good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1317 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'grace' and thirdly, i'm still owed THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES online after carol leaves!!!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P three times last night and once more when dearest dad left for work @ 7:50am. then i spent the ten minutes until 8am having a mostly silent to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i'd need to get through today, giving all the happiness and all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. after that, i cuddled bear bear and started counting myself back asleep, but before that was achieved, PIG mum came inside and poked me with 'fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back inside, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to turn on the tap five times before letting me sit.
-she went upstairs to change, leaving me with one mug of water. i just finished my quiet chat to percy the angel/saint, taking occasional sips from the mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-after PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD, she tootled us off to the springwood maccas! we listened to the grease musical soundtrack all day, and PIG mum of course gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, too.
-while she drove, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, and once we arrived, PIG mum helped me to the loo once.
-mrs. dent had arrived, too! after exchanging hugs, i went to sit @ the sofa table.
-*sigh* this time, horrid PIG mum restricted me to just strawberry pancakes, with one hash brown and on orange juice, oh well. she also totally commandeered the conversation; i didn't mind, coz i'm used to that. mrs. dent was also super-nice, letting PIG mum waffle on.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo.
-when she tootled us home, era helped ela stretch for about eight minutes, also opening and closing her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-back home, mother kindly flicked on nine's morning news hour for me, which i watched until aunty wendy arrived @ 11:25, five minutes early.
-she fed me lunch around midday: another eight yummy fried dumplings, plus one bowlful of frozen vegies and one kiwi. i also drank one mug of chocolate nesquik 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, aunty wendy took me once to the loo, and passed me one mug of water, the second i could hold 'incorrectly'. then i did a stinky unspeakable.
-back @ the gobbling :P table, aunty wendy massaged ela for like one hour, while i read the king's speech.
-after aunty wendy finished massaging ela, she ordered i drink one full mug of water, my third to hold 'incorrectly'.
-aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before i turned on the computer and plopped online. i won't see her for awhile, coz while i'm going to hong kong, she's going to vietnam!
-anyways, carol should arrive in like ten minutes, it's 3:50pm now.
-fingers crossed i can come back online tonight, else:
-one final torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms. fingers, toes and all other appendages crossed that i won't fall!
-one last chance to persuade PIG mum to please take me to see naz for a burger afterwards.
-then carol's coming and taking me to garbo!
-then we're finally off to hong kong!! :D
cheers,
em. ^^
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