saturday post

hmm ... my copy and paste function really hates me. >< i guess i'll just haveta content myself with typing it all out once a month.
anyways, TWFT topic was 'stewardship (2)' and em was hard at work plodding 4247 steps today. righteo, what happened today?
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself over to use the pot :P once last night without falling to her death. o_O (actually, i've no idea if it's actually morning or night - if the sky's lightening, i call it morning, but when it's still dark, that's night. :P)
-when PIG mum got up for work, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once more, let poor ela's thumb creep back inside for a few hours respite, cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into some heavy-duty snoring. :P
-when tess arrived, the first thing she did was poke me awake with, "emily, i brought you some fruit to share this morning!" i just ignored her. :p after all, dad had said ten more mins. :P
-i used the pot :P once more. tess got me kitted, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom to brush my teeth. i enjoyed my once a week chance to just balance the toothbrush on the cup and squirt out the toothpaste like that.
-tess Forced me to walk over to the toilet. i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-tess came back, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-thanks to dearest dad for half a polo bun for breakfast, and tess, who made me a cup of tea, white and two, without even asking. :)
-i actually had a second chance to hold my cup 'incorrectly'! thanks to tess who made me half a cup of milo when she was cutting me up some apple and pear.
-then i settled down to read twilight - i finished it! actually, tess demanded i play scrabble with her when i was almost finished the book. i didn't reply, so she chucked a bit of a hissy fit and removed my book, refusing to give it back when i politely asked her. oh well, i scrawled a few random notes into a notebook, then took a powernap, singing the entirety of my second favourite song in my head, opening my eyes for all the important numbers.
-tess took me to the loo once more when dad returned. of course, she ratted out to dad that i had refused to play scrabble with her coz i wanted to read, so dad responded by Forcing me to walk a few laps with him. actually, tess sulked that she was going to tell her boss on me. so what? lol, i'd actually welcome it! her boss could come, and i'd have a chance to tell the situation truthfully! :P
-lunch was two min noodles with lotsa vegies (big bok choy, maybe?) some pork/chicken and a wee chunk of egg. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl while i ate, oh well. lunch was washed down with a mug of plain milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course.
-vincent the physio arrived for my torture session. ><
-dad invited him to sit down and have some fruit with us. i had some nashi, kiwi and mango. yummy!
-i tootled online briefly until chrissy came. only four mins late, today! :p
-shower, i washed my hair today.
-arvo tea was a yummy sausage bun and a cup of coloured water, my last of the day to be held 'incorrectly'.
-i read my novel until 5:50, when chrissy gave ela a massage. light green, today. PIG mum came down to nag at my posture, amongst other things. but she refused the chunk of pear i offered her.
-another stinky unspeakable after chrissy left. afterwards, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em on 30+ mins of mat and arm work.
-dinner: rice, lotsa big bok choy, lol, i keep forgetting if it was chicken/pork! :P of course, mean PIG mum forced poor ela to hold onto the bowl as i ate; whatever.
-the parents led me on a few more Forced laps along the hallway, before one more loo trip. i finally tootled online.
-but, argh. why does PIG mum find that much pleasure in making my life so miserable for me?! ><><
-church toms. doctor lee says that toms is the last bible study of the year?
-but fingers crossed for a two piece feed from KFC for lunch! i mean, i've tried unsuccessfully for one for the past NINE WEEKS!
cheers,
em. ^^