sunday post77c

good evening! em's new final plodding total for sunday now stands @ 2463. righteo, continuing today's events?
-when PIG mum returned home, she insisted i shower. >< poor ela. :(
-showering took ages coz PIG mum chucked some massive cow @ me. >< yes, i understand that she likes to think that only she suffers and she struggles and that my life is piss easy for me, that everything does everything for me, and i admit, sometimes i wish that were true! however, if there is only one thing i can thank the lord bastard unfaithful god for, is that my mum's life is so easy for her, compared to what i go through everyday. yes, if you'd heard her whinge, whine and complain about how hard her life is for her, you'd also think that only she suffers and struggles and that my life is piss easy for me, but again, the only thing i can thank the lord bastard god for is that my mother's life is so incredibly easy for her. like, if the phone rings, she just gets up, goes and gets it, she doesn't haveta worry about which foot to move next, which side to put her weight on, what posture she must hold, etc. generally, i'm just thankful that she never has to worry that her next step may jolly well be her last, that she could go crashing to the floor @ any particular step.
-anyways, after PIG mum watched me shower, she then gleefully forced poor ela to practise piano for like thirty minutes. i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind, coz i've always loved playing piano, even after the lord bastard unfaithful god tore away my ability to play semi-decently.
-afterwards, still 'twasn't dinnertime! next, PIG mum gleefully forced me to complete another three mini-sudoku and attempt another crossword before she lemme read darren lockyer's autobiography.
-finally, 'twas dinnertime. rice tonight, with lotsa yummy sugarbeet/sugarloaf, some fish and one tiny shred of beef. dinner was washed down with one mug of rice green tea, which i'll admit to holding 'incorrectly' coz PIG mum was too busy watching ABC's news to notice me.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. zero thanks to PIG mum, who believed that the television was more important to her, then the safety of her only severely disabled daughter, to walk behind me, but i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall. :)
-actually, i went again just then, again without the watchful eye of PIG mum. now, normally when that happens, i try to stay online till 10pm, but PIG mum says she's gonna gleefully force me off to bed @ 9pm tonight! >< fair enough, coz i stayed to welcome in the new year last night. *sigh*
-toms: it's a make-up public holiday for new year's day yesterday falling on a weekend! good news: PIG mum'll take me to see a movie! fingers crossed we can have lunch @ maccas afterwards! but bad news: nobody's coming to help me with a shower toms arvo, poor ela. ><
-righteo, hope everyone enjoys the first week of the new year!
cheers,
em. ^^