thursday post

heylo! no plodding total from me yet today ... poor em still has a dentist appointment to srvive. >< anyways, let's just plop straight into it!
-em was very happy when karry poked me awake early in the morning to say goodbye. so i kissed them all goodbye; second aunty reminded me to be good, and first aunty promised me that if my stupid legs can carry me back to HK at the end of the year, she'd even come to pick me up from the airport! so after i used the bedpot once more, i cuddled my darling bear bear and we snored our heads off :P till 9am.
-hey, almost forgot - it's a thursday, so i'm going to type everything out once:
-whenever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to. when she forbid me from putting it all in capitals, i used Forced until she decided that the entire word offended her and banned it entirely. so i switched to the word 'contort', until PIG mum decided that this word offended her sensibilities also, and banned it as well, saying that henceforth, i could only use the word 'made'. so i complied, using the word MADE until she put her foot down again and stipulated that it ALL had to be in lowercase *sigh* what choice do i have but than comply? only, i said PIG mum 'gleefully made' me walk, until charlsy left me a comment on this blog and i could only use made itself, no adverbs preceding it or anything. no idea why i listen to him , afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i follow his order coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of today's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk from the computer to the kitchen benchtop for my nightly half a glass of milk. i said goodnite to all the rellies, reminding them to come say bye to me before they left toms morning.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of today's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk back to the bathroom.
3. i was forced to stand to brush my teeth, and after my right hand took the initial pre-brush rinse, PIG mum forced my left hand to rinse with my right hand 3x as the after-brush rinses. i'm careful now to take big big gulps when this is happening, to comply with PIG mum's demands that i use at least half the cup.
4. after flossing (apparently, it is also a GREAT big sin to lean against the wash basin when doing that o_O) and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the beginning of today's post to read what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)
-off now to see the dentist! fingers crossed for no injections please! time is now ... 3:16pm.
-good evening! time is now ... 9:38pm, and my final plodding total for thursday now stands at 3296. and, luckily, no injections! :P
-ai. PIG mum says if i can't sit up straight enough, she'll only gimmee 10mins to blog, but if i can sit up straight as she demands, she'll gimmee 20. *sigh* oh well, guess i'll just have to take what i can get, and just be satisfied with everything else.
-what was worth mentioning: thanks to karen, i got the perfect arvo tea! a toasted cheese - 2 slices, thanks karen! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 3 rectangles. and a cup of tea, sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey.
-a new record here - tonight, the parents forced em to sit up straight, no leaning back (i was on the piano stool, so no back-rest, anyway) then standing, no holding onto anything, all weight to the left, for a whopping 15mins 45 secs! you're just gonna have to believe me on that, as i counted in my head. see, dad for whatever reason, forbade me from counting out aloud.
-anyways, i have hydro toms - hope it goes well! and i'm not really sure about what's happening with UF toms night ; see, clo has already rang PIG mum and told her i wouldn't be able to participate in the cooking activities, and therefore just to come to UF at 8:50? or sth like that, to share in the meal. but, i don't think the parents want me to go. but i want to go, pleaseeeeeeeeee! well, we'll see how it turns out. fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed!
-lol, tonight, the parents and i watched 20 to 1. the topic was hollywood's hottest hunks, and coming up trumps - hugh jackman. which reminds me, i want to go see the new wolverine movie! oh, and the new star trek one, too. must remember to email uncle slam toms and ask him if he'll watch it with me.
-last thing: uncle rang dad from the airport, just to let us know that they're all home safe. :)
righteo, PIG mum's booting me off to bed now. *sigh* yet another thing i must comply with. whatever. goodnite!
cheers,
em. ^^