saturday post

good evening! including UF last night, em was hard at work plodding 3064 steps. righteo, let's start with the spotty points :P for last night first!
-dinner time, amanda Forced me to walk to the dining room. we both had a bowl of rice with lotsa lettuce (amanda's first experience at 'cooked' lettuce! :P) and some duck meat, washed down with a cup of unwatered-down fruit and vegie juice (although, i think 'carrot' is the only 'vegie' in the juice, the rest is all fruit.)
-amanda Forced me to the toilet. i think i rang dear dad? or was that on thursday, with karen? then amanda Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it - and Forced me to walk out to barry.
-she tootled us off to UF, listening to B105.
-she Forced me to walk in, then rocked off like 20mins early.
-i had a chat to mel mel, who suggested me bringing along some props to tell the story to the little kids. cool, i can bring wendy and snowy! thanks to janice who helped me put on my walkbelt.
-i also had a chat to joey, who told me that dear pole plop was coming back on monday, and that she'd quarantine her sister in her grandparent's room downstairs for a whole week! o_O:P
-worship started. thankfully, we were given no call to stand up. i just sang in my head, as there weren't any opportunities for harmony.
-we split into our groups for our last bible study on daniel. janice and joey or hannah helped me to hobble in. i sat down next to tina, who very kindly lent me a purple pen.
-joshels had brought another friend to UF! anyways, we had our bible study on another chapter of daniel, and we all took turns reading out the bible passages, questions, and giving out our answers. and joshels also whooped me in a few games of noughts (sp?) and crosses. 'with god's help!' so he claims :P
-a prayer to end, then the girls helped me hobble/stagger/limp back to the main hall!
-birthdays to celebrate! we sang a big happy bday to joshels, BT, lams and dora. well, i prolly got all the names mixed up, but yeah. sth like that. :P
-i shared a small slice of the cake with fi so bao. yummy!
-dear dad came to pick me up. he tootled us home, listening to some chinese singer.
-the usual bedtime routine, as forced to do by PIG mum.
-but i rang aunty lai! it was her bday on the 28th, but when PIG mum tried ringing her on that day, grandma told her that aunty lai had gone out to celebrate her bday with some work mates. so i sang her a happy bday last night. :) then i cuddled my darling bear bear and we snored our respective heads off.
-saturday:
-firstly, i'm going to type everything out once. i usually do this every thursday, but i forgot to.
-whenever i had to walk, i used to type that PIG mum FORCED :( me to. when she barred me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she decided that the entire word somehow offended her and banned it entirely. so i switched to the word 'contort' until PIG mum decided that even this word offended her sensibilities and also banned it, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word 'made'. so i used MADE until she stipulated that it had to be ALL in lowercase. another thing i had no choice but to comply with. *sigh* but i would type that PIG mum 'gleefully made' me do it, until charlsy left me a comment on this blog saying i was only to use 'made' without any words before it. dunno really why i listen to him, after all, it's MY blog, so i guess it's just coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. eep, it's already 9:20pm, and i have an entire day's of spotty points :P to get through!
-PIG mum got up to go to work. i used the pot once, then cuddled my darling bear bear back to sleep.
-karol came around 10am? i asked her for 10 more mins of sleep, got 5, then she dug me up.
-i complied as she forced me to put on my own socks, etc. i also used the pot once more before she handed me my walking stick and Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. surprisingly, she didn't force my left hand to help rinse!
-i washed my hands, she kindly helped me dry them, before she Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was 2 yummy slices of bread that i spread margarine over myself with some ham and egg and a yummy mug of chocolate nesquik.
-we did a crossword together for awhile!
-then nature called. >< poo poo. so karol Forced me to walk to the toilet, Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand, but kindly dried it for me, and Forced me to walk back to the TV chair.
-she made a mii! then it was already time for her to rock off, so i said my thanks and byes.
-dear dad came back to gimmee my weekly tirade on sth or another.
-PIG mum came home from work. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have been sadly TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk over to the gobbling :P table for lunch.
-lunch: a glass of plain milk, noodles, lotsa lettuce and some salmon.
-i read my novel until vincent the physio came. >< first session:PT
-he Forced me on laps and laps of walking.
-evelyn arrived soon after he left. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have been sadly TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the laundry for my shower, also forcing me to dak myself before i took a seat.
-hairwash today - coz last night, PIG mum rubbed vaseline all over my itchy scalp!
-i got dried, rekitted, then evelyn handed me my stick and Forced me to walk back out to the dining room.
-arvo tea - a toasted cheese - poo poo, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin >< - and ham sandwhich, cut into 4 triangles, and a cup of water-tea (ie sweetened only with one teaspoon of honey, not two.)
-i read my beka cooper novel for awhile, until nature called. >< evelyn Forced me to walk to the toilet, forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull my own pants back up afterwards, Forced me to go wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to the dining room.
-she gave my left hand a massage. at 6:30, we watched some program, hosted by john schluter, celebrating queensland's 150th bday.
-at 6:45, evelyn Forced me to walk to the loo, Forced me to dak myself, forced me to pull my own daks back up after a tinkle, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk back to thje dining hall.
-i signed her off; said my thanks and byes. she'll be back on wednesdfay.
-dinner: some swelling! :P and another glass of that fruit and vegetable juice. needless to say, PIG mum forced my poor left hand to hang onto the bowl as i ate.
-dinner done, PIG mum forced poor em on like 40+ mins of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march up to my room and back down. i needed to use the loo, so PIG mum also forced me to dak and un-dak myself.
phew, i finished! so, lemme type my nightly routine out once:
1. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have been sadly TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* but i do miss the nights when she'd bring over my milk in her eagerness to force me to bed. guess this way, she gets to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have been sadly TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk more. oh well.
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have been sadly TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the bathroom.
3. i was forced to stand to brush my teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the 3 after-brush rinses with my right hand.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have been sadly TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have been sadly TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself and sit for a tinkle or two.
7. after i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my trousers back up.
7. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have been sadly TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash my right hand. i leaned over to dry it, dunno why she refuses to help me?
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have been sadly TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed.
-lastly, if i don't write any of this till next thursday, it just means that it was ALL the same. >< okay?
anyways, hope to see everyone at church toms, and fingers crossed for some decent lunch!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.