Sunday Post 181c

Good evening  and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 2556 and the final, final spam count for the weekend now stands @ sth like forty-six. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, ‘twas to immediately and gleefully force me offline. Alas, that was so she could then gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and gleefully force mostly poor Ela to take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! Remember, all I’m asking for is ONE BLOODY DAY each week where I won’t haveta do any stupid standing practice for the parents; surely I’m not asking for too much??

-        Back inside, I then had to let PIG mum boss me around in preparing arvo tea, one yummy banana that I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela to feed me. I didn’t really mind, though, even though that took like twenty minutes, because I was finally seated and could concentrate. Further proof that PIG mum gets a kick from making my life deliberately even more difficult for me than it already is: she won’t let Ela hold onto the banana for me to eat it! No, she thinly slices the banana up, meaning poor Ela has to take many goes with the fork. It’s okay, I know how much satisfaction she derives from being able to boss me around, lemme know what I’m doing wrong, etc. *sigh*

-        So you can bet that when I showered afterwards – obviously, I washed and rinsed my hair, dried and rekitted myself; PIG mum helped with NOTHING bar Elf’s AFO, my bra strap and both laces, after I’d finished practising tying them.

-        For some reason, dad took us out to Sunnybank Oriental for dinner tonight! Obviously, I only got a pissy amount but hey, I’m used to it. Tonight I had about one bowl of congee, half a bowl of rice, ¼ bowl of vermicelli, half the set soup and half a yummy warm Horlicks.

-        Back home, I used the loo once for one tinkle, then walked myself slowly and safely online, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: late morning appointment to see Uncle Tom the Chinese herbalist for some left limb acupuncture and massage. Will need to go grocery shopping with PIG mum afterwards if I’m to pass 1000 steps toms coz Vincent the physio’s already returned to HK and I don’t haveta see him for a torture session, hallelujah!

-        And it’s Kim coming to m8nd me from 4pm till 6pm. Fingers crossed she’ll lemme off tying shoelaces, will lemme drink white tea with two sugars and that I’ll get to read for one hour again! Anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^