friday post

good afternoon! the spam count for the week is 195, and including hydro, em was hard at work plodding 2411 steps today. anyways, lemme type out what i usually do once every thursday, but had no time to last night. *sigh* that's what happens when your mother restricts you to a MEASELY two hours a day. :(
-whenever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to. when she barred me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she decided that the entire word offended her and banned that entirely. so i switched to the word 'contort'. it didn't take long until PIG mum decided that even this word was offensive and banned it also, declaring that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word 'made'.so i used MADE until she put her foot down again and demanded that it ALL be in lowercase. *sigh* what else can i do but comply? only i put she 'gleefully' made me walk, until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that i was only allowed to use made with no words before it. not really sure why i listen to him, except that i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. right, and about last night:
1. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half a cuppa of milk.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3. i was forced to stand while brushing my teeth, and after my right hand took the first pre-brush rinse, PIG mum forced my left hand to do the 3 after-brush rinses with my right hand. i'm careful to take great big gulps now, ever since PIG mum stipulated that i had to at least half the cup. then my poor right hand gets the final rinse.
4. actually, PIG mum forced me to put the toothbrush in my left hand while my right hand did the toothpaste squeezing. not really sure why i'm not allowed to do it the way i used to EVEN BEFORE i got sick, ie balance the toothbrush on the cup then just squeeze out the toothpaste, but no biggie. *sigh*
5. after flossing, mouthwashing and washing both hands, PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both.
6. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
7. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle.
8. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my trousers back up.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to wash and dry my right hand.
10. PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed.
11. still no pull-up pants, argh. at least i've had a dry month so far!
-last thing: if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that the same thing happened every night. ><
-remember that constant litany i've been running through in my head whenever i'm forced to walk by PIG mum? well, if i can survive till tonight, i get my microwave meal! and if i can survive another three days, i get my second one! so i'm just asking percy the angel/saint to please give me patience and perserverance to endure, and not say a word till wed. i can do it! righteo, spotty :P points for the day, incoming!
-yay, go em! who managed to swing herself around to use the pot once this morning without falling to her death. :)
-PIG mum dug em up, got her kitted for hydro, fed her a yummy choc chip museli bar and a mug of milo for breakfast, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) her walk out to the 4WD.
-off she tootled us to hydro. we met a nice guy there, frank. his wife is doing some exercises in the pool.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way into the pool. i took a seat and waited for judith.
-she came, put me into a showerchair (the silly lift still isn't recovered.)then she put my silly left ankle into KAB, held together by a bit of sports tape, then wheeled me into the water.
-hydro today:walking only forwards (that was with the 4th year physio student, i've forgotten his name, sorry. >< chris?), left arm exercises, floating, sculling, 4 rolls, and 2 of my favourite head dunks at the end. :P
-judith and mum gave me the manual hoist out, and PIG mum rolled me in for a kinda-warm hosing down.
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, which turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who helped me wipe.
-i got dried, rekitted, PIG mum for whatever absurd reason refusing my polite request to go have one more tinkle. oh well, i'll just hold it in till amanda gets here (she's here now - 5 mins early!).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car, and tootled us off to the maccas at sunnybank plaza.
-no disabled parking spaces left, but PIG mum still found a spot somewhere.
-she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in. i had wanted to sit at the closest seat, but PIG mum for whatever reason refused and made me walk more to another seat.
-i got a yummy fish fillet wrap and an OJ. originally, i had asked PIG mum please for a milkshake, but that request was thrown back into my face. and she only got us a small fries to share, too. i mean, come on, if you couldn't get us a regular fries each, surely you could've gotten us a regular to share? but no, PIG mum was skungy. oh well. at least she remembered to get one packet of ketchup!
-i read one article of today's courier mail, before PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back to the car, listening to jacky cheung on the drive home.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back in. i tootled online at 1:37pm, so i'm going to try and stay online till 3:37pm, if amanda'll allow me. anyways, hope everyone has a SMASHING weekend, and see most of yous at UF tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in my post tonight.