THURSDAY POST

good evening! TWFT topic was 'the great exchange' and em was hard at work plodding 3012 steps today. phew, i made it just past the 3000 mark. :P anyways, today's a thursday, so here's my weekly rant: :P
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. ><><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
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-yay, go em! who managed to swing herself around to use the pot :P once this morning without falling to her death. :P
-PIG mum wandered in, dug me up, got me kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a bowl of just wrong :P interspersed (sp?) with a few grains of nutri-grain. thanks to PIG mum who popped me my drugs :P afterwards - one garlic, one fish oil, one bilberryand one cranberry. of course, i was extremely careful to hold the cup 'correctly' when swallowing the tablets.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she gleefully forced poor em to do all day) off she tootled us off to UQ for physio, listening to the pepsi chart hits of 2001, disc one (what we listened to all day).
-oh dear, no parking available for us on arrival. ><><) me walk in; i called a greeting to margaret, then settled down with a brouchure of the NAB clinic as PIG mum went to repark the car.
-PIG mum came back, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me catch the elevator up and walk into the toilet. of course, she forced me to dak myself. when i was done, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the waiting area and flounced off to pay.
-emma soon came for me, walkbelt at the ready. i handed her the tim tams, then she Forced me to walk in.
-kneeling work on the mats today, no tilt table, phew. :P then emma sat me back on a plinth, took my socks, AFO and shoes off, and we did lotsa standing, weightshifting and arm reachy work.
-we ended with two Forced laps of the hallway. emma said if i tried hard enough, she'd gimmee one of the tim tams i'd given her. :P meaning, afterwards, PIG mum had to hand me a tissue to wipe off all the tissue smeared over era. :P we also had a chat to some woman from ... fiji? who takes a relative (in a wheelchair) to the NAB clinic also.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car, then tootled us home.
-i settled down to browse that kids starting education mag that i'd picked up from the optoms.
-lol, i can't remember ... i think lunch was five or so of those yummy dumplings in wonton skin that aunty june had kindly made for us. thanks to PIG mum who gave me a truly miniscule dish (not bowl, so no depth, see) of soya sauce to mop up my dumplings with. i think lunch was just washed down with a plain mug of water? PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the benchtop, i poured myself a mug of water, then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the table.
-ding dong! mariana arrived, roughly ten mins late. :P so we just yakked away; poor dad and poor em got majorly dissed by PIG mum, of course. oh well.
-after mariana left, i went to practise ela typing. meaning PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer switch, forced me to bend awkwardly to flick it on, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer chair.
-ding dong! karen came at 4pm, and Forced me to walk into the laundry for a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle before karen flipped off the water, then dried myself as karen dried the floor, got creamed and rekitted. karen Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-almost the perfect arvo tea! a toasted cheese - yay! thanks karen for two slices - ham and mayo sandwhich cut into four squares, and a cup of tea, sweetened with 1.5 teaspoonfuls of sugar. i'd asked karen please for two teaspoonfuls, but she told me that PIG mum had said no, so then i just asked for a mug of warm milo. we compromised at 1.5 teaspoonfuls of sugar ... hey, i should try that with chrissy toms - wonder if it'll work?
-karen gave ela a massage before she left at 6pm. she's skipping dinner tonight, coz she had a ginormous (sp?) lunch.
- PIG mum ordered me to play chinese checkers with her, so i complied. we played three games. i won two, PIG mum the other. dearest dad rang in between to see if i needed more milk. :)
-PIG mum then forced poor em on 35+ mins of hand exercises. i ended with those piano ones that daniel had taught me. how did i feel? umm ... busting! :P
-so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, of course forcing me to dak myself. when she came back for me, she forced me to pull my own daks back up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around to flush the loo. i clung to the towel rack to wash and dry era, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the dining table.
-dinner tonight: rice, some chicken, lotsa bok choy, a small chunk of yummy ham and egg. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer desk.
-i did ela's half an hour worth of typing, then tootled online.
-no UF toms! what'll we do? just a trip to your :P turn toms; PIG mum reminds me not to chat to damien coz time equals money. hopefully, we'll go somewhere for lunch afterwards! also hopefully, chrissy'll arrive on time! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. glad to hear that baby (lol, i shouldn't call him baby anymore - he's two years old!) is feeling better and back at school today! when i rang dearest grandma last night, she told me that the poor tyke had a fever.
P.P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.P.S. guess i'll haveta leave my weekly naruto fix for toms. that's okay, as long as i see the episode before it's replaced with the next one. :)