friday post

good afternoon! including hydro, em plodded 1582 steps today, and the spam count for the week is 186. anyways, i'm going to type out what i usually do every thursday, but didn't get a chance to yesterday:
-whenever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to. when she demanded that i not use all capitals, i switched to just Forced instead. it wasn't long until she decided that the word itself offended her, and she banned it entirely. so i switched to the word contort instead. again, it wasn't long until PIG mum decided that this word offended her sensibilities also, and henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. so i used MADE, until she demanded that it ALL be in lowercase. again, i had no choice but to comply, only i said PIG mum gleefully made me walk. then, charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that i could only use made without any words preceding (sp?) it. dunno why i listen to him, really, afterall, it's MY blog, but probably just coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, about last night:
1. P[IG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half a cuppa of milk.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the bathroom.
3. PIG mum forced me to stand while brushing my teeth, and because my right hand took the initial pre-brush rinse, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse 4x with my right hand to 'make up' for it. i think that's an absurd order, but *sigh* what else can i do but comply?
4. almost forgot - instead of letting me squeeze the teethpaste :Pout like i always used to (ie. balancing the toothbrush on the cup then squeezing the toothpaste), PIG mum now forces me to place the toothbrush into my left hand before squeezing out the toothpaste onto it.
5. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both.
6. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the loo.
7. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle.
8. when i stood back up, PIG mum forcd me to pull my own trousers back up.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash my right hand. i reached over to dry it; like i've said before, i honestly have no idea why she refuses to help me dry it.
10. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my bed, where i collapsed with a huge sigh of relief.
11. no pull-up pants, argh. luckily, i've had a dry month so far!
-lastly, if i don't mention any of this in the week to come, it just means that it's ALL the same. no difference. >< righteo, let's plop straight into the spotty points :P for today!
-PIG mum dug em up this morning. em wanted to do a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, got me a glass of water to drink, and helped me wipe afterwards.
-back in bed, i managed to beg an extra ten mins to cuddle up to my beloved bear bear.
-PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the bathroom to wash and dry both hands.
-PIG mum then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the dining table.
-breakfast was a bowl of just wrong :P with some leftover nutri-grain (5-10 little chunks)
-after breakfast, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled us off to hydro, listening to jacky cheung.
-PIG mum parked, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in.
-the chair lift had arthritis! so judith just plopped me into a showerchair and wheeled me down.
-hydro today: walking forwards and sideways, left arm and left leg work, squatting, plus 2 favourite head dunks at the end! :P
-i got the manual lift out today. PIG mum wheeled me in to rinse me out. i went for a tinkle afterwards, which turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me wipe.
-i got redressed. actually, i asked PIG mum if she could please wheel me in for one more tinkle, but she snapped no. :( don't really know why, but i'll try my hardest to hold it in till amanda gets here!
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car. she tootled us back home, after snapping a no to my polite requests if we could please eat lunch out. oh well, next week, maybe.
-once home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of this post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back inside.
-lunch was two yummy crumbed fish, with about only half as much mayo as i would've liked, but PIG mum snapped no and snatched it away :( lunch was washed down with a plain glass of milk; i'm really not getting much luck with the requests today! like, i had asked for a cold milo or a cold ovaltine. oh well :( maybe amanda will gimmee one when she gets here. actually, no, i forgot - i'd rather a cup of tea.
-well, so ends my post for today! i really hope dad will consent to taking me out with the relatives toms! i mean, they're leaving soon! hope to see everyone at UF tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post this afternoon.
P.P.S. PIG mum's put that annoying hand splint on again *sigh* oh well, i'll just tuck my poor left thumb in for four hours when amanda gets here. i'll survive.