Monday Post 179b

Heylo again!firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 1689 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES online after I get back home from my weekly torture session with Vincent the physio!! So hopefully bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 179

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1570 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘The Virtue of Humility (2)’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed ONE HOUR and FORTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after I get back from my weekly torture session with Vincent the physio!! But it’s lunchtime now, so fingers crossed I can bbl with today’s events, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 179c

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 4558 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend’s now thirty-nine. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        after finishing the study for MSG toms, I surfed the net for about three more minutes, then @ 9pm walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one more tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: our last MSG for the year! I’m guessing we’ll continue next year coz we haven’t finished all the studies yet?

-        Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some Subway for lunch!

-        Early afternoon torture session with Vincent the physio. ><

-        Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm; fingers crossed she’ll lemme drink white tea with two sugars, won’t insist I practise tying shoelaces with her (remember, like the standing practice, I only ask for one day each week where I get a break; surely that’s not asking for too much??) and either brings me her colouring-in pencils so I can colour another minion picture else I get to read for one whole hour! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 179b

Heylo again, good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2273 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend’s now thirty-seven. Righteo, potential final, final events for Sunday?

-        Strange, PIG mum arrived home early this morning! When she announced her arrival, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-Turns out she’d come home early to get a bday present for Mrs. Slam! When she drove me to church, of course she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt but the strange thing was, she wouldn’t lemme turn on the radio still! I mean, I already respect her wishes when she won’t lemme turn the radio on coz she’s ‘preparing her heart to worship God’ (whatever that means) for the drive to church, but dunno why she won’t lemme turn the music back on when she’s driving me to service! Maybe she’s ‘preparing her heart to gossip with all the other church aunties’. XD No matter, I spent that short trip finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude! Actually, that was once PIG mum passed the Logan Rd. intersection; before that, I was just telling God to eff off if He wasn’t gonna fully heal me. *sigh*

-        At church, I used the loo once. Awful PIG mum was so desperate to get to her very informal ‘fellowship’ with the other church aunties (they don’t do anything Biblical; I’m pretty sure they just drink coffee and gossip) she couldn’t be bothered waiting till I was safely seated before rushing off. Luckily, when I came out I just braced against the door for a short while, then when Uncle William wandered past, asked him to please walk behind me to my preferred seat, which he kindly did. We then chatted for awhile; him telling me that he’s working @ Redbank Plains ATM (it’s west but not quite Ipswich yet) and that he’s going back to Hong Kong for CNY.

-        Yay, I got to stay seated for worship again today~ I sang everything, plus the harmony for one song, but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. *sigh*

-        Speaker today was Pastor Chris, with his second sermon about Advent.

-        Afterwards, PIG mum walked behind me into the nursing room behind the main hall and I finally got to meet Zebby!!

-        I used the loo once for two tinkles after that then PIG mum tootled me off to lunch @ Plaza with dearest dad, meaning this Thursday, when Aunty Carly picks me up from the last writers group for the year, I’m gonna ask can we please just have lunch @ food court coz I want some chips!

-        She got me a yummy kaarage chicken rice; dad bought us a yummy large pudding milk tea to share.

-        Afterwards, PIG mum and I walked all the way down to Coles and bought milk. Coming back out, I stopped @ the new hot cake place and bought myself one custard and green tea one for arvo tea.

-        Back home, I used the loo once then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: our last MSG foe 2016! Must remember to find my book and complete the next study~

-        Late morning appointment to see Uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some left limb massage and acupuncture.

-        Fingers crossed PIG mum’ll lemme buy some Subway home for lunch with dearest dad~

-        Early morning torture session with Vincent the physio. ><

-        Then Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed she’ll lemme drink white tea with two sugars and will bring me her colouring-in pencils so I can colour another minion page!

-        So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 179

Good morning! Lol, I’m really gonna enjoy these several weeks where I can post before midday! XD Anyways, firstly today I’ve only been hard @ work plodding 483 steps (obviously, I haven’t left the house yet!); secondly, TWFT topic’s The Virtue of Humility (1) and thirdly, the spam count for the weekend’s twenty-nine but fourthly and way most importantly, I’m still owed TWENTY-THREE MINUTES online when I get home this arvo!!! Anyways, events for today?

- Yay, 5th consecutive awesome sleep last night! When nature called @ 5 :05am, 'twas bright enough to see the clock, but my legs were still sleepy and begged my bladder for some more sleep first. She said "Okay," and didn't call again till 6:05am! XD

- After one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 6:15am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

- Afterwards, Daddy Bear and I cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P again around 7:05am when the parents started banging around downstairs preparing breakfast. Around 7:30am, PIG mum came to help me slightly with not only a bra but also my tee, coz dearest dad hadn't left for church yet, score~

- I gave myself fifteen more minutes then got myself kitted. PIG mum came back to help with Elf's AFO and my laces; I know that's only coz she doesn't wanna be late to the Canto service @ 9am and I'm sure I'll be tying them myself after I shower later today.

- That done, I let her gleefully FORCE :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continue continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He conned the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

- After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- Breakfast is one small half-bowl of porridge, one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I watch weekend Sunrise!

- After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- Nature calls @ 9:40am and again @ 10:05am; both times I take myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God's near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

- Just church today, definitely nothing special. Fingers crossed that PIG mum'll lemme out for lunch with other church peoples afterwards!

- Don't have any plans for the arvo; will prolly just spend a lonely few hours staring @ the computer until PIG mum tumbles downstairs and orders that i take a shower. XD

- Toms: might have MSG? Gotta complete the next study this arvo, then.

- Late morning appointment to see uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some left limb massage and acupuncture toms. Must remember to get Ela to pick my nose toms night. XD

- Fingers crossed PIG mum'll lemme buy some Subway back for lunch with dearest dad afterwards~

- Early afternoon torture session with Vincent the physio. ><

- Then Kim's coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.

- So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing weekend ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 179c

Good evening! Em’s new final plodding total now stands @ sth slightly less than 1153. yup, idiot me forgot to take Wally 2 off before I let PIG mum gleefully force me to use the Wii Fit for her, and since EWla joins in on all the yoga poses and whatnot that PIG mum chooses me to do for her, he gives me extra steps. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

-        Alas, the rain didn’t abate, meaning PIG mum wouldn’t take me out to dinner @ Warrigal Square with her.

-        Instead, she gleefully forced me offline and I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to use the Wii Fit for her for forty minutes; argh, I HATES standing practice!! >< Well, tomorrow brings a new week; I only hope for ONE BLOODY DAY when I won’t haveta do any standing practice for PIG mum!!! *sigh*

-        And if that wasn’t bad enough, next I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela on 40+ minutes of stupid exercises for her. But @ least I was finally sitting and could fully concentrate. Not sure why PIG mum only let Era use the pincer grasp to handle the fingers and wouldn’t let her include the third finger also; that’s okay, so now I’m giving my pointer the rest of the night off having to help me type.

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-        Before dinner, I walked myself once slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa beans and some delicious roast pork.

-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup before I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Well, I’m planning to watch the final Harry Potter movie tonight; will use the loo once more @ 8:45pm, so fingers crossed I can brb with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening Sunday, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Saturday Post 179b

Heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for Saturday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total, from 1pm, now stands @ 760. Anyways, potential final, final events for Saturday?

-        When Kim announced her arrival, exactly @ 4pm, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So a nice warm shower for me – I wash and rinse my hair today. I also sing 29% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who helped my dry my back, Era and both legs), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me dry my back, Era and both calves then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces, meaning I’ve had two days off this week from having to tie them! You know, I only ask for one day off each week~)

-        After using the loo for one tinkle, I washed and dried Era then headed outside for arvo tea, one yummy banana and one mug of green tea. Pity that Kim wouldn’t lemme enjoy one more mug of white tea, but hey.

-        The biggest yay was getting to read My Sister’s Keeper for just over another hour! Think I’ve managed 2.5 hrs of happy reading today~ :o)

-        While I read, Kim cleaned the bathroom then sat and gently massaged Ela for around fifty-five minutes, painting her sth like red with yellow spots today.

-        We didn’t watch the sports report tonight; in fact, the television stayed off coz there was a storm cracking around!

-        At 5:55pm, Kim took me once more to the loo for one tinkle. She’s back Monday arvo.

-        Me, I’m hoping that it’ll stop raining so that when PIG mum tumbles downstairs from pigland, she’ll take me out to Warrigal Square for dinner!

-        Also, tonight I’m planning to watch the last Harry potter movie! It’s starting @ 8:45pm.

-        Anyways, hopefully I can bbl after dinner tonight but if not, hope to see everyone @ church toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^