Monday, October 8, 2012

monday post 110c

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 7678. yay, pedro says i'm more than 0.75 of a normal person today! XD righteo, continuing today's events?
-breakfast was three yummy weetbix with the shortest and thinnest streak of honey ever. i also popped all my usual drugs :P and drank one full mug of water 'incorrectly'.
-before leaving, i went and did my stinky unspeakable. of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself, but hey, that's expected.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to the sink to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listen to lui fong all day, too.
-as for me, once PIG mum turns into logan road, i close both eyes and have mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him to please help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through the day, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helps ela stretch for five minutes, before ela opens and closes her palm fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-when we arrive, PIG mum takes me once to the loo, then leaves me with some mag and goes back downstairs to pay margit.
-lauren arrives for me with a walkbelt, and instead of Forcing me to walk into the gym, decides to force me to walk laps first instead. only ela isn't feeling co-operative today, and after two laps, lauren goes and asks jess for help. jess decides to tape ela's shoulder, and orders me into another room. jess draws the curtains, then goes to get sth/someone. i laugh and tell lauren, "jay was my last physio student before you. last time jess did this, i asked him could he please step outside for a sec coz jess would want me to take off my shirt to tape me, and he was a guy. luckily, jay was a gentleman and ducked out briefly, but you're a girl, so things should be alright." XD the physio that did the tape, her name was roma! (that's where darren lockyer comes from, BTW.) i almost mortally offended her when i asked her, "roma, are you an OT?" her revenge? she tried to tape era's shoulder before jess jumped in with, "um, roma. sorry, other side." XD
-afterwards, lauren got me to walk another eight laps. back inside the gym, i did about three minutes of standing practice, before i ended the day witrh both beanbag and stick work for ela.
-PIG mum took me to the loo once before leaving. originally, she'd said we'd have lunch @ home and eat the pizza she'd made, but she suddenly trs. dent for lunch @ the coffee club instead!
-anyways, while she drove us back to the coffee club, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, before ela opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-before we met mrs. dent, though, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all through woolies to buy the milk and the butter.
-when mrs. dent arrived, she brought photos of baby alexis! turns out the baby was born by c-section, just like me, coz leah's uterus had a kink? whatever that meant. but she was a big baby - 4.1kg!
-alas, PIG mum wouldn't allow me eggs benedict for lunch, nor a chocolate thickshake, but i enjoyed some yummy fish and chips (PIG mum pinched some for her and mrs. dent).
-lunch was over in like ninety minutes. the best thing: mrs. dent says we can all have lunch together @ the glen to celebrate her birthday!
-back home, i went to the loo once before plopping online until carol arrived just before 4pm.
-after having a long yak with PIG mum, she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed and dried my own hair today.
-i had one tinkle before i flipped the nice hot water off, mostly dried myself (carol helped with my back and era), had another tinkle then mostly creamed myself (again, carol helped with my back and era). i mostly rekitted myself (carol helped with elf's AFO), and had one final tinkle when carol was repinning pedro back onto my pants.
-carol Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table. hey, brb!
cheers,
em. ^^

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