wednesday and thursday post

good afternoon, all! i won't say how many steps i've plodded yet, coz my plodding for the day still hasn't finished yet. from what i remember, PIG mum will still make em to plod a couple of hundred more steps b4 the day is out. oh well. ok, since it's a thursday, means i get to type out what happened last night all out in full:
1. PIG mum made em to walk from the fridge back to the bathroom.
2. i had to stand while brushing my teeth, but i'm sure that's no surprise whatsoever.
3. PIG mum made my right hand to hold onto the teethpaste, while she make my left hand to squeeze out the teethpaste. :P
4. because my right hand had taken the first rinse, PIG mum made my left hand to rinse 4x together to make up for it. i say it every week, i've no idea why, but i can only comply.
5. after washing both hands, PIG mum gleefully made me to walk over and dry them both.
6. PIG mum gleefully made me to walk over to the toilet.
7. PIG mum made me to pull down my own daks for a tinkle.
- i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable and wiped myself too!
8. when i stood back up, PIG mum made me to pull my daks back up.
9. PIG mum gleefully made me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand.
10. PIG mum gleefully made me to walk back to my bedroom.
11. still no pull-up pants. argh. >< and i think it was an unsuccessful night too. double argh. ><
-sorry, bernie's here now, so i'll bbl after 7pm, ok? time is now ... 3:05pm.
-*burp* hey! it's only 4:17pm right now; i've just come back to type an extra sentence or 2 while bernie and PIG mum are having a yak. so, PIG mum made me to walk into the laundry; bernie kindly gave me a nice hot shower, no hairwash today, but i did just wet my hair for the sake of it. then i had a tinkle b4 bernie got me dried, redressed, and helped me stagger back out to sparky.
-arvo tea: yay, this week's goal has been satisfied! a toasted cheese - yippee! 2 slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles. PIG mum immedately snatched away my sandwhich triangles so she could eat all the crusts, and i also had a single slice of beautiful shallot-flavoured pancake kindly given to us by mel. oops, but i've lost her email addy ><" oops.
-bernie is kindly giving my left arm a massage right now; while she and PIG mum are having a yak about dad's mum. so, where was i?
-oops, it's now 7:53pm, and my final plodding total for today is now 2422. to be honest, i can scarcely remember what i did on wed, so let's just go with the spotty points :P for thursday, yeah?
-PIG mum dug me up. i got kitted, then she gleefully MADE (PIG mum . oh well, 'made' will just have to suffice.) me walk to the gobbling table. :P
-breakfast was nutri-grain. actually, it's really sweet!
-PG mum kindly popped me my pills for the day: a fish oil, a bilberry, a cranberry and a garlic (coz she says my nose was leaking quite dreadfully. ><)
-time to go, PG mum MADE me walk to the car. off we tootled to hydro, but i can't honestly remember what we listened to ><" oh, thanks to PIG mum who tells me it was the ROTK soundtrack.
-PIGmum MADE me walk in, and after strapping up my left ankle she dropped me into the barely lukewarm water.
-so, squatting, cycling, floating, walking, and dunking my head in. :P i did warn her first, though! :P oh, and we used a blue noodle too.
-i met ann's daughter too! her name is sarah or sarah-jane, and she's 25. she's all fine, just grabbing some exercises in the pool.
-i started freezing as anne winched me outta the pool.PIG mum wheeled me in and warmed me up, but no soap or shampoo or anything.
-i went for tinkle afterwards, which turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me wipe.
-i got redressed, then PIG mum gleefully MADE me walk back out to the car, where we tootled home, still listening to ROTK.
-PIG mum gleefully MADE me walk back inside to sparky once we got home. then i rang dear dad. :)
-lunch was rice, lotsa garlic stem and some pork, i think. PIG mum spent her time watching the tennis.
-i tootled online until bernie came.
-shower first, meaing PIG mum gleefully MADE me walk in, then she also made me dak myself b4 i sat down for a shower. bernie helped me with my back, behind and right arm, i did all the rest myself with my cool oven mitt. :P
-bernie dried, redressed me, then handed me my walking stick and i hobbled back out to sparky.
-after afternoon tea, PIG mum made me walk out to bernie's car. (N.B. now, apart from being forbidden to use 'force', forbidden to use 'extort, i'm also forbidden to use 'made' in caps. argh, the need to open a private blog is starting to look more and more like a necessity.)
-bernie tootled us off to vincent the physio's. she swapped me back to sparkless and i wheeled myself in.
-vincent the physio handed me a gossip mag to read for awhile to wait for my go.
-soon enough, he came for me, making me walk in, and delivering a comfy, if ouchy massage. most ouchy award of the day goes, as always, goes to my left foot. second place goes to my left arm.
-good to hear that i wasn't so freaked out about turning over! but too bad, vincent the physio and katjie jie can't make it to our place for dinner on chinese new year, coz they have to go to his dad's younger sister's place.
- after my massage, vincent the physio had me walk out and i plopped back into sparkless. bernie traded him some cash for a receipt, then i wheeled myself back to her car.
-bernie tootled us back home. turns out that her bday is on the 30th may!
-PIG mum met us back home, Making me walk in. (argh, this poor blog really is looking shortlived; PIG mum is now refusing me permission just to capatitalise the FIRST letter of the word 'make'! ah well. ><) no surprise there, she also made me dak myself. but much thanks to bernie who came in after i was done and yanked them back up for me.
-i went to plop back into sparky, and tootled over to watch 7's 6pm news, read out by rod young and sharyn ghidella, sport by ben davis, and sorry, i forgot who did the weather. either liz cantor or ... lol, i can't even remember the other lady's name! >< my bad...
-bernie kindly fed me a ya pear as i was watching the news; i shared with her a slice, of course.
-once the news was over, bernie took me to the loo once more b4 i signed her off and we said our thanks and byes. she'll be back next wednesday.
-dinnertime! rice tonight, with pork and garlic stem. oh, and PIG mum made some mince too. lol, she's having a sulk now coz i forgot she had made it at first. :P all washed down with a yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY, watered-down pear juice. oh, PIG mum also made my left hand cling onto the bowl as i was eating.
-i tootled back online. dear dad's prolly watching the tennis/snoring his head off :P while PIG mum has come over to spy on me and wrench/tear my left thumb out of its lossely clenched fist. well, she says it's tightly. oh well.
-ok, so ends the spotty [points for today! i'm heading for an episode of naruto b4 i hit the sack. toms i've got hydro again, then brunch with letty at sunnybank oriental. hope she'll remember! :P
cheers,
em. ^^