Tuesday Post 182

Good morning! :P
Cheers,
Em. ^^

Monday Post 182b

Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3025. ha, I’m just over three grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        After that, I went with dad into David Jones, where PIG mum was browsing sth.

-        And that was the day! Dad tootled us home, I used the loo once for one tinkle then I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        1.5 hrs later, PIG mum tumbles downstairs, immediately booting me offline and ordering that I go shower.

-        Actually, before I shower, I ask PIG mum please for a mug of water first and then do a stinky unspeakable. Once I start showering, PIG mum suddenly comes and says I’ve gotta have my quickest-ever shower coz dad wants to leave like now! Anyhow, I’ve already sung 10% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After I turn the water off, I dry and rekit myself. Actually, PIG mum helps very slightly more than usual, coz dad’s waiting for us.

-        After one more loo trip and two tinkles, we’re off! Lol, the parents often joke that we’ve arrived @ the Cheung’s place before the car even heats up, because seriously, they’re only three streets away! XD

-        I crash on the recliner sofa; thanks to uncle Colbert who pops up the footrest for me~

-        While dinner’s being finalised, uncle Colbert shows PIG mum, Aunty A and I photos from their recent New Zealand trip. I ask uncle Colbert how come he didn’t bring me back a pet sheep, and uncle Colbert replies, “All the ones I saw were already cutlets!” Xd

-        Before dinner, PIG mum takes me once to the loo. I manage fine there by myself.

-        Dinner’s yummy tonight! Rice, carrot, BBQ pork and teriyaki chicken! I just drink water coz I was dropped on my head as a baby (true story!) and don’t like fizzy drinks.

-        After dinner, dad’s made red bean dessert soup and Aunty Winnie’s made creamy birthday bikkies for everyone!

-        We even get Christmas presents! After PIG mum gushes over her new handbag, I ask Aunty Winnie, “Um, may I please rip mine? It looks like it’d take ages if I delicately opened it.” Aunty Winnie laughs. “Go ahead.” XD I got this really adorable teacup set!

-        At 9:15, PIG mum takes me once more to the loo then we say our thanks and byes.

-        Dad tootles us home; I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: it’s still a public holiday! Hope dad decides to take PIG mum and I out, else I’ll very happily stay in bed till 5:50pm then get up and watch Seven’s 6pm news. Xd Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 182

Good  afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2634 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘The Christmas Spirit’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after I shower!!. Anyways, events for today?

~ First up, I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:45. now, lemme just play one more lasting between five and six minutes, and I’ll be happy to stop for today. XD

- Yay, 4^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:25am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 5:35am starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

- And now I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:18, meaning I’m happy to stop now. XD

- Afterwards, the teddies and I cuddled and snored, although I hadn’t fallen back asleep yet when dearest dad came downstairs to begin his day around 6am. He’s very considerate and doesn’t go THUMPING around like PIG mum does, blatantly oblivious to anyone nearby; he walks silently and the only reason I knew he’d come downstairs was because he’d kixked one of his slippers whilst putting it on!

- Anyways, my teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P again and kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left to go do some painting somewhere.

- Once he’d left, the teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s inside my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with a bra before she leaves me to get myself mostly kitted, which I do after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

- PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO before setting me on shoelace tying practice. I don’t really mind, coz I’m sitting and can concentrate; besides, I know what a kick she gets outta being able to boss me around and smugly tell me what I’m doing wrong. *sigh*

- I do mind, however, when I haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Afterwards, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-After breakfast, I walked myself solely and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast was about one bowl of plain porridge with one chunk of unbuttered bread ripped into it (I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold the bread before she ordered Era to tear it into ten small chunks but that’s alright; I was seated and could fully concentrate. Besides, Era kept her promise to Ela and combined with the spoon after PIG mum had gone upstairs to get herself ready for today to rip the chunks into bite-sized, more manageable pieces), one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk. Sure, horrid PIG mum had refused to pour me a mouthful, instead gleefully forcing poor Ela to pour me half a mouthful, but while she was upstairs, I went and poured myself one full mug. I’m only regretting that dad doesn’t drink full cream milk anymore; I would’ve loved some! XD

- After breakfast, I FINALLY got to open my presents!! :D Zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced me to sit on a stool to open my gifts and wouldn’t lemme have a chair with a backrest but hey, like I told her, even if I slipped off when she was looking and hit the floor, I wouldn’t count that a fall coz I was already so close to the floor already, I would’ve literally just sat down!

- I popped online for a few minutes afterwards, butdidn’t even get a few minutes to post good morning on my blog before I was told ‘twas time to leave.

- We went to the Hyperdome. I was pissed when the parents wouldn’t lemme use Sparkless 2, even when the manual wheelchair was just SITTING IN THE BACKSEAT!! >< *sigh*

- I used the loo once first before being met with another disappointment for lunch: I only got to eat like 1.5 sushi rolls, one mouthful of Subway and half a Subway cookie. Obviously, I drank only water.

- Dad took me to Mr. Toy’s Toyworld, Bear Bear’s country of origin! Unfortunately, we only found small teddies there; nothing of Bear Bear’s medium size. However, I found a minion version of Game of Life! I remember playing that with Hannah back when I was still @ school!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 182b

Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3025. ha, I’m just over three grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        After that, I went with dad into David Jones, where PIG mum was browsing sth.

-        And that was the day! Dad tootled us home, I used the loo once for one tinkle then I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        1.5 hrs later, PIG mum tumbles downstairs, immediately booting me offline and ordering that I go shower.

-        Actually, before I shower, I ask PIG mum please for a mug of water first and then do a stinky unspeakable. Once I start showering, PIG mum suddenly comes and says I’ve gotta have my quickest-ever shower coz dad wants to leave like now! Anyhow, I’ve already sung 10% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.

-        After I turn the water off, I dry and rekit myself. Actually, PIG mum helps very slightly more than usual, coz dad’s waiting for us.

-        After one more loo trip and two tinkles, we’re off! Lol, the parents often joke that we’ve arrived @ the Cheung’s place before the car even heats up, because seriously, they’re only three streets away! XD

-        I crash on the recliner sofa; thanks to uncle Colbert who pops up the footrest for me~

-        While dinner’s being finalised, uncle Colbert shows PIG mum, Aunty A and I photos from their recent New Zealand trip. I ask uncle Colbert how come he didn’t bring me back a pet sheep, and uncle Colbert replies, “All the ones I saw were already cutlets!” Xd

-        Before dinner, PIG mum takes me once to the loo. I manage fine there by myself.

-        Dinner’s yummy tonight! Rice, carrot, BBQ pork and teriyaki chicken! I just drink water coz I was dropped on my head as a baby (true story!) and don’t like fizzy drinks.

-        After dinner, dad’s made red bean dessert soup and Aunty Winnie’s made creamy birthday bikkies for everyone!

-        We even get Christmas presents! After PIG mum gushes over her new handbag, I ask Aunty Winnie, “Um, may I please rip mine? It looks like it’d take ages if I delicately opened it.” Aunty Winnie laughs. “Go ahead.” XD I got this really adorable teacup set!

-        At 9:15, PIG mum takes me once more to the loo then we say our thanks and byes.

-        Dad tootles us home; I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: it’s still a public holiday! Hope dad decides to take PIG mum and I out, else I’ll very happily stay in bed till 5:50pm then get up and watch Seven’s 6pm news. Xd Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 182

Good  afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 2634 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘The Christmas Spirit’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed THIRTY-THREE MINUTES online after I shower!!. Anyways, events for today?

~ First up, I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:45. now, lemme just play one more lasting between five and six minutes, and I’ll be happy to stop for today. XD

- Yay, 4^th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 5:25am, and after one pot :P trip I spent the ten minutes till 5:35am starting a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

- And now I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:18, meaning I’m happy to stop now. XD

- Afterwards, the teddies and I cuddled and snored, although I hadn’t fallen back asleep yet when dearest dad came downstairs to begin his day around 6am. He’s very considerate and doesn’t go THUMPING around like PIG mum does, blatantly oblivious to anyone nearby; he walks silently and the only reason I knew he’d come downstairs was because he’d kixked one of his slippers whilst putting it on!

- Anyways, my teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P again and kiss dearest dad goodbye when he left to go do some painting somewhere.

- Once he’d left, the teddies and I cuddled and snored, me waking to use the pot :P once more when PIG mum starts a-THUMPING around upstairs. Soon, she’s inside my room to hit me with the eye goo and help me very slightly with a bra before she leaves me to get myself mostly kitted, which I do after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

- PIG mum comes back to help with Elf’s AFO before setting me on shoelace tying practice. I don’t really mind, coz I’m sitting and can concentrate; besides, I know what a kick she gets outta being able to boss me around and smugly tell me what I’m doing wrong. *sigh*

- I do mind, however, when I haveta let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Afterwards, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-After breakfast, I walked myself solely and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. Breakfast was about one bowl of plain porridge with one chunk of unbuttered bread ripped into it (I had to let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold the bread before she ordered Era to tear it into ten small chunks but that’s alright; I was seated and could fully concentrate. Besides, Era kept her promise to Ela and combined with the spoon after PIG mum had gone upstairs to get herself ready for today to rip the chunks into bite-sized, more manageable pieces), one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P and one full mug of milk. Sure, horrid PIG mum had refused to pour me a mouthful, instead gleefully forcing poor Ela to pour me half a mouthful, but while she was upstairs, I went and poured myself one full mug. I’m only regretting that dad doesn’t drink full cream milk anymore; I would’ve loved some! XD

- After breakfast, I FINALLY got to open my presents!! :D Zero thanks to horrid PIG mum who gleefully forced me to sit on a stool to open my gifts and wouldn’t lemme have a chair with a backrest but hey, like I told her, even if I slipped off when she was looking and hit the floor, I wouldn’t count that a fall coz I was already so close to the floor already, I would’ve literally just sat down!

- I popped online for a few minutes afterwards, butdidn’t even get a few minutes to post good morning on my blog before I was told ‘twas time to leave.

- We went to the Hyperdome. I was pissed when the parents wouldn’t lemme use Sparkless 2, even when the manual wheelchair was just SITTING IN THE BACKSEAT!! >< *sigh*

- I used the loo once first before being met with another disappointment for lunch: I only got to eat like 1.5 sushi rolls, one mouthful of Subway and half a Subway cookie. Obviously, I drank only water.

- Dad took me to Mr. Toy’s Toyworld, Bear Bear’s country of origin! Unfortunately, we only found small teddies there; nothing of Bear Bear’s medium size. However, I found a minion version of Game of Life! I remember playing that with Hannah back when I was still @ school!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 182e

Good evening again, and one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2379 and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend’s now thirty. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        At 9pm I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        I’d just started this post when PIG mum rushed over, gleefully booted me offline and gleefully forced poor Ela to wash the day’s dishes for her; argh, I HATES standing practice!! >< Well, today’s a new week and every week, I only ask for ONE BLOODY DAY where I don’t haveta do any extra standing practice, whether it be using the Wii Fit, taking down the day’s clothes or using the bloody cross trainer. That’s not too much to ask, surely??

-        Toms: it’s PIG mum’s birthday! Fingers crossed dearest dad will take us out to the Boxing Day Sales somewhere (and that he’ll lemme use Sparkless 2!); obviously nobody’s gonna come mind me for two hours in the arvo and toms night, we’re going to the Cheung’s for dinner! Think dad’s got sth in the morning, but PIG mum says that after I get up, I can open my presents and don’t haveta wait till night! Anyways, hope everyone enjoys the last week of 2016!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

P.S. Tee hee, tonight I’ve managed FIVE posts again! XD

Sunday Post 182d

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2137. See, told you’d I’d pass two grand. Xd Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?

-        Unfortunately, nobody made it over for dinner tonight; ‘twas a lonely day indeed. We had a BBQ using the air fryer thing Ching Ying gave Aunty Sally to give to us, and thanks to PIG mum who remembered that I needed rice and microwaved me one mouthful.  Oh, and when dearest dad called me over for dinner, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo first, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner was washed down with one mug of plain coconut water. I’ve decided that I’m okay with coconut water with flavour (that pineapple one PIG mum got once was alright), but plain coconut water’s pretty feral. XD

-        After dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl shortly after 9pm following one last loo trip with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight, the final, final spam count for the weekend plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone enjopys the last week of 2016!

Cheers,

Em. ^^