sunday post

good afternoon! no plodding total from me yet, coz it's not quite even 3pm yet! so i'll just plop straight into it:
-PIG mum dug em up, got her kitted for the day, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table, where I bid all our guests a good morning.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo, and a slice of toast with some egg and corned beef.
-time to go, PIFG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD, and she tootled us off to church, listening to westlife’s the love album.
-on arrival, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in.
-PIG mum also forced me to stand for two songs. I sang the harmony to one song. And much thanks to bee who printed the words out big for me!
-speaker today was uncle/pastor chong, and he gave us a sermon on perspective.
-there was no communion afterwards, just PIG mum forcing me to stand for the response song.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the morning tea area.
-I got a cup of water-tea and a couple of bikkies to munch on. Also had a yak to a few people.
-time to go to bible study, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the classroom.
-our bible study with uncle/pastor chong started. We all took turns reading the bible/reading out questions.
-I got 2 chippies, courtesy of charlsy. Ick, they were yucky salt and vinegar, but hey. Food’s food. :P
-I asked pastor chong about my bellybutton question, and he gave me his answer – it was OPPOSITE to aunty a’s! em is confused now. ><
-PIG mum came to pick me up after bible study. She made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made me walk back to our car.
-off she tootled us to plaza, still listening to westlife’s the love album.
-we parked. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the elevator up and walk in. we sat down next to aunty a, who got herself some 2 veg 1 meat thing.
-as usual, I asked for a 2 piece feed, and as usual, didn’t get it. PIG mum returned with a piece of chicken for me, and some burger for herself. We shared the chips and potato and gravy.
-hey, my baby elephant's just here, so i'll bbl, ok? time is now ... 3:30pm
-good evening! time is now 8:02pm, and my final plodding total now stands at 3142. righteo, so where was i?
-i got a yummy pudding milk tea; i can't remember if PIG mum stole any, but she prolly did. i mean, it was all i could do to manage a little slice of skin!
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car, and she tootled us home, still listening to westlife's the love album.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back inside once we arrived home, and i tootled online for roughly half an hour.
-when dolly the baby elephant came, she stuck my walkbelt back on me and Forced me to walk to the laundry.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today?
-i drip dried, got cremed, betadined, rekitted, then dolly handed me my stick and Forced me to walk back out to the dining table.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - thanks dolly! 2 slices! - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into 4 squares and a cup of lan choo small choice leaf sweetened with 2 teaspoonfuls of honey. dolly herself had coffee.
-i talked to AK! he told me that if he ever comes to brisbane, he'll visit me, and that whenever he and dolly fight, he HAS to let her win :P
-dolly fed me a slice of her celebratory chocolate cake, and half a cup of milk.
-at 5:30 roundabouts, she Forced me to walk to the piano. my right hand played every major, minor, melodic minor and chromatic scale, then supported my left hand. but i only thunked twinkle twinkle out with my left hand 2 or 3 times, before dolly took over and forced each of my left hand fingers bash the keys 100x each, culminating in a total of 500.
-at 6:45, dolly Forced me to walk to the loo. i did a stinky unspeakble, and wiped myself too.
-PIG mum came to get me, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the dining table.
-dinner was called. first aunty is such an awesome chef! rice tonight: with lotsa ... sweet potato leaves? 2 chunks of yummy BBQ pork, 2 half mushrooms and some fish. thanks to karry who got me some fish - was it silver perch? - and dear dad, who poured me a cup of yummy, if unfortunately HEAVILY watered-down juice. hehe, but this is funny! second aunty (who i think is something like 15 years older than dear dad) calls dear dad 'big sweet potato'! :P apparently, he looked like one when he was little. so i asked her if i could be 'little sweet potato', and if PIG mum could be 'medium sweet potato'. haha to dear dad, who just said PIG mum should just be called 'sweet potato head' :P
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to type, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer table, and i popped online, after she tore off my socks, splint and shoes.
-well, i'm not getting offline till 9:30pm. PIG mum will prolly try and boot me off, though.
-and, toms should be fun! church picnic at bellbird park, the gap! uncle stephen and aunty peggy will be coming to pick us up. hope everyone has an AWESOME week!
cheers,
em. ^^