thursday post

good afternoon! TWFT topic is "you can't save yourself!" and i'll post my final plodding total up later tonight after karen leaves; i should still have some time left. actually, she should be here in fifteen mins or so; i think i'll go get my weekly naruto fix. :P well, the manga part, anyway. actually, i'll do that once i stick down what i post every thursday:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the laundry to get the milk carton, and woe and behold if i try to hold the milk carton 'incorrectly'!
2. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the kitchen benchtop. there, she forced poor ela to hang onto the milk carton, the ordered era to unlid the milk. and did you know, there's a 'correct' way to do that too! after forcing poor era to put the lid back on, i drank the half-cuppa. 'correctly', of course. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
3. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
4.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
5. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
6. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
7. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
8. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
10. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
11. no pull-up pants. ><><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------actually, karen's here now, so i'll be back tonight with my final plodding total and today's events, okies? time is now ... 3:53pm.
-good evening! the time's now ... 10:10pm, and my final plodding total for thursday now stands at 6510. anyways, PIG mum says she's forcing poor em off to bed in like, eighteen mins! eep! >< well, will try to type as fast as i can. today's events:
-breakfast was two weetbix with a lil honey. yum.
-PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards. i was extremely careful to hold thecup 'correctly', of course.
-physio at UQ; a loo trip first.
-katrina Forced me to walk inside; i told her i wouldn't be here next monday coz of our book club lunch.
-funny, no international students here yet! ann worked with me today. we started with some mat work - walking on my knees, rolling, etc. then we practised quite a few sit-to-stands, maybe ten?
-to end, ann Forced me on two laps of the hallway then left me sitting in the waiting room.
-i had a chat with angala? ankala? (sp?) (thanks, PIG mum: anjana) her father had a stroke; i think she told me they were indians from some other country?
-PIG mum tootled us to coles, where she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around everywhere picking up items. but we had a chat to gloria at the checkout! wow, she's been in australia for THIRTY years! i've only been here nineteen, and i thought that was pretty impressive!
-lunch at the fish and chip shop next door. too bad, PIG mum got us crumbed, not battered, fish, and also refused to buy me any tartare sauce. she drank my orange juice, coz she didn't like her own. i tried it; 'twas actually quite nice! some kinda thing with like 35% mango nectar?
-PIG mum tootled us home.
-robert came to visit! he said he'd been down in dubbo, the source of the dust storm!
-i tootled online briefly until karen arrived.
-a nice hot shower - no hairwash today.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - too bad, PIG mum only allowed one, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares. i also had a cup of tea, white and two, my cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-i read my book club novel; karen and i had a chat. she's having yummy battered (aww, she gets battered! i had to be satisfied with crumbed><) fish, chips and salad for dinner; matthew's in trouble coz last night, she picked him up and he scratched her. >< she's got a gash just underneath her neck. evil cat, matthew!
-karen gave ela a really long massage, like, forty mins! lol, should tell chrissy toms, who won't give one for longer than fifteen. :p
-after karen left, i read my book club novel until PIG mum came downstairs. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the mats and promptly forced me on 40+ mins of random arm and leg exercises.
-dinner: rice, lotsa normal lettuce, a few chunks of yummy chicken. of course, mean PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well.
-dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the computer desk, and i tootled online. first, ela practised her 30mins typing.
-but smoky jie jie rang, said she'd come over for a visit!
-so one more loo trip[, then we sat down with smoky jie jie and aunty anne and had a yak.
-aww, dad fed us a bit of yummy gelato! yumyum! funny thing? aunty anne doesn't like chocolate! i wonder if aunty anne's mum dropped her on her head when she was a baby, just like how i'm sure grandma did with PIG mum? :P
-after they left, i tootled back online.
-toms: your: turn at 10:20; hope it'll go well! but we can't have lunch with mrs. dent toms - she's sick! >< hope she gets well soon ... wonder where PIG mum and i will go, then?
anyways, hope everyone enjoys the end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. ~!@#$%