monday post 8c

good evening! em's final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2825. anyways, events after my last post?
-lyn came, Forced me to walk into the laundry for what could be my last nice hot shower in the laundry - hairwash today.
-i had one tinkle before lyn flipped the nice hot water off, dried myself and had another tinkle, got creamed and had another tinkle. lyn rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle before she Forced me to walk back outside to the gobbling :p table.
-lol, lyn almost gave me the perfect arvo tea! a toasted cheese - yup, two slices and ham sandwhich, cut into four triangles. when i asked her, "lyn, i thought you said you'd added mayo?" she replied sheepishly, "sorry, i forgot." :P i also drank a cuppa, white and two, incorrectly. lyn takes her tea without sugar, BTW.
-anyways, i read my tales of the otori until lyn decided to give ela a massage @ 5:35. she painted me yellow with orange spots today, i think. she's got one son that's just joined the full time army/navy and another that plays indoor soccer. both are living elsewhere (one's down @ canberra), but she's still waiting for grandchildren.
-lyn passed me one mug of water, my second i could hold 'incorrectly', and took me to the loo, where i did a stinky unspeakable. lyn left while i was using the loo, and dad got me back out, of course also forcing me to un-dak myself and making me walk over to wash and dry both hands, before making me walk back to the gobbling :p table, where i watched seven's news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. eep, the first day of winter promises to be cold!the minimum's only ten degrees toms! we'll definitely get into the single digits for the middle of winter! ><
-the slams arrived for dinner. dad used anna to gleefully force me to plod twenty minutes on that bloody treadmill. i listened to SBS's world news for the first five, then counted down the last fifteen.
-dinner: rice tonight, with lotsa bok choy and broccoli, some yummy chicken and two wee slices of BBQ pork. dinner was washed down with more blood. :p
-dad finally went to plod his remaining ten minutes (he 'claimed' he'd 'already done ten' earlier), then took me once more to the loo before i came back online.
-toms: lol, i don't think there's any plan for toms. dad's off for work again, meaning sylvia jie jie will be back to keep an eye on me again. i wonder if she'll order me to thank her for feeding me breakfast in the morning, like she did today? dunno why she demands i thank her for that, but hey, no biggie. then, i think she says she'll teach me how to use MYOB! hopefully, if i can use that program, it'll be easier for me to find a job. anyways, i'm going to check my e-mail now, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. dad says he's forcing me off to bed @ 9pm. argh, guess that just means that toms, i'm owed SIX HOURS and THIRTY-THREE MINUTES! i'm still promising i'll try my HARDEST to get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED!!