Sunday Post 182b

Heylo again, good afternoon and potentially one final greeting for Sunday! Firstly, Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 1530 (ha, I’m just over 1.5 grand XD) and secondly, the potential final, final spam count for the week’s now twenty-six. Righteo, potential final, final events for Sunday?

-        When PIG mum announced her arrival home from church, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-=overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        2:02pm; I’ve finally reached one Bejeweled game lasting 5:42, meaning I’ve played one lasting in between five and six minutes today, and one lasting in between six and seven minutes today, meaning I’ll willingly hit the sack tonight when PIG mum boots me off to bed. XD

-        PIG mum tootled me to church; I tried singing my secular Christmas carols out aloud but was told to shut up? Hadn’t she already spent this morning ‘preparing her heart to worship God’ (whatever that means?) so why couldn’t I sing them now? No matter, I just mouthed them~

-        Dad was waiting for us outside church; when I got outta the car, Samuel was waiting with a Christmas present (wrapped with MINION gift-wrap!) waiting for me! :D

-        I use the loo once; thankfully, when I exit the toilet, dad’s still waiting for me and he sees me safely to my seat before leaving~

-        For worship today, I get to stay seated, phew. I sing everything I know, plus the harmony for two/three songs, but like every other week, meant absolutely NOTHING. >< *sigh* But I’m happy to report that this year, I was allowed to stay seated for worship every Sunday~ :o)

-        Speaker today was Pastor Chris; his sermon was entitled ‘The Gospel Of Santa’.

-        I’d been feeling hopeful afterwards when Pastor Chris extended his Christmas lunch invite to everyone and not just the orphans, but mightily pissed when dad still wouldn’t allow me to attend! >< *sigh*

-        Back home, as expected, lunch was half a bowl of leftovers plus half a bowl of soup.

-        Before returning online, I took myself once slowly and safely to the loo and back, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Also as expected, dad’s gone to play baddy, PIG mum’s hit pigland upstairs and I’m again facing another lonely arvo staring @ the computer. What a crummy Christmas … *sigh*

-        Perhaps Aunty A and some Kwoks might come over for a Christmas BBQ tonight?

-        Toms: it’s PIG mum’s BIRTHDAY!! Hopefully she’ll help me up not too late and hopefully dad’ll take us Boxing Day sale shopping coz @ night, it’s time to open presents!!! :D

-        So hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing final week of 2016 ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^