Thursday, January 19, 2017

Thursday Post 236b


Heylo again and potentially one final greeting for Thursday! Em’s potential final, final plodding total for Thursday now stands @ 2461. anyways, events for today?
-        Yay, 8th consecutive awesome sleep last night! Nature didn’t call until 6:30am, and after one pot :P trip, I immediately tried to fall back asleep with Daddy Bear and Juice, coz didn’t PIG mum come poke me awake @ 7:30am?
Apparently, she doesn’t come till 7:45am, coz when nature called again one hour later, there still wasn’t any A-THUMPING coming from PIG mum upstairs! Well, after I used the pot :P once more, I spent the next ten minutes beginning a mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance I need to get through today with, giving PIG mum all the pleasure, all the satisfaction and just suffering for her whenever she decided that only she can be happy and/or satisfied. It doesn't sound very fair, but she's taught me through her actions, if not through her words, that it's enough she's happy and/or satisfied, and I guess whenever that happens, I've just got to grit my teeth and endure. >< *sigh*
-        Today, after PIG mum came and hit me with the eye goo, she not only helped me slightly with a bra but a tee also, coz dearest dad hadn’t been to kiss me bye yet, score. He came while I was giving myself fifteen more minutes; after those nine hundred seconds, I used the loo once then got myself mostly independently kitted.
-        At 5:30pm I played one game of Bejeweled lasting 5:10; now, lemme just play one more lasting in between six and seven minutes and I’m happy to call it quits until toms. XD
-        PIG mum came to help with Elf’s AFO and both laces (only coz she doesn’t wanna be late for work), before I let her gleefully FORCE L me to walk over to the bathroom to brush teeth (poor Ela).
-        Teeth brushed, I walked myself slowly and safely out to the gobbling :p table, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
Breakfast was about one bowl of plain porridge with one slice of unbuttered bread ripped into it, one full mug of water, most of my usual drugs :P (but not the iron tablet coz I hadn’t done a number two for two/three days are iron tablets give constipation?) and one small half-mouthful of milk. Over breakfast, I also spend about ten minutes continuing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me get through today okay. I find it's exceedingly important to constantly remind the cruel and unfaithful God that He has no bearing  on  my good day whatsoever, that I am perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him, because my good day's dependent on my own good attitude. If only God would remember that ... *sigh* He created the phrase 'live and let live', so why the heck can't He lemme live the free, independent life that I deserve? Okay, fair enough, we all only deserve death because of Him, but why can't He just lemme live the life that nearly everyone else gets to live?? *sigh*
After breakfast, I walk myself slowly and safely to the loo and do a stinky unspeakable, again rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over. I also spend a lil time leaning fully against the side rail and finishing my mostly silent chat to Percy the saint/angel. Remember, however the cruel and unfaithful God tries to make my day bad for me, I won't let that affect me because my good day has NOTHING to do with Him; I'm perfectly capable of having a good day without Him, despite Him and apart from Him. See, my good day's dependent on my own good attitude!
-        When Kim arrives, I get into the Camry, and she tootles us off to Sunnybank Hills Shoppingtown for my fortnightly shopping trip!
-        Kim finds a parking spot, we head inside then she gets me to see back down then she goes back outside to repark the car coz apparently she’s facing the wrong direction? Anyhow, eventually I use the loo once for one tinkle, head inside and point to Feist’s novels and ask Kim to please grab one for me. (I’d grab the book myself except for the fact that those books are lying on the bottom row of the bookshelf and I don’t have the confidence to bend that far down and not fall over). Actually, no, I spot “Magacian’s End” and decide I’d like that one, please. Then, heading over to a comfy one seat sofa, I crash and happily read that book for one hour~
-        Before leaving, I pretend I’m @ Dick Smiths updating from an iPad. Today, I share about attending the Lifeline Bookfest and wanting a PIRATE COCONUT after watching Moana with PIG mum two/three days ago! XD
-        Yup, @ 6:35pm I’ve played another game of Bejeweled lasting 6:05. Am content to stop playing till toms now. XD
-        After one more loo trip, Kim and I begin our shopping down @ Woolies, before continuing it upstairs @ Coles. Our last stop before sitting down for a short break was @ Daiso, where I  bought a birthday card for my dearest dad~
-        Lunch was back @ Pho, where the owner used to be Kim’s next door neighbour! Kim recommended the crispy skin chicken noodle; we both ordered a bowl. Sure, the chicken was crispy, but I prefer thick noodles to thin noodles … and you should’ve seen the SEA of soya sauce down the bottom! XD PIG mum says just have the rice next time.
-        After lunch, we both poked away @ our smartphones for awhile before Kim tootled me home for a shower – I washed and rinsed my hair today. I also sang 24% of my shorter second-favourite song slowly, softly but most hatefully out aloud, opening both eyes for all the important numbers.
-        I had one tinkle before I flipped the nice warm water off, mostly dried myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped me dry my back, both legs and Era), mostly creamed myself (again, thanks to Kim who helped me cream my back, both calves and Era) then mostly rekitted myself (thanks to Kim who kindly helped with Erf’s sock, Elf’s AFO and both laces meaning yay, I’ve gotten the one day off per week from shoelace tying practice I’m hoping for!). After using the loo for one tinkle (my period may have arrived?) I say my thanks and byes to Kim before walking myself slowly and safely back online, always rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
- When PIG mum announced her safe arrival home, I walked myself slowly and safely to the front door and let her in, rising above the cruel and unfaithful God’s near-overwhelming hatred and not letting Him push me over.
-        I let her nab half my yummy chicken puff for arvo tea (they’re distinguishable from the curry chicken puffs coz the curry chicken puff pastry bit is really dark, almost like burnt!); we both drank one mug of yummy oolong tea.
-        Afterwards, I sneak my mobile into the loo and play Candy Crush for the full five tinkles. XD
-        Fingers crossed dearest dad will take PIG mum and I out somewhere yummy for dinner tonight! Even though I fully understand that I will get piss little … *sigh*
-        Toms: All hail brave PIG mum, who’s taking me out all the way to Orthotic Solutions to get my boot trimmed. Hopefully that’ll be the end of the random bruises that I’ve jokingly attributed to PIG mum coming downstairs @ night when she can’t sleep to pinch me all over. XD
-        Wonder where we’ll have lunch afterwards? I don’t think PIG mum would willingly drive all the way home just to gleefully restrict me from lunch out then drive me out to see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage again.
-        Hopefully I’ll see Aunty Ann for a comfy massage afterwards, and hopefully I’ll get to ask her about her week before PIG mum comes inside and hogs the entire conversation. XD I don’t really mind, though; I’m too busy enjoying Aunty Ann’s firm minustrations~
-        Then it’s Aunty Kitty coming to mind me for one hour between 4pm till 5pm. Wish she’d stay the whole hour, though, and not keep running five – fifteen minutes early but still getting one hour’s pay … also, should ask her if she’s free to come mind me every Friday instead of rotating fortnightly with Aunty Lucia, because she @ least walks behind me … *sigh*
-        Anyways, hopefully bbl, else wishing everyone a smashing end to the week toms!
Cheers,

Em. ^^

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