monday post 79b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2086. phew, i'm just over two grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol arrived five minutes early today, but we've decided that she goes @ 5pm every time, to balance out the times when she comes early and the times when she comes late.
-carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice wet - it's too stinky hot for a hot shower! XD - shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one more tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where for afternoon tea i enjoyed one juicy pear and the leftover shallot flavoured pancake for arvo tea. i also drank one mug of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey, 'incorrectly'.
-after i'd finished, carol washed the dishes then massaged ela for about thirty minutes, but i've forgotten which colours, sorry. only that she's back on wednesday and is having chips and broccoli for dinner tonight.
-before she left, carol took me once more to the loo, but sadly, i didn't get the chance to return online coz PIG mum immediately and gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for more than thirty minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the cruel and UNFAITHFUL god took away my ability to play semi-decently.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill.
-then i sat down and watched some television while she claimed to plod her own.
-in the meatime, lee rang PIG mum to tell her that he should be able to come to the BBQ the parents are throwing to thank the ppl that've come to visit me on sundays.
-aunty a arrived for dinner. originally, i think she'd rang and said she was coming to give PIG mum some clothes?
-rice tonight, with lotsa bok choy, three thin strips of pork and one chinese mushroom, which of course i saved for last. dinner was washed down with one bowl of soup.
-then i went once more to the loo before returning online.
-righteo, will need the loo once more around 9:30; cya then!
cheers,
em. ^^