thursday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'hints about heaven' and em was hard at work plodding 7979 steps today. not as much as a normal person, i know, but still more than i usually plod everyday, so yeah ... em's still buggered. ><
anyways, today's a thursday, so here's my once a week weekly speel/spiel(anyone know how the word's spelt?) :
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. n no teds, argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
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-actually, no hydro this morning, phew. :P i've got my monthlies! :P trust me, i'm incredibly grateful ... now, if it'd only last till monday ... nah, i'm not that lucky. :(
-so PIG mum dug me up, got me kitted. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash both hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was just a mug of warm milo, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. PIG mum popped me my drugs :P afterwards.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she gleefully forced poor em to do all day), off she tootled us to garbo, listening to westlife's self-titled first album (what we listened to all day, bar the last trip of the night)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk into the BCC library. but thanks to her who went and brought me back a feist novel to read, exile's return. then she went to harvey norman to look at fridges (ours recently passed away).
-i saw aunty june and uncle phillip! they'd already had lunch (chicken and mushroom with rice ... yum! i'm hungry now! >< :P), just finished their groceries, and were returning/borrowing new books.
-PIG mum came for me, gleefully Forced (second time, the first was back at the beginning of may, when dad's family were visiting. see, i remember these things! :P) me to walk to food court.
-i asked for a two piece feed; unsurprisingly, PIG mum refused. so i tried ringing dad, to ask his permission. too bad, he said no too! >< but he PROMISED i could have one on sunday! so i'm holding him to his promise - i mean, it's been TWO MONTHS since i was allowed a whole two piece feed to myself!
-so i had a yummy chicken katsudon. thanks to PIG mum who got me a low fat choc thickshake. i think she got a chicken nanban for herself? also thanks to PIG mum who wandered over to extremely nearby ... lol, i've forgotten the name! >< to get me some cream puff thing for arvo tea. nothing comes free, though. everything has a price; PIG mum demanded slurps of my thickshake for that.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car and tootled us home.
-karen was waiting for us on arrival.
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-arvo tea was my yummy cream puff thing, plus a cup of tea, sweetened with 1.5 teaspoonfuls of sugar. oops, clumsy me ><>< much thanks to karen who wiped that off and stuck a dishtowel over my lap to prevent anymore messes.
-karen gave ela a massage (i was being painted light green today, BTW), before i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she'll be back next thursday, is having a mccains microwaveable meal for dinner - some chicken and pasta thing - and matthew's in trouble coz he woke her up at 4am this morning by scratching/biting her. evil cat. :p
-PIG mum drove me to the logan north library for my bookclub, and gleefully forced (3rd time) me to walk in. thanks to all the other girls who gave me a clap when they saw how hard i was trying to walk. :)
-also thanks to erica who kindly made me a cuppa, white and two, my second and last cup of the day i was able to hold 'incorrectly'. i also nabbed four cream bikkies - two round ones with orange cream and two rectangular ones with white cream. or the other way around. :p
-we had a discussion about the secret river, our novel for the month. for some reason, i don't think anyone liked it, really ... the poor author :p
-the novel for next month has an interesting title! meaning i'll put aside my ... lol, i can't remember the name, that good vampires novel that pole plop lent me; i'll put aside that novel and start reading this new book club one. thanks to PIG mum who reminded me that it was called 'twilight'. and too bad, i was just getting to a good part! edward's just brought her to visit his family! oh well, pole plop said she wasn't in a hurry to get the novel back.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before tootling us home. sadly, for the SECOND month in a row, she refused to take me to the red rooster's drive-thru to pick up some dinner. luckily, i'm not actually feeling that hungry tonight ... was it that cream puff? or the four bikkies i scoffed down at the book club?
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer switch, gleefully forced me to bend awkwardly to flick it on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer desk.
-toms: your :P turn at 10:20. PIG mum wonders, will jenni's tummy be any bigger? and will we see sue and andy? and hopefully, we can go to plaza and find naz for a kebab! it's been a month, i think?
cheers,
em. ^^