Heylo again! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Monday now stands @ 3481 but secondly and way more importantly, I’m still owed TWENTY-NINE MINUTES online after Kim leaves @ 6pm!!! Righteo, continuing events for today?
- I wake and use the pot :P once more around 9am , when PIG mum begins a-THUMPING around upstairs. Shortly after that, she’s inside my room, hitting me with some eye goo, helping me very slightly with a bra then leaving me to get myself mostly kitted, which I comply with after giving myself fifteen more minutes.
- While waiting for PIG mum to come back and help with Elf’s AFO, I set Ela on the task of picking my mose. XD
- After PIG mum comes back and does Elf’s AFO, she sets me on shoelace tying practice. I don’t really mind, coz I’m seated and can fully concentrate; besides, I’ve discovered another trick: once she’s left the room, I scotch back on the bed, meaning when I hoik Erf up to tie her lace, I can rest her shoe on the mattress. Less stress for Elf~
- Laces all done, ilet PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). That done, I use the loo for one tinkle (usually, I stay for two, but this morning I felt like doing a stinky unspeakable), wash and dry Era then walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Breakfast’s one small half bowl of porridge with one slice of unbuttered bread torn into it (I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the toast before she ordered Era to tear the slice into ten small pieces, but that’s okay because Era kept her promise to Ela: afterwards, she combined with the spoon to turn the pieces into bite-sized, more manageable chunks), one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :p and one full mug of milk. Usually it’s only one small half-mouthful, but PIG mum won’t pour the milk for me anymore, saying, “You can pour it yourself.” Fine, but I gave myself one FULL mug. XD
- After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the Camry. Of course, she gleefully forced me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listened to 97.3FM all day, too. Oh, and today Era helped Ela stretch for thirty minutes, before Ela opened and closed her palm 225 times, holding each for a count of five.
- Lol, we were like five minutes late to see uncle Tom coz there wasn’t any parking left! He gave me some left limb massage and acupuncture, PIG mum yapped @ him endlessly and I just lay there listening.
- Afterwards, I was busting! PIG mum took me once to the toilets located behind his shop first then, before driving us home.
- Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Lunch smelt very good! PIG mum cooked some kinda flat noodle for us, with lotsa vegetables (carrots, mushrooms, etc) and I found two/three lil wee strips of BBQ chicken there also. The reason why the food smelt delicious was because she added sesame oil!
- After lunch, PIG mum tootled me off to Calamvale Central, where I had my hair cut @ JIT Style Cuts. The female cutting my hair today was from Taiwan ; she’s only been in Brisbane three/five years. She cut my hair super-quick!
- Hair short, PIG mum and I went first to Woolies to buy groceries then Hanaromart (the local Korean supermarket) to buy noodles.
- Back home, I used the loo once then walked myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Argh, I thought I could enjoy my time online; instead, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to dad’s deck and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing. Argh, I HATES standing practice!! >< But it’s only Monday, hopefully during the week,there will be one bloody day where I won’t haveta do any of this pointless standing for PIG mum. It’s not too much to ask, surely??
- Kim’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm. Hopefully I’ll get to read for one hour again today!
- Toms: someone’s coming to take me to the CODA Christmas party! It’s held @ the Logan North Library? Strange place; PIG mum thinks it’s because the CODA office’s too small to fit all us clients in.
- I can finally see some light @ the end of a very long and dark tunnel: after the party, I’m going to my last physio session for 2016!! It’s not without it’s dangers, though: I’m gonna try and walk 1km! sonia has measured the hallway for me; she says I’d haveta walk 33 and 1/3 laps in one hour to reach that.. the letter she wrote for Centrelink said I only ambulate @ 0.4km/hr; I thought I could manage 1km! who knows, maybe I’ll really achieve 1km, then keel over and perish from exhaustion. XD
- Think it’s Danielle coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm ? She’s nice, just so very young!
- Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hoping everyone has a smashing day toms!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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