em plodded 2875 steps today.
- i was a happy pig all morning, until dad dug me up, coz aunty katherine and uncle wallace were coming over. he got me kitted, and aunty katherine arrived just as he was about to make (coz i've hereby been banned from using the word 'forced') me to walk out to the dining hall. so she gave me a hand, and i went to crash into sparky.
-dear dad kindly made me a piece of toast with yummy ham and egg. i gobbled that down, with a glass of plain milk.
-aunty katherine was a champ, and gave me a comfy massage while i had my breakfast and we had a yak. lol, i told her that she gives a better one than vincent the physio! :P shh... :P
-uncle wallace arrived, and aunty katherine had me walk into the laundry to check out some railings dad wanted to attach to the tiles. so i stood and grasped onto things as ordered, then aunty katherine had me walk back out to sparky.
-uncle wallace had a chat with me - telling me stuff like what 'hypertenacity' means. lol, but trust me, i've already forgotten. >< he also decided with me that he'll come once a fortnight, starting with next saturday. i hope he keeps his word, and doesn't come until the FOLLOWING saturday afterwards! :P
-dad made me to walk into the bathroom, but was very nice and helped dak me. i delivered a stinky unspeakable, wiped myself - and in the correct way too! as demanded by PIG mum - and i was even more surprised when he helped me yank my daks back up. then dad made me to go wash and dry my right hand, b4 he made me walk back to sparky.
-aunty katherine and uncle wallace wrote down their email addresses for me, aunty katherine saying that she expects a weekly report from me, like, what i've done, how many steps i've walked, etcetcetc.
-we said our thanks and byes, and they rocked off. dad grabbed me to sign a belated card he'd gotten for PIG mum, and i got him to sign his name with a smiley face too! and he even drew a nose :P
-PIG mum returned home, and we settled down for lunch - last night's leftovers, so: rice, 5 or so pieces of kailan, a piece or two of ham, and the same again of chicken. PIG mum kindly poured me a glass of plain milk to go with my lunch, and of course, it goes without saying that she made my left hand to hang onto the bowl as i was eating.
-i tootled online briefly until my ursula birdie arrived. so i wished her a very happy new year. and turns out today, the 17th jan, is her son, clinton's, 20th birthday! happy birthday, mate. :)
-PIG mum gleefully made me to walk into the shower, and my ursula birdie gave me a surprisingly hot shower. thanks, ursula!
-it was my first time sitting on the new showerchair, and i'm relieved to say, i didn't fall off. :P
-i had a tinkle as ursula got a towel to dry me and then redress me. oh, and a hairwash today. i introduced her to my oven mitt. :P
-once i was redressed, ursula made me walk out back to sparky, and i tootled over for some arvo tea.
-a cup of tea - PIG mum's just told me it's from the tetley line, thanks - - sweetened with one spoonful of honey, and a toasted ham, cheese and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. of course, i nibbled off all the crusts first, but then didn't feel like being dainty and so gobbled the squares all up in big gulps. :p too bad, it only had in it a single slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin, but the pack's all finished, maybe better luck toms! oh, and it'll be alma/aman coming toms. i hope i won't need a nap again!
-oh, ursula tore me off a small bunch of grapes for arvo tea as well. she nicked 2 herself, i might add. :P
-shortly b4 6pm, ursula poured me half a glass of milk and handed me my chocolate freddo to eat. i just took 3 chomps out of it and saved the rest for another day. i mean, hey, it's gotta last all the way till friday!
-ursula flicked off the aircon and flicked on the TV at 6pm, to watch 7s news, read out by talitha cummins, sport by ben davis, forgot who did the weather, sorry, and beach by liz cantor.
-after the news, ursula made me walk to the loo. i dakked myself, sat for a tinkle, stood back up, and yanked my trousers back up. ursula then made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made me to walk back to sparky.
-we watched funniest home videos for awhile, laughing at what IDIOTS some people were. :P
-PIG mum and dear dad came home at 7pm, just as we started to watch ABC's news.
-i signed my ursula birdie off at 7:30 pm, she'll come back again next saturday.
-i tootled over for dinner as dear dad took the computer, looking for hotels on www.wotif.com for cousin teresa and her family when they come to visit over!
-dear dad prayed with me first - then i tucked in! rice tonight, with lotsa kailan and a few peices/pieces (i've forgotten how to spell, sorry. ><) of yummy chicken. all washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. no surprises here, PIG mum made my left hand hang onto the bowl as i ate.
-i waited until dad had finished with the net and went to watch tennis with PIG mum to tootle back online.
-am going for an episode of naruto now, and the news, if there's time. i hope to see most of yous at church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. haha, you know how my dad calls my chilli sausage chilli PIG sausage? lol, well now my PIG mum just calls him 'fat pig pig'! lol, the poor thing :P
-just repeat everything i typed out on thursday.
oh yeah - i've decided that i will only update my old blog (taleofepic2) every EVENT - which, i think, the next one will be on jan 26th, australia day. anyways, here comes the spotty points! :P for today!
-first up, em plodded 2875 steps today.
- i was a happy pig all morning, until dad dug me up, coz aunty katherine and uncle wallace were coming over. he got me kitted, and aunty katherine arrived just as he was about to make (coz i've hereby been banned from using the word 'forced') me to walk out to the dining hall. so she gave me a hand, and i went to crash into sparky.
-dear dad kindly made me a piece of toast with yummy ham and egg. i gobbled that down, with a glass of plain milk.
-aunty katherine was a champ, and gave me a comfy massage while i had my breakfast and we had a yak. lol, i told her that she gives a better one than vincent the physio! :P shh... :P
-uncle wallace arrived, and aunty katherine had me walk into the laundry to check out some railings dad wanted to attach to the tiles. so i stood and grasped onto things as ordered, then aunty katherine had me walk back out to sparky.
-uncle wallace had a chat with me - telling me stuff like what 'hypertenacity' means. lol, but trust me, i've already forgotten. >< he also decided with me that he'll come once a fortnight, starting with next saturday. i hope he keeps his word, and doesn't come until the FOLLOWING saturday afterwards! :P
-dad made me to walk into the bathroom, but was very nice and helped dak me. i delivered a stinky unspeakable, wiped myself - and in the correct way too! as demanded by PIG mum - and i was even more surprised when he helped me yank my daks back up. then dad made me to go wash and dry my right hand, b4 he made me walk back to sparky.
-aunty katherine and uncle wallace wrote down their email addresses for me, aunty katherine saying that she expects a weekly report from me, like, what i've done, how many steps i've walked, etcetcetc.
-we said our thanks and byes, and they rocked off. dad grabbed me to sign a belated card he'd gotten for PIG mum, and i got him to sign his name with a smiley face too! and he even drew a nose :P
-PIG mum returned home, and we settled down for lunch - last night's leftovers, so: rice, 5 or so pieces of kailan, a piece or two of ham, and the same again of chicken. PIG mum kindly poured me a glass of plain milk to go with my lunch, and of course, it goes without saying that she made my left hand to hang onto the bowl as i was eating.
-i tootled online briefly until my ursula birdie arrived. so i wished her a very happy new year. and turns out today, the 17th jan, is her son, clinton's, 20th birthday! happy birthday, mate. :)
-PIG mum gleefully made me to walk into the shower, and my ursula birdie gave me a surprisingly hot shower. thanks, ursula!
-it was my first time sitting on the new showerchair, and i'm relieved to say, i didn't fall off. :P
-i had a tinkle as ursula got a towel to dry me and then redress me. oh, and a hairwash today. i introduced her to my oven mitt. :P
-once i was redressed, ursula made me walk out back to sparky, and i tootled over for some arvo tea.
-a cup of tea - PIG mum's just told me it's from the tetley line, thanks - - sweetened with one spoonful of honey, and a toasted ham, cheese and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 squares. of course, i nibbled off all the crusts first, but then didn't feel like being dainty and so gobbled the squares all up in big gulps. :p too bad, it only had in it a single slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin, but the pack's all finished, maybe better luck toms! oh, and it'll be alma/aman coming toms. i hope i won't need a nap again!
-oh, ursula tore me off a small bunch of grapes for arvo tea as well. she nicked 2 herself, i might add. :P
-shortly b4 6pm, ursula poured me half a glass of milk and handed me my chocolate freddo to eat. i just took 3 chomps out of it and saved the rest for another day. i mean, hey, it's gotta last all the way till friday!
-ursula flicked off the aircon and flicked on the TV at 6pm, to watch 7s news, read out by talitha cummins, sport by ben davis, forgot who did the weather, sorry, and beach by liz cantor.
-after the news, ursula made me walk to the loo. i dakked myself, sat for a tinkle, stood back up, and yanked my trousers back up. ursula then made me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made me to walk back to sparky.
-we watched funniest home videos for awhile, laughing at what IDIOTS some people were. :P
-PIG mum and dear dad came home at 7pm, just as we started to watch ABC's news.
-i signed my ursula birdie off at 7:30 pm, she'll come back again next saturday.
-i tootled over for dinner as dear dad took the computer, looking for hotels on www.wotif.com for cousin teresa and her family when they come to visit over!
-dear dad prayed with me first - then i tucked in! rice tonight, with lotsa kailan and a few peices/pieces (i've forgotten how to spell, sorry. ><) of yummy chicken. all washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down pear juice. no surprises here, PIG mum made my left hand hang onto the bowl as i ate.
-i waited until dad had finished with the net and went to watch tennis with PIG mum to tootle back online.
-am going for an episode of naruto now, and the news, if there's time. i hope to see most of yous at church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. haha, you know how my dad calls my chilli sausage chilli PIG sausage? lol, well now my PIG mum just calls him 'fat pig pig'! lol, the poor thing :P
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