Tuesday Post 183d

Good evening again, and one final greeting for tonight! Em’s final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 2059. ha, I’m just over two grand. XD Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        At 9pm, I paused doing the Lumosity brain games and took myself slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: PIG mum has to work @ midday; hopefully she can take me somewhere for grocery shopping before shes goes and works for four hours, else I don’t see how I’m gonna pass 1000 steps toms.

-        Aunty Deana’s coming to mind me from 12:30pm till 3:30pm. Pity there won’t be an episode of Chicago Fire we can watch together, but hopefully I’ll get like 1.5 happy hours of reading time in!

-        Someone’s coming to mind me from 4pm till 6pm.

-        Best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night! Like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all!

-        Righteo, hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 183c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 1978. anyways, continuing events for tonight?

-        When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline.

-        Stalling for time, I went and had one tinkle over the loo, but ‘twas inevitable: for the next forty minutes, I had to let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to stand and use the Wii Fit for her; argh, I HATES standing practice!

-        My heels were starting to ache after standing for that long, and I was looking forward to finally sitting down and letting PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela use Wii Sports Resort for her. It’s a cute game and, most importantly, I’m seated and can fully concentrate. However, instead the parents gleefully force me to do thirty situps on the ab trainer for them. It’s very difficult, but @ least I’m seated and can fully concentrate.

-        That all done, I take myself once to the loo and back, walking myself slowly and safely and not letting the cruel and unfaithful God push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa some kinda melon, lotsa soup carrot and potato, one small chunk of tasteless soup bone, one wee blob of tofu from last night’s dinner and one tiny chunk of some tasty sweet and sour pork, also from last night’s dinner. Lol, dad pours himself some soya sauce and I ask him for a lil but he refuses. Fine, so when he goes to get sth from the fridge, I lean forward and quickly sneak a dab. Only he sees, comes back and orders, “Give it back.” I laugh, and return him one big chunk of carrot, where my soya sauce had dabbed. XD

-        Dinner’s spooned down with one bowl of soup, and after returning my bowl to the sink (it takes two trips; the first time I’m roused @ for not facing the sink before placing the bowl down *sigh*) I walk myself slowly and safely back online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Anyways, my most important two hours for the day are almost up; then I’d better go complete those Lumosity brain training games for PIG mum. Fingers crossed I can bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing Wednesday!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Tuesday Post 183b

Heylo again, and potentially one final greeting for Tuesday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Tuesday now stands @ 1708. righteo, potential final, final events for Tuesday?

-        Over breakfast, I also spend some time finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!

-        After breakfast, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk out to the Camry, and she tootles us off to Underwood Marketplace to buy groceries. Today, we shop there coz there’s an underground car park; the weather’s still rainy today. Unfortunately, all the disabled spots have already been taken, but @ least PIG mum still manages to find a spot under shelter.

-        We buy stuff from Woolies and Big W, I think.

-        For lunch, we share another yummy chicken pizza from that Pizza and Pide place~ Pity that PIG mum only gets us a bottle of water to share, but hey.

-        After PIG mum tootles us back home, I use the loo for one tinkle then walk myself slowly and safely online, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        When Dani arrives, PIG mum lets her inside and I head into the bathroom for my nice warm shower – hairwash today. Also thanks to Dani who rinses out my hair for me, thus freeing Era to hold my stupid right eye tightly shut.

-        I have one tinkle before Dani flips the nice warm water, get dried, get creamed and have another tinkle. Dani rekits me, and I have one last tinkle when she’s doing Elf’s AFO straps. Oh, I’m six years older than her but she’s three months older than my Bear Bear. Or sth like that. XD

-        Arvo tea’s one yummy half-mouthful of passionfruit and one big mug of white tea with two sugars. My main happiness, though, is getting to read my illustrated version of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for one whole hour!

-        While I’m having arvo tea and reading, Dani cleans the bathroom then sits and gently massages Ela for like forty-five minutes, painting her sth like aqua with grey spots today.

-        After watching the sports report together, Dani takes me once more to the loo for two tinkles. Not sure when she’s back (haven’t received new roster yet) but I hope it’s soon; she’s nice~

-        Toms: PIG mum has to work for half the day, meaning I’ll be letting Aunty Deana in when she comes to mind me between 12:30pm and 3:30pm. Oh, going to check if Chicago Fire’s on tonight! … Alas, there isn’t, coz the blasted Hopman Cup’s been played. L Oh well, looking forward to getting another hour/more of reading done~

-        Perhaps I have an appointment to see ay the Chinese herbalist? PIGmum’salready rang Uncle Tom saying I’m not seeing him anymore.

-        Someone’s coming to mind me from 4pm and 6pm. Must remember to start a new spreadsheet for her.

-        Best of all, it’s ice cream night toms night! Like I always say, a very little’s better than none @ all~ Anyways, hopefully bbl, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Monday Post 183

Good afternoon! Firstly, today I’ve been hard @ work plodding 1495 steps and secondly, TWFT topic’s ‘This Year, Trust God And Stay Calm’ but thirdly and way most importantly, I’m still owed FIFTY-FIVE MINUTES after Dani leaves @ 6pm!!! Anyways, events for today?

-        First up, I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 6:29. Now, lemme play one more lasting in between five and six minutes, and I’m happy not to play again till toms. XD

Woo hoo, 11^TH consecutive sleep last night! Nature didn’t call till 7:10am (and lucky that dad was around to gimme the pot :P back; last night, awful PIG mum refused to gimme it, meaning I actually slept with Elf’s AFO on last night, in case nature called… *sigh*) and after one pot :P trip, I spent the ten minutes till 7:20am beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*

-        Now @ 5:35pm I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 5:25, so am happy to stop for today. XD

-        Daddy Bear, Juice and I all cuddled and snored. When dad came and kissed me bye before leaving for work @ 8:15am, I used the pot :P once more.

-        Once he’s gone, I enjoy a MASSIVE sleep-in! PIG mum doesn’t come to hit me with the eye goo and help me VERY slightly with a bra (she helps even less than she did last year; sheesh, sometimes I honestly suspect she lies in bed every morning and thinks up new ways of making my life even harder for me than it already is! ><) then leaves me to get myself mostly kitted, which I do after giving myself fifteen more minutes first.

-        PIG mum came back to help me with Elf’s AFO and set me on shoelace tying practice. I don’t really mind, coz(1) I’m seated and can fully concentrate and (2) I know what a kick PIG mum gets outta being able to boss me around, gleefully tell me what I’m doing wrong, etc. I mean, it’s not like I’m unaware of what I’m meant to do; it’s just that stupid Ela doesn’t get the message to move! >< *sigh*

When that’s finally all finished, I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela). Teeth brushed, I sit over the loo for two tinkles, also fully leaning against the side rail and continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*

-        After washing and drying Era, I walk myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :P table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Breakfast is about one small half bowl of porridge with one slice of unbuttered toast torn into it (yes, I haveta let PIG mum gleefully force poor Ela to hold onto the slice before she demands Era tear it, but I’m fine with that because (1) I’m seated and can fully concentrate and (2) Era keeps her promise to Ela and combines with the spoon to tear the chunks into more bite-sized, manageable pieces afterwards, once PIG mum’s gone upstairs), one full mug of water, all my usual drugs :P one small half-mouthful of milk (which again, I haveta let awful PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to stand there and gleefully force poor Ela to pour for me) and one more full mug of milk.

-        Anyways, Dani’s almost here, so fingers crossed I can bbl after she’s gone, else hope everyone has a smashing day toms!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 183e

Good evening! Actually, it’s Monday arvo now, but I just wanted to finish off Sunday’s post that I didn’t get the chance to, coz rotten PIG mum randomly chucked a spiteful cow @ me and disconnected the computer! *sigh* Anyways, I just wanted to note down that my final, final plodding total for Sunday’s actually 2742 and the final, final spam count for the weekend’s actually forty-four.

Cheers,

Em. ^^
P.S. Cool, I managed FIVE posts for Sunday. XD

Sunday Post 183d

Good evening again and one final greeting for tonight! Firstly, Em’s final, final plodding total for Sunday now stands @ 3499 (excuse me that I simply can’t be bothered standing up, taking one step forward then sitting back down again to make my final, final plodding total for Sunday 3500 XD) and secondly, the final, final spam count for the weekend’s now twenty-nine. Righteo, final, final events for tonight?

-        At 9pm, I took myself once more slowly and safely to the loo for one tinkle and back, again and always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Toms: well, it’s a make-up public holiday for today! On the bright side, it means I have one more week of blessed holidays before I resume blasted physio for the year; on the other hand, it means more stress for me because I won’t have a carer from 4pm till 6pm. Hopefully dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere, else I plan to stay in bed till 5:55pm, then get up and watch Seven’s 6pm news! XD Righteo, hope everyone enjoys the first week of 2017!

Cheers,

Em. ^^

Sunday Post 183c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for today now stands @ 3402. anyways, continuing events for tonight?

-        When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline. First, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly my poor demented left hand take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><

-        Back outside, for arvo tea, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela feed me a banana, but that’s okay coz I was seated and could fully concentrate.

-        Unfortunately, I’d almost finished the banana and was ready to go shower, when dad returns home from baddy and immediately demands I let him gleefully FORCE L me to use the bloody cross trainer for him! Freaking hell, it’s the first day of 2016!! >< Well, I really went like 821 steps and will most definitely be singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! >< *sigh*

-        Showered afterwards. Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum did nothing bar Elf’s AFO and thinking of new ways to make my life harder for me than it already is, like gleefully forcing poor Ela to open the sock for Era before Era takes it (and she’s not allowed to shake it off before putting the sock on) and also demanding Era holds onto the shoe and that I must bend down to put it on, but hey. I’m used to that; she’s always looking for ways to make my life harder for me than it already is. *sigh* Oh, she also helped retie my laces tighter after I’d practised tying them for her.

-        I was hoping to return online after showering but nope, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force mostly poor Ela to fold the day’s washing. That’s fine, I was seated and could fully concentrate.

-        Aunty A arrives for dinner, before I join them @ the table, I walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa ong choi, lotsa hairy melon, some fish and half a yummy BBQ chicken drumstick.

-        Dinner was spooned down with a bowlful of soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk back online.

-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^