-beep, i've lost my post! >< and not long till PIG mum forces poor em off to bed, either. argh. >< well, i'll just see how far i can get:
-TWFT topic was "where's my heart?" and em was hard at work plodding 2100 steps today.
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear to see who could snore louder in their sleep. :P DAD LEFT FOR WORK AROUND 8AM, btw.
-HOURS LATER, WHEN pig MUM POKED ME UP, I SWUNG AROUND TO USE THE POT :P ONCE MORE, BUT THEN FELT LIKE DOING A STINKY UNSPEAKABLE, SO MUCH THANKS TO pig MUM WHO ROLLED ME IN, HANDED ME A MUG OF WATER TO DRINK - WHICH I WAS MOST CAREFUL TO HOLD 'CORRECTLY' argh, sorry, shrieking. >< and helped me wipe afterwards. i also washed and dried both hands.
-back in my room, i got kitted for the day. but i felt like doing one more tinkle, just as the doorbell rang. dunno why PIG mum decided to roll me into the bathroom forwards, instead of backwards like she normally does, but i ended up PLUNGING to the ground. itai ... ><
-so i shuffled over to the side, grabbed onto the bar that dad had installed for me, then hauled myself back over the loo. PIG mum went to answer the doorbell. too late. >< person gone ...
-anyways, PIG mum got me kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. just milo this morning, coz PIG mum had booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio. ><
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she did all day), off she tootled us off to unique physiotherapy, listening to westlife's back home (what we listened to all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk inside the clinic. vincent the physio met us, and Forced me to walk the rest of the way in.
-PIG mum asked him to please check my right arm/shoulder which i'd landed rather heavily on from my plunge this morning. >< luckily, no lasting damage. :)
-so i did: right and left arm reachy exercises, ela trying her hardest to knock out vincent the physio exercises (hey, he said that when i'm well enough to chase him, i can bash him with era! i'm looking forward to that day! :P), weight shifting to the left exercises, head and neck exercises. whatever. i survived.
-vincent the physio Forced me to walk back outside, and i handed him our bday presents to him and kat jie jie! hope they like. :)
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car and she tootled us off to cassie and kim amos's house!
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk in. there house has a flight of stairs to enter, so much thanks to mrs. amos who helped me up.
-PIG mum took me once to the bathroom first. wow, they've got a great big spa in their bathroom!
-mrs. amos (she told me to call her kim) fed me a mug of milo, then made sandwhiches for us! PIG mum suggested we trade half half, so i ended up having half a ham sandwhich and half a chicken loaf one. first time i've tried chicken loaf - i like it!
-desert was strawberries and a cup of tea. we had a happy yak; cassy told me that she works as a receptionist at a physio somewhere on gowan road. i also saw chris (the dad) and the cat - her name's sth strange, like nieschke (definitely spelt wrong. ><")
-time to leave, kim helped me down the stairs (lol, cass went down first, ready to catch me if i plummeted to my death. :P ><). we said our thanks and byes to them, then PIG mum tootled us home.
-i popped online briefly until chrisy came. as usual, late. >< :P fiften mins, this time.
-she Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my shower - also forcing me to undress all of myself. but a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle before chrissy flipped the water off, one more when she went outside to get my AFO. i dried myself as she dried the floor, got creamed and rekitted. chrissy Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling table.
-arvo tea: a mug of milo (hmm ... hopefully i'll get a decent cup of tea toms!) and a toasted cheese - too bad, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin - ham and mayo sandwhich, cut into four squares or triangles.
-chrissy forced me on twenty mins of exercises - the dumbells and the soccer ones daniel wan taught me.
-chrissy Forced me to walk over to my TV chair for seven's news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. thanks to her who fed me a pear and a warm chocolate nesquik.
-at 6:30, i asked her to please give ela a massage, then, at 6:45, she Forced me to walk to the loo. i asked her please for a glass of water, then did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. chrissy returned for me, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, ordered me to flick off the lights, and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-i said my byes and thanks to her at 7pm. dunno when she's coming back ... she says her roster's not out yet.
-thanks to PIG mum who popped me a honey and lemon strepsil for my sore throat. then she forced poor em on 15+ mins of exercises. lol, pictionary tonight: sorry, PIG mum says to leave it till toms coz she tired and wants to force poor em to bed. >< so, quickly:
-dinner: rice, lotsa cos lettuce and little tong vegetable, some carrot, and a couple of small chunks of yummy chicken. washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer, and i tootled online.
-but nature called. >< so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to dak myself. i ended up doing a messy stinky unspeakable. >< much thanks to PIG mum who helped me wipe. then she forced me to pull up my own trousers, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer.
-phew, i finished! so i'll check, then let PIG mum force poor em off to bed ... just physio at UQ toms, georgia's last session! then, lunch with lee and mrs. stewart at cafe mi. hope it goes well! and, i wonder, will karen take me out toms night? dunno, but i hope so!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. almost forgot! on our way home after lunch with kim and cass, we stopped by pole's house to give joey her bday present! hope she likes! :)
P.P.P.S. lastly, em was very happy to speak with dearest grandma tonight! she tells me pears are very expensive in hong kong right now ... wonder why ...? PIG mum says she doesn't care, coz it's past eleven! so, heading off to bed now! goodnite, all!

tuesday post

good evening! TWFT topic was tough love (2) and em was hard at work plodding 3543 steps today. righteo, what happened today?
-PIG mum dug em up this morning, got her kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the bathroom to wash both hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table. 'twas another day i had to endure without sticky or my walkbelt, BTW. :( but for the grace of god, hopefully i'll live to see another day. luckily, PIG mum has PROMISED me that when i fall to my death, she PROMISES that she'll well look after my dearest dad. :)
-breakfast was a bowl of yummy nesquik porridge, plus two slices of unbuttered bread (i keep forgetting to ask dearest dad if i can buy some butter without any nut oil).
-time to head off, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she did all day), she tootled us off to the PA, listening to westlife's back home(what we listened to all day).
-PIG mum parked, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way in.
-hello, linelle! we started with some rolling (which i hate, coz that always makes me dizzy. ><) then linelle and troy (another physio asissant) did the box walking thing with me.
-rachel (sp?) came with morning tea! so a packet of bikkies for me, plus a cuppa, white and two. linelle grabbed a packet of bikkies for herself too, and told me that her boys are three and five yrs old, she's almost forty, and she has no plans to have a girl. oh, and apparently, in child care, you don't get term breaks? o_O
-PIG mum returned for me. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car. we saw fabio! (handsome as ever, says he :P it's like, i call, "how are you today, fabio?" and he'll answer, "handsome as ever!" :P)
-off she tootled us to unique physiotherapy. but strange - where was vincent the physio? so PIG mum gleefully forced (3rd time) me to walk to luigi's instead.
-she ordered a BBQ pizza, i ordered a fettucine cabonara with chicken. we both slurped a yummy 500mL lipton's lemon iced tea.
-PIG mum got a takeway container for half her pizza; she was too full to finish hers. we saw uncle wong on! he says aunty brannie's (sp?) studying education at uni! cool! i get to call her "mrs wong" next time i see her! :P
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car, and off she tootled us off to vedalgo (i know that's spelt wrong, but i have no idea what the correct spelling is, sorry).
-PIG mum gleefully forced (another third) me to walk in. i sat down with some magazine about ... sailing? sth like that, anyway.
-my turn, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, i took a seat. lesley stuck all these things onto my head with mashed potato! (well, that's what it looked like, anyway. :p)
-then she just printed out pages and pages of my brainwaves. see, still SOME activity left in there. :P
-all done, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out and sit down as she paid and made another appointment for me?
-off she tootled us home. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo (tea makes you need to pee. ><), made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the gobbling :P table.
-there, she forced poor em on countless mins of the exercises that daniel wan had left me. and yup, we're both still as crap drawers as ever. :p then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the piano and i played twinkle twinkle, before PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer and i tootled online.
-ding dong! gauri came at 3pm. so she Forced me to walk to the laundry for my shower. but it was nice to have someone that didn't mind the 'let's undress em together" approach!
-a nice hot shower - hairwash today. i dried myself as gauri did the floor, got creamed, dried, rekitted. gauri Forced me to walk back outside.
-arvo tea was a mug of warm milo (argh, what is it with carers that refuse to give me tea with two teaspoonfuls of sugar?!) and a slice of PIG mum's leftover pizza. i enjoyed mao's last dancer as i ate.
-6pm, i turned my chair around to face the television as gauri kindly flicked the television on. sadly, PIG mum came down, and immediately made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to my television chair.
-seven's news was read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. much thanks to gauri who cut me up a pear and mixed me a warm chocolate nesquik to enjoy.
-at 6:30, i asked gauri to please give ela a massage, and got one for about five minutes.
-at 6:45, gauri Forced me to walk to the toilet. i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. gauri came back for me. she Forced me to walk over and wash both hands, Forced me to walk over and dry both hands, and Forced me to walk back to the gobbling :p table.
-thanks to PIG mum who popped me a strepsil for my sore throat. then she forced me on countless minutes of hand exercises, before i settled down for dinner. rice tonight, with lotsa cos lettuce, some pork and a bit of egg. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-but em needed to pee again. >< so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo. no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking and un-dakking. then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursrday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer.
-yay, i finished! tonight, dear dad's out at jindalee (anyone know where that is?) playing baddy with uncle chong. as for me, PIG mum's booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio tgoms. >< but we're going to cassie's place for lunch! i haven't seen her and kim amos for quite awhile! it should be great to catch up with them. :) and chrissy's coming toms - i wonder how late? :P my usual guess is ten minutes, PIG mum usually guesses fifteen. :p oh yeah, gotta remember to give vincent the physio and kat jie jie their bday presents, too. hope he likes!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.

monday post

good evening! TWFT topic was tough love (1) and em was hard at work plodding 1868 steps today. anyways, for whatever reason that so pleases her, PIG mum is only letting me stay online for an hour tonight, meaning that toms, i'm owed THREE HOURS. i look forward to be able to stay online for three hours toms! i'll be able to check emails, write my blog, then even get a few news articles! anyways, just quickly:
-em was feeling crook this morning. >< headache and sore throat, mainly. thanks to PIG mum who cancelled my physio at UQ and hydrotherapy for me. but i'd better be all better by thursday - coz thursday's georgia's last session with me!
-so i snored my head off until PIG mum got me up.
-breakfast was a bowl of yummy nesquik porridge and two slices of toast, unbuttered, coz the current butter dad bought had sth like macadamia oil in it, or sth like that?
-PIG mum popped me lotsa drygs this morning. :P
-mr. hall came to visit! even better, he brought over a DVD of me playing the piano for a year twelve music extension concert! hey, i wasn't too shabby, either. :)
-after he left, PIG mum forced me on a few minutes of those exercises that daniel wan had taught us, then i tootled online.
-no surprises at all, chrissy was late. >< fifteen minutes, this time.
-so she Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower, also forcing myself to undress all of myself, too. but a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i dried myself as chrissy dried the floor, got creamed and rekitted. chrissy Forced me to walk back out to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was my bowl of chicken nissan instant noodles that i got from camp and a mug of milo. yumyum~]
-chrissy Forced me to walk over to my computer chair and forced me on approx. 20 mins of those exercises daniel wan had taught me.
-chrissy Forced me to walk over to my dining chair and she flicked on seven's news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. i think dam levels are somewhere around 76.1%?
-i asked chrissy please to give ela a hand massage until 6:45pm.
-chrissy Forced me to walk to the toilet, ordered me to turn on the light, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, ordered me to turn off the lights and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-i signed her off, said my thanks and byes. she'll be back on wednesday - who knows how late? but her and her boyfriend are having some pasta, chicken and vegetables for dinner tonight. i asked her if she could please save me a plate. :p
-PIG mum forced poor em on countless mins of left hand exercises, just the two dumbells tonight.
-dinner: rice, lotsa cos lettuce, and some silver perch? sorry, PIG mum tells me it was actually silver perch. for some reason, i keep remembering some pork there, also. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate. oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum took me once more to the loo. for some reason, a messy stinky unspeakable. >< much thanks to PIG mum who helped me wipe. funny, though ... no tummyache this time - usually, i'd get one for a messy stinky unspeakable?
-i tootled online.
-yeah, i'm done! busy day toms - physio at PA, then centacare, then off tosee leslie the behavourial (sp?) optom. i wonder when/where we'll find some time to squeeze some lunch in?
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 2 errors in my post tonight.

sunday post

eep, i thought i'd already published! but obviously not.
-anyways, the spam count for the weekend is 80 (unusually high?) and em was hard at work plodding 5396 steps today. anyways, PIG mum's already forcing poor em off to bed, so in just three words: CAMP WAS AWESOME!!!!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. yay, mr. hall's coming over to visit toms!
P.P.S. sorry, double entry on sunday. no idea what happened. oh well, goodnite!

sunday post

good evening! i don't really have any time left to blog, so, in just three words: CAMP WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!! and, my plodding total:5495.5 :P well, i'm obviously not talented to walk half a step, but PIG mum decided to be a great big meaniepoo >< last night, and i didn't have the chance to write down my plodding total. meaning i didn't reset it, and just divided the total in two for today and yesterday. and since it was an odd number ... :p
-just physio at UQ toms. and mr. hall's coming to visit toms arvo! chrissy's coming - if she remembers to bring me a yellow nims swie 2 lolly, i'll haveta print her out a certificate!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. the spam count for the weekend is 80.

friday post

good afternoon again!
well, it's almost time to head out to camp; i'm excited! where's lee? i thought we were driving him to camp also ...
-anyways, showertime, PIG mum made made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the laundry for my shower. of course, she forced me to undress all of myself. expected.
-a kinda warm shower. that's the best i can get, from PIG mum. she also forced poor ela to scrub various parts of me 100 times. i had a tinkle before she flipped off the water, then one more as she was putting my left shoe on. i dried myself as she dried the floor, creamed myself, then got rekited. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the computer table.
-i tootled back online for my weekly naruto fix. we're talking about jiraiya when he was little!
-anyways, i'm sure lee will be here soon, then it's off to camp we go! i can't wait!
cheers,
em. ^^

friday post

good afternoon! TWFT topic was 'take up your cross (2), the spam count for the week is 139, and em was hard at work plodding 2276 steps today. well, i didn't actually pop online till 2:33pm, but i don't really fancy my chances at staying online till 5:33. >< oh well, i'll just see how far i can get ...
-anyways, when dearest dad got up for work this morning, i swung myself around to use the pot :P once then cuddled my darling bear bear and sang/counted myself back into some heavy-duty snoring. :P
-PIG mum dug me up a couple of hours later. i swung over to use the pot :p once more, but felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, gave me a cup of water to drink (which i was extremely careful to hold 'correctly'), and helped me wipe afterwards. PIG mum also got me kitted while i was over the loo, and i went back for one more tinkle afterwards.
-back in my room, PIG mum finished getting me kitted, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash both hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the gobbling :p table.
- lol, i honestly can't remember what i had for breakfast this morning! >< i think ... a sausage bun, and a mug of milo?
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car. after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth she did all day), she tootled us off to your :P turn, listening to westlife's ... back home? (sth else we listened to all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, then went to repark the car. i had a yak to joy.
-damien set up a table for me to do some exercises, so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over there and forced me to do them. eg. theraplaydough :P, dumbells, tennis ball exercises, etc.
-but i played a bit of wii boxing! i created a mii first, then was going to try the wii fit game, except PIG mum came back and ordered me to play boxing, so i complied.
-i won two rounds of boxing, both on a points decision. no knockouts. thing was, with wii boxing, your right hand does the punches and your left hand is only there to hold the nanchuk to shake frantically when you get knocked down. but PIG mum insisted that my left hand to throw punches too, else she wouldn't take me out for lunch. *sigh* i complied. whatever.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo before we left.
-*sigh* there was a disabled parking downstairs, but PIG mum, in her laziness, refused to try slot the 4ED into it. argh. >< come on, i know you're a crap driver, but surely it wouldn't hurt for you to at least TRY?! like, how i give my all everyday! but no ... PIG mum just zoomed up a level. and when there was no parking available up there, either, she zoomed further away and parked. poor em. ><
-PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) to walk down into foodcourt. yay, mr. kebab guy was here! so i bought a small one off him, then asked, "um, could i please know your name? coz it seems a lil weird to call you "mr. kebab guy" all the time. :P" he laughed, said he was often called "mr. kebab boy" too, and that his name was naz.
-so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to a nearby seat, then went to buy our drinks. she returned with a yummy pudding milk tea for me, and a yucky (we traded slurps, it's honestly disgusting!) grass jelly milk tea for herself.
-hey, mr. hall is calling! i wonder why?
-we enjoyed our kebabs. honestly, naz really does stuff my kebab sth enormous! like, PIG mum tells me, usually, you only get, like, four chunks of pineapple when you ask for some, but naz gave me like, fifteen!
-PIG mum refused to go up and see if a disabled parking had become available (dunno why; guess she just wanted to force me to walk more. :() and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way back up. i yelled a farewell to mr. kebaby guy/naz. PIG mum says we'd better buy another one off him next friday.
-PIG mum tootled us home. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in to the bathroom to wash both hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my dining chair.
-i rang CODA to see who was helping me out this arvo, the lady said she'd no idea and would ring us back. then i rang dearest dad, reminding him to come home and drive us to camp, then passed the phone to PIGF mum. lol, dad's so funny; "do you want to speak to PIG mum?" i asked him over the phone. "yeah, pass the phone to PIG mum, "he replies. "OINK, OINK." LOL! needless to say, PIG mum was. not. amused. :P
-PIG mum forced poor em on countless minutes of the exercises that daniel wan had showed us. first, we played pictionary. lol, 'twas hilarious - PIG mum drew sth. my guesses: "a cactus? a potplant? a gingerbread man? oh, a soft serve cone! and she drew sth else: "a spider missing three legs? a soft serve cone? oh, a sun!" lol, well neither i nor PIG mum have any drawing skills whatsoever. :p then PIG mum forced me on those soccer drills as she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the piano. so both hands thunked out twinkle twinkle in some shape or form five times. finally, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer switch, forced me to bend awkwardly to flick it on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer desk.
-i tried ringing dearest grandma first, but some jie jie answered and told me grandma was out. so i'll try ringing her once more before we leave.
-lastly, CODA sucks. >< no-one here. again. ><
-anyways, you won't hear from me toms, coz i'll be at UF camp! hope it'll be lotsa fun!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post this afternoon.
P.P.S. cool! mr. hall will be visiting us on monday arvo~ lol, did you know, PIG mum calls him 'mr. hall too? not greg, his first name.
P.P.P.S. naruto fix time! :P

thursday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'take up your cross (1)' and em's final plodding total for thursday now stands at 2843. anyways, what happened since my last post:
-karen Forced me to walk into the laundry for my shower. but it was nice to have a carer that helped me to undress together! and, hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle before karen flipped the water off, and one more as she was fitting my left shoe on. i dried myself as she was drying the floor, then got creamed and rekitted.
-arvo tea was a couple of tea with 2 teaspoonfuls of sugar, and a toasted ham, cheese and mayo sandwhuich, cut into 4 squares or triangles.
-PIG mum ordered karen and i to play pictionary, so we did. lol, some funny pictures we drew: actually, dad already tossed them out. whoops. ><"
-karen took me once more to the loo before she tootled us off to garbo.
-we listened to seven's news simulcast on 96.5FM, before karen got out sparkless and we wheeled me in.
-first stop, the library to return my almost! overdue book. then we stayed there for 30 mins, i read a janny wurts novel, which i ended up borrowing.
-we wheeled me to foodcourt for dinner. i got a low-fat chocolate thickshake (karen had me ring PIG mum first to ask permission, coz she refused me one last week) and a yummy 2 piece feed; karen had my pepsi and got herself a fish and chips. but i say, that fish must've been on steroids or sth - it was ginormous! :P we traded a chip with gravy each (i just stuck the chip i was giving karen in my potato and gravy; karen already had gravy lathered over her chips.
-then we wheeled me to big w to buy bday cards and pressies! i found a massive card for both joey and vincent the physio and kat (one card for joey, one for vincent the physio and kat jie jie). i also bought a drink bottle with a filter for joey and a mug with 'trophy wife' for vincent the physio to give to kat jie jie.
-lastly, we wheeled me to woolies where i picked up a tin of chocolate nesquik, coz we're all out.
-karen took me once more to the loo before she tootled us back home. i signed her off, said my byes and thanks. she'll be back next thursday.
-i tootled online, and showed PIG mum the presents i'd bought. hope they're good enough to give!
-anyways, think i'm going for more exercises at your :P turn toms. hope there's morning tea! :P then, if PIG mum keeps her promise, we should be going to plaza and having a kebab for lunch. then, woo hoo - camp! can't wait! hope to see everyone at UF camp 2009!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post

good afternoon!
no plodding total from em yet, coz PIG mum's said she'd allow me to pop back online tonight to scrawl down my plodding total. karen's here now, and PIG mum says i'm allowed to stay online till 3:30. so, just quickly:
-breakfast was a crunchy apricot museli bar. as with all the past days, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bar and ordered era to unwrap it. oh, and i drank a mug of warm milo.
-physio at UQ. i went to the loo first, read an OK! magazine as PIG mum was paying. georgia came for me, kindly lent me a walkbelt, then Forced me to walk in.
-lotsa sit-to-stands today, plus the dreaded tilt table. >< :P kat promised me a bikkie or two if i'd just shut up and let them continue torturing me. :P
-we saw letty! so She accompanied us back to the car.
-PIG mum snapped a refusal to take me out to lunch. *sigh* but i think she said she'd take me to cafe mi or out for a kebab toms! wonder if mr. kebab guy is there ... :p
-i went to the loo once when we arrived home, then settled down for lunch. a plain glass of milk, and i think half a bowl of PIG mum's yummy fried rice?
-PIG mum forced poor em on countless minutes of the exercises that daniel had taught us. i think he turned 22 in september?
-i tootled online, just as karen arrived.
-well, i've still got 15 mins left before shower time ... umm ... what else toput? oh, here's what i normally put up every thursday:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. ><
-well, that took all of 30 seconds. what now? oh, my naruto fix! see you all tonight with my final plodding total!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post

good morning!
i know, i'm rarely online in the mornings; just an apology from me for not posting last night, a human em must've somehow failed the PERFECT standards set for me by the parents. anyways, that just means that i'm owed THREE hours today and THREE hours tomorrow. so yeah, i'm just tootling online for half an hour now, and two and a half hours this afternoon and tonight. luckily, i did at least scrawl down what i did yesterday on a sheet (lol, PIG mum never says sheet, only piece. guess why? :P) of paper; if i have time this afternoon/tonight i'll copy it up, yeah? but no time this morning; we're gonna haveta leave for UQ early this morning, coz dearest dad just rang us to tell us that the traffic's horrendous (sp?), apparently, a truck's rolled over or sth. and we're of to cafe mi for lunch with lee and mrs. stewart! hope there's good asian and western meals, if not, i can always go for my favourite 'yellow gold' rice. okay, time to go, see you this afternoon!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post

good evening!
a big big thanks to PIG mum who allowed me to tootle online to write about my toastmaster's night!
-after gauri gave me a shower - hairwash today - lol, she kept trying to force ela to scrub my hair! :p sorry, but i don't really think she's up to that standard yet :p i went out for arvo tea/dinner. thanks to PIG mum for half a bowl of her yummy fried rice and a mug of fruit and vegie juice. she fed mariana a bowl, too. did you know, david's a pest control worker now! no jobs in construction left for him, i guess ... i just asked mariana if he comes home stinky every night. :p then she took me to the loo once before mariana tootled us off to QUT, gardens point campus.
-we wheeled me inside, said hi to marg and will. much thanks to mariana who shouted me a hot chocolate! she tossed two equal into hers; i tossed one equal and one plain sugar. yummy.
-mariana and i both went once to the loo before the meeting started!
-tonight, i heard a speech on how to plan a trip around the world, and also one on cause and effect.
-supper time, mariana took me once more to the loo, then i munched on 4 small chunks of some chocolate museli thing - quite nice! and also 2 or more crackers with avocado dip. guess what? GROSS. :p
-when we finished, we exchanged pleasantries with a few ppl, then left. marg told me that she's going to japan! i told her to stay away from the kewpie mayo. :p
-PIG mum picked me up, forced me to buckle my own seatbelt, then tootled us home, listening to leslie cheung.
-i sat down at the computer, tried to ring dearest dad (he's out playing baddy, with uncle chong?) but he didn't pick up. so i sent him an SMS, and he rang shortly after.
-well, PIG mum's forcing poor em to go to bed now. oh well. torture session with vincent the physio toms. >< ai, i should survive. i admit, there are times i wish he WOULD drop me then i wouldn't have to be tortured by him for ages! :p but then, no, em's too scared of falling, sorry ... >< but at least PIG mum will take me to sunni cafe for brunch afterwards! i hope! then aunty wendy will come over, and PIG mum will rock off to have lunch with her old workmates. hope she has fun! then, chrissy's here in the arvo - hope she'll remember to bring me a yellow lolly! wonder how late she'll be? my guess is ten mins, PIG mum guesses 15. :p goodnight!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. almost forgot! when i was on the wii this arvo, i got a new high score for headbutting - 27! last time was 14. yeah, go my head. :P as for the tightrope walking, i only managed 5m before i PLUMMETED to my death. o_O :P
righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!
cheers,
em. ^^

tuesday post

good afternoon! TWFT topic was 'find a way to say thank-you' and em was hard at work plodding 2490 steps today. forgive me if i can't be bothered to get up and plod the last ten steps to make it an even 2500. :p anyways, just gimmee a few mins to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies, and i'll be right with you to post about today!
-when dearest dad got up for work this morning, em swung herself around to use the pot once. then she cuddled her darling bear bear and they snored their respective heads off together. :P
-almost forgot! much thanks to PIG mum who helped me clip my toenails last night. i admit, i chewed my fingernails short on sunday, right hand after service at church, left hand coming home from baddy.
-PIG mum dug me up. i used the pot :p once more, got kitted. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a slice of toast, which i spread on some strawberry jam myself.
-time to go, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. after forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt(sth she did to me all day), off she tootled us to the PA for physio, listening to my car CD (sth else we did all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way into the day hospital.
-but surprise! it wasn't linelle that awaited us, but dom dom! she explained that linelle was on school hols with her two young boys.
-first thing dom dom did? ripped off my walkbelt. >< then she set me to doing some reachy exercises with my right hand, stretching out to pick up a beanbag, then tossing it into a nearby bucket. of course, me, with my crap aim, basically just tossed the beanbags everywhere, around the floor. everwhere, but not IN TO the bucket. ><" :P
-karen the teabag came with morning tea! so white and two equal for me, plus a packet of bikies. hmm ... i wonder what happened to the yummy scotch fingers? now we just get milk arrowroot and nice bikkies. i want the scotch fingers back! :P
-at the end, dom dom and this physio asisstant called lorna from ireland did the 'link arms together thing' with me in the middle and i staggered to the loo in between them. then i said my byes and thanks to dom dom.
-of course, no guesses as to who forced who to do the dakking and un-dakking. PIG mum also made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around to flush the loo, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-off she tootled us back home, stopping on the way to refuel the 4WD and to pick me up the paper.
-home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back inside to my dining chair, and i read my courier mail as PIG mum flicked on seven's morning news to watch.
-lunch was roughly a bowl of yummy fried rice with soya sauce, egg, ham and onion! thanks to PIG mum who mixed me a cold milo to wash lunch down with; i think she said we're out of nesquik.
-so i read the paper until PIG mum forced me to play half an hour of wii. i did the headbutting, skiing, tightrope walking, and this 'roll the balls into the hole' game.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over, forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the switch, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to my computer chair. i tootled online.
-i got an email from robert, who said he wouldn't be able to make it this arvo. :( but he remembers his doughnut promise! :P
-only i needed to pee. >< so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the loo, forced me to pull my own daks down. i had two tinkles, chatted to dearest dad on the phone. PIG mum came back, forced me to yank my own daks back up, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk around to flush the loo. i reached over to wash/dry my right hand, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer.
-well, i've got roughly half an hour to just surf the net. gauri's coming over this arvo, and mariana's taking me to toastmaster's tonight! should be fun!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. oh yeah. after the toilet trip, my final plodding total for today now stands at 2629.

monday post

good evening! TWFT topic was "let's keep the faith (2) and including hydro, em was hard at work plodding 2787 steps today. anyways, what happened today?
-yay, go em! who managed to swing herself around to use the pot :P once last night/this morning, without falling to her death! :p
-no physio at UQ today, so em was an INCREDIBLE! pig, who cuddled her darling bear bear and snored her head off all the way till like, 1:30pm!
-PIG mum came into my bedroom, dug me up. i swung myself around to use the pot :p once more, got kitted, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the bathroom to wash both hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them both, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer switch and forced me to bend awkwardly to turn it on, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the computer (i think she was letting me on coz it was almost time for chrissy to come)
-so i tootled online for around, twenty mins. as expected, chrissy came roughly 10 mins late. :P
-chrissy Forced me to walk over to my dining chair for arvo tea. (actually, it was also my breakfast +lunch :P i got a mug of tea sweetened with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, and a toasted cheese - sadly, only with a single slice of cheese, so it was ENTIRELY too thin >< - ham and mayo sandwhich (so this week's all satisfied, yeah! hope the good luck continues!) cut into four triangles. i browsed my mao's last dancer as i munched away, and gave chrissy crap for supporting st george over the broncos :P(we won, we won, haha! sam told me that wayne bennet was mega-pissed over the loss. well, sorry, mr. bennett, you picked the wrong team.:P)
-chrissy Forced me to walkj to the bathroom to get changed. then she Forced me to go wash and dry my right hand, before she Forced me to walk to the car.
-off chrissy tootled us off to hydro, listening to random radio stations.
-no car park for us on arrival. >< so chrissy Forced me to walk in and take a seat first before she went to repark her car. she came back to Force me the rest of the way in.
-hello! it was ann/anne today, not judith! she told me that judy had simply rung her today and told her, "i don't feel like working today. you do it." so she stuck KAB on elf and plopped me into the water.
-hydro today - walking forwards and sideways, ela and elf exercises, lotsa racquetball (i copped a 'ball biscuit' to the head! ><), and my favourite head dunk at the end. :p i wish judy was here today - she usually gives me two! :p
-ann/anne said i couldn't walk out today coz my left foot was really tight or sth? anyways, dunno.
-so chrissy rolled me in for a shower - obviously, hairwash today. but, lol, chrissy's a really thorough back bum washer! :p
-i went for a tinkle afterwards, which turned out to be a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to chrissy who helped me wipe.
-i got creamed, rekkited. chrissy Forced me to walk back out to her car. again, i took a seat as she went to pick back up her car, then she returned to Force me to walk to it.
-chrissy tootled us back home, this time listening to B105.
-it was raining and slippery back at home, so much thanks to PIG mum held onto me as she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back inside. i held onto the brolly.
-i sat down for seven's news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter! brisbane's gonna be hot toms! thanks to chrissy who fed me a soft pear and a mug of warm milo, my last cup of the day to be held 'incorrectly'. :P
-at 6:30, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage, and got a ten minute one.
-at 6:45, chrissy Forced me to walk to the toilet. i turned the lights on when ordered, then had two tinkles. chrissy came back for me, Forced me to walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then Forced me to walk back to my dining chair. she'll be back on wednesday. i told her to try not to be late :P and she said she'd also try to bring me a yellow lolly! that's right, i forgot to blog about that on saturday - chrissy fed me an orange lolly from germany her mum had sent her! it's called (she wrote it out for me, thanks.) nimm 2. in germany, it's spelt 'zwei'. i asked her what happened to nimm 1, and she told me there wasn't a nimm 1, it just started with nimm 2. :p
-parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to my TV chair, then they forced poor em to play wii for roughly half an hour. good news is, my physical age has gone down from 75 to 37! :p i also played the soccer headbutting game twice - you only headbutt the balls, not the the smelly shoes and other stuff they throw at you - and got 14 points for the first round (and i was holding onto the back of the chair), and 8 points for the second (i wasn't holding onto the chair this time).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to my dining chair for dinner.
-i settled down. rice tonight - no greens! just lotsa carrot, some coral trout (apparently, it's really expensive! thirty bucks akilo! takai ...) and some pork. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. dinner was washed down with a yummy mug of fruit and vege juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. then, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over, forced me to bend awkwarly to flick on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of thursday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to tootle online.
-phew, i finished! so i'll just check, publish, then let PIG mum force me off to bed. physio at the PA toms - with linelle! dom dom's gone on maternity leave ... wonder when her second child's due? and robert's coming toms - i wonder if he remembered to bring me the donuts he promised me? :p and lastly, toastmaster toms night! hope PIG mum can pick me up safely without ending up in timbuktu! :P
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 1 error in my post tonight.

sunday post

good afternoon!
hmm ... whatever dearest dad's cooking smells nice ... i want some! anyways, TWFT topic was 'i want it now! (1)' and no spam count or plodding total from em yet, coz it's only a quarter till three, and i'm pretty sure the parents will be forcing poor em to go to baddy. argh. >< whatever, i'll survive. somehow, i always do. :P anyways, just gimme a couple of mins to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies, and i'll be right back to blog about today!
-PIG mum dug em up. i swung around to use the pot :p again, but felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who wheeled me in, gave me a glass of water to drink (which i was very careful to hold 'correctly') and helped me wipe afterwards.
-back in my room, i got kitted, before PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast.
-hey, i just realised! today is an 'event', so i'm going to type it all out in full! okay, me turning 22.5 years old isn't really anything special, but today, baby mickey turns TWO! so i must remember to ring aunty nga tonight and sing him the happy bday song!
anyways, breakfast was half a yummy custard sugar bun, plus a mug of warm milo. i took the luxury of holding this cup 'incorrectly', as both the parents were upstairs changing. when it was time to leave, the parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the 4WD. well, not straight out. dad was somehow pissed at how i walked, and promptly Forced poor em to walk all the way back into the TV, then back out to the car, threatening me that if i even dreamed of touching anything, he'd not drive us to church. so i clung on for dear life to my walkbelt, and collapsed with a silent sigh of relief into the car. silent, coz PIG mum had forbidden me from saying it out aloud. so i just kept it a CONSTANT LITANY in my head. anyways, dad tootled us off to church. he rocked off to the adult's service on arrival, leaving PIG mum to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk all the way down into the service hall. much thanks to pole plop who saw me struggling down (coz PIG mum had again denied poor em the use of sticky - i don't get it. normally, when i walk, i'm already terrified of falling to my death, how much worse will i walk when you deny me sticky? argh, whatever. i'll survive. somehow, i always do.
anyways, service soon started. PIG mum forced poor em to stand for three or four songs, including the response song. speaker today was dear uncle/pastor chong, and he delivered a sermon on 'a friend of god'.. no communion afterwards, so i just stayed in my seat and had a yak with sam priestly. he's studying a bachelor of education at uni now! and can you believe it - he actually got me a souvenir from the broncos vs. st. george game he went to! thanks sam, for the beanie! i got yelled at by PIG mum for asking him to get me a souvenir, of course. oh well. aunty peggy also popped along to hand me a roster of when i'm telling a story to the wee ones. in nov, i think.
-argh, parents are forcing poor em to go to baddy. >< bbl tonight, okay? time is now ... 3:20pm.
-good evening! time is now ... 8:38pm, the spam count for the weekend is 82(which is unusually high for the weekend ... i wonder why?) and em's final plodding total is 5041. now, gimme a few mins to say heylo to all my online MSN buddies, then i'll be right back with you to continue my post for today! and, BTW, i plopped online at 8:35. dunno whether PIG mum will allow me to stay online till 11:35 ... i doubt it, but that's how much i'm owed, anyway. so i'll make sure to note down the time when PIG mum forces poor em off to bed, and i WILL get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED, i promise! *about five mins later?* okies, where was i?
anyways, PIG mum took me to the loo once, before dear dad drove us home. dad declined to go to fasta pasta with lee, so he hopped out of the car, and PIG mum tootled us off to the fasta pasta in springwood. she gleefully MADE (4th time) me walk in. lee arrived soon after, and we ordered. i asked please for some cheesy garlic bread (or even plain garlic bread, if PIG mum refused), that was denied, i asked please for a main sized dish ( em was hungry!), but only got an entree sized, and i asked for chicken to be added to my dish (i only received a plain dish, no chicken.) :( dunno if lee forgot or PIG mum went up to him and told him no chicken. i have my suspicions, but i'll let that matter lie. oh well. if PIG mum refuses me a two piece feed again on thursday when karen takes me out, i'll see if we can go to fasta pasta with karen. i think there's a fasta pasta at garbo? it'd be outside, though, not inside the shopping complex itself. anyways, we had a yak, and i found out that lee has an older brother! and that his parents are starting to push him into finding a wife ... "come on, son, you're almost thirty ..." :p anyways, time to go, i thanked lee very big for lunch, and PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the car. she tootled us home. i needed to use the bathroom, so she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk in, of course forcing me to dak myself. but thanks to her who passed me a mug of water (which i was very careful to hold 'correctly') then i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came, forced me to yank up my own daks, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to my computer chair, and i tootled online briefly. baddy time, PIG mum took me to the loo once more (i don't have the time to write out the whole making me walk and forcing me to do this and that) before i plopped into the car and dad tootled us off to baddy, listening to that out-of-tune, wannabe, nasally singer, andy hui. :p dad parked on arrival, and went to set up my chair for me, leaving PIG mum to make (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk up. she was a great big MEANIEPOO >< and threatened me with no internet if i held onto the bar. i protested - that's what the bars are up there for! but no, PIG mum claims that they're just there for the elderly. whatever. anyways, i think the parents forced poor em up three times, and i whacked 120? balls. in between, i also managed to sing my favourite song in my head 3.5 times, and my second-favourite song four times, also in my head. PIG mum appeared in between games to feed me bites of a yummy sugar custard bun and gulps of water. i also had a chat to ross. anyways, time to head home, parents made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car. surprisingly, PIG mum didn't object me holding onto the bar this time. guess she was just as buggered as i. and i allowed erf to rest sideways for the trip back home. remember, how i only allow myself one a day? like, how i only get to drink a cup 'incorrectly' once a day, when the carer comes. anyways, once home, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the bathroom, also forcing me to dak myself. i took a seat, then she forced me to undress the rest of myself. that was followed by a barely warm shower -i washed my hair tonight. PIG mum also forced poor ela to scrub various parts of me 100 times, i think it was. then i dried myself, creamed myself, rekitted myself. PIG mum helped with my socks and shoes. when i stood up, she forced me to yank my pants back up, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the gobbling :P table. dad was having a yak to aunty number four, he dissed me, then handed me the phone. fourth aunty reminded me that whenever dad and i clashed, i had to let him win. when i asked why, she explained coz my dad's like, still little. youngest in their family, yeah, but come on! he's still like, 26 years older than me! anyways, aunty a arrived soon after, and we settled down for dinner. fried rice tonight, with lotsa lettuce and a small chunk or two of yummy chicken. dinner was washed down with a mug of yummy fruit and vegie juice, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, oh well. after dinner, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and forced me to bend awkwardly to flick on the computer switch, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to tootle online.
-i rang leanne! actually, she didn't pick up, but called us back awhile later. she'll be returning to brissy in october, and has promised to take me out for sushi! can't wait!~
-so, before aunty a left, she came over and i copped a lecture from her. she warns that if i'm not careful, my left hand will get rheumatoid arthritis.
-phew, i finished! so i'll just check, then allow PIG mum to force me to bed. as tonight's sunday, i'll be asking her, like i have for the past FIVE sundays, if i can please take lappytoppy to bed and surf online for a bit later. i don't really have good feelings about the outcome, but i'll keep persisting, never you fear.
-anyways, just physio at UQ toms. i wonder if i've got hydro in the arvo ... i hope not! anyways, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 3 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. will have to ring baby mickey/samuel and sing him the happy bday song on wednesday. i wanted to tonight, but aunty nga informs us he's already snoring his head off. :P also, i haveta remember to pray for aunty lai! ahe's busted her back. >< hope she gets well soon!

SATURDAY POST

good afternoon!
TWFT topic was 'i want it now!' and em is kinda undecided as to whether or not to put up her plodding total for today, no wait, she won't. vincent the physio has just arrived to torture me. >< so will be back on later tonight, ok? bbl, time is now ... 2:11pm.
well, he's having a yak with the parents right now ... hey, how cool is this? this was saved as my 100th blog post! i wonder how long i can keep this up ...?
anyways, good evening! time is now ... 10:11pm, and my final plodding total for saturday now stands at 2581. anyways, PIG mum's said she'll only allow me to tootle online for half an hour, meaning that toms, i'll be able to tootle online for THREE HOURS. and that's still not all the time that PIG mum owes me ... but i'll save that for another day ... anyways, just quickly, what happened today?
-PIG mum dug herself up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :p once, then she cuddled her darling bear bear and they snored their heads off together. :P
-dad came in, hit me with the eye glop :Ptold me that tessa would arrive in ten. so i swung myself around to use the pot :P once more.
-she came, got me kitted, then Forced me to walk to the toilet to brush my teeth. too bad, i missed out on my once-a-week opportyunity to balance the toothbrush on my cup and just squirt the teethpaste :P like that, coz tessa just handed me the toothbrush, toothpaste already squirted! i better remember to tell her next week that i can do that myself.
-after brushing my teeth, tessa Forced me to walk to the loo. i ended up doing a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. tessa returned for me, Forced me to walk over and wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk out to the gobbling :P table. but argh, poor em's been forced to endure another day without sticky. >< one day, you'll be sorry, when i fall to my death. ><
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo (cool - my first cup i was able to hold 'incorrectly'! :P) and two slices of toast (or was it one? lol, i can't remember ... :P) which i buttered and jammed :P myself.
-after breakfast, i continued reading mao's last dancer, while tessa and i shared stories (i told her my 21st bday story, and tessa told me she's actually studying chaplaincy!)
-tessa Forced me to walk over to play the wii with her. she created a mii, then i beat her in two games of tennis, and two of boxing (i won on points basis, thopugh, no knockouts).
-before she left, tessa Forced me to walk to the loo, Forced me to walk over to wash my right hand - but kindly helped me dry it, thanks - and Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-dad signed her off. PIG mum came home, and lunch was a bowl of congee, lotsa lettuce and a little bit of yummy pork floss. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, and lunch was washed down with a plain glass of milk.
-eep, seven mins left! typetypetype~~
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over, forced me to bend awkwardly to flip on the computer switch, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to my computer chair.
-i tootled online briefly until vincent the physio came. >< first session: PT.
-so he Forced me to walk to my TV chair, and i did head, neck and shoulder exercises, right and left arm reachy ones, countless other ones. whatever. i survived.
-when he finally buggered :P off, chrissy forced me to undress all of myself then gave me a nice hot shower - hairwash today.
-i had a tinkle just after she flipped the water off, then one more as she went outside to fetch sth. i dried myself as she dried the floor. then i creamed myself, got kitted. chrissy Forced me to walk back to my dining chair.
-arvo tea was a yummy sugar custard bun with my second cup of milo. it's truly a pity that chrissy refuses to give me two teaspoonfuls of sugar with my tea. :(
-i continued reading mao's last dancer, until chrissy decided that it was exercise time. so she Forced me to walk to my computer chair, which she had stuck in the hallway, then forced me on 20 mins of exercises, just the ones that daniel had taught me. then she Forced me to walk over to play piano. era played all the scales and christmas carols, then supported ela in thunking out twinkle twinkle ten or eleven times.
-news time, chrissy Forced me to walk back to my TV chair.
-but rugby union was hogging channel seven! so we watched nine's news instead. thanks to chrissy who fed me a pear and my third! cup of milo for the day.
-at 6:30, i asked chrissy to please give ela a hand massage, and got a ten min one. then, at 6:45, she Forced me to walk to the loo. i did my second stinky unspeakable for today, again wiping myself. chrissy returned for me, Forced me to walk around to flush the toilet. i shuffled over to wash and dry my right hand, then chrissy Forced me to walk to the mouth of the stairs, where PIG mum took over. we said our byes and thanks to chrissy, who'll be back come monday. and she's seeing the broncos v. st george game tonight!
-PIG mum took poor em on a forced march up to her room and back down. i stopped in my room, flicked on the computer, and browsed some photos of when aunty nga and uncle fung were over in 2006.
-dinner tonight was rice, lotsa lettuce, and some BBQ pork. of course, PIG mum forced poor ela to hang onto the bowl as i ate, and i washed dinner down with a mug of fruit and vegie juice. of course, i was very careful to hold it 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to my TV chair. thanks to her who brought bear bear out to enjoy the game with me.
-at half time, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the loo, of course forcing me to dak myself.
-correction, sorry, i did my second stinky unspeakable here, wiping myself too. PIG mum came to get me. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to my TV chair.
-we won, we won, we won! go the broncos~ and haha to wayne bennett. :p
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of yesterday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the computer.
-oh, aunty nga also rang! she's chucking a party for baby mickey toms - he's turning two! also, he's got an english name now - samuel! don't mind me if i keep calling him mickey, okay? :P
-anyways, i finished! phew, i'm a little overtime too ... thanks PIG mum for not booting me off. so i'll just check.anyways, toms should be fun! PIG mum and i are having lunch with lee at fasta pasta! i'm hungry already ... :p righteo, hope to see everyone at church toms!
cheerts,
em. ^^

friday post

good afternoon! TWFT top[ic was 'make your children proud of you ', the spam count for the week is 158, and em was hard at work plodding 2100 steps today. anyways, i'm only going to get roughly an hour online this arvo, coz rachel should arrive in approx. 30 mins, so again, i just promise to note down the time when i get booted off, and then, on sunday night, i'll get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE THAT I'M OWED, i promise! hehe, i'm actually looking forward to it, i admit - i haven't had the luxury of popping online for three hours ever since god smited me down with this brain tumour! anyways, what happened today?
-dearest dad dug himself up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then swung herself back to bed. cuddling her darling bear bear, she sang/counted herself back to some happy snoring. :P
-when PIG mum poked me up this morning, em swung herself over to use the pot :P once more. but she felt like doing a stinky unspeakable, so much thanks to PIG mum who rolled me in, passed me a mug of water to drink (which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'), and helped me wipe afterwards. she also got me kitted for the day as i was sitting over the toilet.
-back in my room, PIG mum finished getting me kitted, before she made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk out to the gobbling table. yet another day endured without sticky. :(
-breakfast was sth new! a mug of warm milo (again, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly') and a muffin bar, blueberry flavoured! i find it quite nice; of course, PIG mum declared it too sweet (but hey, she's the super mum who finds plain white bread too salty and plain white rice too sweet. :P)
-time to head out for the day, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, of course forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth that happened all day, so i won't need to mention that again) and tootled us off to your :P turn, listening to my car CD 9sth else that happened all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into my turn, then flounced off to repark the car.
-damien came for me, kindly lending me a stick. sadly, PIG mum was a meaniepoo and immediately snatched it off me. >< :(
-so ela did a whole range of exercises, like, putting coins into a milo tin, lying on a plinth and doing some stretching, the exercise bike, etc etc.
-i met bridgette's (sp?) carer! was her name joy? bridgette's (sp?) doing a bachelor of arts part-time at UQ, majoring in media studies, i think.
-morning tea time! except damien came back and sheepishly said, "umm... we're out of sugar..." :p luckily, they had milo, so i asked him for a mug of that instead.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to the toilet, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the basin. i washed and dried both hands, as PIG mum used the loo herself. then she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and dry both hands, before she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-oopsie, showertime! so, mega-quickly: we went to the brain tumour clinic to see doctor olson. good news? my idiot tumour hasn't grown. :) and a huge congrats to doctor olson - she's pregnant! it must've been those folate tablets of hers. :p she's three months along, right now.
-home. i updated and sent my resume to robert and mrs. cherry, and uncle sam popped over to deliever lotsa toilet paper.
-hope to see everyone at UF tonight!
cheers,
em. ^^

thursday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'being real!' and em was hard at work plodding 4116 steps today. now, em didn't pop online till 9:03pm, but since she knows PIG mum would never allow her to stay online till 11:03pm, i just promise to note down the time i'm owed, then on sunday, i'll get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE I'M OWED!! and firstly, coz it's a thursday, lemme stick up what i do once a week:
-whenever i had to walk, i'd type that PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to. when she banned me from using all capitals, i used Forced until she somehow decided that the entire word offended her sensibilities, and banned it altogether. so i switched to the word contort, only it wasn't long before PIG mum decided that even this word somehow offended her and banned it also, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use the word made. anyways, i complied and used MADE. did it really surprise me when PIG mum stepped in and demanded that it had to be ALL in lowercase? so i complied again, only now i typed that PIG mum 'gleefully' made me walk. that was until charlsy left me a comment on this blog, saying that henceforth, i was only allowed to use made without any words before or after it. dunno really know why i listen to him, afterall, it's MY blog, but i guess i do coz i have heaps and heaps of respect for him as a friend. and, regarding last night:
1.PIG mum made(PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk from the computer desk to the kitchen benchtop to drink my nightly half cuppa of milk. *sigh* i've said before, how in the past she just used to bring me my milk, in her eagerness to boot me off to bed, but now it seems that she somehow derives FAR GREATER PLEASURE at being able to force her poor daughter to walk more. ah well, i'll survive.
2. after saying goodnight to dearest dad, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><)me walk to the bathroom for my nightly routine.
3.poor em was forced to stand to brush her teeth, and PIG mum also forced my poor left hand to do the three after-brush rinses with my right hand. i forgot to add, same with the kitchen benchtop, it is somehow a HUGE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN if you were to lean against the basin and rest your aching self.
4. after flossing and washing both hands, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to dry them.
5. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the toilet.
6. PIG mum forced me to dak myself for a tinkle or two.
7. when i stood back up, PIG mum forced me to pull my own trousers back up.
8. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over and bend awkwardly to flush the loo. i reached over to wash and dry my right hand.
9. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of today's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have sadly been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to bed. remember, i'm not allowed to hobble/stagger/limp in and grasp the handrail that was installed up there FOR THAT SPECIFIC PURPOSE, because PIG mum has recently discovered that it somehow, again, gives her FAR GREATER PLEASURE to force her poor daughter to walk to the middle of the bed, turn around and bend awkwardly to finally sigh with relief that she has, indeed, endured through another day.
10. no pull-up pants. >< no teds, either. argh. i thought that maybe i could wear them once a week, every friday, just like how it gives PIG mum that much pleasure to restrict poor em to a truly miniscule bowl of icecream once a week, but apparently not. tough luck, em. ><
-finally, if i don't mention any of this till next thursday, it just means that it's ALL the same as what i typed out today, okay? no difference. >< so, what happened today?
-dearest dad got up for work. em swung herself around to use the pot :P once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and sang/counted herself back into some happy snoring. :P
-i swung myself around to use the pot :p once more, but then felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. so much thanks - argh, goodnight!
-sorry, PIG mum's forcing me to go to bed now. >< so, in just three or four points:
-physio at UQ this morning.
-lunch at genies
-afternoon at OT
-karen took me to garbo tonight.
cheers,
em. ^^

wednesday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'thumps', and today, em was hard at work plodding 3284 steps today. now, em didn't pop online till sometime after 9pm, but i've no doubt that PIG mum will most certainly not allow me to stay online till 11-sth pm, so i'll note the time when she forces poor em off to bed, then, i promise, i'll get back EVERY SINGLE MINUTE that i'm owed! so, just quickly:
-dearest dad got himself up for work this morning. em swung herself around to use the pot :p once, then cuddled her darling bear bear and counted/sang herself back into some heavy-duty snoring. :p
-PIG mum poked me up. i used the pot :p once more, got kitted. PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk to the bathroom to wash both hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk over to dry both hands, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk out to the gobbling :P table for breakfast. and BTW, poor em's endured another day of being denied sticky. :( she hasn't fallen to her death yet, thankfully ... o_O
-breakfast was just a mug of milo, which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk out to the car, of course forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt (sth that happened all day unless stated otherwise). off she tootled us to unique physiotherapy for my torture session >< :P with vincent the physio, listening to my car CD (sth else that happened all day).
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into unique physiotherapy. vincent the physio took over, and Forced me to walk into the treatment area.
-i did: head, neck and shoulder exercises, left and right arm reachy ones, left foot exercises. whatever. i survived. oh! almost forgot to mention! vincent the physio ordered ela to smack him! i asked if era could please have a go also, but he refused, of course. :p too bad ... next time, maybe! :P
-vincent the physio Forced me to walk back outside, and handed me back to PIG mum.
-PIG mum gleefully FORCED :(first time) me to walk to luigi's for our second breakfast (lol, now i sound like a hobbit. :P)
-we looked at the menu and ordered. i got a BBQ chicken pizza with a 500mL lipton's lemon iced tea, PIG mum got herself a stockman's pizza with a slightly smaller - like, 390 mL? -OJ.
-uncle calvin popped along to visit us - PIG mum shared with him a slice of pizza - and so did my favourite baby elephant, dolly!
-lol, before we left, uncle calvin asked us to keep an eye out for him at the ATM, like, make sure no thug creeps up on him and bashes him. >< :P so he was at the ATM while PIG mum was making (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back to the car.
-off she tootled us back home. we got an SMS from aunty wendy, letting us know that she's already arrived. so i called her back, telling her we'd be back home soon.
-anyways, aunty wendy took me to the loo once before i settled down to read the paper that PIG mum had kindly bought for me while i was being tortured by vincent the physio. >< :P
-lunch was the remaining two slices of my yummy BBQ chicken pizza from luigi's. much thanks to aunty wendy who'd already mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik before i'd even asked!
-aunty wendy took me to the loo once more before i went to the 4WD. thanks to her who buckled me in before i even asked her. PIG mum scoffed at me afterwards, though. oh well.
-PIG mum tootled us to vedalago(sp?) in browns plains. she gleefully forced (3rd time) we to walk in.
-i got my eggy :P glasses! the optom that looked after me today, her name was helen. even better, she gave me a really cool glasses case to put my old pair of specs in!it's like a mini handbag! so i just said to PIG mum, " great. i can just stick my mobile in, a few coins, and a couple of tissues, and i'll be all set!"
-we said our thanks and byes to the behavioural optoms, and PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk back out to the 4WD, this time of course forcing poor em to buckle her own seatbelt.
-we ended up being ten mins late; chrissy sucks - she was twelve minutes late! :P
-so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk into the laundry for my shower. off course she forced me to dak myself before i took a seat, and, when she left us to it, chrissy forced me to undress the rest of me.
-but a nice hot shower - no hairwash today. i had a tinkle just after chrissy flipped off the water.
-i dried myself, creamed myself, got kitted. chrissy Forced me to walk back out to the dining table.
-arvo tea - a mug of warm milo, plus a toasted cheese - sadly, only one slice, so it was ENTIRELY too thin. >< - ham and mayo sandwhich.
-chrissy Forced me to walk over to the computer chair, where she forced me on 15-20 mins of the exercises daniel had taugh us.
-then she Forced me to walk over to the piano stool. so era did all the scales, a handful of christmas carols and other random soundtrack themes, etc. then supported ela in thunking out twinkle twinkle a coup[le of times before remembering the task daniel had left me and switched to that.
-at 6pm, chrissy Forced me to walk back to my TV chair, where she flipped on seven's news, read out by rod young and kay mcgrath, sport by shane webcke and weather by john schluter. thanks to chrissy who mixed me a yummy warm chocolate nesquik and passed me a handful of strawberries.
-at 6:30, i asked chrissy to please give ela a massage/rub, which she did until 6:45, when she Forced me to walk to the toilet, ordered me to switch on the light, Forced me to walk over to washand dry my right hand, ordered me to switch off the light, then Forced me to walk to the mouth of the stairs.
-PIG mum took over. we said our byes and thanks to chrissy, who'll be back on saturday arvo.
-PIG mum took poor em on a forced march upstairs to her room. i sat down at our old computer and started browsing more photos. once i finish viewing them all, i plan to dig out my old word documents. i wonder if i've got any old stories left in it?
-i wanted to use the bathroom before heading downstairs for dinner, so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk to her bathroom, of course forcing me to dak myself. but i ended up doing a messy, stinky unspeakable. >< PIG mum reckons it's all the milk i consumed today.
-anyways, when i finally made it down stairs, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum. ><) me walk over to the dining table, where she forced poor em on 15+ mins of arm exercises.
-i decided to skip dinner coz of my upset tummy ... will prolly be starving come toms. :p
-i tootled online. that's another day survived without sticky. :s
-anyways, i'm all done! so i'll just check, grab a few news articles if time permits (PIG mum says there's no time. oh well. :( just physio at UQ toms, then we've got an appointment with professor jodie in the arvo. hope she can come up with a way to stop my stupid pointer and equally dumb pinkie(or pinky? anyone know?)from slipping out of my splint at night. then karen'll be taking me out to garbo toms night! yeah!
cheers,
em. ^^
P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in my post tonight.
P.P.S. aunty nga rang! she says she'll get deartest grandma to ring us back toms ... i hope she does it before karen takes me out for the night! and, as usual, baby mickey's being a brat. last i heard, he's taken off that massive bday card that iris gave him from the wall and chucked it on the floor. brat. :P but PIG mum remembered to take down aunty nga's address (she lives at the jolly house? jolly place? sth like that) (no, wait, she's moved; now they live at some place called cheerful garden. cute. :) so i'll be able to write baby mickey's bday card for him! luckily, he's only turning two, so he'll be too young to realise it's late. :p

tuesday post

good evening! TWFT topic was 'build up your faith!' and today, em was hard at work plodding 3865 steps today. now, i've already said heylo to all my MSN buddies, so let's hop straight into the spotty :p points for today!
-hmm, i have a pimple on my right eyebrow. itai. ><
-september's definitely a failure. this morning, em woke up wet. >< i'm so sorry! i promise promise PROMISE i didn't do that on purpose! ><
-PIG mum poked em up, said "ten more mins." roughly that amount of time later, she dug me up. i used the pot :P got kitted, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk over to the bathroom sink to wash both hands, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk over to dry them both, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk to the gobbling :p table.
-breakfast was a mug of warm milo and a yummy sausage bun.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk out to the car. after forcing me to buckle my own seatbelt (sth she forced poor em to do all day), she tootled us off to the PA, listening to my car CD (another all-day thing).
-no parking on arrival. >< so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk in and take a seat first, before she went to repark the car. i exchanged pleasantries (sp?) with an old lady and her ?(i presume he was)son.
-PIG mum came back. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk to the bathroom, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk into the day hospital.
-we saw a lady called june, she's seen me a couple of times, she says, and told me to +oil coz she says i've improved over the past few weeks she's seen me. and she's a recreational officer ... like sue wells, i guess.
-i browsed a woman's day gossip mag until dom dom arrived. she said that, starting from next week, linelle kelly would be my physio again - dom dom's going on maternity leave!
-first thing dom dom did? take off my walkbelt. >< PIG mum's already denied me sticky all day long, the meaniepoo. i'll fall to my death one day. >< then it'll be too late to be sorry. ><
-but michael came to help out today. what they did was link arms around me, so i was in the middle, and basically i spent the entire session walking up and down the hallway. michael reassured me, "emily, you can't and won't fall. we've got you covered in all directions.' and just to prove that, he pulled me against his tubby belly. :p but me:"but michael, what if i fall on dom dom? she's really pregnant, and i'd never forgive myself if i fell on, squashed and/or hurt her/her baby!" says i. "no problems, anytime you start pitching forward, i've got you too.' promises him. so all up, i managed around 45m without falling to my death. :)
-habib came with morning tea! so white and two equal for me, with a packet of bikkies.
-lol, poor michael told me - he's the only guy in his family! "my wife's a girl (duh :P), my young daughter's (grade one) a girl, my wife's expecting twins and scans show they're both girls, our pet dog's a girl, and even our pet goldfish are girls! :p i dunno how you can tell the gender of fish, but yeah. :p he says he can only find male company in the form of his father-in-law. :p
-so i hugged dom dom goodbye. P[IG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk to the toilet, made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk over to wash and dry both hands, and made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk back to the car.
-off she tootled us to centrecare.
-PIG mum gleefully Forced (second time) me to walk in. i browsed the courier mail magazine that comes with the paper on the weekend, i think, and thanks to PIG mum who poured me a plastic cup of water.
-my turn, PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk into mrs. cherry's (lol, i've honestly forgotten her first name! sorry, sorry. ><") office.
-this time, i circled a list of qualities i think i had.
-we made another appointment to see her next week, then PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk back out to the car.
-PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk back into the house. i went to the loo. thanks to PIG mum who handed me a mug of water (which i was very careful to hold 'correctly'), then i did a stinky unspeakable, wiping myself too. PIG mum came to get me. she made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk over to wash and dry my right hand, then made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk to my dining chair.
-dinner was a yummy mccains healthy choice microwaveable meal - apricot chicken with rice. i told PIG mum i didn't like it coz it contained yucky capsicums. thanks to PIG mum who mixed me a yummy chocolate nesquik.
-ding dong! robert came to visit! so we yakked away.
-at 3pm came my new carer for today, gauri. she's from nepal, lives in kangaroo point, and taught me how to say thank-you in nepalese!"dhanyabad" so PIG mum showed her around the house as i finished off today's courier mail.
-so PIG mum made (PLEASE! GO NOW! to the top of friday's post to see what i REALLY want to write, but have unfortunately been TOO HEAVILY CENSORED by PIG mum.) me walk to the laundry for my shower, of course forcing me to dak myself. then she forced me to undress the rest of me, before gauri gave me a nice hot shower - i washed my hair today.
-i dried myself and had a tinkle as nauri dried the floor. then i creamed myself, got kitted. after nauri got PIG mum to find my pedometer, she Forced me to walk to the gobbling :P table.
-arvo tea was a mug of hot milo (as opposed to tea, coz PIG mum refused me two teaspponfuls of sugar in my tea, for whatever so reason that so pleased her.) and a toasted cheese - yay, two slices!- sandwhich.
-i read my book club novel as nauri kindly went to make my bed for me. dearest dad came home! so i introduced them.
-ding dong! uncle noah and aunty margaret arrived! so after nauri took me to the loo once more, she rocked off. she'll be back next tues.
-so i took a few photos with uncle noah, aunty margaret, and sydney jono bear.
-parents called dinner. i got roughly half a bowl of rice, a few yummy slices of duck, some yummy tofu, lotsa little tong vegetable and kailan. umm ... i wasn't really full ... wonder if PIG mum'll feed me sth before i hit the sack?
-i was very careful to hold my juice cup 'correctly' (i already had the luxury of holding my afternoon tea drink 'incorrectly, see') then i also had half a cup of hot chinese tea.
-uncle noah prayed for all of us before aunty alice and uncle barry came to pick them up and drive them to the airport.
-after they left, PIG mum forced poor em on 60+ mins of hand exercises, culminating in a forced march up to her room and back down.
-then, PIG mum forced poor em on even more exercises - this time, the piano ones that daniel had taught us. he's younger than me, did you know! o_O
-i finally tootled online!
-but i think PIG mum'll force poor em to bed now. oh well. toms, chrissy's coming. PIG mum's booked me in for a torture session with vincent the physio toms. >< i hope she'll take me somewhere nice for brunch toms! and in the arvo, we'll go to pick up my new glasses. hope they look alright on me! and, in the arvo, pig MUM'S GOING OUT WITH AUNTY PEGGY. HOPE THEY HAVE FUN!
CHEERS,
EM. ^^
P.S. shrieking, sorry. ><
P.P.S. i found and corrected 4 errors in my post tonight.