hong kong post 13b

hello again! back from lunch now~ just continuing events from where i left off:
-time to head back to aunty lai's, we caught some bus home.
-repeat the usual nightly events, zzz. :P
-today: i slept until dad left this morning for somewhere.
-after one loo trip, more sleeping while PIG mum went downstairs to buy aunty lai and i sth for breakfast.
-when i got up, PIG mum gave me a shower, also chucking some cow @ me. *sigh* but i'm used to that.
-breakfast was half a chocolate sponge cake and half a green tea cake! nomnomnom~ i shared the other half with aunty lai; hope she liked them!
-then we caught a taxi down to heng fa chuen and met aunty peggy for lunch! however, trust horrid PIG mum to declare that turning sparkless2 inside the lift was too much for her back, and that in the future, she wouldn't lemme sit back down in sparkless until we'd gotten outta the lift. :( but hey, i'm used to it. PIG mum's needs come before mine, always.
-@ heng fa chuen, PIG mum ditched aunty lai and i to find aunty peggy @ the MTR station. aunty lai immediately locked sparkless2's brakes; dunno why, we're on level ground - it won't just suddenly roll away! XD
-anyways, we decided to have lunch @ some korean restaurant. PIG mum prolly chose that place coz the entrance was narrow, sparkless2 wouldn't fit and therefore she got to gleefully FORCE :( me to walk all the way in.
-think they both ate udon; i chose yummy chicken with rice, drinking a lychee yoghurt green tea. dad had a strawberry yoghurt green tea, 'twas delicious! everyone else ate udon.
-afterwards, we strolled the center, also the next door mall, paradise mall, before bidding farewell to aunty peggy (she's staying in hong kong till march and tells me that little zach's almost two) and catching a taxi home. dad left for cousin carrie's place.
-only the lift was outta order! o_O luckily, there was another one we caught instead. there's no way i would've hiked up the stairs - aunty lai lives on the TWENTY-SIXTH FLOOR!!
-back home, i went to the loo once then plopped online.
-aunty lai's gone out and pig PIG mum's in pigland.
-tonight, we're meeting more of PIG mum's friends for dinner @ that tuesday place.
-dunno what's happening toms, but hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

Hong kong post13

good morning!well, i'm more than one day behind detailing my adventures in hong kong!
-after dinner, i crashed on their couch after dad took me once more to the loo. we watched sherlock holmes; it's actually quite a good show! 'sherlock holmes' gets a really weird translation into canto, though: sth 'more-ee-see'. XD
-when we left, rolls, carrie and ashley walked us all the way down to the MTR station! dad leaned over for a kiss, but when rolls lifted ashley over the rail so i could kiss her too, the little tyke started wailing. well, fair enough, she's only 1.5 and still needs an early bedtime. XD
-back home, immediate bedtime. zzz.
-today: PIG mum took me once to the loo early morning after dad left. then i went back to sleep when she went downstairs to buy us all breakfast.
-hey, sorry, i just realised, i forgot to write about yesterday's events @ all!
-we went delifrance @ heng fa chuen and had lunch with aunty virginia )(wai chun yee yee; lol, i asked was it 'wai JUN'! XD)
-i had the angelhair ham and cheese cabonara and drank a cold milk tea, PIG mum had sth spicy. sadly, she refused to share a chocolate cake with me for dessert, but oh wells. :(
-after that, PIG mum took me once to the loo then we strolled up and down the plaza, reading all the menus while dad and aunty virginia yakked and yakked.
-when they finally finished, we all caught the MTR somewhere. dad took me to this TEN STOREY HIGH LIBRARY!! i'm simply DELIRIOUS WITH JOY!! XD
-for dinner, we met up with cousin claudia, uncle simon and grace (she's ten or eleven) @ some japanese restaurant! getting there included a hike of forty-seven/forty-eight steps, though. :(
-i had maybe half a bowl of yummy fried chicken udon, one yummy inari, one piece of sushi with egg, and yeah ... dad wouldn't allow me anymore. :(
-i thought we were leaving after that, but instead, we caught a bus to this place where we all ate 'dun lai' (say that in canto). it's delicious! i just had the plain one, dad's red bean was fairly digusting, as was PIG mum's ginger one. grace just had a banana smoothie.
-actually, correction: everyone bar me just walked to the 'dun lai' shop, i sat in sparkless2.
-hey, lunchtime now, fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 12

good afternoon! why have i definitely had some fun since my last post!
-yay, cousin carrie said to meet her and little ashley @ tai koo shing haagen dasz for arvo tea!
-when we arrived, ashley's little amah introduced herself to me as lyn. lol, then i spent all night forgetting it and asking cousin carrie to please remind me! XD
-the parents and i had ice cream and cheesecake; carrie and ashley shared a crepe! poor ashley had finally stopped wailing; somehow, she'd banged her mouth on the tabletop! go the staff member that fed her a lil trial spoonful of ice-cream to quiet her wails. XD
-for me, arvo tea was washed down with a lemon iced tea. think dad had an iced coffee; dunno what PIG mum had. also dunno why they were outta cold milk teas, but hey.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then she ditched dad and i for dinner with her mates.
-dad, cousin carrie, ashley, lyn jie jie and i all took the long walk home. lol, ashley had a bit of a wail; i tried to micic a few of her cries, but simply couldn't match her for sheer volume nor pitch! XD
-back @ their place, dad took me to the loo once. i managed okay by myself, then crashed on their sofa and played with dad's mobile until it's batteries ran flat. gosh, his camera's storing like 562 photos!!
-for dinner, dad gave me 0.75 a bowl of rice, two wee slices of yummy pork chop, lotsa lettuce and some fish.
-hey, time for lunch now; fingers crossed i can bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post11

good afternoon! dad's gone out to arrange stuff for old old grandama's funeral; PIG mum's yakking on the phone to aunty peggy, and i'm about to tell you what i've done today so far! XD
-yay, another great sleep last night! when i awoke, 'twas to the sounds of PIG mum tapping away @ the keyboard.
-i went to brush my teeth and to the loo. PIG mum handed me one mug of water and ordered that i poop. me, being a very obedient child, did so. XD
-after that, PIG mum showered me.
-back outside, i had breakfast @ 11:50am! XD PIG mum kindly fried me two slices of turnip cake that aunty lee had given us, and i washed that down with one yummy mug of warm horlicks, cup held 'incorrectly'.
-then i plopped online.
-now, PIG mum's yakking to aunty lilian! chatterbox~
-anyways, PIG mum's ditching dad and i for her mates tonight; fingers crossed dad'll allow me some good time online! righteo, cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 10b

good evening! i've had a fairly lazy arvo and night ... ;)
-i happily stayed online until aunty nga, uncle fung and little mickey all arrived @ aunty nga's place.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, then we just all sat and yakked away.
-then, iris came! more hugging and chatting~ she tells me that she lives on the green MTR line, her elder son's really tall now while her younger's still in primary.
-when they left, i asked aunty lai please to flip on the television for me, then watched some program regarding the brain.
-dad rang, said he'd get home soon.
-when he did, he took me to the loo once (i managed okay by myself) then i sat and waited and watched some news while dad boiled some vegies for dinner.
-lol, didn't i have the exact same dinner last night? but the second bottle of yakult today was appreciated~
-then, i waited until 8:15pm before returning online.
-PIG mum just arrived home from partying with her friends. lucky thing, she's doing the same toms.
-and dad won't take me out toms!! >< meaning the whole day's toms is wasted. ><
-*sigh* anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 10

good afternoon! yay, it's not that freezing today~ righteo, events for today?
-another awesome sleep last night, until early morning~ one quick loo trip, then back for more happy snorings.
-'twas dad who got me up and kitted. i went to brush my teeth, have two tinkles then enjoy a yummy sausage and pork floss bun with a warm horlicks for breakfast.
-phew, i only had to walk to the lift before i was allowed sparkless. the soreness is still there, but thankfully, it's going down.
-dad and i wheeled me down to church, then i had to walk the two steps into the freezing church.
-phew, PIG mum's not gleefully forcing me to stand for worship. but we didn't sing any english songs today, meaning i only hummed along to two familiar canto tunes.
-speaker today was nurse choi. remember, like i explained last week, she's not really a nurse but some kinda missionary.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then dad got me a sausage and egg mcmuffin value meal for lunch from maccas. PIG mum just had a big mac.
-back @ aunty lai's, dad left to find his family. PIG mum and i had the maccas, then aunty lai kindly lemme plop online.
-well, PIG mum's ditching me for her high school classmates tonight. hopefully dad'll get me some nice dinner~ righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the spam count for the weekend's five.

hong kong post 9b

hello again! well, lemme start off with last night's events first!
-dad, aunty lai and i caught sth to aunty nga's place. i was grumpy coz the lift wasn't working and dad forced me to walk all the way to the other end of the apartment to catch the elevator down to ground floor. ><
-when we arrived, uncle fung and aunty lai ordered mickey to read with me. the little tyke's amazingly smart! he's not even 4.5 yet, but already knows so many words!
-i also enjoyed two rounds in their massage chair before the parents returned. dearest dad had gone to pick up PIG mum, see. she'd gone out to visit her friend, who'd recently had some organ transplant. PIG mum took me once to the loo when she arrived.
-annie jie jie cooked yummy dinner. :)little mickey took forever to eat his dinner, though, but he finished and PIG mum gave him the red pockets from her and dad. :)
-i moved to the sofa, as did mickey. we got a lil rough, me using him as my pillow, him using me as his bolster. XD
-then, we ate fruit. mickey and i both chomped bananas, while our dads enjoyed oranges.
-but mostly, i'm just relieved, coz i asked mickey, "hey, do you still remember grandma?" and he replied, "yeah, a lil." :)
-we caught some public transport back to aunty lai's place, and the parents kicked me off to bed.
-sat: this morning, PIG mum poked me awake around 6am and told me to go pee. i presume it's because she didn't want me to wake her up after she'd fallen back asleep and say i needed the bathroom.
-after one loo trip, i slept till like almost midday before nature called again!
-dad got me up and kitted. i went to brush my teeth, then to the loo, then just sat and waited till the parents were ready before we left to see hilary, florence, ronnie and win jie jies!
-we waited for them @ heng fa chuen. while we waited, dad bought some canned coffee that had dbz characters on its can! XD
-we ate @ some restaurant; i got chicken pasta~
-it was so awesome to see them again! we all just yakked while we ate away. first, we all shared garlic bread. for mains, i ordered creamy chicken with rice; dad had some salmon and PIG mum pork.
-drinks came @ the end; i wanted horlicks but they were all out; instead, PIG mum ordered me some weird drink that was digusting and so i traded with her for her hot milk tea. XD
-they even bought a birthday cake for dad! 'twas a chocolate cake, they couldn't find an acorn one for dad. and the restaurant even provided candles and a lighter~ we sung him the birthday song in both canto and english~ win jie jie cut dad the biggest slice, @ my request. :)
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo. yup, the disabled loo's still FREEZING!! XD
-then the jies jies took me to city plaza for shopping! i told them i needed to find something panda-ry for kwany; hilary jie jie immediately found me a shop!
-florence jie jie found and suggested panda slippers, but hilary jie jie found panda lego!
-afterwards, i still had money leftover, so i asked the jie jies could they please help me find a bday present for dearest dad.
-while hilary, win and ronnie were all checking out shoes, florence and i went to toys'r'us to see if sth cool could be found for dad, but nothing suitable appeared.
-instead, we went and bought dad a tee! i told them dad's favourite colour was red; they chose, then got me to stand up so they could use me as a measuring guide. :P
-afterwards, there was still time for an ice-cream cone from haagen dazs! :D hilary jie jie had a belgium chocolate cone, and got me a cookies and cream one. when i asked her the difference between normal chocolate and belgian chocolate, she replied that belgian chocolate's richer and has actual chocolate pieces inside.
-after that, the parents came to pick me up, and we said our byes to all the jie jies.
-we caught the MTR home. PIG mum stopped @ fairwood to buy a charsiu rice box for our dinner tonight.
-back home, PIG mum showered me.
-rekitted, i wrote out dad's bday card for him, then gave him his birthday present before he went celebrating his bday with all his nieces, nephews and bernard! they're playing baddy somewhere~
-toms: just church, nothing special. can't remember what's happening in the arvo, but oh well. yay, forty-five minutes for myself online now!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post9

good evening!
just as i type this, PIG mum calls dinner.XD well, fingers crossed i can bbl with last night's and today's events!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 8b

hey, i almost forgot! the spam count for the week's sixty-two. righteo, continuing today's events?
-i tootled online, happily reading fanfiction. i read, ands read ... all the way till dad came home with some lunch from fairwood! that was @ like 3pm, BTW. XD
-he gave me about half a bowl of rice and three small slices of charsiu. lol, no vegies. XD nothing to drink, either! oh well. i also munched two not-very curry curry puffs and had some maltesers.
-then i went to the loo once for two tinkles, managing okay by myself.
-back outside, i just watched television and played with dad's mobile coz he said i wasn't allowed back online for 1.5 hrs.
-then i spoke with bernard! think he's gonna play baddy with dad toms.
-well, we're off to aunty nga's place for dinner tonight.
-and toms, i'm seeing hilary jie jie for lunch! hopefully, she'll get florence, win and ronnie jie jies to come along too! then, hopefully the parents'll leave me alone to spend some time with them! like, how PIG mum got to rock out and see her friend without including me today, i wanna spend some time with the ladies by myself, too! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 8

good morning! *sigh* hong kong's still freezing (by my standards, anyway XD) anyways, events for today?
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i fell asleep last night and once more @ like 5am this morning. the funny thing was that aunty lai went first, which woke up PIG mum, then after she went, she woke up me, then after i went, i woke up dad! the other funny thing was that after dad went, he climbed up the ladder to kiss PIG mum good morning! i was like, "err, father, please stop. if you join PIG mum on that bed, you'll overweight it, and it'll collapse - on me!" luckily, dad saw the sense of my words and didn't climb all the way. XD
-after brushing teeth and sitting over the loo for two tinkles, PIG mum fried us turnip cake for breakfast! i munched two slices and also drank one yummy mug of horlicks 'incorrectly'.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela on like twenty minutes of that touch sensation exercise that katrina had set for me, before finally allowing me online, after taking me once to the loo first.
-she just finished ringing someone on behalf of aunty lai and hit me with the eye goo.
-well, PIG mum's having some fun today, off to see some old acquaintance! as for me, i'm stuck here. gonna get my naruto fix now, cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 7c

one final good evening! gosh, era's freezing ... but i can't wear the glove, else my fingers'll be too fat to type! XD anyways, final, final events for tonight?
-after PIG mum had her shower, we all settled down for dinner, just the stuff we bought from fairwood, plus lots and lots of yummy boiled kailan. dinner was washed down with one yummy bottle of horlicks.
-PIG mum took me once more to the toilet before i returned online.
-toms: well, PIG mum's rocking out to see her friend, so she can't take me anywhere. :( doubt dad will, so just fingers crossed i can spend several good hours online before we all head down to aunty nga's for dinner! righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 7b

good evening! wow, have i had an adventurous day today!
-first, we caught the MTR to cityplaza. lotsa walking, poor legs. ><
-after going once to the loo, we had lunch with jacinta (who lives @ tai koo), janice and wilfreddy @ ruby tuesday! weird name, i know, but hey.
-dad and i shared (meaning he had most of XD) some BBQ pork ribs. janice gave me some yummy cabonara pasta, and i gave her back one yummy chippee.
-after saying bye to them, we met up with aunty lee and her mum! we had arvo tea @ ... cafe di coral? i had 1/3 of this club sandwich. rolls, carrie, ashley and karry joined us.
-then we caught the MTR home.
-PIG mum showered me, then i plopped online. she's having a shower now, but yakking to dad through the bathroom door. XD
-we bought some dinner from fairwood before coming home; i expect we'll eat once PIG mum finishes showering.
-toms ... lol, we're going down to aunty nga's for dinner toms night, but nothing's planned for tomorrow day. hopefully the parents'll take me somewhere nice, otherwise hopefully i can spend several good hours online!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post7

good morning! and HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!! anyways, time to go see janice for lunch now; fingers crossed i can bbl with today's events! else, cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 6c

one final good evening! not much to report tonight:
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before she and dad went down to the fairwood @ chai wan shopping centre to buy us dinner from fairwood.
-i tootled online until they got home.
-dinner tonight was rice, lotsa choy sum, one small chunk of chicken, about two of charsiu and ... i think that's it. XD
-dinner was washed down with one little yummy bottle of yakult. then PIG mum took me once more to the loo before i returned online.
-toms: nothing, i don't think. hopefully, i can spend some good time online, because then i'm meeting janice for lunch @ cityplaza! :D
-well, dad says i can stay online till 9pm. bejeweled time! :D
-righteo, cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 6b

hello again! it's 4:45 now, and lots has happened today!
-before we left, PIG mum took me once to the bathroom first.
-then we caught the MTR for like, forever! changing trains @ least three times, we finally made it to the surface. only i was sad/grumpy/depressed coz there was a flight of FORTY-EIGHT steps of stairs to conquer! ><
-but 'twas awesome to see cousin teresa, uncle dickdick and franco again! one of the first thing i asked franco was, "in cm, how tall are you now?" franco replied, "oh, about 161cm." i was like, 'damn! i'm only 160cm. but i'm like THIRTEEN YEARS OLDER than you, you're still supposed 2b shorter than me!" XD
-we ate lotsa yummy food! the only bummer was that they didn't have ANY chicken sushi! but i enjoyed some eel, some inari, some sweet and sour pork, two chicken wings (franco ate SIX! he's also got an ipad, lucky boy!), etc.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo, and once more before we left. i ordered franco to come stand beside me so i could measure our heads. "damn, you really are taller than me, now." i griped. XD
-anyways, 'twas down those forty-eight steps again before another long ride on the MTR.
-sadly, the moment we reached the end of the chai wan MTR station, dad, immediately kicked me outta sparkless2 and Forced me to walk ALL the way back home! >< well, we did stop @ maccas to share half a mcflurry first, PIG mum also having spoonfuls from me.
-but, finally, back home, i went once to the loo and plopped online.
-right now, dad's showering, aunty lai's yakking on the phone and PIG mum's in pigland.
-dunno what's happening toms ... maybe we're meeting janice for lunch @ city plaza! well, cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 6

good morning from cold and rainy hongkong! brr ... XD righteo, events since my last post?
-before dinner, PIG mum took me once to the loo.
-lotsa yummy food for dinner last night!
-uncle cheesecake has become uncle ice cream! karry and i both enjoyed two scoops of cookies and cream ice cream :D
-before that, though, i went and did a stinky unspeakable.
-then we caught the MTR home and immediately went to bed.
-today: PIG mum took me to the loo once around 6am and once more around 9:30am, where she decided i'd shower, too.
-afterwards, dad fried us yummy turnip cake uncle cheesecake had given us for breakfast! PIG mum chipped in with two wee chunks of bread, and i washed all that down with some chinese tea before plopping online.
-we're going out now to see uncle dickdick, cousin teresa and franco for sushi! :D
-righteo, cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post5c

now, it's hello from uncle cheesecake's house!
-after lunch, the parents and i caught a taxi to uncle cheesecake's place. when we arrived, it started drizzling lightly.
-inside, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i crashed on the sofa. dad plopped online, uncle cheesecake's wife was playing some computer game on the laptop i'm now using, uncle cheesecake and PIG mum ate pistachios while i drank some chinese tea.
-when second, third and fourth aunties arrived, PIG mum went to pigland and they all began playing mahjong.
-dad lemme plop online, dunno what he's doing now.
-well, it's 5:35pm right now; dunno if i can come back online tonight. but hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

hon kong post 5b

hello again! we're @ second aunty's house now! and it's bloody FREEEEZING!!!! (okay, so not really freezing, just low single digits, but i'm a cold frog, and i'm FREEZING!! XD anyways, events after my post this morning?
-after PIG mum returned home from shopping, she took me to the loo once, then we headed off for the long MTR trip to second auntys! we must've switched trainjs @ least three times, if not more!
-*sigh* there were several stairs to conquer to second aunty's house, too. i managed.
-lol, second aunty calls me 'sai mui' ('little sister' in canto)! she fed me two mushrooms for entree!
-then for lunch, we had rice, salmon, mushrooms, scallops and lettuce.
-PIG mum helped me once to the loo afterwards, then fruit was served! i had half a banana and one slice of apple, skipping out on the orange.
-then i plopped online to check if janace had replied me. we're hoping to meet for lunch on thursday!
-uncle cheesecake and fourth aunty's here too. :)
-toms, i think dad's finally taking me to see uncle dickdick, cousin teresa and franco! righteo, cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. black sesame dessert, yummy!

hong kong post 5

good morning! lol, i'm pretty sure that i can count the number of times i've started a post with 'good morning' with one hand! XD
-unsurprisingly, i again slept soundly till around day break before nature called. after a loo trip, i returned to sleep as the parents went outside to buy breakfast. they enjoyed breakkie out, lucky things!
-when they came back, i got up, brushed teeth, used the loo (my monthlies arrived) and enjoyed a delicious breakfast of half a sausage bun and half a pork floss bun and one mug of warm horlicks before plopping online.
-PIG mum's gone out to buy several things; dad's requested a pair of PINK pants!! XD

-just yakking with serena now.
-this arvo, think we're off to uncle cheesecake's place!
-again, dunno when i can come back online again, so cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post4b

good evening! wow, lots has happened since my post earlier today!
-we went down to fairwood for lunch. i got a yummy mini drumstick and mini hot dog! i drank a warm horlicks~
-then we caught the MTR forever to get to first aunty's new place!
-still about four steps to conquer, though. oh well.
-my three meter tall cousin was there! when mother took me once to the toilet before dinner, i walked up to him, measured myself against him, then decided, "yup, the cold's definitely made you shrink." XD
-i sat beside uncle cheesecake for dinner! rice, three pork balls, lotsa lettuce, one mushroom and some black fungi that uncle cheesecake had gotten from somewhere! much thanks to ching ying who got me a fork.
-after dinner, i sat and chatted with uncle sam until PIG mum took me inside the room to try out the massage chair.
-each massage goes for ten minutes; i enjoyed THIRTY MINUTES on it! PIG mum was too busy with cousin claudia, see. XD
-when we left, we caught a bus instead of catching the MTR. dad had gone out with sunny to find a bus earlier, see.
-back home, PIG mum ordered that i shower, before i plopped online.
-toms: we don't haveta go to uncle cheesecake's to pay our respects until early afternoon, i don't think, so hopefully i can spend some good time online toms! but cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post4

good afternoon! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR, everyone!! righteo, events since my last post?
-another awesome sleep last night, phew. nature called around dawn, then i went back to sleep as the parents went down to buy maccas for our breakfast.
-after the parents got back, PIG mum got me kitted, i went to brush my teeth and used the loo once more. breakfast was the leftovers of PIG mum's breakfast: half a hashbrown, 1/3 a chunnk of beef pattie, maybe some egg? lol, i can't remember. XD but i do remember the parents suddenly chucking a cow @ me. ><
-lol, dad wouldn't gimme my red pockets until i'd said ten of those four word sayings specifically for CNY! i said around seven; PIG mum chipped in with two, then i just made the last one up! XD
-when aunty nga and mickey arrived, we all posed for more photos. lol, mickey's mega-adorable: he can't quite say 'cheung cheung' yet; more like 'deung deung'. awww! XD
-PIG mum took me to the loo. i asked for a mug of water then did a stinky unspeakable.
-anyways, they've all just left to go pay their respects to uncle fung's side of the family.
-personally, i'm hoping that PIG mum'll wake up soon, take me once to the loo then feed me lunch! XD
-thi morning, dad also rang all his siblings to pay his respects. i had a yak to second aunty (who told me that both her kids are still snoring! XD) and uncle dickdick, who said we'd have our japanese dinner together on wednesday! can't wait~ and dad gives him lotsa respect, calling him 'dick gor' ('gor being 'older brother in canto) when dad's about two years older than him!
-righteo, cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 3b

one final good evening! here's how i spent the rest of today:
-i tootled online until PIG mum woke from pigland. she took me to the loo once, then we sat down and watched television, waiting for the 6pm news.
-dad didn't wake till 7pm, and, instead of taking us out for dinner, decided that he and PIG mum would go out and bring us back some dinner from fairwood.
-but yay! PIG mum brought back yummy sweet and sour pork, chicken and normal pork! i had that with about one bowl of rice. and dinner was washed down with one bottle of yummy yakult! you know, hong kong has bigger yakuylt than brisbane!!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo then we all sat watching TV. pig MUM SAT IN THE MIDDLE, DAD TO HER RIGHT AND ME TO -sorry, shrieking! >< - her left. dad and i were exceedingly mature and promptly leaned in, squashing her. XD
-anyways, dad says i've gotta hit the sack @ 9:30. eep, five minutes left! typetypetype~
-it's CNY toms! public holiday! but PIG mum says that the bakery will still be open; hopefully she'll buy me some yummy bun for breakfast~
-don't think there's any plans for the arvo; hopefully i can spend some time online. :)
-then, we're all hitting first aunty's place for new year's day dinner!
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post3

hello again! so happy i can come back online this afternoon~ righteo, events continuing from my last post?
-we went to aunty nga's house! whilst we were catching public transport, i silently rehearsed how i would greet terri jie jie (or whatever her name really was! :P) in canto. XD
-when we arrived, she told me her name was actually sth really super-complicated, like terrianie! "just call me 'annie'", she laughed.
-anyways, annie made lotsa yummy food for us; like vegetarian sushi and fish!
-AFTERWARDS, pig MUM HELPED ME ONCE TO THE LOO, THEN I SAT AND ENJOYED THE COMFY MASSAGE CHAIR FOR LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES! woah, sorry, shrieking! ><"
-all too soon, 'twas time to leave~
-back home, dad left for cousin teresa's, while PIG um immediately kicked me off to bed.
-but i had another awesome sleep last night, with nature not calling till about dawn! :D
-and PIG mum found me a sausage AND pork floss bun for breakfast!! :D
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo then we went downstairs to church.
-both the pastor and his wife rushed over to greet us; dad talked with the pastor, mum the pastor's wife.
-suddenly, someone came and asked me, "do you recognise me?" unsurprisingly, i didn't, but she said she was nurse choi! she's not really a nurse, i think she's a missionary, dunno why she gets called 'nurse choi'.
-then someone else came over and asked me the exact same question! luckily, i was prepared, coz i'd really only met two ladies from the church. XD "you're aunty quan ying!" i guessed correctly. her little daughter was with her, and i thanked her again for the cool phone strap with my name they'd crossed-stitched for me last time i was in hong kong, but most importantly, i was able to thank quan ying yee yee for coming along to aunty lai's and helping my dearest grandma with her showers before she passed away. :)
-luckily, the parents didn't gleefully force me to stand for worship. :) i sang the english version for two songs i recognised.
-the pastor had invited some school head to share with us this morning! he said he didn't meet his wife till she was almost twenty, so one year, decided to buy her like twenty years' worth of birthday presents, to make up for all those years he hadn't known her!
-afterwards, mum took me once to the loo, then we went and had lunch @ the chai wan shopping centre @ fairwood. i had no time to browse the menu, coz the moment we entered the mall, dad ordered that i walk, so when dad said there was charsiu rice, i said i'll have it.
-aunty lai got vermicelli and a drink; the parents and i just drank water.
-then the horrid parents made me walk all the way back to aunty lai's apartment! ><
-back home, PIG mum passed me two mugs of water and ordered that i do a stinky unspeakable; me, the ever-obedient child, complied. XD
-then i plopped online, but nature's calling now! phew, PIG mum's stirring, hopefully, she'll take me.
-righteo, dunno when i can post again, so hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post2

hello again! lots has happened since my post yesterday arvo!
-we left for uncle cheesecake's place around 7pm and spent FOREVER on the MTR! lol, the joys of HK's peak-hour traffic. XD
-but we arrived @ uncle cheesecake's place eventually, and saw all of dad's siblings! even third aunty!! she even cooked us awesome dinner! i loved the sweet and sour pork. :) and lol, first aunty: even though she's eighteen years older than dearest dad, she's still very motherly, getting me more vegies. XD
-after dinner, PIG mum moved me away from the table, and i chatted with rolls, who told me that he studied @ calgary in canada.
-before we left, PIG mum helped me once more to the loo.
-we all jammed into a taxi! we being the parents and i, rolls, carrie and ashley! 'twas too squishy for seatbelts~
-coolest thing: there's a computer touchscreen on the back of the passenger seat! i poked around with that while the taxi driver tootled us all home.
-after dropping the chau's off @ tai koo, the taxi driver drove us back to aunty lai's.
-repeat the usual nightly routine, zzz.
-today:
-considering the events of yesterday, 'twas not really a very big surprise that i slept right through almost till sunrise before nature called!
-when nature called a second time, i called for PIG mum, only to have aunty lai answer me, "she's gone out to buy bread for breakfast with your dad." so i went back to sleep.
-when the parents came back, PIG mum took me to the loo, then i sat and enjoyed my first sausage bun in hong kong! :D and huge thanks to mickey who left me one popper of milk to drink! :)
-after one more loo trip, dad took us to the new year's markets! i picked up a dragon head hat and a cute little red dragon, who i named 'xiao hong' (little red in canto).
-we met up with rolls, carrie, ashley and karry!
-then we had yum cha with aunty sally!
-i ordered a hokkien fried rice and was content to trade one bowlful for one charsiu bun, but for some reason, mum, aunty sally, karry and ashley all got a bowl! aunty sally kindly passed me one little piece of charsiu, but horrid PIG mum stole it. :( lesson learnt: in the future, whenever PIG mum's around, i'm eating all the yummiest things from my bowl first.
-we caught the MTR home. i counted; there's fifteen steps to conquer @ that station.
-back @ aunty lai's, PIG mum showered me then i plopped online.
-going to aunty nga's for new year's dinner now!
-hopefully cya toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

hong kong post 1b

one final good evening!
-we caught the MTR for AGES before we reached uncle cheesecake's house! i think 'twas the peak hour traffic, with everybody finishing work for the day when we went for a ride.
-and i saw cousins karry and kinying, all my aunties and uncle cheesecake!
-PIG mum ordered i stand up to greet third aunty, whom i hadn't seen for like, FIFTEEN YEARS!! and she cooked yummy dinner, too! i love sweet and sour pork and tofu. but there was also chicken! and chinese mushrooms, and fish!
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once to the loo, then i sat and chatted with rolls, while first aunty fed ashley oat flakes. i pinched her chubby lil cheeks, BTW. :P
-then first aunty passed me one small pack of oat flakes, which i shared with PIG mum, while dad showed me some framed photos of him with his siblings.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-the parents, the chau family and i all cramed into one taxi! the driver drove them first back to tai koo, then us to aunty lai's place. think the bill came to sth like %130HK dolars.
0i popped back online very briefly; uncle colbert asked the parents ring him, but that it's not urgent. dad did.
-toms: sleep in, then hopefully dad'll take us out for the CNY markets! then toms night we're having some CNY dinner with aunty nga's family. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend, and cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. karry told me that my three meter tall cousin sunny's doing his mastewrs in IT.

hong kong post

hello from hk!
-last night, after uncle colbert dropped us off @ the airport, we checked in. lol, the 'pat down' searxh i received last time because i'm now wheelchair bound has now become a 'rub down' search! XD very gentle~
-but i was sad coz by the time the dinner trolley reached us, they'd run out of the chicken and rice! >< i had the fish; both parents chose the pasta with red sauce. @ least there was the yummy mango weis bar. :)
-i watched puss in boots (great movie), used the loo once then snored my head off.
-in fact, i snored so happily that i only awoke when the breakfast trolley was only two ppl before me! XD
-but i got one chicken sausage, ham and eggs for breakfast. both parents had prawn congee, eww. XD
-when we arrived in hong kong, dad called a taxi, which drove us all the way to aunty lai's place!
-wowee! little mickey's grown so tall!
-but horrid mother: we'd only been @ lai's place five minutes when she reduced poor mickey into tears! o_O
-i went to the loo twice then everyone left for lunch. dad's gone to find his rellies already.
-PIG mum kicked me to bed. i snored briefly, until aunty lai came THUNDERING @ the door! XD
-only, she hadn't brought back any lunch for us! so PIG mum went herself. then, while she ate, she gossipped away to aunty lai. i waited fifteen minutes before asking was she ever gonna feed me, coz i was hungry too! PIG mum just snapped back that she had to feed herself first. hey, no biggie.
-lunch was leftover pork and fish fillet and tofu and vegies with rice, and was washed down with some honey water.
-then pig mum headed off into pigland and i tootled online. aunty lai's playing some noisy game on her mobile right now.
-righteo, cya again some other time!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 78b

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 3409.
-sad night tonight. :( old old grandma passed away. :( mum to six, grandma to thirteen, great-grandma to four, she'll be sadly missed. :(
-but writer's group restarted today. :)
-and i saw naz for a kebab, told him i wouldn't be back until mid-feb. when i told him there weren't any kebabs in hong kong, he gave a mock gasp of horror. XD
-anyways, uncle colbert's come to drive us to the airport. i've decided not to take pedro back with me, and i'm certainly NOT planning to fall to my death!
-cya when i cya!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 78

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2471 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'conformed or transformed? (1)' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and FIFTY-ONE MINUTES online after i get home from a torture session with vincent the bloody physio!!!! but it's almost about time to leave, so fingers crossed i can bbl, okies? otherwise, see everyone in hong kong!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post90b

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total now stands @ 2222. hey, nice number. XD actually, sorry, it's now 2348, coz i went once more to the loo. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-when carol arrived, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom after having a yak with PIG mum.
-one nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut. when she was rinsing my hair out for me, i sang her 'this is the song that never ends' like four times. XD
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle and got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. huge thanks to aunty wendy who brought me two buns: one green tea and one (i'm presuming :P) chocolate! i had the green tea one, which carol cut up for me; 'twas yummy, only it contained red bean, which i don't like! XD carol also made me one cup of tea, white and two, which was my official cup to hold 'incorrectly' today.
-once i finished, carol washed the dishes then turned channel ten's news on.
-then she massaged ela for about thirty, maybe thirty-five minutes, painting her green tea colour with red bean spot colour today.
-carol took me once more to the loo before she left. i hugged her good-bye and she also fed hungry several times.
-sadly, i couldn't return online coz PIG mum decided to gleefully force poor ela to play piano for absolutely ages. but like i keep saying, i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful god tore away my ability to play semi-decently.
-after that, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once.
-that was followed by ages of ankle exercises for poor elf, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-when she claimed to plod her own twenty, i sat and watched tomic play! his name's 'bernard', just like BT, but he emphasises the second syllable, not the first.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa yummy harlic stem, a lil of ham and egg. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy peppermint tea, divided into three mugs, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. zero thanks to PIG mum who considered her dinner and the tennis more important than watching her only disabled daughter walk safely to the bathroom and back, but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall. and much thanks to dearest dad who walked back with me to the computer. :)
-lol, tomic must've won his game afterwards, coz PIG mum was willing to walk behind me when nature called again! :P
-toms: hey, writers' group resumes!
-fingers crossed PIG mum'll take me to see naz for a burger toms, so i can say bbl!
-and cathy's coming to shower me, and we're hitting garbo! :D
-but she'll drive me home early, coz we're leaving for the airport: midnight flight to hong kong, here i come!! :D
-righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post90

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1317 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'grace' and thirdly, i'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves!!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. then i spent the ten minutes until 8am having a mostly silent to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, i cuddled bear bear and started counting myself back asleep, but before that was achieved, PIG mum came inside and poked me with 'fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to turn on the tap five times before letting me sit.
-she went upstairs to change, leaving me with one mug of water. i just finished my quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, taking occasional sips from the mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, she tootled us off to the springwood maccas! we listened to the grease musical soundtrack all day, and PIG mum of course gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-while she drove, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, and once we arrived, PIG mum helped me to the loo once.
-mrs. dent had arrived, too! after exchanging hugs, i went to sit @ the sofa table.
-*sigh* this time, horrid PIG mum restricted me to just strawberry pancakes, with one hash brown and on orange juice, oh well. she also totally commandeered the conversation; i didn't mind, coz i'm used to that. mrs. dent was also super-nice, letting PIG mum waffle on.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-when she tootled us home, era helped ela stretch for about eight minutes, also opening and closing her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-back home, mother kindly flicked on nine's morning news hour for me, which i watched until aunty wendy arrived @ 11:25, five minutes early.
-she fed me lunch around midday: another eight yummy fried dumplings, plus one bowlful of frozen vegies and one kiwi. i also drank one mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, aunty wendy took me once to the loo, and passed me one mug of water, the second i could hold 'incorrectly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, aunty wendy massaged ela for like one hour, while i read the king's speech.
-after aunty wendy finished massaging ela, she ordered i drink one full mug of water, my third to hold 'incorrectly'.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before i turned on the computer and plopped online. i won't see her for awhile, coz while i'm going to hong kong, she's going to vietnam!
-anyways, carol should arrive in like ten minutes, it's 3:50pm now.
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else:
-one final torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that i won't fall!
-one last chance to persuade PIG mum to please take me to see naz for a burger afterwards.
-then carol's coming and taking me to garbo!
-then we're finally off to hong kong!! :D
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post78c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 2253. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-cathy Forced me to walk out to the kitchen, where i got all the ingredients for arvo tea out for her, in the hope that she'd gimme the perfect arvo tea, but alas, 'twas to no avail. :( meaning january's a miserable failure. >< i'll just haveta hope that i can get the perfect arvo tea twice some other month during this year, to make up for january's failure. :(
-i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished, cathy massaged ela for exactly twenty minutes. i mean, is she lazy or sth? depending on how fast i eat, sometimes ela gets massaged for like forty minutes! but nope, never cathy. only twenty.
-before she left, she took me to the loo once before promptly leaving @ 5:40pm. she's back on thursday, and taking me to garbo one more time before we leave for hong kong!
-i tootled online briefly, and was just about to listen to nine's news when PIG mum awoke from pigland and immediately and gleefully forced me offline to force poor ela to practise piano for more than thirty minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful god took away my ability to play semi-decently.
-afterwards, i went to the loo once. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything.
-then PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to hike the stairs once.
-and back downstairs, she gleefully forced poor elf on awhile of ankle exercises before she gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill before claiming to do the same herself while i watched ABC's news.
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa yummy garlic stem, several wee chunks of meat (meaning i've forgotten what XD) dinner was washed down with one delicious mug of peppermint tea, which i was very carefully to hold 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo after dinner before returning online. zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who couldn't be bothered watching me walk safely there and back, but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall. :)
-*sigh* well, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed in about ten minutes, but i'm not complaining, coz we're meeting mrs. dent @ the coffee club for breakfast! fingers crossed i can get one WHOLE eggs benedict to myself and not haveta share with PIG mum!
-then, late morning, aunty wendy'll come mind me for three hours. think PIG mum's gonna go buy me some cushion for sparkless2?
-and carol's coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post78b

hello again! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 793. righteo, continuing today's events?
-cathy came @ 3:40, yakked to PIG mum for almost the next twenty minutes, before Forcing me to walk to the bathroom for my shower - hairwash today. also thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. cathy rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-hey, fingers crossed i can bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post78

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 436 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's 'pray for your pastor'. righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night, once more @ pre-dawn (meaning the sky was lightening but 'twasn't light enough to see the clock yet) and once more when dad left for work @ 7:50. then i spent the ten minutes until 8am having a mostly silent to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled and snored, waking to use the pot :P twice more and also yelling upstairs to let PIG mum know that the phone was ringing.
-don't think i got up until after midday, actually. XD
-i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times before letting me sit down.
-lol, i was served entree this morning! one banana and two tiny chunks of garlic bread~
-then, lunch was one crumbed fish with a lil mayo. i asked PIG mum to please make me a milo, but she refused, just giving me plain water and exactly one mouthful of milk.
-afterwards, i drained the rest of the water then went and did a stinky unspeakable before plopping online. luckily, i didn't fall. :) PIG mum was chatting to fourth aunty, i think.
-anyways, cathy's coming from 3:45 till 5:45 today, dunno why. but it's my last chance for getting a perfect arvo tea! coz goodness knows carol won't toms, and i'm not having arvo tea on thursday coz i'm going to garbo! well, if i can't get it during january, i'll haveta aim for getting it twice during some other month.
-toms: think i can sleep-in again, coz it's just aunty wendy coming to mind me toms. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing wednesday!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i was hoping that PIG mum'd take me out to see naz for a kebab, coz i haven't this year yet, i don't think. :( but she's still being SPITEFUL and refusing; it's her way of getting back @ me after i wasted money trying to ring her mobile coz i wanted to attend the SHINE fellowship break-up party! PIG mum still got her own way, though, coz i couldn't attend. :(

monday post 80d

good evening! em's final, final plodding total for monday now stands @ 2344. righteo, final, final events for today?
-when the parents still hadn't summoned me over for dinner @ 7:45 i called out and asked when were they ever gonna feed me. turns out PIG mum hadn't eaten yet either; she was too busy ogling federer demolish his first round opponent! XD
-actually, before, leanne rang me back! we had a bit of a yak, useless me getting slightly teary about the disability god's given me. :( also, leanne will be going to italy and some other country with her housemate yvonne come feb! meaning we won't speak again till march, but we can still keep in contact through e-mails. :)
-dinner was rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, one yummy chinese mushroom and two/three small slices of yummy chicken, which i of course saved for last.
-dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy peppermint tea! remember some rep who'd left a teabag in our letterbox? well, i drank that, loved it and PIG mum went and bought me some! think she said they were ten for two bucks. anyways, i made very sure to drink them 'correctly'.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. zero thanks to PIG mum who wouldn't walk behind me, coz she was too busy watching wozniacki play than watch her only disabled daughter walk safely to the loo and back, but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall. :)
-well, PIG mum's gleefully forcing me off to bed come 9:30pm. fair enough, she says she's not feeling well.
-toms: dunno! must check if there are any nice movies out @ plaza! dunno who's coming to shower me toms, either. anyways, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 80c

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2007. yay, i'm just over two grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-we went to aunty anna's for our haircuts. PIG mum chucked some ALMIGHTY COW @ me for hitting the hazard lights. *sigh* something i'm not allowed to do anymore. :(
-as usual, aunty anna cut my hair first. actually, she cut it shorter than usual, closer to my ears, coz we're going back to hong kong very soon! "eep, please don't accidentally snip my ears off!" i squeaked. and, once she had finished, i checked both ears. phew, still there. XD
-once aunty anna went around the other side to cut PIG mum's hair, PIG mum immediately struck up a conversation with her, while i browsed a new idea mag from jan 2011.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once before tootling us home. again, era helped ela stretch for just over five minutes, like she'd done for the trip to.
-back home i returned online. zero thanks to PIG mum who refused to walk behind me, back i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall. :)
-carol arrived three minutes early today, and after PIG mum showed off to her all the things she'd bought for our hong kong family, carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo tea. sadly, she only allowed me one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but hey, she lemme squirt mayo, meaning this week's been all satisfied, yay! :) actually, i squirted her with the mayo not a :o( but CYA, which carol guessed and had a good laugh about. XD
-actually, i asked and surprisingly carol fed me a banana! she did ask what i'd eaten already, though. i told her that mother wouldn't mind, coz 'twas only fruit.
-after i'd finished eating, carol massaged ela for a good thirty minutes while we watched ten's news. the most interesting surname i found was 'hambleton'.
-@ 5:55, carol took me to the loo once more @ 5:55, before i signed her off and said my thanks and byes. she's back on wednesday, and is having prawns and salad for dinner tonight, eww. XD
-i listened to nine's news online.
-and dearest dad's just come home! :) i yelled upstairs to notify PIG mum of his arrival, but i guess she can't quite drag herself awake downstairs yet. XD
-well, dunno what's happening toms, just fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

monday post 80b

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 1565. yay, i'm just over 1.5 grand. but yeah, i'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves!!!! righteo, continuing today's events?
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we kept listening to my grease musical soundtrack disc all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physio's place. while she drove, era helped ela stretch for about ten minutes, also opening and closing her palm seventy-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-phew, i didn't fall today. :) horrid vincent wouldn't let ela grab a lolly, either, but hey, the main thing was that i didn't fall. :)
-PIG mum tootled us home for lunch, getting her revenge on me for raising the phone bill higher than usual by refusing to take us out. :( i can only pray that she'll take me to see naz for a burger on thursday, else it'll be @ least ONE MONTH before i can buy a kebab off him again! lol, he'll think i've moved. XD
-but lunch was yummy! two slices of garlic bread plus one bowl of sweet corn soup plus ham. :) nomnomnom~
-i went to the loo once before plopping online briefly. of course horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything. then i plopped online until PIG mum said 'twas time to leave for aunty anna's.
-hey, carol's here now, fingers crossed i can bbl tonight! otherwise dunno what's happening toms. XD
cheers,
em. ^^
-PIG mum's showing off to carol all the stuff she's bought for all our rellies in hong kong. XD

monday post 80

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1252 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'what god expects from you-faith' and thirdly, i'm still owed ONE HOUR and TWENTY MINUTES online when we get back home after our haircuts!!!! righteo, events for today?
-yay, another great sleep last night! nature didn't call until 6:20am, after which i spent the ten minutes until 6:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled and snored, waking briefly to kiss dearest dad good-bye and use the pot :P again when he left around 8am.
-after PIG mum poked me with "fifteen more minutes", i swung myself over to the pot :P for one more tinkle, just swinging myself back to bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. huge thanks to PIG mum who compromised - if i went and number twoed now but still went out to eat breakfast, she wouldn't gleefully, spitefully and therefore pointlessly force poor ela to turn the tap on five times! done deal~ even though, she did of course gleefully force me to dak myself.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the sink, where i did all the wash face, wash hands thing then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-breakfast was two weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever. i finished off my mostly silent chat to percy whilst PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-hey, hair cut time! bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post79b

good evening! em's final, final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2465. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-kwany and bee arrived. first up, we traded presents! kwany brought me a bag of twix! :D
-after using the loo once, we sat @ the gobbling :P table and yakked. kwany showed bee and i funny things from his laptop, also things like the big fight between christian and apollyon from PPP. wow, it's hard to believe, that production was done back in 2007!!
-i enjoyed two twix. much thanks to bee who poured me some milk; i took that as the cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-before bee left (lams came to pick her up) i went once more to the loo, then walked her out and thanked her for coming. :)
-then kwany and i sat @ the computer and ate chips (dad had passed kwany a packet. XD)
-pole and joey arrived. we all stayed @ the computer, ate chips and yakked.
-dinnertime, i went once more to the loo, then ate two chicken wings, two chicken drumsticks, lotsa lettuce and sth else.
-afterwards, pole walked behind me once more to the loo, then we all sat and yakked.
-dessert time! pole bought mini pavlovas for everyone!
-more yakking, then PIG mum got joey to show her stuff on my ipad.
-time to leave, i walked everyone out, thanked them for coming and said cya when i get back from hong kong!
-then i took myself once more to the loo before returning online.
-toms: just a late morning torture session with vincent the bloody physio. >< oh well, @ least i can sleep in!
-fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me for lunch @ the calamvale BBQ and chinese restaurant - and that it's actually open!! dunno how come 'twas closed last week?
-then, it's carol coming to shower me in the arvo. must remember to look up that neverending song and sing it to her incessantly. XD
-righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

sunday post79

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1987 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'expect good things from god'; thirdly, the spam count for the weekend's nine and lastly, i'm still owed TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online after kwany and bee leave!! righteo, events for today?
-another great sleep last night, yay. :) nature didn't call until 7:20, after which i spent the ten minutes till 7:30am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled but i didn't manage to fall back asleep until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-anyways, when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen - where she lemme sit! ah, if only PIG mum could sleep-in everyday, my life would be so much easier for me! XD
-breakfast was just one weetbix, with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever. afterwards, i took one small gulp from the required mug of water.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the car, and dad tootled us off for church. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day.
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all the way down to A1, i went to the loo once first, then sat down besides christy jie.
-for worship today, poor em had to stand for the FULL FIVE songs. >< i sang the harmony for one.
-speaker today was him wong, 'him sook' in canto'. he's got awesome english skills! today, his sermon was more like a sharing about china.
-afterwards, christy jie walked behind me to the loo once. i managed fine by myself, also letting era open the tap lotsa times.
-then christy jie walked behind me out to the morning tea area, where i grabbed a seat beside ... lol, someone. i've forgotten who. XD
-i stood up and hugged aunty lilian farewell; she exchanged mobiles with dearest dad, so hopefully we'll catch up in hong kong. even if it's just yum cha. XD
-PIG mum handed me half a mini meat pie, josh cham snuck me a tiny teddy chocolate, and some aunty passed me several potato chips. :)
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once more to the loo, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the 4WD, and dad tootled us home.
-back inside, i started reading my new book club novel. we're doing the king's speechg, this month!
-lunch was 2.5 wee chunks of yummy garlic bread, sth i've since forgotten XD and one of the little lotus paste treats that aunty frances gave us when she returned from hong kong. lunch was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, hopefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i took for my cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-afterwards, i went to the loo and did a stinky unspeakable. i also popped two panadol, coz the stupid headache won't leave. ><
-then i went twice more afterwards, and suddenly aunty winnie arrived with my belated christmas present! it's this stuffed toy cow! so cute!! :D
-well, kwany should arrive soon. :) we can trade presents! XD
-not sure if i can come back online afterwards, coz the parents have invited my sunday guests over for a BBQ tonight! but toms:
-prolly just a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. ><
-then carol's coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post78c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1771. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-after everyone arrived, i went once more to the loo then joined everyone for dinner.
-i had lotsa different stuff tonight! normal rice, sticky rice, two yummy scallops with tofu, etc. PIG mum poured me two wine glasses of orange juice.
-after dinner, we all yakked away. congrats to mel, who scoreed an awesome OP! :D she's got her first prederence OT offer already. :)
-uncle colbert wanted me to sit in sparkless2 and try some seat thing that PIG mum's gonna buy from officeworks.
-aunty winnie had a fiddle with ela, then engaged me in some memory exercise.
-then she told mel to yak with me, poor sam, who's sick (sounds raspy) had gone to watch television ages ago. :P
-i also had a short yak to aunty nga. i'm so excited; i'll see her soon! :D
-i went back online shortly before they all left.
-toms: just church, nothing special. dunno what's happening afterwards, but fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that we can go somewhere yummy for lunch toms! then, in the arvo, i know that kwany's coming to visit me; we can swap presents! XD righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post78b

hello again! em's new plodding total for saturday now stands @ 1328. righteo, continuing today's events?
-cathy arrived about two minutes early, yakked on with either parent, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, cathy dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got creamed. cathy rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was washing my glasses for me.
-after rinsing once under the chair, cathy Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table. afternoon tea was just some leftover ham and egg from breakfast. dunno why cathy refused to gimme some toast with that, but hey, considering that dad had originally said only fruit for arvo tea, i'm certainly not complaining! cathy also made me one mug of tea, white and two, my last cup for today to drink 'incorrectly'.
-i finished eating @ 5pm, and asked cathy to please flip ten's news on. she did, and first we checked out the cricket scores before watching the news.
-at 5:05pm, i asked cathy to please start massaging ela, but she was lazy and refused. i waited five minutes and tried again, only to be met with another refusal. i was gonna wait another five minutes and try for third time lucky, but then lazy cathy said, "i'm not gonna start until 5:25pm." XD
-at 5:25pm, cathy massaged ela for just under twenty-five minutes, painting her light green spots today.
-@5:50, cathy Forced me to walk to the loo for two tinkles. afterwards, she Forced me to walk over to the sink to wash and dry both hands, before she Forced me to walk back to the computer.
-only, the mouse cursor suddenly died! >< luckily, PIG mum brought down the mouse from the upstairs computer and phew, i can see the mouse cursor again. :)
-uncle slam and anna have arrived for dinner; we're still waiting for aunty a and the cheung family.
-which prolly means i won't come back online tonight. hope to see everyone @ church toms; i'm going for my naruto fix now!
cheers,
em. ^^

saturday post78

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1047 steps today (phew, just over one grand XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "don't be afraid (3) and thirdly, i'm still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online tonight after cathy leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when PIG mum left for work @ 7:50am. then i spent the ten minutes till 8am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P once more around 9:45am.
-and, surprise! tess came ten minutes early today! still, she lemme sleep in till 10:20am before poking me up. XD
-after using the pot :P once more for two tinkles, tess got me kitted, then we walked over to the bathroom together where i brushed my teeth. thanks to tess who squirted me some toothpaste.
-afterwards, i went to the loo and asked tess for one mug of water, please, which was the first i could hold 'incorrectly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable, also leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent conversation to him.
-afterwards, i went to wash and dry era before tess and i walked arm-in-arm out to the gobbling :P table.
-like i've said before, saturday's are my favourite breakfast days! usually, i just get two, sometimes three with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, but on saturdays, dad usually makes ham and eggs. :) then, today tess also gave me almost half a bowlful of some gluggy rice pudding/porridge thing that rodel had made, sprinkled with a lil sugar! nomnomnom~
-when i'd almost finished eating, tess massaged ela for about forty-five minutes. she says elsa's applied to study some TAFE course relating to vet work!
-dad came home and said 'twas time to leave, so tess took me to the loo once more. then, @ the 4WD, she kindly helped me with my seatbelt before we hugged our goodbyes.
-dad tootled me off to springwood, where little karis was celebrating her one-month milestone!
-i held dad's hand and walked into their house, apologising to thomas and daph for not being able to take my shoes off. karis was wide awake and rolling around in her cot. :)
-aunty anne pointed me to a seat, while dad went and reparked the 4WD elsewhere. i leaned over, sniffed daph and said, "hmm, you don't reek. guess you've showered after all, then." XD you see, for the 'sitting month' after a baby's birth, the mum isn't even supposed to shower!
-aunty anne brought me over some wombok and other vegies in a bowl. dad and i also shared half a red hard boiled egg each.
-uncle peter, the proud first-time grandpa, went around taking photos. :) that required i get up and relocate several times, but hey, no biggie.
-i also had a brief chat to thomas' mum! she told me that she's returning back to hong kong @ the start of feb.
-noting that PIG mum was almost finished work, dad decided to leave. thomas showed us out; i called a general good-bye to everyone still present.
-back inside the car, dad again gave me permission to listen to the grease musical soundtrack and he tootled us home.
-back home, i went to the loo once for two tinkles. i was intending to stay for four, but dad ordered me out. no biggie.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, i read the king's speech while dad prepared lunch.
-then he grabbed my ipad and rang cousin winnie for a chat! lol, she was still in bed, the lazybum. XD
-dad gave me about 1/3 a bowl of sticky rice for lunch and about half a mug of plain milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-when PIG mum arrived safely home, she too joined in the chat with cousin winnie.
-after she'd finished lunch also, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk online then headed up to pigland herself.
-well, cathy should arrive to shower me in like ten minutes.
-tonight: dad's invited ppl over for a BBQ! dunno why, but just in case i can't come back online tonight, it's just church toms, nothing special. fingers crossed we can go somewhere yummy for lunch afterwards, then in the arvo, think kwany's coming to visit me and we can exchange pressies!
-then another BBQ toms night - this time, the parents are inviting the ppl nice enough to visit me last year. :) righteo, hope to see everyone @ church toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 76c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for friday now stands @ 2032. yay, i'm just over two grand. :) oh, and the spam count for the week's twenty-two. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-i had one final tinkle when aunty lucia was doing elf's AFO straps.
-then i held aunty lucia's hand and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea. huge thanks to PIG mum, who brought me back three strawberry meetballs from ikea! yumyum~ sadly, though, she only lemme drink water, but i took that for my cup to drink 'incorrectly'. thanks go to aunty lucia, though, who persuaded PIG mum to gimme a lil milk. :)
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk back to the computer, and before aunty lucia left, she took me to the loo once more.
-sadly, i couldn't return online afterwards, coz PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for more than forty minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i still love playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful god took away my ability to play semi-decently.
-after that, she gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill, before claiming to do the same herself, while i watched the cricket on nine. we're doing quite well against india!
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa yummy broccoli, some yummy pork. dinner was washed down with one mug of water, which i grumpily held 'incorrectly' coz the parents had a hugespac attack @ me coz our usual telephone bill was up by thirty bucks. *sigh*
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. zero thanks to PIG mum who thought that watching the tennis was more important to her than watching her only severely disabled daughter walk safely to the loo and back, but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall. :)
-toms: sleep-in! tess doesn't come until 10am, and i usually get to sleep until 10:30 before she pokes me up. XD
-well, there's a full month celebration for baby karis; fingers crossed dad'll lemme attend that! and cathy's coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^
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friday post 76b

hello again! em's new final plodding total for friday now stands @ 1514. yay, i'm past 1.5 grand. XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-when aunty lucia arrived, she and PIG mum yakked until i held aunty lucia's hand and walked into the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to aunty lucia who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before aunty lucia flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me and i had another tinkle, then i got lightly creamed. aunty lucia rekitted me, and i had one final tinkle when she was doing elf -bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post 76

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1329 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's "don't be afraid (2)." righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night (twice before i fell asleep and once more around 3am) and once more this morning when dad left for work @ 7:50. then i spent the ten minutes until 8am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. afterwards, bear bear and i cuddled and snored until PIG mum poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i swung myself to the pot :P once more for three tinkles. PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open and close the tap five times.
-PIG mum also gleefully forced poor ela to grab me two/three weetbix for nreakfast before letting me sit. the weetbix i enjoyed with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever, and i also drank one whole mug of water @ PIG mum's order, just 'incorrectly'.
-one loo trip before PIG mum tootled me off for pincushion practice. of course she gleefully forced me to do everything.
-again, we listened to my grease musical soundtrack all day, and of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to dr. lin's, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes, also opening and closing her palm, holding each for a count of five, one seventy-five times.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walkinto the good health medical centre. surprise, kylie was there!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo first, of course gleefully forcing me to dak myself. after pincushion practise, she took me to the loo once more, and when she went herself i went outside to wash and dry both hands, also letting era open the tap lotsa and lotsa times.
-as PIG mum tootled us home, era again helped ela stretch for another ten minutes.
-back inside the house, PIG mum flicked on nine's news for me.
-when aunty wendy arrived, PIG mum rocked out to meet aunty catherine @ ikea.
-aunty wendy fried me eight yummy dumplings for lunch, plus one huge bowl of frozen vegies. i ate a banana first, and aunty wendy smeared the peel all over my face. XD
-after drinking one yummy mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly', aunty wendy took me to the loo. thanks to her who passed me one mug of water - my second to hold 'incorrectly' then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the table, aunty wendy massaged ela for near one hour, and i finished my darren lockyer autobiography!
-aunty wendy took me to the loo for two tinkles, then i plop online once PIG mum arrives home.
-she brought me meatballs for arvo tea! :D
-well, i've got about fifty-five minutes for happy reading until aunty yvonne gets here.
-toms: tess comes @ 10am. but isn't karis' full moon celebration thing happening in the arvo? dunno, will ask dad tonight. and cathy's coming to shower me in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 77c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for thursday now stands @ 2690. righteo, final, final events for tonight.
-cathy arrived around two minutes late, yakked to PIG mum for almost another fifteen minutes, then Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - hairwash today. also thanks to cathy who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye fully shut.
-i had one tinkle before cathy flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i got creamed and had another tinkle when cathy went to find two band-aids for my back. cathy rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was washing my glasses for me.
-after cathy rinsed once under the chair for me, i held her wrist and walked out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea.
-sadly, cathy only lemme have one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but i got mayo, too, so this week's been satisfied, phew.i also enjoyed one juicy nashi, and drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-cathy read my care plan while i munched away. i wonder who i'd haveta talk with to change it?
-after i finished eating, i asked cathy to please massage ela, which she did for about ten minutes, even though i've forgotten which colours, sorry. but she's back on tuesday and her daughter danielle's cooking them chicken fried rice for dinner tonight, yum.
-time to get going, cathy Forced me to walk out to the 4WD, but thanks to her who helped me buckle my seatbelt.
-meaning she rocked off early, and PIG mum tootled me off to book club!
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when i arrived, then i went over to wash and dry both hands while she went herself.
-going to the meeting room, we bumped into phil and exchanged new year's greetings. :)
-inside, more new year's greetings were exchanged, then jan wandered over to thank me for sending her my xmas greetings. erika kindly made me a cup of tea, white and two, my second to hold 'incorrectly', and passed me three bikkies, one scoth finger and two cream ones. lol, no way was i gonna tell her that PIG mum'd gleefully restricted me to only two! XD
-so we all yakked on about the book, before sharing what other books we'd read this past month. i shared how i'd finally finished johnny howard's biography and was now reading darren lockyer's one, and also why he's now got a voice that sounds like someone sprayed a can of WD40 into it. XD jen again recommended this left neglect book, which i think i'll prolly add to my birthday wishlist for this year.
-there was a new lady called jen; we didn't recognise each other, but the moment PIG mum entered the room to collect me she knew 'twas our former neighbour from barradale ct.! she was mr. thunder's wife! meaning we yakked lots; jen told me that she'd somehow heard of me falling ill through someone @ church? that james has now married and tommy's like six foot sth!
-anyways, PIG mum took me once more to the loo before she tootled us home.
-back home, dearest dad was already waiting for us. :)
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa normal lettuce and yummy broccoli and a tiny bit of yummy chicken, which of course i saved for last. dinner was washed down with just one mug of plain water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-dearest dad and PIG mum went upstairs to do sth, so i took myself to the loo and back without falling over, yeah. :)
-toms: early morning pincushion practice session. XD but i don't get to see naz for a burger coz aunty wendy's coming to mind me @ 11:30. :( lucky PIG mum's got aunty catherine to shout her out to yum cha, but says she'll bring me back a yummy charsiu bun for arvo tea, after aunty lucia comes and showers me @ 5pm. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 77b

hello again! sorry, nature called. >< em's new final plodding total for thursday? 1420. off for some reading now, hopefully cya tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post 77

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1316 steps today and secondly, TWFT topic's "don't be afraid (1)'. righteo, events for today?
-awesome, two great sleeps in two consecutive days! nature didn't call until 7:35am, after which i spent the ten minutes until 7:45am having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. dad left for work around that time also, we had a quick kiss and cuddle. :)
-i used the pot :P @ least three more times before PIG mum came to poke me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i used the pot :P once more for one tinkle, just swinging myself back into bed when i realised i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable.
-but surprisingly, PIG mum again agreed to compromise! meaning i went and did a stinky unspeakable first before going out to the kitchen for breakfast, all without PIG mum gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forcing poor ela to open the tap five times.
-breakfast was two/three weetbix with the shortest and thinnest stream of honey ever. however, after i'd finished, i had to wait while PIG mum did some phone banking, coz she'd forgot to pay off her credit card! (hope the overdue fees aren't too hefty XD)
-time to go, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to the grease soundtrack all day, too.
-when PIG mum tootled me off to vincent the bloody physios, era helped ela stretch for ten minutes. ela also opened and closed her palm @ least twenty-five times, holding each for a count of five.
-well, phew, i didn't fall today. :) neither did i get any lollies, but @ least i didn't fall.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once afterwards, then agreed to take me to the calamvale BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch, meaning i could take away half for dinner! only, it wasn't open AGAIN!! ><
-instead, we had lunch for maccas. i asked PIG mum for a chicken and bacon burger, medium chips and a top notch chocolate shake, but all she got me was a chicken and cheeseburger and an orange juice. i'm not complaining, coz i got chips! :D
-afterwards, we both happily browsed the day's courier mail until PIG mum decided 'twas time to go. she refused to take me to the loo once first; i know the real reason for that is just so she can gleefully force me to do everything @ home. :(
-which is exactly what happened, then i plopped online.
-but yay, i've got a whole hour for myself, now! :D
-even better, it's book club tonight! that's why i'm so sad that the calamvale chinese BBQ restaurant wasn't open, coz that means i won't have any leftovers for dinner. oh well. :(
-toms: sleep-in! XD coz i've got a late morning pincushion practice session with dr. lin, but no time to see naz for a burger afterwards, coz aunty wendy's coming to mind me for three hours. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing end to their week toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post89c

one final good evening! em's final, final plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3848. righteo, final, final events for tonight?
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill. when that was done, she passed me a mug of water to drink, which i of course held 'incorrectly'. then i sat and watched ABC's news while PIG mum claimed to plod her own twenty minutes.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa bok choy, a little tomato and egg and two wee slices of pork. dinner was washed down with one mug of yummy rice green tea, hopoefully sweetened with one teaspoonful of honey, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-afterwards, i went once more to the loo (of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to do everything) then i returned online briefly, until uncle colbert came, to try test out my new manual wheelchair!
-he taught me that when i wanted to move my bum back in the seat, not to tread on the flimsy footplates, but to push off the floor.
-i went once more to the loo before i returned online. PIG mum was too busy chitchatting to uncle colbert to see me walk safely there and back, but luckily, i didn't fall. :)
-perhaps, i shall fall toms instead, coz i've got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio. XD
-but fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to the calamvale BBQ chinese restaurant for lunch afterwards! that way, i can eat half them then save half for dinner tonight, after book club! can't remember who's coming to shower me toms, but hey. hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post89b

good evening! em's new plodding total for wednesday now stands @ 3656. righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol arrived two minutes early today, but PIG mum kept her yakking until @ least ten past, before carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice wet shower; yup, it's still way too stinking hot for a hot shower. XD i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was drying my glasses after washing them for me.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table for arvo tea, where sure enough, PIG mum only lemme eat a pear. :( but i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, carol massaged ela for thirty minutes. she's back on monday, and is having salad and fish fingers for dinner. PIG mum says she hasn't been able to find the sealord fish fingers for me?
-before she left, carol took me once more to the loo for two tinkles, before feeding hungry three times. see, hungry always says, "caWol, i love you the mostest!" but after carol objected that he should love me the mostest, hungry compromised and told her, "but don't worry, coz i love emily the second mostest." XD
-after carol got me outta the loo, i didn't get a chance to return online, coz PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for @ least thirty minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and unfaithful god took away my ability to play semi-decently.
-sorry, bbl!
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post89

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1613 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'what paul prayed for' and thirdly, i'm still owed ELEVEN MINUTES online after carol leaves!!!! righteo, events for today?
-after last night's activities, it's not very surprising i slept soundly right through until after PIG mum gave me fifteen more minutes before i used the pot :P for three tinkles!
-after PIG mum got me kitted, she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the bathroom, where i did the whole rinse mouth, wash hands thing. actually, i was just thankful that PIG mum overslept and so couldn't force me to walk to the kitchen and gleefully force poor ela to open and close the tap five times! XD
-but of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to buckle my seatbelt all day; we also listened to the grease movie soundtrack all day, too. wow, it contains twenty-four songs!
-kim and cass were already waiting for us; i apologised that we were late, then we headed inside.
-*sigh* horrid PIG mum wouldn't lemme get a bakehouse breakkie roll. :( instead, i had the breakkie wrap and a hash brown, drinking an orange juice. cass got these strawberry pancakes! maybe i'll try that next time~
-PIG mum took me once to the loo after i'd finished, then back outside we just kept chatting away about everything.
-hugs were exchanged before we left. :) cass says i can contact her in march to celebrate my birthday! :)
-PIG mum tootled me off to UQ for physio. i spent the trip until she reached coronation drive with both eyes closed, having a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. once PIG mum entered coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes, also opening and closing her palm, each for a count of five, @ LEAST FIFTY TIMES.
- once @ UQ, PIG mum took me to the loo once. then i went to wash and dry both hands while she went herself.
-sadly, however, PIG mum wouldn't hand me a gossip mag before going back downstairs to pay margit. luckily, though, about thirty seconds after she'd left, some random guy wandered past and passed me some edition of the who magazine to browse. :)
-katrina came and walked me in.
-like she said, ela did lotsa sensation work today, meaning i could just stay seated. :)
-lol, kat told me @ least twice that i was 'cerebral', only i didn't know what that word meant! XD "look it up." she laughed. well, i did, and it means 'Intellectual rather than emotional or physical: 'photography is a cerebral process'.
-kat walked me out to the loo before we said bye. lol, i finally got an answer to why the balcony has glass walls around it? i'd always told PIG mum that someone must've fallen off the ledge and killed themself ("don't be digusting!" yells PIG mum. XD) and kat said that she'd seen someone sitting over there with their legs dangling over, and that 'twas enough for her to order someone to put the glass panels there. XD
-after one loo trip, PIG mum tootles us off to sushi train for lunch! this time, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, also opening and closing her palm, holding each for a count of five, one hundred times.
-i ordered the fried chicken udon, while PIG mum got tempura prawn and vegie udon. we both drank green tea. only i drank all the soup (my MSG kick for today XD), which led PIG mum to declare that i was only allowed fruit for arvo tea. :( *sigh* she's like that ...
-anyways, back home, i went once more to the loo then plopped online.
-carol should arrive to shower me in about twenty minutes.
-righteo, fingers crossed that i can come back online afterwards, else it's just a torture session for me with vincent the bloody physio. >< fingers crossed PIG mum will take me somewhere yummy for lunch afterwards!
-and i've forgotten who's coming to shower me toms, but i've got book club toms night! oh, and best of all, it's ice-cream night tonight! like i always keep saying, a little's better than none @ all!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post77b

one final good evening! em's final plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 1381, but i'm still owed FORTY-FIVE MINUTES online for another time!!!! *igh* but final, final events for tonight?
-the new carer that came to take me out's from korea!
-shower first - hairwash today. also much thanks to her thar rinsed out my hair for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before she flipped the nice hot water off, she dried me, i had another tinkle then i got creamed. the carer rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's ASFO straps.
-after rinsing under the chair once for me, i yelled for mother, who had me sit outside while she hit me with the eye goo.
-only when 'twas time to leave, the carer's car broke down!! ><
-meaning PIG mum drove us in the camry, and dropped us off near the cinemas.
-we had an early dinner @ grill'd. i ate some burger with beef, bacon and cheese and drank an orange. PIG mum was horrid and wouldn't lemme have any chips. :(
-then off to the cinemas we went!
-only, the lift to upstairs broke down! my carer went to ask someone to fix it, and suddenly, we were back in business. XD
-they actually have assigned seats for people in wheelchairs! :)
-the movie was awesome; i'll write a post on embluekirby.blogspot.com prolly the day after toms. there was some really nice music, one little girl was called emily (like me! XD) and i think the actor that played faramir/some other character in TLOTR was in this movie also? i also let erl rest over ell for fifteen minutes and vice versa. also, @ some point during the movie, my carer dashed out briefly (she told me first) and when she came back, said that she'd been given another shift.
-after the movie ended, i went to the loo once more, also letting era open the tap lotsa, lotsa and lotsa times again.
-the parents met us @ the cinema entrance, and dad tootled us home.
-huge thanks to PIG mum who lemme back online briefly to quickly record all this!
-toms: gotta get up early; we're meeting kim and cass for breakfast @ maccas!
-then aunty wendy's coming to mind me for three hours; dunno what PIG mum's doing, before carol comes to shower me. best of all, it's icecream night toms night! :)
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post77

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1016 steps today (phew, i just passed one grand! XD); secondly, TWFT topic's "when you're under attack" and thirdly, em's still owed ONE HOUR online for another day!! *sigh* the list grows ever longer ... ><" anyways, events for today?
-i used the pot :P twice last night and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. then spent the ten minutes till 8am having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied.
-then bear bear and i cuddled and snored until almost midday, me waking to use the pot :P three more times.
-i used the pot :P several more times, until PIG mum came into the room and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-fifteen minutes later, i swung myself around to the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted for the day then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times, before letting me sit down.
-i watched ABC's news (telstra shares have risen slightly, yay) then read darren lockyer's autobiography until the fish were cooked.
-i enjoyed them with the thinnest and shortest streak of mayo ever, also popping my drugs :P - two fish oil, one garlic, one bilberry, one cranberry and one garlic - with one small cup of water, mug held 'incorrectly'. i then drained the rest of the mug before going to do a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but i also spent a bit of time leaning against the siderail, finishing my mostly quiet chat to percy. then i also had another brief and slightly teary one to god.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the 4WD.
-obviously, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day and we also listened to the grease soundtrack all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled me off to see kelvin leung. era helped ela stretch for ten minutes.
-in the waiting room, PIG mum handed me a new idea from last month (dec 2011)
-i got a good general clean and also asked kelvin about the clenching problem. he says there's nothing i can do about it, that it's just a sub-conscious thing.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo before we left. of course, she gleefully forced me to dak myself. but i then let era open the tap lotsa times when she was going herself. and i love the washbasin there! it's HUGE, more appropriate for washing newborn babies in. XD
-when PIG mum tootled us home, era helped ela stretch for another ten minutes.
-back home, i checked out the menus for grill'd and pancake parlour, but will just have KFC from foodcourt coz (1) horrid PIG mum won't lemme eat any chips from the restaurant and (2) won't gimme enough to have a krusher from KFC. :(
-toms: we're meeting cass and kim for breakfast @ maccas! guess aunty wendy's coming to mind me for three hours, then carol to come shower me. righteo, hoppe everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^