Saturday, December 17, 2016

Saturday Post 181c

Good evening! Em’s (obviously incorrect XD) new final plodding total for Saturday now stands @ 1310. Anyways, continuing tonight’s events?
-        When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline. To stall for time, I went and did a stinky unspeakable first, also leaning fully against the side rail and slowly, softly but most hatefully singing 14% of my newest second-favourite song out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        After washing and drying both hands, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the gobbling :P table, where I let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela on 40+ minutes of stupid exercises for her, i.e. folding the day’s washing and picking up walnuts. I didn’t really mind; indeed, I was just super-relieved that I finally got the one day off per week where I didn’t haveta do any extra standing practice for PIG mum!
-        Before dinner, I walked myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa lettuce, lotsa dearest dad’s home-grown surprisingly tasty hairy melon, a few tiny slices of yummy chicken and one tiny morsel of egg.
-        Dinner was spooned down with one bowl of soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk back to the computer table, where we bought another year’s subscription of Lumosity!
-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one final loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope to see everyone @ church toms!
Cheers,

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