wednesday post

good evening! TWFT topic is 'eleventh hour grace' and em was hard at work plodding 10729 steps today. yup, that's as much as a normal person! but keep in mind that a few thousand of those steps were actually done last night, when i went to toastmasters with lisa. anyways, if i have time, i'll put down the notes i jotted down during toastmasters; if not, i'll save them for another day. actually, PIG mum snaps that i've only got roughly an hour left online, so i'll say heylo to all my online MSN buddies, then try to get down as much of the day as possible:
-firstly: reminder to self: must get on facebook and reply message to jessica rankin, an old school mate! i won't have time to tonight, what with the PISSY two hours that gives PIG mum so much pleasure to restrict me to, so yeah. will try to remember toms.
-stinky unspeakable this morning.
-breakfast was a slice of toast with the last of the yummy orange marmalade and a mug of warm milo, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-off to see leslie the behavourial (sp?) optom! so more mashed potato for my head :P and i rang like 2000 bells! i asked lesley how come the bar stays below the marker like it's supposed to, but how come it doesn't go up when i try thinking it up. 'it's a subconscious thing," she explains. oh well, will try daydreaming next time :p
-argh, em needed the bathroom. so PIG mum tootled us off to the browns plains maccas, and gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk in. back in the car, she kindly went and bought us a bacon and egg roll. dunno why she refused me a little hash brown. sth about me being a fat pig? :P
-torture session with vincent the physio. >< argh, whatever, i survived. and i think he promised that he wouldn't come over and torture me on saturday! god, i bloody hope so!
-aunty wendy came over. she's a few years older than PIG mum, BTW.
-thanks to her who gave me the phone (i'd asked PIG mum the same thing earlier, but she was all for forcing me to walk over and get it) so i could ring dearest dad, who's at everton hills, BTW.
-lunch was six yummy boiled dumplings in wonton peel from aunty hilda. thanks to aunty wendy who gave me a little dipping plate of soya sauce to dunk my dumplings in, and also for mixing me a yummy cold chocolate, which i held 'incorrectly'.
-she took me to the loo once before PIG mum took over, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thurday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer switch and forced me to bend awkwardly to turn it on, and then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thurday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer.
-i tootled online, till chrissy came. exactly on time!
-a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-arvo tea; thanks to PIG mum who kindly brought me a charsiu bun home from yum cha with her old nursing mates. so i had that with a cup of coloured water, the second and last cup of the day to be able to be held 'incorrectly'. lol, chrissy asked what 'charsiu' was; i told her BBQ pork, and offered to trade her a chunk for a bit of her cookies and cream kit kat, but she backed off. :p
-i read my book; chrissy gave ela a massage for fifteen mins then left. eww, i was being painted pink today. gross. :p
-after she left, PIG mum immediately forced poor em on 55+ mins of hand exercises. also insert two loo trips and dinner in between.
-dinner: vermicelli! lotsa bok choy, a slice of sweet carrot, a bit of onion, and a yummy lil drummy from dad, who'd been lucky enough to have KFC while he was working. of course, mean PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a yucky mug of cranberry and rasberry juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thurday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the piano and forced me to do those piano ones that daniel wan taught me. finally, i tootled online.
-finally, one last thing: i have PROOF that PIG mum is a great big MEANIEPOO. why? as she was forcing me to walk along those footprints after a loo trip, i turned around sadly and asked her, 'does it really give you that much pleasure in making my life so miserable?!" her response? "YES, IT DOES." see, i promise i didn't make that up!
-to further prove how much of a meaniepoo PIG mum is, she's booked me in for an extra round of hydro toms! >< please, can anyone save me? a meal, a walk in the park, anything! please ring my mum if you're free. i'd be indebted to you for life. :P
-hopefully, karen can take me out to the bookclub toms! to be realistic, i really doubt that'll happen, but ... i'm still hoping! coz i was correct about last time! when PIG mum took me, she of course forced me to walk in, flounced off without making me a cup of tea, and didn't take me out for dinner afterwards. :(
-hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.