tuesday post81b

good evening! em's new plodding total for tuesday now stands @ 3646. righteo, continuing today's events?
-carol stayed, cathy went home. after watching the despicable me2 trailer with me(i'm addicted! XD), carol Forced me to walk to the bathroom for my nice hot shower - i washed my hair today, but thanks to carol who rinsed it out for me, thus leaving era free to hold my stupid right eye fully shut.
-i had one tinkle before carol flipped the nice hot water off, got dried, had another tinkle then got creamed. carol rekitted me, and i had one last tinkle when she was drying my glasses for me.
-carol Forced me to walk out to the kitchen to make my own toastie for arvo tea. sadly, she only allowed me one slice of cheese, which was ENTIRELY too thin, but i got to squirt mayo, meaning @ least this week's been satisfied twice over. :)
-carol also cut me one juicy pear and i drank one mug of tea, white and two, 'incorrectly'.
-after i finished eating, carol massaged ela for almost twenty-five minutes, painting her meat pie colour with sesame seed colour dots today (the meat pie PIG mum bought me for lunch today came with sesame seeds on top!). she's back tomorrow and is having some kinda noodles for dinner tonight.
-carol took me once more to the loo before leaving.
-sadly, i couldn't return to the net, coz PIG mum immediately and gleefully FORCED :( poor em to plod twenty minutes on the bloody treadmill, before claiming to plod the same herself while i watched SBS's world news.
-after PIG mum finished plodding her own twenty, she gleefully forced poor em on @ least ten minutes of posture exercises and exercises for ela.
-dinner afterwards: rice, lotsa lettuce, two small slices of yummy pork and one each of a lil chunk of yummy spam ham and egg. dinner was spooned down with one bowlful of soup.
-i went once more to the loo before returning online. PIG mum got up me for not wiping my bum correctly! XD
-anyways, will need the loo once more around 9pm; hopefully PIG mum'll come downstairs and take me.
-cya soon!
cheers,
em. ^^