Heylo again, good evening and probably one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em's probable final, final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 4769; secondly, Our Daily Bread's devotional topic's 'Our True Selves'; thirdly, Joni's devotional topic's 'Get Ready' and fourthly, the final, final spam count for the weekend's now thirteen. Righteo, probable final, final events for tonight?
- After finishing my most important two hours of the day, I switched over to watching the Sunday footy!
- Pity PIG mum wouldn't lemme watch out the first half because she was just too impatient to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk outside and gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day's washing for her; argh, I HATES standing practice! >< *sigh*
- Back inside, I had one mouthful of gloopy passionfruit for arvo tea before I let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me a banana. Didn't really mind, coz I was finally seated and could fully concentrate.
- Arvo tea finished, I took my bowl/cup over to the sink then walked myself slowly and safely to the bathroom, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- So a nice hot shower for me - I wash and rinse my hair today. I also, softly, slowly but most hatefully sing 15% of my shorter second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
- After PIG mum dries my back and the back of the chair, I do everything else and she doesn't feature again until my bra strap needs doing up, Elf's AFO straps need sticking and both laces need ttying.
- After drying the loo lid, I sit for one tinkle, dry inside both ears, wash and dry Era and then walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- For dinner, dad takes us to the Sunnybank Sports and Community Club. I'm pissed, coz he PROMISED we'd eat Chinese food tonight and he'd lemme eat ONE FULL bowl. *sigh*
- Back home, I used the loo for one more tinkle, wash and dry Era before walking myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Toms: PIG mum'll help me up, since she's found Alyssa to come teach me how to make fruit salad! Seeing it's Winter, I'd have preferred making hot food, but I look forward to wailing very dramatically for all the ingredients as they are IMPALED on the Chopping Board of death and I HACK them to pieces. XD
- Will have lunch home with dearest dad; PIG mum had better remember her promise to lemme eat a toastie and save the fruit salad for arvo tea!
- Also hope PIG mum remembers she'll take me out aisle walking afterwards, else expect a super-pissy plodding total from me.
- Tina's minding me from 4-6pm.
- Fingers crossed I can watch the 6pm news bulletin for the 79TH time!
- Oh, all the interesting surnames I saw from watching the 6pm
news bulletin (Nine’s) for the 78TH time: Barbaro (heard), Fabris
(heard), Heinke, Merlino, Calcutt, Palaszczuk, Dick, Uhlmann, Macron (heard),
Marles, Tunstall, Genovese (heard), Watts (heard), Kingie (heard), Pobar, Sian
(first name, pronounced ‘Sharn’), Purdie, Gillespie, Poppins (heard), Lori
(heard), Claudine (first name), Guttenberg, Ebert, Schwartz, Vink, Frawley
(heard), Tuck (heard), Gagai (*heard), Gottlieb, Capewell, Haas (heard), Huni
(heard), Milford (heard), Holbrook, Rahm (heard), Dufficy, Khorshid, Federer, Jardim,
Nadal (heard), Ricciardo (heard), Sotiris and Trump. Garry Youngberry read the
weather report.
- Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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