wednesday post88

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 600 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'who is influencing you?' and thirdly, i'm still owed FORTY-ONE MINUTES online after carol leaves!! righteo, events for today?
-i used the pot :P once around 1:30am this morning, and also once more shortly before daybreak.
-then bear bear and i cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P once more around 9am and again @ 10am.
-but @ 10:15am, PIG mum suddenly wanders in and pokes me with "fifteen more minutes! it's only 10:15am! >< 'go away," i grumble @ her. "it's only 10;15; aunty wendy doesn't arrive until 11:30! there's no way i'm getting up yet." mother laughs, then replies, 'okay, fine. thirty more minutes, then."
-right after thirty minutes, PIG mum returned. i used the pot :P once more for three tinkles, she got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the kitchen, where she gleefully, pointlessly and therefore spitefully forced poor ela to open the tap five times. and before letting me sit down, she gleefully forced poor ela to grab me two weetbix for breakfast.
-the two weetbix i enjoyed with the thinnest and shortest stream of honey ever. i also took my drugs :P - two fish oil, one cranberry, one bilberry, one gingko and one garlic - with one mouthful of water, mug held 'incorrectly'.
-PIG mum kindly flicked on nine's news for me; only, it wasn't on! nine was showing some australia versus england test match.
-when aunty wendy arrived, the first thing she did was pour me one huge mug of water. but the second thing she did was gimme a small bag of chocolates! :D
-aunty wendy sliced me some kiwis and strawberries before she went to tidy my room.
-after the fruit, i went to the loo once for two tinkles.
-then, lunch was eight yummy fried dumplings, plus one mug of yummy chocolate nesquik, my first cup for today to hold 'incorrectly'.
-after lunch, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo, then sat and massaged ela for one whole hour while i read darren lockyer's autobiography.
-when PIG mum returned, aunty wendy took me once more to the loo before i plopped online. not really sure why she insists i drink one full mug of water every time after she massages ela, but hey, no biggie.
-well, if carol's punctual, she should arrive in about five minutes or so.
-fingers crossed i can come back online afterwards, else:
-just a torture session with vincent the bloody physio for me toms. ><
-fingers crossed that PIG mum'll take me to tHE CALAMVALE CHINESE bbq RESTAURANT FOR LUNCH! WELL, F-sorry, shrieking! >< firstly, let's just hope it's open this time!
-and cathy's taking me out to garbo for toms night! chips, here i come! i haven't had any for THREE WEEKS! lol, that's better than last time, where i had to wait SIX WEEKS for some! XD
-best of all, ice-cream night! like i keep saying, a little's better than none @ all! righteo, hope everyone's having a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^