Sunday Post 183c

Good evening! Em’s new plodding total for today now stands @ 3402. anyways, continuing events for tonight?

-        When PIG mum tumbled downstairs from pigland, she immediately and gleefully booted me offline. First, I had to let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk outside and let her gleefully force mostly my poor demented left hand take down the day’s washing; argh, I HATES standing practice! ><

-        Back outside, for arvo tea, I had to let her gleefully force poor Ela feed me a banana, but that’s okay coz I was seated and could fully concentrate.

-        Unfortunately, I’d almost finished the banana and was ready to go shower, when dad returns home from baddy and immediately demands I let him gleefully FORCE L me to use the bloody cross trainer for him! Freaking hell, it’s the first day of 2016!! >< Well, I really went like 821 steps and will most definitely be singing myself to sleep tonight; SCREW counting! >< *sigh*

-        Showered afterwards. Obviously, I washed and rinsed my own hair, dried and rekitted myself. PIG mum did nothing bar Elf’s AFO and thinking of new ways to make my life harder for me than it already is, like gleefully forcing poor Ela to open the sock for Era before Era takes it (and she’s not allowed to shake it off before putting the sock on) and also demanding Era holds onto the shoe and that I must bend down to put it on, but hey. I’m used to that; she’s always looking for ways to make my life harder for me than it already is. *sigh* Oh, she also helped retie my laces tighter after I’d practised tying them for her.

-        I was hoping to return online after showering but nope, I had to let PIG mum gleefully force mostly poor Ela to fold the day’s washing. That’s fine, I was seated and could fully concentrate.

-        Aunty A arrives for dinner, before I join them @ the table, I walk myself slowly and safely once to the loo and back, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.

-        Dinner tonight: the yummy rice, lotsa ong choi, lotsa hairy melon, some fish and half a yummy BBQ chicken drumstick.

-        Dinner was spooned down with a bowlful of soup, before I let PIG mum gleefully FORCE L me to walk back online.

-        Anyways, fingers crossed I can bbl after one last loo trip @ 9pm with my final, final plodding total for today, the final, final spam count for the weekend, the final, final events for tonight plus what’s happening toms, else hope everyone has a smashing week ahead!

Cheers,

Em. ^^