Heylo again, good evening and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3025. ha, I’m just over three grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?
- After that, I went with dad into David Jones, where PIG mum was browsing sth.
- And that was the day! Dad tootled us home, I used the loo once for one tinkle then I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- 1.5 hrs later, PIG mum tumbles downstairs, immediately booting me offline and ordering that I go shower.
- Actually, before I shower, I ask PIG mum please for a mug of water first and then do a stinky unspeakable. Once I start showering, PIG mum suddenly comes and says I’ve gotta have my quickest-ever shower coz dad wants to leave like now! Anyhow, I’ve already sung 10% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
- After I turn the water off, I dry and rekit myself. Actually, PIG mum helps very slightly more than usual, coz dad’s waiting for us.
- After one more loo trip and two tinkles, we’re off! Lol, the parents often joke that we’ve arrived @ the Cheung’s place before the car even heats up, because seriously, they’re only three streets away! XD
- I crash on the recliner sofa; thanks to uncle Colbert who pops up the footrest for me~
- While dinner’s being finalised, uncle Colbert shows PIG mum, Aunty A and I photos from their recent New Zealand trip. I ask uncle Colbert how come he didn’t bring me back a pet sheep, and uncle Colbert replies, “All the ones I saw were already cutlets!” Xd
- Before dinner, PIG mum takes me once to the loo. I manage fine there by myself.
- Dinner’s yummy tonight! Rice, carrot, BBQ pork and teriyaki chicken! I just drink water coz I was dropped on my head as a baby (true story!) and don’t like fizzy drinks.
- After dinner, dad’s made red bean dessert soup and Aunty Winnie’s made creamy birthday bikkies for everyone!
- We even get Christmas presents! After PIG mum gushes over her new handbag, I ask Aunty Winnie, “Um, may I please rip mine? It looks like it’d take ages if I delicately opened it.” Aunty Winnie laughs. “Go ahead.” XD I got this really adorable teacup set!
- At 9:15 , PIG mum takes me once more to the loo then we say our thanks and byes.
- Dad tootles us home; I walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Toms: it’s still a public holiday! Hope dad decides to take PIG mum and I out, else I’ll very happily stay in bed till 5:50pm then get up and watch Seven’s 6pm news. Xd Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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