friday post 99

good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 2939 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'how jesus taught us to pray (2)'; thirdly, the spam count for the week's sixteen and lastly, i'm still owed FORTY-TWO MINUTES online after aunty lucia leaves!!! righteo, events for today?
~i used the pot :P twice last night, once more this morning and once more when dearest dad left for work around 8:20am. then i cuddled bear bear and fell successfully back asleep with him until PIG mum came and poked me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she came back, i used the pot :P once more for two more tinkles, just swinging myself back into bed when i felt like doing a stinky unspeakable. PIG mum got me kitted, gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush my teeth, then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one slice of toasted brown bread with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam plus one mug of yummy horlicks, which i drank 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-after breakfast, i went and did a stinky unspeakable. of course, PIG mum gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-afterwards, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to wash and dry both hands, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD.
-of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to leo koo all day, too.
-once PIG mum left the driveway and started driving me to UQ for physio, i closed both eyes and had a mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. opening both eyes somewhere along coronation drive, era helped ela stretch for five minutes before she opened and closed her palm @ least fifty times, holding each for a count of five.
-PIG mum took me once to the loo when we arrived, only katrina met us when we were coming out! "slight emergency,' she explained. "one of our elderly patients is suffering chest pains, so we've called an ambulance for him just in case."
-so when PIG mum went back downstairs to pay margit, josh appeared and told me the same thing.
--physio today: about twenty-seven sit-to-stands, mat work and some exercises for elf.poor ela feels unloved. XD
-before we left, PIG mum took me once more to the loo. karl was seated outside, presumably waiting for a taxi, but he wasn't responsive when PIG mum said bye to him.
-when she tootled me off to see naz, era helped ela stretch for fifteen minutes, then she opened and closed her palm one hundred times, holding each for a count of five.
-alas, horrid PIG mum will always refuse to check downstairs for an available parking spot, but luckily, there was one upstairs available, phew. i'm not really angry @ her, honestly, she's taught me the importance of placing yourself first, see.
-downstairs, i asked naz to please cook some fish and chips for me, then leaned forward and whispered 'lotsa chicken salt for the chips, remember!" he laughed quickly and nodded. XD
-PIG mum then gleefully FORCED :( me to walk over to buy myself a sushi roll for arvo tea with aunty lucia. i chose a chicken kaarage one.
-then, PIG mum went and bought me an orange and apple juice. she was mean coz she refused to buy me a pudding milk tea, but @ least she didn't buy me a carrot and apple juice instead! while she was queueing in line, i sang 25% of my shorter second-favourite song softly aloud.
-i also rang dearest dad. who told me that he was somewhere around everton park/everton hills, and would drive me to SHINE fellowship tonight.
-lol, once my fish and chips were ready, i started tucking in. PIG mum nabbed a chip, ate it then almost spat it back out in disgust. 'eww, it's so salty!" she cried. thanks, naz. XD
-before driving us back home, PIG mum tootled us to woolies and gleefully FORCED :( me to walk all around woolies to buy myself some horlicks. going out through the self-checkouts,  though, she needed some help from the lady manning that section coz she actually scanned the horlicks a second time. XD
-hey, aunty lucia's here now, so fingers crossed i can bbl tonight, else expect a pissy plodding total toms, coz i'm not going anywhere bar SHINE fellowship tonight. tessa's coming to mind me for three hours toms, and dominique's coming to help me shower toms arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing weekend!
cheers,
em. ^^