Sunday, December 25, 2016

Sunday Post 182c

Good afternoon again! Please note: all henceforth posts for today will be potential final greeting ones for today, okies? Em’s new potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1948. lol, if I’m able to return online after dinner tonight, I’m sure I’ll have passed two grand! Anyways, continuing events for Sunday?
-        Turns out Aunty A’s not available for dinner tonight; this is definitely one of the loneliest Christmas days I’ve had all year …
-        When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully forced me offline.
-        First, I had to let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to fold the day’s clothes. That’s fine, I was seated and could concentrate.
-        Next, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me one yummy banana. That’s fine also; I was seated and could concentrate.
-        Only dad came back from playing badminton, and I immediately had to let him gleefully FORCE L me to plod 400 steps on the bloody cross trainer for him, which was most definitely not alright because I really went 408 steps and will most definitely be singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! >< *sigh*
-        Went for a nice warm shower afterwards – obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair today, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum seriously didn’t help other than to gleefully make my life more difficult for me than it already is by making poor Ela hold onto the sock before letting Era take it. Oh, she also helped with Elf’s AFO. While I showered, I also sang like 24% of my shorter second-favourite song softly, slowly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        Afterwards, I sat over the loo for two tinkles, washed and dried Era then walked myself slowly and safely back online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Somebody just rang; perhaps we will have company for dinner afterall? I already know that Aunty A can’t make it, but maybe Uncle Calvin will!
-        So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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