sunday post

good afternoon! no plodding total from me yet as the day is not finished. but let me just say, thanks to kwany for the comment congratulating me on my 150th post! i wonder how long i can keep this one going for? anyways, karen should be here in another 5 mins or so, i'll just start straight into my spotty :P points for today!
-too bad, i thought i could escape my weekly tirade from PIG mum this week. alas, sadly, that was not the case. PIG mum let me have it last night, getting her point across with a few slaps, that kinda thing, etc. don't worry, no marks to show for it by next morning.
-PIG mum dug me up this morning, got me kitted, and fed me a mug of milo for breakfast. then she made - aiya, PIG mum just ordered me to sit up straight. i complied, what else? *sigh*
-hey, karen just arrived, so i'll be back after 7pm tonight, ok? time is now ... 3:07pm.
-karen just showed PIG mum and I her teddy bear. It’s just called ‘bear’. Lol, that’s even more boring than my own ‘bear bear’! :P he’s grey (apparently, he looks just like matthew, her own cat) and has a pink sweater on, that says ‘love’ on it with blue. Very cute! i want one too, that i can scratch it's tummy when i'm itchy! i'm worried for my dear bear bear's tummy, see. how would i ever live with myself if i scratched his tummy fur off? :(
-heylo! it's 7:39pm now, but still no plodding total from me, coz i haven't had dinner yet! aunty a's just arrived, and i'm having a yak to joshels, who said he left bible study early to have lunch at kam koon with his extended family. anyways, what happened today?
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the car. off she tootled us off to church, listening to jacky cheung's black CD. (that's what we listened to all day, so i won't mention it again).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, and service soon started. thanks to josh cham for the lyrics in big font! PIG mum forced me to stand for 2 or 3 songs; i also sang the harmony to another. - aunty marilyn came to have a yak with me, reminding me how she used to trade us memory verses for sweets. i do memory verse, i get lolly. see? :P
-speaker today was dear uncle derek, and he gave us a sermon on
-righteo! dinnertime! bbl~ time is now ... 8:03pm.
*burp* i'm back! and i can report now, my final plodding total for sunday now stands at 2804. and time is now ... 8:34, BTW. anyways, where was i? oh, and spam count for the weekend is 198.
-oh. uncle derek gave us a sermon on 'lord, please don't send me to
(insert place). i took notes.
-no communion afterwards, just PIG mum who made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to pull my own daks down, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to take a seat at the morning tea area.
-i had a cup of cordial and a couple of crackers for morning tea. leanne wrote down the recipe(sp?) for yummy chicken katsudon for us, and i traded emails with lee.so i'll send him an email after i finish this post, if i have the time!
-bible study time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to class.
-we split into 2 groups! one with aunty a, the other with uncle chong (he says it's fine i call him uncle, it doesn't haveta be 'pastor'.). sorry to charlsy, coz aunty a told me during dinner that he wasn't happy that i didn't stay with him! :( well, i dunno if we're meant to stay in the groups we split into today; but i'm happy in either. i just sat in uncle chong's group today coz it meant i didn't haveta move again.
-sfter PIG mum came to pick me up, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to pull my own daks down, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the car.
-dear dad had gone somewhere to work, so PIG mum tootled both of us to foodcourt. the rain meant that there were no disabled carparks left >< but PIG mum found a spot anyway. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk all the way down into foodcourt, catching the escalator on the way. we bumped into uncle henry and little emma! they were just playing on the escalator, going up and down, and up, and down. :P aww, how cute. :P
-i asked for a two piece feed, and as usual, didn't get it. :( so i'll haveta try again next sunday. but hey, here's sth new i just learnt: according to PIG mum, it is a SIN to have chips more than once a week. nani? why? :( oh well. anyways, i got a KFC roller, the BBQ sauce type. no chips either. :( maybe next week ... actually, i asked for a pudding milk tea also; thanks to janice who went and bought it for us! but triple poo :( no pudding left! so i just had a plain milk tea, two little cubes of ice, and two small slurps of PIG mum's carrot and apple juice. it's actually quite yummy!
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, and she tootled us home.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside, and i tootled online for a few mins before karen arrived.
-she stuck my walkbelt on me, and Forced me to walk into the laundry for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. as usual, the water pressure died during the shower, but that's to be expected.
-i got dried, creamed/cremed (anyone know the correct spelling?) bandaged, and redressed. karen handed me my stick and Forced me to walk back out to the dining room.
-the PERFECT afternoon tea! a toasted cheese - 2 slices! thanks karen! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles, and a cup of tea, sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-i read the courier mail karen had kindly brought - she wanted me to read her the horoscopes :P- while she did a crossword. she's going out to dinner tonight with friends, and has already bought jamie 2 pizzas from pizza hut for his dinner, a meatlovers and some other one starting with 'm'.
-she fed me half a glass of milk and one of her gluten-free bikkies. apparently, gluten makes you fat, or sth? well, it tasted good.
-at 6:45, she Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk back to the gobbling table.
-i signed her off. dear dad had a yak to her about the quickest route to get here from her place (i think she lives at carina?), and she left promptly at 7pm. she'll be back next thurs.
-dad made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer desk, and i tootled online for a few mins as he whipped up dinner and aunty a arrived.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to the table for dinner. rice tonight, lotsa 'dul meel', and umm ... i forgot. >< some egg, and fish? washed down with a glass of orange juice. i told PIG mum i'd take juice if she wouldn't dilute it (like she used to do the pear juice) but milk if she would. surprisingly, she gave me a real cup of orange juice! actually, during dinner, aunty a told me charlsy wasn't happy coz i hadn't gone to his group for bible study. i'm sorry, charlsy! :( next week, if you still want me to be in your group, maybe i can walk over with you, or maybe you can stay with me. then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back online.
-well, so ends my post for today. i hope everyone has a great week! i've got physio at UQ toms, and hydrotherapy in the arvo. plus, my last day of not being allowed to say my constant litany of things out aloud to claim my second microwave meal! i can do it, yeah!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.
P.P.S. i was very happy to talk to my beloved grandma tonight, who prayed with me! :) she, aunty nga and baby mickey didn't go to church today coz there was a 'yellow storm'? (it doesn't make sense in canto either, don't ask me!)
P.P.P.S. righteo, me off to send an email to lee (leanne's cousin) before PIG mum kicks me to bed! cya!