good afternoon! firstly, em's been hard @ work plodding 1535 steps today; secondly, TWFT topic's 'read god's word-every day' and thirdly, i'm still owed THIRTY-EIGHT MINUTES online after carol leaves tonight!!! righteo, events for today?
~great sleep last night, yay! nature didn't call till 7:45am, and after a pot :P trip i spent roughly ten minutes having mostly silent chat to percy the saint/angel, asking him please to help me with the patience, perseverance, strength and endurance i needed to get through today with, giving all the pleasure, all the satisfaction to PIG mum and just suffering for her when she decided that only she could be happy and/or satisfied. dad came to kiss me goodbye before leaving for work, and PIG mum was in immediately after he'd left, poking me with "fifteen more minutes."
-when she returned, i swung myself over to the pot :P once more for three tinkles, PIG mum got me kitted, then she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the bathroom to brush my teeth, before she gleefully FORCED :( me to walk out to the gobbling :P table.
-breakfast was one slice of toast with the merest dab of butter and yummy strawberry jam ever, plus one warm mug of yummy horlicks, which i drank 'incorrectly' when PIG mum was upstairs changing.
-after breakfast, PIG mum gleefully FORCED :( me to walk to the 4WD. of course, she gleefully forced poor em to buckle her own seatbelt all day; we also listened to leo koo all day, too.
-PIG mum tootled us off to patsy's for breakfast with margaret! i'd expected a sumptuous breakfast, but was rather disappointed with just a mini croissant and a mug of green tea, but 'twas so good to see margaret! i'd decided to keep her company by wearing a beanie like her, and i gave her a copy of the anthology our writers group had recently published.
-lol, talk actually turned to raunchy novels! XD apart from PIG mum and i, aunty anne was there, patsy, margaret and another anne, who's also a nurse.
-before we left, PIG mum took me once to the loo, although zero thanks to her who gleefully forced me to dak myself.
-back outside, patsy had me lean down and feel what was actually an elephant's FOOT! dunno where she gets such odd collectibles from! XD
-PIG mum tootled us home, getting her petty revenge on me for not taking elf's sock fast enough by refusing to lemme buy a yummy pork salad roll for lunch. :(
-actually, back home, she chucked a cow @ me, flouncing back inside the house herself. i sang my original second-favourite song @ least five times, walked the long way back into the house then sat over the loo for three tinkles before taking myself slowly and safely back to the gobbling :P table to sit down, rising above god's hatred and not letting him push me over.
-but i felt all better after lunch today, coz dear aunty wendy cooked me one whole plate of yummy spiral pasta with tomato sauce, two slices of ham and a yolky egg! oh, and lotsa yummy broccoli and she even sliced the carrots into pretty flower-petal shapes! i drank one yummy cold mug of horlicks 'incorrectly', coz she couldn't find where PIG mum'd hidden the nesquik.
-hey, carol's here soon, so fingers crossed i can bbl, okies? else i've prolly got a torture session with vincent the bloody physio toms morning and acupuncture in the arvo. righteo, hope everyone has a smashing week!
cheers,
em. ^^
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