good evening!
well, TWFT topic is 'forgive them, and let it go'. anyways, what happened after chrissy arrived?
-well, she seemed cranky, for some reason. prolly rolled out of bed the wrong way today.
-a nice warm shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the warm water off, one more when i was drying myself and one more when i was creaming myself. chrissy rekitted me.
-i made myself an afternoon cuppa, sweetened with a single spoonful of sugar.
-arvo tea was that cuppa - my last of the day to hold 'incorrectly' and a toasted cheese - too bad, onkly one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - and ham sandwhich. when i asked her why she hadn't given me any mayo, she just shrugged and said, "you didn't come out and get it yourself. well, hello! i was in the laundry drying myself! it's kinda hard to walk out to get anything when i don't have my AFO on! (besides, i was still stark naked. :P)
-as always, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5:40, today, she refused to till almost 5:50. and she's definitely cranky today; she didn't choose a colour to paint ela today, and when i was reading, she snapped at me to stop drumming my fingers on the table.
-anyways, when chrissy left, PIG mum made me walk back to the computer table. i tootled online, as our guests started arriving - and shock and horror!! aunty a arrived ON TIME!! *faints* lol :P
-well, i've just finished listening to river 94.9 FM's news. guess dinner will be called soon. i'll try to come back tonight with the last few sentences about today, but anna's made dessert, so no promises! :P
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
saturday post2
GOOD AFTERNOON! WELL, CHRISSY SHOULD ARRIVE IN FIFTEEN OR SO MINUTES (IF SHE'S ON TIME :p) argh, sorry, shrieking! >< anyways, let's just see how far i can get:
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself once over to use the pot :P last night without falling to her death! o_O :p
-when PIG mum got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more. back in bed, i tucked ela's thumb gently back in for some more sleep, cuddled emperor then snored my head off. :P
-wow, tess came like fifteen minutes early today! i should mix her with chrissy, that should produce someone who comes exactly on time! :) :P
-so tess dug me up, got me kitted, Forced me to walk over to the laundry to brush my teeth. but eep, my awesome new electric toothbrush was too big to balance on my cup! ><" so i just rested it on the basin instead.
-tess Forced me to walk to the toilet. two tinkles later, she Forced me to walk over and flush the toilet. i clung to the towelrack; sidestepped over to wash and dry era, then tess Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was a cup of tea, white and two, my first cup of the day that i could hold 'incorrectly'. thanks to dad who cooked me some ham and eggs. tess gave that to me with a slice of toast. actually, she'd toasted two slices for me, but i said, "umm ... i only need one, tess." then she asked if she could please eat it; of course i said yes. i also had a pastry that tess made! yummy! actually, her daughter, carlem (who's nineteen, i think. or eighteen. :P)made it. elderberry pastry, i think she said it was.
-tess said i had to play wii for one hour, so she Forced me to walk over to the couch. i played (and won :P) one game of tennis, i also set a new PB in the bowling - 135! i also learned that two strikes is called a double strike, but three strikes, for some odd reason, is called a turkey!
-tess Forced me to walk back to the table, and ordered that i play fifteen minutes of scrabble with her. this time, i won. her daughter that died in her arms from epilepsy was called jamie-lynn, and apparently, her ex-hubby was abusive! o_O
-tess Forced me to walk to the toilet, just as vincent the physio arrived. >< i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-a session on the mats today, followed by a few forced laps. whatever, i survived.
-both dad and PIG mum passed me mugs of water and ordered me to drink. i'll admit, dad's mug i held 'correctly', but mum's, 'incorrectly'. dyunno why.
-lunch today: rice, lotsa greens (lol, i don't remember which! :P), some meat - BBQ pork, maybe? and a wee chunk of ham and egg. thanks to PIG mum who poured me a plain glass of milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. oh, and one more cup to report. i held half a mug of plain milk 'incorrectly' when tessa fed me a tiny twix bar i think she found in the fridge. or brought over herself? dunno.
-PIG mum made me walk to the computer. i tootled online...
... and chrissy's just arrived. eight mins late, this time. anyways, i'll be back tonight to finish my post for today. aunty a, uncle slam and anna are all coming over for dinner tonight, cool! lol, but when i rang aunty a at 1:30pm in the arvo, she was ... sleeping. lol! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
-firstly, go em! who managed to swing herself once over to use the pot :P last night without falling to her death! o_O :p
-when PIG mum got up for work this morning, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more. back in bed, i tucked ela's thumb gently back in for some more sleep, cuddled emperor then snored my head off. :P
-wow, tess came like fifteen minutes early today! i should mix her with chrissy, that should produce someone who comes exactly on time! :) :P
-so tess dug me up, got me kitted, Forced me to walk over to the laundry to brush my teeth. but eep, my awesome new electric toothbrush was too big to balance on my cup! ><" so i just rested it on the basin instead.
-tess Forced me to walk to the toilet. two tinkles later, she Forced me to walk over and flush the toilet. i clung to the towelrack; sidestepped over to wash and dry era, then tess Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was a cup of tea, white and two, my first cup of the day that i could hold 'incorrectly'. thanks to dad who cooked me some ham and eggs. tess gave that to me with a slice of toast. actually, she'd toasted two slices for me, but i said, "umm ... i only need one, tess." then she asked if she could please eat it; of course i said yes. i also had a pastry that tess made! yummy! actually, her daughter, carlem (who's nineteen, i think. or eighteen. :P)made it. elderberry pastry, i think she said it was.
-tess said i had to play wii for one hour, so she Forced me to walk over to the couch. i played (and won :P) one game of tennis, i also set a new PB in the bowling - 135! i also learned that two strikes is called a double strike, but three strikes, for some odd reason, is called a turkey!
-tess Forced me to walk back to the table, and ordered that i play fifteen minutes of scrabble with her. this time, i won. her daughter that died in her arms from epilepsy was called jamie-lynn, and apparently, her ex-hubby was abusive! o_O
-tess Forced me to walk to the toilet, just as vincent the physio arrived. >< i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too.
-a session on the mats today, followed by a few forced laps. whatever, i survived.
-both dad and PIG mum passed me mugs of water and ordered me to drink. i'll admit, dad's mug i held 'correctly', but mum's, 'incorrectly'. dyunno why.
-lunch today: rice, lotsa greens (lol, i don't remember which! :P), some meat - BBQ pork, maybe? and a wee chunk of ham and egg. thanks to PIG mum who poured me a plain glass of milk, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. oh, and one more cup to report. i held half a mug of plain milk 'incorrectly' when tessa fed me a tiny twix bar i think she found in the fridge. or brought over herself? dunno.
-PIG mum made me walk to the computer. i tootled online...
... and chrissy's just arrived. eight mins late, this time. anyways, i'll be back tonight to finish my post for today. aunty a, uncle slam and anna are all coming over for dinner tonight, cool! lol, but when i rang aunty a at 1:30pm in the arvo, she was ... sleeping. lol! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
friday post 2
good evening! TWFT topic is 'how to overcome in troubled times', the spam count for the week is 206, and still no plodding total from em. >< righteo, me gonna check my facebook, then i'll be back to post about my day!
-when dearest dad woke up this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, she cuddled emperor, tucked ela's little thumb gently back in for some more sleep, then went and snored her head off. :P
-WHEN pig MUM POKED ME UP A FEW HOURS LATER, EM SWUNG HERSELF AROUND TO USE THE POT :p AGAIN. , HANDED ME A MUG OF WATER TO DRINK - WHICH I WAS VERY CAREFUL TO HOLD 'CORRECTLY', argh, sorry, shrieking. >< i washed and dried both hands, went back for one more tinkle, then got kitted for the day.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table. breakfast was two weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she made poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to so wing hong (whose HEAPS better than andy hui! :P) all day.
-PIG mum drove us to your :P turn. she made me walk in. actually, i went to the loo first, meaning that she of course made poor ela to hang onto the bar. then she made me walk over to wash and dry era, before she made me walk to take a seat. she left me with some australian physiotherapist's journal and went off to repark the car.
-emma (i think that's her name?) came for me, Forced me to walk to a plinth. i started by doing all these sitting up straight exercises, followed by lying on my tummy and doing all these shoulder exercises. emma told me that her surname's kelly, just like linelle's!
-i sat up; PIG mum made ela on all these different exercises with the theraputty, etc. i bid joy a happy good morning. oh! on monday, she was telling me about some advanced wii game her son had gotten for his own kids for christmas! there's a camera for the game, which takes a picture of whatever's in front of the screen, goes 'bubble bubble bubble' (you should hear her say that, she's very cute! :P) and creates a 3D image of whatever's standing in front! PIG mum says she catches a taxi to and from your :P turn.
-and cool! today i got another half hour on the motomed!
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before she tootled us off to plaza for lunch.
-too bad, naz wasn't here today. :( so we had sushi instead. i had two inari and half a teriyaki chicken roll; PIG mum had two and a half rolls - eww, one was called 'lobster salad'! :P we shared a 500 mL lipton's lemon iced tea.
-PIG mum tootled us off to koorong.
-she made me walk into the cafe (we've both forgotten the name, sorry; if i have the time toms, i'll see if i can find out the name)
-when patsy arrived, she handed me a yellow rose! i asked her, "am i your valentine?" :p
-margaret and aunty anne arrived too (actually, aunty anne arrived first). we looked at the menus and ordered. i got a yummy chocolate thickshake, PIG mum had a mocha, i think two of the ladies had an affogato (sp?) it's the coffee with a scoop of icecream, BTW.
-so we yakked away. much thanks to PIG mum for not dissing me at all today.
-lol, patsy had a slice of rasberry cheesecake; she kept her hand protectively over it, until i told her, "umm ... patsy, i'm not gonna steal any, you know. :P" also thanks to aunty anne who shared with me a small chunk of her chicken and lettuce sandwhich.
-PIG mum tootled us home. chrissy was already waiting.
-a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today. actually, PIG mum came in and ordered me to drink a mug of water. i admit, i held that cup 'incorrectly'.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped off the water, one more when i was drying myself, and one more when chrissy was tying my right shoelaces.
-arvo tea: a cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey - my official cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly', and a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles.
-we sat and read our books - i started my new book club novel!
-as always, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5;40, today, she meandered about and didn't start til 5:50!
-when she left, era told ela's thumb to pop back out, and i sat reading my book club novel. dunno why chrissy woukldn't turn on the television for me and let me listen to seven's news; she said PIG mum had refused me permission. PIG mum says it's coz it's some 'house rule'. argh, oh well.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, i asked her to please pass me a mug of water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', then i went to the bathroom.
-tonight, PIG mum made me plod 7:10 on the treadmil. then she did the same herself (i counted). ela's thumb enjoyed her last seven minutes of creeping inside my loosely clenched fist. but don't worry, saturday's the happiest day for her. :)
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa sugar-something (loaf? beet?) and a few wee chunks of beef. PIG mum wouldn't gimmee any fish coz it was two days old. :( oh well. of course, she made poor ela hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-almost forgot! soccer drills for one minute, that scored an eleven out of ten and was bloody difficult coz it involved walking. then, piano for roughly eight mins, that scored a seven out of ten and i felt hungry! :P)
-argh, but getting up from the table was a bloody chore in itself. >< but i made it to the computer desk at the end. :)
-toms; tessa's coming. argh. but oh well. and i honestly bloody hope that vincent the physio won't show up! argh, PIG mum says he's coming at 12:30. whatever, i'm sure i'll survive. and chrissy's back in the arvo, hopefully, not too late!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry for any mistakes tonight. i just don't feel i can proofread this post correctly; so i'm just gonna get some news articles to read.
-when dearest dad woke up this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, she cuddled emperor, tucked ela's little thumb gently back in for some more sleep, then went and snored her head off. :P
-WHEN pig MUM POKED ME UP A FEW HOURS LATER, EM SWUNG HERSELF AROUND TO USE THE POT :p AGAIN. , HANDED ME A MUG OF WATER TO DRINK - WHICH I WAS VERY CAREFUL TO HOLD 'CORRECTLY', argh, sorry, shrieking. >< i washed and dried both hands, went back for one more tinkle, then got kitted for the day.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table. breakfast was two weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she made poor em to buckle her seatbelt all day, and we also listened to so wing hong (whose HEAPS better than andy hui! :P) all day.
-PIG mum drove us to your :P turn. she made me walk in. actually, i went to the loo first, meaning that she of course made poor ela to hang onto the bar. then she made me walk over to wash and dry era, before she made me walk to take a seat. she left me with some australian physiotherapist's journal and went off to repark the car.
-emma (i think that's her name?) came for me, Forced me to walk to a plinth. i started by doing all these sitting up straight exercises, followed by lying on my tummy and doing all these shoulder exercises. emma told me that her surname's kelly, just like linelle's!
-i sat up; PIG mum made ela on all these different exercises with the theraputty, etc. i bid joy a happy good morning. oh! on monday, she was telling me about some advanced wii game her son had gotten for his own kids for christmas! there's a camera for the game, which takes a picture of whatever's in front of the screen, goes 'bubble bubble bubble' (you should hear her say that, she's very cute! :P) and creates a 3D image of whatever's standing in front! PIG mum says she catches a taxi to and from your :P turn.
-and cool! today i got another half hour on the motomed!
-PIG mum took me to the loo once more before she tootled us off to plaza for lunch.
-too bad, naz wasn't here today. :( so we had sushi instead. i had two inari and half a teriyaki chicken roll; PIG mum had two and a half rolls - eww, one was called 'lobster salad'! :P we shared a 500 mL lipton's lemon iced tea.
-PIG mum tootled us off to koorong.
-she made me walk into the cafe (we've both forgotten the name, sorry; if i have the time toms, i'll see if i can find out the name)
-when patsy arrived, she handed me a yellow rose! i asked her, "am i your valentine?" :p
-margaret and aunty anne arrived too (actually, aunty anne arrived first). we looked at the menus and ordered. i got a yummy chocolate thickshake, PIG mum had a mocha, i think two of the ladies had an affogato (sp?) it's the coffee with a scoop of icecream, BTW.
-so we yakked away. much thanks to PIG mum for not dissing me at all today.
-lol, patsy had a slice of rasberry cheesecake; she kept her hand protectively over it, until i told her, "umm ... patsy, i'm not gonna steal any, you know. :P" also thanks to aunty anne who shared with me a small chunk of her chicken and lettuce sandwhich.
-PIG mum tootled us home. chrissy was already waiting.
-a nice hot shower for me - i washed my hair today. actually, PIG mum came in and ordered me to drink a mug of water. i admit, i held that cup 'incorrectly'.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped off the water, one more when i was drying myself, and one more when chrissy was tying my right shoelaces.
-arvo tea: a cup of tea, sweetened with one spoonful of honey - my official cup of the day to hold 'incorrectly', and a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles.
-we sat and read our books - i started my new book club novel!
-as always, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage at 5;40, today, she meandered about and didn't start til 5:50!
-when she left, era told ela's thumb to pop back out, and i sat reading my book club novel. dunno why chrissy woukldn't turn on the television for me and let me listen to seven's news; she said PIG mum had refused me permission. PIG mum says it's coz it's some 'house rule'. argh, oh well.
-when PIG mum came downstairs, i asked her to please pass me a mug of water, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', then i went to the bathroom.
-tonight, PIG mum made me plod 7:10 on the treadmil. then she did the same herself (i counted). ela's thumb enjoyed her last seven minutes of creeping inside my loosely clenched fist. but don't worry, saturday's the happiest day for her. :)
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa sugar-something (loaf? beet?) and a few wee chunks of beef. PIG mum wouldn't gimmee any fish coz it was two days old. :( oh well. of course, she made poor ela hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-almost forgot! soccer drills for one minute, that scored an eleven out of ten and was bloody difficult coz it involved walking. then, piano for roughly eight mins, that scored a seven out of ten and i felt hungry! :P)
-argh, but getting up from the table was a bloody chore in itself. >< but i made it to the computer desk at the end. :)
-toms; tessa's coming. argh. but oh well. and i honestly bloody hope that vincent the physio won't show up! argh, PIG mum says he's coming at 12:30. whatever, i'm sure i'll survive. and chrissy's back in the arvo, hopefully, not too late!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry for any mistakes tonight. i just don't feel i can proofread this post correctly; so i'm just gonna get some news articles to read.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
thursday post 4
good evening! TWFT topic is 'good enough!' and still no plodding total from em. >< anyways, today's events?
- when dearest dad woke up this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled emperor (speaking of teddy bears, we're now ONE FORTNIGHT into the new year, and poor bear bear is EXTREMELY sulky to not be sleeping with me yet!), tucked ela's thumb back in along with era's and snored my head off. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, but felt like doing to PIG mum who rolled me in, handed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - i washed and dried both hands, then got kitted for the day back in my room.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the kitchen. i poured myself half a mug of plain milk (meaning poor ela was forced to hold onto the milk carton, then the cup, then the milk carton again, while era had to de-lid and re-lid the cap 'correctly'. but i admit i drank that cup 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was hanging out the washing.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to chris tomlin all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant. she gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk in.
-i had my favourite dish again, that BBQ pork (aka char siu) omelette with rice, while PIG mum had some seafood combination with noodles. i passed her one of my slices of little tong vegetable, we also traded some other stuff. i drank a lipton's mango tea, while PIG mum drank a lemon lime and bitter. she didn't like it, though.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the car, and tootled us approx. thirty seconds to coles. :P she kindly popped out to check if up wasavailable, and it was! so she made me walk all around the store with her, picking up this and that.
-but gloria was here! so she gave me a big hug. :) i told her i'd be away late jan to mid feb; she said she'd be away too, in may, i think. PIG mum says june, thanks.
-PIG mum tootled us home, i tootled online after she'd forced me to plod on the treadmill for seven minutes.
-when karen arrived, i headed into the laundry for my shower - hairwash today.
-arvo tea: i made myself a cup of tea, white and two, my first cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'. karen chopped me up a pear (i shared one slice with her, of course) and i finished off my BBQ pork omelette with rice. i recommended it enough to karen that she decided to try it herself tonight, along with some smoked salmon for dinner! and BTW, evil matthew's in trouble coz he attacked a house guest of hers the other day. :P
-karen gave ela a really long massage today - and tried a sensory test on me too! i was bring painted blue (the same blue as the coles persona box) with white spots and swirls today.
-karen took me once to the loo before she left. dad tootled me off to the logan north library for my once a month book club!
-awesome, go esther! the ladies were all getting up to make themselves a cuppa, when esther walked over to me with a steaming mug. "white and two, right?" she asked, setting a steaming mug in front of me. i also nabbed myself two choc chip cookies, a rectangular white cream bikkie and a round one with white cream and pink lining, i think.
-we all just yakked about the book. much thanks to carol who came back with an atlas for me after i confessed, "umm ... sorry, i don't know where the yemen is; i only studied six months of the subject in grade eight! :P" i think yemen is actually under saudi arabia, BTW. and did you know, the average life expectancy of a yemeni (or yemenese? lol, i dunno) is only sixty!
-dad took me to the loo once before we left. funny thing was, someone had locked the disabled toilets!
-anyways, dad tootled us off to the hyperdome. but eep, he rang PIG mum whilst on the highway! "dad, gimmee the phone!" i squwaked at him. "that's illegal - you're driving!" "shut up.' he said. luckily, no-one caught dad. phew.
-dinner tonight for me was half a flayva wrap, a chicken roll, and approx. fifteen chippies. i also drank an orange juice.
-parents made me walk back down to the car, and dad tootled us home. seeing as it was the last trip of the night, i let erf sit sideways.
-toms: physio at your :p turn at 10:20. then, hopefully we can go to naz for a kebab, before we're meeting patsy, aunty anne and (possibly) margaret at the coffee shop at koorong. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
- when dearest dad woke up this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled emperor (speaking of teddy bears, we're now ONE FORTNIGHT into the new year, and poor bear bear is EXTREMELY sulky to not be sleeping with me yet!), tucked ela's thumb back in along with era's and snored my head off. :P
-when PIG mum dug me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P once more, but felt like doing to PIG mum who rolled me in, handed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - i washed and dried both hands, then got kitted for the day back in my room.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the kitchen. i poured myself half a mug of plain milk (meaning poor ela was forced to hold onto the milk carton, then the cup, then the milk carton again, while era had to de-lid and re-lid the cap 'correctly'. but i admit i drank that cup 'incorrectly' while PIG mum was hanging out the washing.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to chris tomlin all day.
-PIG mum tootled us off to the runcorn BBQ chinese restaurant. she gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk in.
-i had my favourite dish again, that BBQ pork (aka char siu) omelette with rice, while PIG mum had some seafood combination with noodles. i passed her one of my slices of little tong vegetable, we also traded some other stuff. i drank a lipton's mango tea, while PIG mum drank a lemon lime and bitter. she didn't like it, though.
-PIG mum made me walk back to the car, and tootled us approx. thirty seconds to coles. :P she kindly popped out to check if up wasavailable, and it was! so she made me walk all around the store with her, picking up this and that.
-but gloria was here! so she gave me a big hug. :) i told her i'd be away late jan to mid feb; she said she'd be away too, in may, i think. PIG mum says june, thanks.
-PIG mum tootled us home, i tootled online after she'd forced me to plod on the treadmill for seven minutes.
-when karen arrived, i headed into the laundry for my shower - hairwash today.
-arvo tea: i made myself a cup of tea, white and two, my first cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'. karen chopped me up a pear (i shared one slice with her, of course) and i finished off my BBQ pork omelette with rice. i recommended it enough to karen that she decided to try it herself tonight, along with some smoked salmon for dinner! and BTW, evil matthew's in trouble coz he attacked a house guest of hers the other day. :P
-karen gave ela a really long massage today - and tried a sensory test on me too! i was bring painted blue (the same blue as the coles persona box) with white spots and swirls today.
-karen took me once to the loo before she left. dad tootled me off to the logan north library for my once a month book club!
-awesome, go esther! the ladies were all getting up to make themselves a cuppa, when esther walked over to me with a steaming mug. "white and two, right?" she asked, setting a steaming mug in front of me. i also nabbed myself two choc chip cookies, a rectangular white cream bikkie and a round one with white cream and pink lining, i think.
-we all just yakked about the book. much thanks to carol who came back with an atlas for me after i confessed, "umm ... sorry, i don't know where the yemen is; i only studied six months of the subject in grade eight! :P" i think yemen is actually under saudi arabia, BTW. and did you know, the average life expectancy of a yemeni (or yemenese? lol, i dunno) is only sixty!
-dad took me to the loo once before we left. funny thing was, someone had locked the disabled toilets!
-anyways, dad tootled us off to the hyperdome. but eep, he rang PIG mum whilst on the highway! "dad, gimmee the phone!" i squwaked at him. "that's illegal - you're driving!" "shut up.' he said. luckily, no-one caught dad. phew.
-dinner tonight for me was half a flayva wrap, a chicken roll, and approx. fifteen chippies. i also drank an orange juice.
-parents made me walk back down to the car, and dad tootled us home. seeing as it was the last trip of the night, i let erf sit sideways.
-toms: physio at your :p turn at 10:20. then, hopefully we can go to naz for a kebab, before we're meeting patsy, aunty anne and (possibly) margaret at the coffee shop at koorong. hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^
thursday post 3
good evening! TWFT topic is 'good enough', and still no plodding total from em. >,righteo, here's my usual thursday rant:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-one more thing: PIG mum has recently decided to censor me even MORE and not let me put my usual 9PLEASE! GO NOW!...) sentence after the word made, so, just so yopu know, that's what i'm referring to.
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-one more thing: PIG mum has recently decided to censor me even MORE and not let me put my usual 9PLEASE! GO NOW!...) sentence after the word made, so, just so yopu know, that's what i'm referring to.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
wednesday post3
good evening! did you know, chrissy ended up coming FORTY-FIVE MINS LATE!!!!! but she told us it was due to some really bad smash somewhere on the highway?
anyways, first things first:
-soccer drills for eight minutes. i felt full (come on, i'd just had lunch! :P) and that scored a seven out of ten. it's still quite frustrating that elf doesn't know how to kick sideways to the left.
-then, mat work for eleven minutes. that scored a five out of ten, and thanks to daniel who included one or two 'bedtime stories' while i was 'sleeping' on the mats! :P
-that was followed by piano for ten minutes ... or was that sixteen? lol, sorry, my handwriting's too messy to decipher! >< that scored a seven out of ten also, and i felt a lil amused coz daniel's taught me to just lift ela up and poke my pointer out to play the note. but i guess my middle finger must've been demanding some attention also! coz after my pointer had hit the F note, my third crept out to hit the G note! :P
-finally, pictionary for fifteen mins. again, that scored a 1 out of ten, coz goodness knows it's not hard to play a game! :P
-anyways, when daniel left, i tootled online to await chrissy's arrival.
-when she FINALLY arrived, i headed into the laundry for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, another when i was drying myself, and one more when i was getting creamed. chrissy rekitted me, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles, and a cup of tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, my official cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-so we read our novels. thanks to chrissy who snapped me off a wee chunk of her kit kat chunky and handed it to me, saying, "sorry for being so late today." even better, she poured me another mug of milk - another cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-chrissy gave ela a massage, and went overtime, too! i think she said i was being painted fluro (sp?) yellow today.
-when she left, i listened to sevens news and read the book mrs. dent had given me.
-PIG mum came downstairs to plod on the treadmill, before making me to walk 6:50 on the treadmill, before a loo trip (no guesses as to who made who to do everything).
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, and some battered fish with a little mayo. of course, PIG mum made poor ela hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then PIG mum made me walk back online.
-toms: we're going present shopping for dearest dad's birthday! i want to buy him the DVD 'up'! i think PIG mum said she wanted to watch it ... then, third time lucky! we're going to try to have lunch at that runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant! fingers crossed it'll finally be open! last of all, book club toms night! yeah~~
cheers,
em. ^^
anyways, first things first:
-soccer drills for eight minutes. i felt full (come on, i'd just had lunch! :P) and that scored a seven out of ten. it's still quite frustrating that elf doesn't know how to kick sideways to the left.
-then, mat work for eleven minutes. that scored a five out of ten, and thanks to daniel who included one or two 'bedtime stories' while i was 'sleeping' on the mats! :P
-that was followed by piano for ten minutes ... or was that sixteen? lol, sorry, my handwriting's too messy to decipher! >< that scored a seven out of ten also, and i felt a lil amused coz daniel's taught me to just lift ela up and poke my pointer out to play the note. but i guess my middle finger must've been demanding some attention also! coz after my pointer had hit the F note, my third crept out to hit the G note! :P
-finally, pictionary for fifteen mins. again, that scored a 1 out of ten, coz goodness knows it's not hard to play a game! :P
-anyways, when daniel left, i tootled online to await chrissy's arrival.
-when she FINALLY arrived, i headed into the laundry for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, another when i was drying myself, and one more when i was getting creamed. chrissy rekitted me, then Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea: a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into two rectangles, and a cup of tea, sweetened with a single spoonful of honey, my official cup of the day i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-so we read our novels. thanks to chrissy who snapped me off a wee chunk of her kit kat chunky and handed it to me, saying, "sorry for being so late today." even better, she poured me another mug of milk - another cup i could hold 'incorrectly'.
-chrissy gave ela a massage, and went overtime, too! i think she said i was being painted fluro (sp?) yellow today.
-when she left, i listened to sevens news and read the book mrs. dent had given me.
-PIG mum came downstairs to plod on the treadmill, before making me to walk 6:50 on the treadmill, before a loo trip (no guesses as to who made who to do everything).
-dinner tonight: rice, lotsa little tong vegetable, and some battered fish with a little mayo. of course, PIG mum made poor ela hang onto the bowl as i ate, whatever. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then PIG mum made me walk back online.
-toms: we're going present shopping for dearest dad's birthday! i want to buy him the DVD 'up'! i think PIG mum said she wanted to watch it ... then, third time lucky! we're going to try to have lunch at that runcorn chinese BBQ restaurant! fingers crossed it'll finally be open! last of all, book club toms night! yeah~~
cheers,
em. ^^
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
GOOD AFTERNOON! twft TOPIC IS 'TIME, MAKE THE MOST OUT OF IT!' (sorry, shrieking. ><) and still no plodding total from em. >< anyways, chrissy should arrive in thirty mins or so (if she's on time :P) so let's get started on today's events!
-firstly, thanks to PIG mum who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - last night before i hit pig land, coz i was that thirsty! i guess they put lotsa salt into my bowl of noodles last night.
-when dearest dad got up this morning, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i tucked ela's little thumb in for some more sleep, then cuddled emperor egg :P and snored my head off. :P
-later, when PIG mum poked me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P again. only i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, handed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and helped me wipe afterwards. i washed and dried both hands, pushed myself over the loo for one more tinkle, then PIG mum rolled me back to my room.
-i got kitted, before PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ... what's his name? that christian singer that aunty katherine gave me his disc to for my birthday/last christmas. chris tomlin, i think. yeah, we listened to him all day.
-PIG mum made me walk into vedelago. i took a seat and browsed a woman's weekly magazine and waited for my go.
-only i needed to pee! so PIG mum told helen, who kindly let us out the side and back, to the disabled toilet. of course, there being a bar there, PIG mum of course forced poor em to dak herself. then, i washed and dried both hands as PIG mum used the loo herself.
-helen let us back in, and i got to sit in an armchair! complete safety, for thirty minutes. :)seems like i only get this luxury once a week, here at lesley's. oh well.
-so i started bell ringing. during that half hour, i sang both my favourite and old second favourite songs in my head once, opening my eyes for all the important numbers. think i rang 1748 bells; trust PIG mum to jeer at me that i'd managed more last week. but lesley says i have her permission to be brain dead for the rest of the day! :P
-anyways, PIG mum took me to the loo once at maccas. again, no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking. then i went to wash and dry both hands, before taking a seat at the table.
-PIG mum returned with a bacon and egg wrap with a small orange juice for me. i think this must be the FORTH week in a row where she's refused to buy me one whole hash brown for me to eat. ai, whatever. as long as she's happy/satisfied, i'm sure i'll survive.
-so we ate away, and browsed the day's courier mail.
-time to get going, PIG mum made me walk out to the car and tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session. ><
-she made me walk in; vincent the physio met us at the door and Forced me to walk the rest of the way in.
-i did: lotsa ela exercises, then just walking from one plinth to the other. i finished on just standing on elf ten times; i had to hold erf up in the air.
-vincent the physio Forced me to walk out. i sat down; thanks to the elderly gentleman sitting beside me (he can walk, lucky man) who passed me a woman's weekly magazine to browse.
-PIG mum came for me, made me walk back out to the car.
-surprisingly, she said yes to taking me out for lunch at that chinese BBQ restaurant on warrigal road! i wonder, did she already know in advance that it'd already be closed? but then she refused to buy me a pork salad roll for lunch, and just tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways coz this was my last car trip for the day.
-back home, a loo trip. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-lunch was two yummy battered fish fillets with almost as much mayo as i would've liked. too bad at PIG mum who came and snatched the squeezy bottle away. meaniepoo. :( also, the milk i drank - 'incorrectly', BTW, took lotsa effort! that is, PIG mum made me to walk to the fridge, get the milk out - i'd better be holding the carton 'correctly', too!- then era held onto the mug 'correctly' as PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the carton, then era had to open the milk 'correctly', then she had to hold onto the mug 'correctly', then PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to pour out my cup of milk. as if that wasn't already enough, PIG mum continued to force poor ela to hang onto the carton, then, after i'd walked back to the fridge and opened the door, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to place the milk carton back inside the fridge. then, she made walk back to the benchtop, grab the milk - 'correctly', again - then walk back to the gobbling :P table. still, i haven't a clue what i did to piss off PIG mum, she not only SLAPPED me REALLY HARD across the face, she started on her usual tirade, threatening to force me out of the house, etc. etc. etc. but i finally got to sit down and enjoy my lunch. :)
-grr ... chrissy's already seven minutes late. ><
-then, daniel wan arrived! he kindly let me quickly gobble up the rest of my lunch, before we started work. first, the soccer drills. that went for ... hmm ... i've forgotten, but i've written that down, so i'll grab them tonight then come back online to finish today's blog post, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. argh, chrissy's seventeen minutes late now - that's a record, even for her!
-firstly, thanks to PIG mum who passed me a mug of water - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - last night before i hit pig land, coz i was that thirsty! i guess they put lotsa salt into my bowl of noodles last night.
-when dearest dad got up this morning, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once. back in bed, i tucked ela's little thumb in for some more sleep, then cuddled emperor egg :P and snored my head off. :P
-later, when PIG mum poked me up, i swung myself over to use the pot :P again. only i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, handed me a mug of water to drink - which i was very careful to hold 'correctly', of course - and helped me wipe afterwards. i washed and dried both hands, pushed myself over the loo for one more tinkle, then PIG mum rolled me back to my room.
-i got kitted, before PIG mum made me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was two yummy weetbix with half a dab of honey.
-PIG mum made me walk out to the car. today, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day, and we also listened to ... what's his name? that christian singer that aunty katherine gave me his disc to for my birthday/last christmas. chris tomlin, i think. yeah, we listened to him all day.
-PIG mum made me walk into vedelago. i took a seat and browsed a woman's weekly magazine and waited for my go.
-only i needed to pee! so PIG mum told helen, who kindly let us out the side and back, to the disabled toilet. of course, there being a bar there, PIG mum of course forced poor em to dak herself. then, i washed and dried both hands as PIG mum used the loo herself.
-helen let us back in, and i got to sit in an armchair! complete safety, for thirty minutes. :)seems like i only get this luxury once a week, here at lesley's. oh well.
-so i started bell ringing. during that half hour, i sang both my favourite and old second favourite songs in my head once, opening my eyes for all the important numbers. think i rang 1748 bells; trust PIG mum to jeer at me that i'd managed more last week. but lesley says i have her permission to be brain dead for the rest of the day! :P
-anyways, PIG mum took me to the loo once at maccas. again, no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking. then i went to wash and dry both hands, before taking a seat at the table.
-PIG mum returned with a bacon and egg wrap with a small orange juice for me. i think this must be the FORTH week in a row where she's refused to buy me one whole hash brown for me to eat. ai, whatever. as long as she's happy/satisfied, i'm sure i'll survive.
-so we ate away, and browsed the day's courier mail.
-time to get going, PIG mum made me walk out to the car and tootled me off to unique physiotherapy for my torture session. ><
-she made me walk in; vincent the physio met us at the door and Forced me to walk the rest of the way in.
-i did: lotsa ela exercises, then just walking from one plinth to the other. i finished on just standing on elf ten times; i had to hold erf up in the air.
-vincent the physio Forced me to walk out. i sat down; thanks to the elderly gentleman sitting beside me (he can walk, lucky man) who passed me a woman's weekly magazine to browse.
-PIG mum came for me, made me walk back out to the car.
-surprisingly, she said yes to taking me out for lunch at that chinese BBQ restaurant on warrigal road! i wonder, did she already know in advance that it'd already be closed? but then she refused to buy me a pork salad roll for lunch, and just tootled us home. i let erf sit sideways coz this was my last car trip for the day.
-back home, a loo trip. no guesses as to who gleefully forced who to do everything.
-lunch was two yummy battered fish fillets with almost as much mayo as i would've liked. too bad at PIG mum who came and snatched the squeezy bottle away. meaniepoo. :( also, the milk i drank - 'incorrectly', BTW, took lotsa effort! that is, PIG mum made me to walk to the fridge, get the milk out - i'd better be holding the carton 'correctly', too!- then era held onto the mug 'correctly' as PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to hang onto the carton, then era had to open the milk 'correctly', then she had to hold onto the mug 'correctly', then PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to pour out my cup of milk. as if that wasn't already enough, PIG mum continued to force poor ela to hang onto the carton, then, after i'd walked back to the fridge and opened the door, PIG mum gleefully forced poor ela to place the milk carton back inside the fridge. then, she made walk back to the benchtop, grab the milk - 'correctly', again - then walk back to the gobbling :P table. still, i haven't a clue what i did to piss off PIG mum, she not only SLAPPED me REALLY HARD across the face, she started on her usual tirade, threatening to force me out of the house, etc. etc. etc. but i finally got to sit down and enjoy my lunch. :)
-grr ... chrissy's already seven minutes late. ><
-then, daniel wan arrived! he kindly let me quickly gobble up the rest of my lunch, before we started work. first, the soccer drills. that went for ... hmm ... i've forgotten, but i've written that down, so i'll grab them tonight then come back online to finish today's blog post, okies?
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. argh, chrissy's seventeen minutes late now - that's a record, even for her!
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