Sunday Post 181b

Heylo again, good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1023. (ha, I’m just over one grand. XD) and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the weekend’s now something like forty-one. Righteo, potential final, final events for today?

-        When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        She tootled me off to church but as expected, refused to see me safely to my seat before rushing off to her very informal ‘fellowship’ with the other church aunties. Thankfully, Uncle Cyras kinda walked behind me to my usual seat, meaning I was safe from an embarrassing fall.

-        Yay, I got to stay seated for worship today! I sang everything, plus the harmony for three songs, but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. ><

-        Speaker today was Pastor Chris with another sermon from his Advent series.

-        After service, I tried to find someone who was free for lunch together with me; Lisa said she was but AWFUL PIG mum wouldn’t lemme! Lisa said she had to ask Binda and Julz and went downstairs, promising to come back for me. Julz eventually showed up, saying they’d decided to just stay @ church and eat. PIG mum rang dad, saying she’d never take me to church again!

-        Back home, dad microwaved me one bowl of tasteless leftovers for lunch. Afterwards, I was thinking would I need to pour myself another mug of milk but thanks to dad who gave me one bowl of soup to drink.

-        Only dad wouldn’t allow me back online till 3pm; ‘twas 1:45pm then and he said I had to play Wii until 2:30pm then just watch television till 3pm. No biggie; Era wisely chose games that didn’t require Ela and wouldn’t leave me with an aching arm; television time, turns out some parent had switched the remote’s input mode to Canto and I couldn’t type anything! Luckily, I found some Westlife documentary then two odd videos about what happens when you swallow gum and how far can you distance yourself from everyone else.

-        At 3pm, I used the loo once for one tinkle then walked myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        So hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^