monday post 80c

hello again! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2007. yay, i'm just over two grand. :) righteo, continuing today's events?
-we went to aunty anna's for our haircuts. PIG mum chucked some ALMIGHTY COW @ me for hitting the hazard lights. *sigh* something i'm not allowed to do anymore. :(
-as usual, aunty anna cut my hair first. actually, she cut it shorter than usual, closer to my ears, coz we're going back to hong kong very soon! "eep, please don't accidentally snip my ears off!" i squeaked. and, once she had finished, i checked both ears. phew, still there. XD
-once aunty anna went around the other side to cut PIG mum's hair, PIG mum immediately struck up a conversation with her, while i browsed a new idea mag from jan 2011.
-afterwards, PIG mum took me once before tootling us home. again, era helped ela stretch for just over five minutes, like she'd done for the trip to.
-back home i returned online. zero thanks to PIG mum who refused to walk behind me, back i rose above god's hatred and didn't fall. :)
-carol arrived three minutes early today, and after PIG mum showed off to her all the things she'd bought for our hong kong family, carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus freeing era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing elf's AFO straps.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own arvo tea. sadly, she only allowed me one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but hey, she lemme squirt mayo, meaning this week's been all satisfied, yay! :) actually, i squirted her with the mayo not a :o( but CYA, which carol guessed and had a good laugh about. XD
-actually, i asked and surprisingly carol fed me a banana! she did ask what i'd eaten already, though. i told her that mother wouldn't mind, coz 'twas only fruit.
-after i'd finished eating, carol massaged ela for a good thirty minutes while we watched ten's news. the most interesting surname i found was 'hambleton'.
-@ 5:55, carol took me to the loo once more @ 5:55, before i signed her off and said my thanks and byes. she's back on wednesday, and is having prawns and salad for dinner tonight, eww. XD
-i listened to nine's news online.
-and dearest dad's just come home! :) i yelled upstairs to notify PIG mum of his arrival, but i guess she can't quite drag herself awake downstairs yet. XD
-well, dunno what's happening toms, just fingers crossed i can come back online tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^