Saturday, December 10, 2016

Sunday Post 180b

Heylo again and good afternoon! Firstly, Em’s new plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3118 and secondly, the new spam count for the weekend’s thirty-four. Righteo, continuing events for today?
-        Surprise! PIG mum arrived home from church  ten minutes earlier than expected! When I let her in, I asked her, “Why are you back so early?” and she laughs, replying, “Coz I’m busting!” XD
-        For some reason, horrid PIG mum wouldn’t lemme turn on the radio when she was driving me to church. Hey, I already respect your wishes when you won’t lemme turn the music when you’re going to church coz you ‘wanna prepare your heart to worship God’ (whatever that means), but since you’ve finished service and are now driving me to the English service, why can’t I turn the music on now? Who are you ‘preparing your heart to worship’ this time? XD No matter, I just spent the short car trip telling the cruel qnd unfaithful God to just eff off if He wasn’t gonna completely heal me.
-        At church, I used the loo once then took my usual spot. Huge thanks to Uncle William who walked behind me, thus ensuring I didn’t land flat on my arse in front of the entire EM. It’s actually rather sad, you know, realising that your mother reckons it more important to race off to her very informal ‘fellowship’ (they apparently only gossip and drink coffee, they don’t read the Bible/together/pray/anything like that) than to make sure her only and severely disabled daughter makes it safely to her seat. *sigh*
-        But I get to stay seated for worship again today, yay~ I sing everything I know, plus the harmony for two songs, but like every other week, mean absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh*
-        Speaker today’s Pastor Chris; his sermon’s about planning.
-        Afterwards, I  gently pinch baby Noah’s cheeks (he’s standing, now!), use the loo once for two tinkles, blow a kiss to sleeping baby Zebby then get into the car, where PIG mum tootles us off to yum cha with dad and Aunty Sally @ BF Something.
-        Actually, we bump into lotsa SHINE people there!
-        I was rather annoyed: usually I order a plate of fried rice then trade one bowl for one charsiu bun and you leave me alone, please! Dad says they don’t sell plates of rice (unheard of) and instead orders a little bowl of it, to which he scrapes out one huge heaped bowl for himself and another for Aunty Sally! Even worse, the charsiu buns are tiny! *feels jipped*
-        After lunch, PIG mum, Aunty Sally and I buy groceries from Runcorn Plaza’s IGA. Zero thanks who gleefully forces poor Ela to hold onto the trolley, but hey.
-        Before leaving, we make one last stop @ Hanaromart, coz Aunty Sally wants to buy some kinda sauce.
-        Back home, I use the loo once more for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Gotta go finish my Xmas Greetings now to everyone; fingers crossed I can bbl tonight, else wishing everyone a smashing week ahead!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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