friday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'let god's word settle it!", the spam count for the week is 156, and em was hard at work plodding 4723 steps today. anyhow, i've already said heylo to all my online MSN buddies, so let's just plop straight into the spotty :p points for today!
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :p twice last night without plummeting to her death. o_O :P
-when dearest dad woke up for work this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once more, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into some heavy-duty snoring. :p
-when PIG mum came to dig me up, em swung herself over to use the pot :p once more, but then she felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me into the bathroom, handed me a glass of water to drink - which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and helped me wipe afterwards. i washed and dried both hands, then got kitted back in my room.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a bowl of just wrong :P scattered with chunks of nutri-grain. thanks to PIG mum who gave me the ladle to scoop up mouthfuls with. :P
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards - one garlic, one fish oil, one bilberry and one cranberry. again, i was mega-careful to hold this cup 'correctly'.
-time to leave, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she gleefully forced poor em to do all day), off she tootled us off to your :P turn, listening to the pepsi chart hits of 2001, disc 1 (what we listened to all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside. i went to the loo, so of course she forced me to dak myself. then she made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash both hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both, and made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to take a seat so she could repark the car.
-karen (it's spelt differently, sorry, but i've forgotten how, sorry) Forced me to walk over to a plinth. PIG mum came over as she, damien and jenni got me to do all these different types of exercises.
-but thanks to cara who came with morning tea! even more amazing was that she remembered i took my tea white and two! i also munched a bana, of course, PIG mum demanded a bite.
-PIG mum took me to the bathroom once more before she tootled us off to plaza.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into the newsagency to pick up a bday card for mrs. dent and the paper. then she gleefully FORCED :( another first) me to walk to the coffee club.
-PIG mum ordered a toasted ham, cheese and tomato sandwhich, and drank a cup of english breakfast tea. i had the day's special - fettucine cabonara with chicken, with a chocolate thickshake! i was so happy to slurp it, that was the third time i've asked for one! i gave PIG mum my parsley (lol, she only says now that she doesn't eat it, that she can't stand it's aroma. dearest grandma likes it, though. and we also traded bites, and read the courier mail that we'd picked up.
-home time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car and tootled us home, ugly home. :P
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the bathroom. thanks to her who passed me another mug of water - again, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', - and i did a (2). PIG mum returned for me, forced me to pull my own daks back up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash both hands and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both. finally, she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer, and i tootled online till chrissy came, late, as usual. :P
-she Forced me to walk over to the laundry for my shower - i washed my hair today. she rinsed it. :P i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, then dried myself, got creamed and rekitted. chrissy Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea: a cup of coloured water - too bad, chrissy refused to compromise, like karen did, with 1.5 teaspoonfuls of sugar and refused milo coz she said i was still spotty. >< - and a nashi pear. i traded a slice with her for a small chunk of her kit kat cookies and cream (and that's definitely going on my xmas wishlist this year!)
-i read my book, and asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5:40. she said wait until 5:45. then i got painted yellow. :P
-chrissy left promptly at 6pm, will be back toms. i told her not to be late, she says she'll try not to be. :p
-PIG mum and dearest dad returned from their work. PIG mum immediately forced poor em on 45+ mins of hand exercises, culminating in those piano ones that daniel had taught me. how did i feel during those? well, to be honest, ela was somewhat annoyed, coz everytime it was era's turn to play, PIG mum would tear/wrench out her thumb trying to sneak into my loosely clenched fist. era's told her, "too bad. in the past, you could tuck in, like me, for eight hours sleep every night, but after PIG mum got that splint for you, you could only tuck in for four hours, when the carer was here - even worse, they're only here for two hours now. sorry mate, you'll just haveta get what time you can get."
-sorry, PIG mum's forcing me to go to bed now. >< mega-quickly;
-dinner, toilet and net.
hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^