monday post

good evening, peoples!well, PIG mum made em plod 6529 steps today. i would use the word 'forced', but PIG mum's forbidden me from doing that, and therefore i can only comply. ok, regarding both sunday and saturday nights:
-repeat what i typed out on thursday.
anyways, let's start with the spotty points for sunday, yeah? :P
-PIG mum woke me up, made me put on my own crop top and tee, then slapped on everything else and gleefully made me walk out to the gobbling table. :P
-i spat out my mouth splint, drank the required glass of waterand kissed my beloved dad a good morning.
-looking at the piece of toast on the table b4 me, i wondered if my parents were going to make me spread it, when PIG mum suddenly shows up, whips everything away, says, "too late now. you'll just have to eat it plain." so i did. with a plain glass of milk. and it was surprisingly good! :P lol. think i still prefer my toast with something on them, if possible.
-parents gleefully made me walk out to the car, and off we tootled to church, listening to nothing. so i knew better than to ask for permission to sing out loud and just sang in my head.
-dad rocked off to the canto service on arrival, leaving PIG mum to gleefully make me walk in.
-worship team ... shabach? speaker today was dear uncle/pastor chong, who spoke on intercessory prayer. did you know, it won WW2 for the allies?
-no communion fterwards, so PIG mum gleefully made me walk into the loo, made me pull my pants down, made me pull them back up afterwards. i also washed and dried my right hand, b4 she gleefully made me walk back outside.
-i took a seat and yakked to a few ppl - e.g. ross. too bad, i can never remember if his bday's on the 5th or 8th or 11th december! >< haha, knowing me, it'll be none of those dates. :P
-PIG mum made me walk back out to the car, and we had a yak to a few ore people, e.g. uncle martin.
-dear dad tumbled in, and i thought we could go to foodcourt to pick up some lunch, but no. he tootles us home instead.
-so, PIG mum makes me walk in. i head for the toilet, so no surprise there when she also makes me dak myself and pull my trousers back up when i'm done. actually, i did a stinky unspeakable, and wiped myself too. then, PIG mum makes me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, b4 she gleefully makes me walk back to my bedroom, where she orders a nap. so i obediently pigged away :P
-i woke up hungry, and called dad, who let me go in the pot once, of course also making me pull my daks up and down (reverse that order, sorry :P). then, he makes me walk out. i try to head for sparky, only to have him flip it to manual, to my frustration. >< in the end, it is PIG mum who comes to grab me, as ding dong! alma arrives at 2pm. originally, PIG mum had asked her to come at 1pm, but she couldn't make it here until 2pm. so PIG mum makes me walk in
-sorry, PIG mum is booting me off now. guess i'll have to write about today's, yesterday's, AND tomorrow's post toms, if i get the chance.
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. sorry, i must've forgotten to reset my pedometer last night. in that case, i guess i plodded 2176.3 recurring steps each on saturday, monday and sunday. lol! :P