Heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for Friday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Friday now stands @ 3142 and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week’s now 100. Righteo, potential final, final events for Friday?
- PIG mum comes back to check Elf’s AFO and to set me on shoelace tying practice. Or does she? Lol, I’ve forgotten! XD
- 5:43pm; I’ve played one Bejeweled game lasting 5:48, meaning I’ve played one lasting longer than five minutes and another lasting longer than six minutes. I’m content to stop, now. XD
- afterwards, I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Breakfast’s around one bowl of plain porridge with one slice of unbuttered toast thrown into it. Unsurprisingly, I havetalet PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the slice before she orders Era to rip it. It’s okay, though, because (1) I’m sitting and can fully concentrate and (2) Era keeps her promise to Ela and combines with the spoon to tear the toast into bite-sized, more manageable chunks. Not sure why horrid PIG mum said I wasn’t allowed to do that; I just ate @ my usual snail’s pace and waited until she went upstairs to change before doing it. XD Over breakfast, I also spend about ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing on my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
- After breakfast, I use the loo once for one tinkle, also fully leaning against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
- Once I’ve washed and dried Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the Camry, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- Of course, horrid PIG mum gleefully forces me to buckle my own seatbelt all day; we also listen to Dave Wong all day, too. Oh, and today Erea helps Ela stretch for forty minutes, before Ela opens and closes her palm 200 times, holding each for a count of five.
- PIG mum tootled us off to Sunny Park
- Our first stop was Aldi, where PIG mum bought a box of tissues.
- Our second stop was Woolies for more groceries.
- I’d been hoping that PIG mum would lemme have half a lunch @ Lok Fok but alas, she was too hell-bent on gleefully restricting meto lunch @ home. *sigh*
- Before joining her @ the gobbling :P table for a bland lunch of leftovers, I took myself once slowly and safely to the toilet, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- After lunch, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the Camry, and she tootled me off to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage.
- As expected, PIG mum hogged the entire conversation. Aunty Ann gave a confirming sound every now and again (which just gave PIG mum more fuel to continue XD), while I just relaxed in silence under Aunty Ann’s firm ministrations. Uncle Tai was massaging somebody else in the other larger room; listening to the sounds he was making, I asked Aunty Ann, “Um, your husband isn’t bashing him with a wooden board, right? Just a massage?” XD
- Massage over, I used the loo once, sat down for a mug of water, gave Aunty Ann and Uncle Tai a Christmas card and a box of chocolates then let PIG mum hurry me away.
- Back home, I walked myself slowly and safely online, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- I was perfectly content to start enjoying my most important two hours online; instead, I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside to dad’s deck and let her gleefully force mostly poor Ela take down the day’s washing. Argh, I HATES standing practice! ><
- When Aunty Kitty announced her arrival five minutes early, PIG mum let her in. I stayed online till 4pm then went into the bathroom for my nice warm shower – I washed my own hair, but thanks to Aunty Kitty who helped me rinse it out, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.
- I had one tinkle before Aunty Kitty flipped the nice warm water off, got dried, had another tinkle, then got creamed. Aunty Kitty mostly rekitted me (I did Elf’s sock) and I had one last tinkle when she was doing Elf’s AFO straps.
Back outside, arvo tea was one yummy banana and one mug of some kinda chinese tea with citric flavour. It was a Christmas present from Aunty Winnie and it’s pretty disgusting but thankfully I’ve almost finished it. XD Unfortunately, I had to let horrid PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to feed me the banana but I didn’t really mind, coz I was sitting and could fully concentrate. I am rather pissed @ PIG mum, though: she’d PROMISED that when Aunty Kitty finished cleaning the bathroom and came back out she’d stop gleefully forcing poor Ela to feed me the banana and let Era finish it; when Aunty Kitty came out this arvo, there was one slice left – and PIG mum just grabbed and ate it! When I screeched my protest, she was like, “Oh, whatever. I’ll give you half a teaspoonful of my rice tonight.”
Cheers,
Em. ^^
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