monday post 83b

good evening! em's new plodding total for monday now stands @ 2325. righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol arrived just before 4pm and, after yakking with PIG mum for several minutes, Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, got creamed and had another tinkle. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was doing erf's shoe straps.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my afternoon toastie. sadly, she only allowed one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but she allowed me some mayo, meaning @ least this week's been satisfied. :) i also drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly' and chomped a banana, which carol kindly peeled for me. actually, she even offered to cut it up for me! but i told her i was fine to chomp and chew it. :)
-after i'd finished eating, carol flicked on ten's news, read out by georgina lewis and bill macdonald, then started massaging ela. PIG mum came downstairs and had a long yak to carol. ela was painted sth like congee colour with hokkien noodle colour dots today, after hearing about my brunch this morning.
-and i finished my book club novel!
-before she left, carol took me to the loo once more for one tinkle. she's having some chicken schnitzel-thing for dinner tonight.
-sadly, before i had the chance to return online, PIG mum intercepted me and ordered i head for the piano.
-so i'll keep saying this, but i don't really mind whenever PIG mum gleefully forces poor ela to practise piano, because i've always loved playing piano, even after the CRUEL and UNFAITHFUL god took away my ability to play even semi-decently.
-sadly, after that, PIG mum decided to gleefully FORCE :( poor em to plod on the bloody treadmill for twenty minutes. that brought along some exercises for elf, first.
-bbl~
cheers,
em. ^^